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Chapter 44: They are all clowns

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Chapter 44: They are all clowns

Adam was immediately dumbfounded when he heard the congressman's words. "Wait, Mr. Congressman!" "I think there is no need to discuss the ownership of 02!" "I apply to dismiss this issue!" The MP shook his head. "Unfortunately Mr. Adam, this application is invalid!" “This issue was also formulated after parliamentary discussions!” "The council decided to hand over 02 to the C01 shelter for containment!" "Mr. Adam, if you have no other objections to this, I'm going to start voting!" After listening to the conversation between the two, the warden suddenly became happy.

"This hand uses the strength to push forward, and it is so beautiful!" "You spent the minimum price to keep the status of a Chinese asylum seeker! I admire you!" The originally irritable doctor calmed down instantly. He held his eyes and said softly. "In this way, those people will definitely not let the A01 family become bigger!" Sure enough, the voting results came out five minutes later. More than 40% of people voted in favor. The remaining people all abstained and did not even vote to veto. The reason is simple. No one here is stupid, not even those who were promised benefits by Adam. No one wants to see a situation where one company is the only one. Since A01 wants 09-Tainted Creator, then fine. Hand over 02-Angel. Of course, that person's movement is indispensable in the middle. At this time, the man in a suit stood up. He adjusted his collar first, and then looked at Adam with a smile. "Mr. Adam, do you accept this result?" Hearing this, Adam turned to look at the man with a somewhat complicated look. "He Shang, is this your fault?"

He Shang is this man's name, not his code name. He waved his hand. "It has nothing to do with me. This is all the result of voting!" Adam didn't look anywhere else, but turned to look at the congressman. "With all due respect, Congressman, don't you think this issue is unreasonable?" The congressman's expression was somewhat complicated. "Mr. Adam, please watch your words!" "I have already said that this proposal is the result of joint deliberations among members of the parliament!" “If you have any questions about this proposal, you can submit an application later!” Adam retorted fiercely. "No! I don't accept it!" “I haven’t had any problems at my shelter!” "Why hand over 02? This is simply ridiculous!" The congressman was about to speak, but He Shang interrupted him. "Mr. Adam, why don't we solve this problem privately?" "Although 02 and 09 are in absolute safety, it's so troublesome to transport them back and forth!" "There is no guarantee that any accidents will happen during the transfer!" As he said that, he looked at Adam with a smile. "Do you think what I said makes sense? Mr. Adam?" Adam looked at He Shang with cold eyes. "Don't go too far!" He Shang waved his hand and said with a smile. "I'm just making a suggestion! If you don't agree, then we'll just follow the process!" At this time, the craftsman's expression was very wonderful. He originally thought he was a clown, but now it seems that he is not the only clown. He said to a shelter leader next to him. "Isn't this move like pulling the fire under the cauldron in their Chinese country?" "Then Adam is still a little too young!"

The leader next to him did not dare to participate in this topic, so he could only remain silent. The craftsman didn't care, turned around and said to the other person. "Do you think the two families will fall out over this matter?" "If they fall out, what will we do in the shelters in small countries?" His tone was full of worry, but more of it was an attitude of watching a show. The leader frowned tightly and said in a deep voice. "Mr. Craftsman, I think you should take care of your own affairs first!" After saying that, he also closed his mouth. The craftsman's expression was smiling at one moment, and sad at the other, talking to himself like a demon in a daze. ………… He looked at Adam with a smile. "What about Mr. Adam? Are you really not going to consider my suggestion?" Adam's face was very ugly. He stared at He Shang's face and gritted his teeth every word. "I agree!" He lost this game. And he lost completely. Not only did he lose the game, but he also lost his face. Not only did he not get 09, but he also paid a heavy price for it. His family could not escape the promised benefits. As for what he paid, he didn't know. Maybe they didn't pay anything at all. He looked at He Shang with complicated eyes. "He Shang, there is a saying in your Chinese country that mountains and rivers meet each other, and we will meet again!" After saying this, his figure disappeared into thin air. Apparently it was offline. The congressmen looked at He Shang with a somewhat complicated look. "He Shang, this round table meeting has turned into a farce because of your two families!" Some congressmen said unhappily. He Shang shrugged. "Who cares?"

"snort!" Several congressmen also went offline. They even forgot to announce the end of the meeting. They felt ashamed to stay here at this time. The craftsman grinned. "A few more clowns! Hahaha!" "All clowns! Hahaha!" The roundtable meeting ended hastily. The doctor received a call from He Shang as soon as he went offline. "Doctor! You have to figure out the follow-up investigation procedures for the containment failure of 292!" This time, the doctor finally touched his monocle. He pushed his monocle and said calmly. "I have a plan for the problem of 292!" "Well! Very good, the next period of time will not be peaceful, you ask the warden to pay attention!" "I won't call one by one to notify!" The doctor said coldly. "Why don't we leave the jailer?" He Shang on the other side was silent for a moment, and then sighed. "It's not time yet!" As he said that, he seemed to think of something. "By the way, does 292 have divinity?" The doctor's voice was still calm. "Shouldn't you have seen the research report?" "It's just that the activity speed of his cells is a little special!" Both of them fell into silence. In the end, He Shang said softly. "Since there is no divinity, let's just forget about it!" After saying that, he hung up the communicator.

The doctor put the communicator aside and then breathed a sigh of relief. After a moment, he picked up the communicator again, this time to call his assistant. "Notify 292 and ask him to cooperate in the experiment on 097!"

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