Why Are You Crying? Because I Married Your Mom After You Broke up with Me?

(First add oil, then add a little Honkai, then add a little card, stir-fry over high heat...) Thousands of years ago, a dilapidated alien spaceship crossed the sky of the blue planet, and countless cards flew from the holes to all parts of the world, thus opening the era of cards... Yuan Yu came to this world in the constant mistakes of the system. He originally just wanted to play with the pre-Honkai civilization, but... "All the work of creation has been completed. The day has undoubtedly come - the fetus of philosophy - reshape the world for us!" Yuan Yu:? "A cute girl's heart is omnipotent, right?" Yuan Yu looked at this seemingly normal pink girl and was about to breathe a sigh of relief. But he saw her take out a golden mechanical capsule and threw it out, and then a pink and white manta ray that covered the sky appeared in the sky. "Go! Great Freedom, make them all shiny?" Yuan Yu: This Honkai is too Honkai...

A car accident ended Li Hai's ordinary life. And when he opened his eyes again after overcoming life and death, he found that he had traveled to a strange world called Yuzhou. In this vast and mysterious world, there are thousand-year-old dynasties, martial arts overlords, ancient sects, and demons and ghosts. But Li Hai, who came across the border ignorantly, has nothing... No, he has! As a newly-minted time traveler, like countless predecessors, Li Hai also has a system. However, this unknown system named [Study hard and make progress every day] can neither add points to attributes nor sign in for draws. It has only one ability, and that is... no matter what skills, secret techniques, spells, superpowers, unusual skills, bloodlines, physiques, or magical powers.

[Practicing magic skills by mistake + cool story + relaxed and happy + Tianjiao style] Fairy light descended, ancient fairies revived, cities turned into dens of evil, and wild beasts turned into demons. A black dragon flew up from the deep sea, causing a tsunami of a thousand meters. The demon fairy slaughtered millions of lives and left safely under the bombing of several nuclear bombs. As soon as he crossed over, Jiang Chuan found that he was chosen by the Blood Sea Cult to become one of the sacrifices to the Blood Sea Demon Fairy. "I'm just an ordinary person who wants to lie down quietly. Since you want to kill me, I have no choice but to strike first and kill you all!" In order to destroy the Blood Sea Cult, Jiang Chuan began to practice without any guidance. Unexpectedly, he was a one-in-a-million martial arts genius who transformed his martial arts skills without even realizing it. "The Kuiniu Divine Spear is a spear technique created by the mythical beast Kuiniu. When the spear is fired, thousands of thunders will follow. This is definitely not a spear technique created by Kuiniu for his human soldiers." "The Six Imperial Seals are definitely modeled after the Six Imperial Emperors in mythology who ruled over the heavens and earth, and not the six natural forces of wind, thunder, water, fire, light, and darkness." "You said I practiced wrong? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" "We use the same technique, but I am obviously stronger! What makes you say I am practicing it wrong?" "You can't practice it, which only means that you don't have enough talent!" When Jiang Chuan swallowed the sun and transformed the sun's power into his own power, cultivators all over the world were stunned. "You swallowed up the sun, and you still dare to say that you didn't practice wrong?!!!"

The whole world changed in the blink of an eye, and everyone could become stronger by killing monsters and leveling up. Here, well-known mythological stories such as Journey to the West have become various secret copies, which deviate greatly from the plots we are familiar with. Liang Mushui was originally just an ordinary high school student. After the world changed, he gained superb talents and even obtained a rare artifact at the beginning. Now it remains to be seen how he slowly reaches the top in this game-like world.

As the demon tide turns back, disputes and death once again sweep across the land. Aliens rise, dragons roar, and demons from the abyss are ready to move. The extraordinary people use their mortal bodies to control the power of God, greedily coveting the forbidden areas of the gods, but they don't know that the gods who have been silent for thousands of years have already opened their eyes. In such a turbulent era, the protagonist Roland breaks through the restrictions of conventional job transfers with his unique professional panel and obtains special effects. [Blacksmith Apprentice] - [Humble Apprentice] [ New Recruit] - [Prepare for War] [Student] - [Focus] Not only that, different professions will also trigger resonance and gain additional gains. [Blacksmith Apprentice] + [New Recruit] = [Steel Refined] [Blacksmith Apprentice] + [Student] = [Standardized Production] [New Recruit] + [Student] = [Theory and Practice] Every path leads to unknown power, and every breakthrough takes him one step further away from the shackles of the mundane world. Holding multiple positions and surviving in troubled times? No! Omniscient and omnipotent, standing on top of the world!

When Zhu Gou Wa led his friends to take a cold bath in a secret base, he took out a snow-white bead from a crevice in the rock. Later, due to family reasons, he passed the "Talent Selection" and joined the Yun family, and changed his name to Yunsheng. After entering, I found that I had entered a family of immortal cultivators. After accidentally discovering the secret of the bead, he relied on the help of the bead. From a cultivator of medium qualifications, he stepped into the ranks of immortals step by step.

[No transformation, no heroine] [Invincible flow, one beast dominates an era] [Practice in advance, leading the starting line] Xiao Teng died and was reborn as a two-meter-long python. Just when Xiao Teng thought that there was no hope for the python's survival, the system told him that the revival of spiritual energy would come in seven days. Xiao Teng obtains the god-level talent [Endless Devouring] at the beginning. By devouring, he can gain evolution points and evolve himself. He also has a chance to devour the talents of other creatures and use them for his own benefit. Therefore, Xiao Teng started practicing early relying on his talent. When the spiritual energy revived, he had already opened up a huge gap between himself and other people (beasts). ...... Many years later, when the top humans entered the legendary forbidden area, the Longyuan Forbidden Land. But suddenly he found that he had been targeted by a black dragon that was a kilometer long, and was trapped in a huge sense of oppression and unable to move. The top strong men of the human race were suddenly sweating profusely. This scene was also spread to the outside world, and people couldn't help but shout: "There is a real dragon in the Longyuan Forbidden Land!"

Traveled to the world of "Swallowed Star" and became an alien born on Earth. The moment he saw Luo Feng, Dongguan's memory awakened and he couldn't help but touch his forehead. Let me ask you, which person on earth has three eyes? (No system, no genius battle route)

Callius von Jervain.A character who dies no matter what he does. A character who falls into a forced choice route where he can only die, no matter his choices up to that point. However, there is a single route where the character can live and play the game.And I have to carve out that route somehow.Because I’ve become Callius von Jervain in the game.

It was 12 years ago.The empress gave birth to a princess. She declared to the public that she was a boy, named Xia Shimin.Three years ago, Xia Shimin was made the crown prince and arranged a marriage with the present Grand Preceptor's daughter, thus securing the imperial power.......Zhang Ronghua crossed over at her birth. As a proper forbidden soldier, he has been hiding out for 15 years in the royal residence. Every day that passed, his talent would increase by one point.Seeing that the wedding date was getting closer, he accidentally found out that the crown prince was a woman.The night of the wedding.Prince: I need you to marry me!

The worst student of Westroad Academy. The disgrace of the Blake House. A new soul enters the body of Frey Blake, who couldn’t overcome his miserable life and chose death instead. “What’s with this body? I’ll have to work on tuning it from scratch.” The Great Mage Lucas Traumen, with the body of Frey Blake, gains a chance at revenge!

Lu Li transmigrates into a modern world of Pokémon, armed with the wisdom of a hundred cultivation techniques—only to discover that farming is actually more effective than cultivating immortality.And with that, the Pokémon world starts to spiral into chaos.When Pokémon Breeders see energy cubes now being called "elixirs," the entire Breeder Association declares that Pokémon breeding as a field no longer makes sense.Ghost-Type Champion: "I once told him that my ghost army was unstoppable. He just laughed and said, ‘Ghost-types are still spirits,’ then pulled out the Myriad Souls Banner."Master Botanist: "I thought I was the best at growing plants… but even his Pokémon are better at it than me."Groudon watches in stunned silence as a Swampert—standing atop a Bastiodon—disappears into the sky.Years later, as Arceus awakens from its slumber and surveys the state of the world, it falls into deep contemplation.Show more