I'm the Farmgirl You Can't Mess With

(Not watching animation or football will not affect reading) (No national football team + passionate football + a little bit of two-dimensional elements + a single female lead sweet story) As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the Ronaldinho template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Ten Hag after his contract expired. This bald ass Ten Hag also forbids himself from going to the cafeteria? No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldinho and Kaka templates? Full level stop? Who is Nagi Makoto? …… Extract the full-level ball stop, Nagi Makoto Shirou template; Draw the tiger shot, Hyuga Kojiro template! Extract the monster dribbling, bee music returns to the template! Draw the "Beyond Vision" god-level shot, a template for the world! Extraction... Holy shit, a fire tornado? It's too good to be true in real life! …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lu Xiao is the only GOAT in the world!

3000 years after his disappearance, Xue An had undergone cultivation and came back as an invincible fairy. But upon his return to Earth, he realised that he had a pair of twin daughters.“Papa, this dragon doesn’t taste good!”“Oh, this must be an ancestor-grade dragon that has lived for much too long. Its meat has become a little dry. Next time, we shall eat a young dragon within ten thousand years of age.”Some dragon that had existed since the beginning of the universe was lying on the floor, trembling and shivering.“Papa, between you and the other Immortal-emperor mannies, who is more powerful?”Xue An smiled. There was not a single soul that could withstand even just one blow from him. If there was! That would at most be two!“My dear daughters, I will make you girls the happiest princesses in this whole, wide world. No, in this whole universe! And it’s the two of you!”

After reincarnating multiple times over several centuries, Klaus has finally returned 50 years into the apocalypse that descended on Earth, bringing with it the infamous spiritual Qi.He is a paragon, a being so powerful that the heavens want nothing more than to kill him. He doesn’t play by the rules, and he most certainly doesn’t care what the heavens think.He just wanted to live his life, make money, and keep a smile on his mother’s face. However, when memories of his past incarnations began to resurface, he was forced to resume the life of a paragon once more.Maybe for the last time.Read along as we explore the amazing and twisted lives he has lived and how they will shape his current incarnation as Klaus Hanson, the Last Paragon.

Qiao Nian lived in the Qiao family’s house for 18 years before her biological parents found her. Suddenly, all the wealthy families in the city knew that the Qiao family had a fake daughter!A true daughter of an affluent family would be talented, gentle, and kind.A fake daughter would not be able to pick up any skills and accomplish nothing.Everyone wanted to see how miserable she would become when she went back to her ravine after being kicked out of a rich family!Qiao Nian also thought that her biological parents were poor teachers from Luohe County.Who knew that her brother drove a Phaeton that was worth three hundred thousand yuan!Her biological father was also a professor who taught at Tsinghua University!The big boss of the family of scums became a bootlicker and bowed in front of her grandpa…Qiao Nian was dumbfounded.Erm… this wasn’t the same as saying yes!After being freed from the family of scums, Qiao Nian was able to be herself.She was the top student in the college entrance examination, a live broadcast star and the heir of an invaluable cultural heritage… Her identities were revealed and when she started to appear on the hot searches in the city, the family of scums turned green.The anti-fans mocked: What’s the point of trying to fake an image? Aren’t you just sticking to my brother everyday?Qiao Nian responded: I’m sorry but I already have a match.Top Brother: @Qiao Nian. Let me introduce her to everyone. This is my sister.Wealthy Grandpa: My dear granddaughter, why are you working so hard? If you want a bicycle, grandpa will buy it for you!The rich and powerful in Beijing spread a rumor that Master Wang was hiding a wife in his luxurious house. No matter how much people tried to persuade him, he never took her out to meet anyone. If he were asked, he would say the same sentence. “My wife is from the countryside and she is shy.”That was until one day when someone saw the noble and cold Master Wang holding a girl’s slender waist while hiding in a corner of a wall and muttering with red eyes. “Baby, when will you give me a title?”[Fake daughter who is from a truly wealthy family] + [Two big bosses]

In this world, human are in peril. 72 Obelisks suddenly appeared out of nowhere, infecting the world with Monsters. Amongst this chaos, people look for hope.A man named Basil Pacifer is the humanity's hope. He is the strongest Mage alive at that point. Sadly, he believes in no man, and he always moves alone....Basil observes the unfolding scene bitterly. He is aware of his impending doom, however he has no grudge. He has lived long enough to achieve things people can only dream about.Looking back to his past, he realized his life is nothing more than a sad story.Closing his eyes, he accepted his end — or so he thought...."Look at me! What do you see?""Regrets.""Don't you want to undo it?""Tell me what is the offer."Thus, Basil Pacifer returned to the past, being his younger self once again. Of course, he returned back with something....[Ding!][Guide to Omniscience is successfully merged with The Chosen One][Analyzing The Chosen One's mental capability...][Analyzation Complete!][Result: The Chosen One is retarded][Initiate Brain Configuration!]No matter how useless the golden finger he received seems, he will reach a higher height than his last life. This time, he will completely erase any regrets he has!

After waking up, a strange app was installed on Lin Bai's phone.The news on the app came from the future.And as long as Lin Bai participated in the events and changed the future, he would be rewarded.[World News: Pfizer US announces that it had developed the first-ever Corona Virus vaccine, stock prices shot up 500% in one day.][World News: Three days later, Elon Musk declares himself the godfather of DogeCoin on Twitter, forcefully manipulating DogeCoin prices.][Regional News: New developments on the old man car accident, son of old man offers 10million dollars for clues of the culprit.][Local News: Hard work won't disappoint you, S City old lottery buyer who had been buying the same number for 30 years finally won 1st prize!][Local News: Daughter of the richest man in S city was kidnapped, violated, and murdered, the culprit is......]Wait！Lin Bai looked at the obituary photo in black-and-white on the latest message.That person in the photo, isn't that the school belle Yu Jinmo who's chasing me?

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have."Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper.The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games.Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them.They're fucking real.Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film?Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more.If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again!

Renji had many exes.However, these exes were all fictional characters in a post-apocalyptic game.As an absolute devotee of strength, whenever a character became useless in the game, Renji would strip them of their equipment, claim their resources, and relegate them to the background as caretakers, giving the best to new powerful characters.Of course, Renji always insisted that this was temporary, all in the name of advancing in the game and saving this precarious post-apocalyptic world!But...These "Fictional Characters" didn't seem to see it that way.When Renji, with his emphasis on strength and meticulous planning, fulfilled his mission as the "savior," putting an end to the source of Tainted Miasma in the wasteland and becoming the first to achieve a "perfect clearance."He unexpectedly found himself transported to the game's second stage.He had thought he would soar directly, living a carefree life, but Renji realized that things were not quite as he had imagined.

Earth has undergone an odd change. Expanding by millions of times its original size, its population was suddenly split into two halves.On one side, there was a group of technologically advanced humans. But, on the other, a world of cultivation had grown and pospered.The secrets that led to this change have been hidden in the darkness for too long... Until there came a day where a boy born on the Mortal side of the world was found to have the talent to enter the Martial side. Having lost both of his parents to a hidden tide, he chose to leave all that he had known behind and enter this land of danger.What truths would he unveil? What would he learn about what separated the Mortals from the Cultivators? What hidden evils wanted to ensure that his people never rose up and gained power? And how would those evils... deal with him?----This list of things I hate is quite long.The first is that I hate to be tested the most.The second is that I hate to be tested the most.The third also happens to be that I hate to be tested the most.The ocean's depths are too shallow, the sun's light too dim, the ground too mundane and the skies too small. For those born of this colorless world to deem themselves worthy of casting judgement on me... I can only say that it's laughable.I am the Nameless Immortal God because even the Heavens themselves are unworthy to name me. Even while I am unaware of my own identity, I will dry the oceans until cracked land is all that is left, I will cast the sun into endless darkness, I will shatter the ground with my feet and sunder the skies with my blade.Am I too arrogant? What right do you have to think that?---

5 years ago, Earth was subject to an event now known as the “World Awakening”.At that time, the world completely changed. Mana awakened in the world, gates began opening, and a holographic screen showed up in front of the eyes of every human that outlined their “status”.Each individual was given a talent to start with, ranging from simple abilities like enhanced eyesight to insane fantasy stuff like pyrokinesis.And within this myriad of abilities, Damien awakened a spatial affinity with the skill “short-distance teleportation”.At first, he was excited, thinking about intense battles and gaining great power, but the reality was quick to shoot him down.His ability only worked in the area 10 meters around himself, and his physical stats were insanely weak, leaving him tired after using his ability a couple of times.Disillusioned by his weakness, Damien lived a quiet life doing anything he could to meet ends meet, until one day, everything changed.Damien was betrayed and thrown into a gate, left to fend for himself in a labyrinth of beasts.Something snapped in him that day. He refused to stay weak and keep his head down any longer.When he emerged from the darkness, he found himself in a new world with no idea how to return to earth.However, he wasn’t the same kid he was when he first fell.

A young man that was always cautious with his life ended up dying in the most random way possible, buried by an avalanche.As he died, within his last moments, he heard several mechanical voices resonating inside of his head, and he was granted many wishes in the form of Skills, Fortunes, and a new Body.Now, reborn as an Ice Dragon, he is thrown into a world of fantasy that seems way too much like Norse Mythology named Yggdrasil, which is also, somehow, a Cultivation World?What a weird mashup of concepts!Accompany him as he explores this world, survives against the deadly monsters that roam this world, and fights to find a place to belong to, and a purpose to this new life.However, he is not the only Reincarnated who was given wishes, and soon enough, the world he was thrown into will be engulfed in complete chaos.

The top crazy perverted beauty in the parallel world traveled through time and space and became a delicate little white flower who was used as bait by her boyfriend when her spiritual energy was revived.Then a strange scene appeared, Xiaobaihua was coughing up blood and beating people at the same time, becoming more and more abnormal as she lived.Just crossed over,Qin Mo looked at the man who pushed her towards the monster with ice-like eyes: You want to kill me.Ex-boyfriend: No, I love you the most.Qin Mo sneered: Really? Go to hell and love me.So, the hands rise and fall.In the cafeteriaGorgeous woman: Everyone knows how you are so fragile and survive in this world until now.Qin Mo: I’m dying if I speak so nicely.So, he directly broke the woman's neck.Dragging his breath away, the rabbit demon turned into its prototype and turned to the cafeteria master: Brother, let’s learn about the spicy rabbit meat...A certain shady man: Help me, I can cookWiped the blood on the scimitar.Qin Mo: Laundry, cooking, warm quilt...A certain man:! ! !A certain God of War system hid in a corner and shivered, secretly thinking that he was not up to par and could only rely on his host to win, and shed tears of regret (not). Keywords of the novel: Crazy criticize the beautiful woman after time travel, kill her ex-boyfriend first at the beginning without pop-up window, Crazy criticize the beauty after time travel, kill the ex-boyfriend first at the beginning txt full set download, Crazy criticize the beauty after time travel, kill the ex-boyfriend first at the beginning read the latest chapter