I'm the Farmgirl You Can't Mess With

[Infinite flow + slightly scary + no heroine + escape + non-cool text + no system + online IQ + novel world view setting] [This article has many twists and turns, and is more of a group portrait. Please be patient. Each character may not be as simple as it seems. Although it is an infinite flow, in fact, each copy has a certain connection. ] Yan Changqing is a patient who has been paralyzed in bed for twelve years. He had the same dream repeatedly for the past twelve years. In the dream, he was a healthy man with his own estate and animals to keep him company. They were apes, snakes, foxes, wolves, and butterflies. The ape taught him imitation and wine making. The snake taught him [detection] and [avoidance]. The fox taught him how to cheat and how to counter-cheate. The wolf taught him "hunting" and "camouflage". The butterfly taught him [art] and [aesthetics]. He thought that such days would continue until his death, until one day his dream changed. The animals and the manor disappeared, and were replaced by seven humans and a strange foggy world. Is this a dream or a different space? Yan Changqing has no way of knowing. He will face one horrific incident after another and use the skills he has learned to find a way out of the incident. During this process, he discovered something that terrified him. It turned out that he had been in the game twelve years ago...

(Not watching animation or football will not affect reading) (No national football team + passionate football + a little bit of two-dimensional elements + a single female lead sweet story) As a Bayern youth player, Lu Xiao awakens the superstar system. If you stay at the Bayern base for 1,000 days, you can activate the system to extract the Ronaldinho template. With 3 days left for activation, he was expelled by the 2nd team coach Ten Hag after his contract expired. This bald ass Ten Hag also forbids himself from going to the cafeteria? No, I have to stay here until the system is activated! Wait, where are the Ronaldinho and Kaka templates? Full level stop? Who is Nagi Makoto? …… Extract the full-level ball stop, Nagi Makoto Shirou template; Draw the tiger shot, Hyuga Kojiro template! Extract the monster dribbling, bee music returns to the template! Draw the "Beyond Vision" god-level shot, a template for the world! Extraction... Holy shit, a fire tornado? It's too good to be true in real life! …… From this day on, a true monster was born in world football! The outrageous moves that can only be seen in comics are reproduced one by one in reality! Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp were all stunned! Messi and Ronaldo feel inferior to him: Lu Xiao is the only GOAT in the world!

In the era of steam and mystery, becoming a correspondence student at the Thaumatology Academy was something Shad never thought of. A whispering voice rang in my ears, who was reciting the poems of foreigners—— The old gods and aliens, When the brassy rings of fate turn, The golden runes are flickering. steam surge, the fire flickers, Relic echoes, The old gods revived. The outstretched hand after the thick fog, Pull back the hazy curtain of the crazy age. Guests from afar explore the lands of the Old Continent, Striking the melody of the next era. Came here through the gate of time, Shad put down his suitcase, Look at the silvery moonlight overhead.

"You mean, you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth that no one else acknowledges, and everything you want is within your reach, but there are often war airships flying in the sky, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black change size at will, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street, and your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you, saying that you are dreaming, and all this makes you a little uneasy?" "Yes, doctor, so do I really have a problem?" "Of course I have a problem, sir, you can even see me."

On the wedding day, something went wrong and the bride entered the wrong bridal chamber.Yan Funing saw that her newlywed husband had turned out to be someone she had offended. She thought that in the future he would become a ruthless and powerful official with ruthless methods, which made her legs weak.Unexpectedly, the day after their wedding, they were driven to the countryside to farm.Not wanting to follow in the footsteps of cannon fodder girls, she worked hard to earn a family fortune, flirted with him, and became his nominal wife.--When Fu Ciyi saw that his newlywed wife turned out to be a certain woman who had canceled his marriage, he could have divorced her immediately, but he suddenly changed his mind.It would be nice to have such a woman by your side and be tortured every day.Who would have thought that this girl is so delicate and charming, her every move and smile is alluring...He tried his best to restrain himself, but he didn't want to torture himself.--One day, Fu Ciyi was attacked and hit on the head. After that, he frequently dreamed of a woman.He had never seen the face of the woman in the dream clearly, but he knew that there was a birthmark on her body, like a newly blooming hibiscus...One night, Yan Funing was taking a bath in her room, and he accidentally saw her lower back.The indifferent person's phoenix eyes were slightly narrowed, and there seemed to be complex emotions in his eyes that she couldn't understand.She was inexplicably panicked and wanted to run away.But the man tightened his grip on her waist and frowned, warning: "Don't seduce me again!"Yan Funing: "..."Who was holding her waist and not letting go? Keywords of the novel: After entering the wrong bridal chamber, I went to farm with the powerful minister and I went to farm without pop-up window. After entering the wrong bridal chamber, I went to farm with the powerful minister and I downloaded the full txt version. After entering the wrong bridal chamber, I went to farm with the powerful minister and read the latest chapter.

For others it takes dying and reincarnating for them to get a system but what happens when you get one without dying?Aron Michael is an average student set to graduate within a week, but he was expelled for a random reason. Due to that, he had heavy student debt and no diploma to help him earn the money to pay it back. But one day he got a system that called itself the [Advanced Tech System].

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

The era of the great pirates.The sea is surging, the strong are destroying the sky and the earth, and they are fighting each other. It really makes people——Can’t get up!...I, Rusilu Cullo, twenty-four years old, my biggest dream:Live this life safely!

A single question has been on every fighter’s mind since the dawn of the world—which weapon is the mightiest?The answer to that question came in an unexpected form.Martial Online—a game that was going to revolutionize the world and its future generations was created. It was said to be so realistic that it was near impossible to tell the difference between it and reality.Jesse Kraham, a youth from Nocklund, had been suffering from an incurable disease since he was a child. Because of the disease, he couldn't live a normal life, and he'd been living a lonely life.However, the universe was on his side, and he received one stroke of luck that changed the course of his life and the world entirely.

In the aftermath of apocalyptic event, a man rises above the others to lead an era.With threat beyond the stars, as Supreme Beings of otherworldly star system watches over as Destiny and Fate work their way, an era of Gods descended upon EarthAnd in his rise, lies a terrifying secret. Read how he rises above it all, through all the complicated love life, his determination to push through his own fate and destiny and the Will that pushes him forward.With all of this, could the Fate that was written be overturned? And will he truly rise to the top and survive?A great battle for the fate of the Universe began.This is the story of Lord Shadow.

A reoccurring nightmare afflicted Khan's nights since the Second Impact. His dreams replayed the scenes of the crash of the Nak's spaceship, an alien race that the humans had defeated five hundred years ago.Khan's life had turned upside-down after the tragedy. His mother had died during the incident, and the Nak's toxic mana had infected him. His father had managed to save him, but they ended up losing their home and name in the process.The nightmares wouldn't let Khan forget about the Nak, so he set his mind to join the Global Army and learn to wield mana. He had to put an end to those dreams, even if that meant hunting down that alien race through the stars.

The entire planet was dragged into a mysterious space known as the "Civilization Trial," with various apocalyptic trials following one after another. The crisis began with a parasitic threat, parasitic monsters silently replacing humans, and no one knew whether their relatives, friends, or comrades-in-arms had been masquerading as monsters.As everyone was steeped in deep fear, Shen Hao stared blankly at something extra that appeared before him.[Civilization Trial Cheats Collection]Begin with a mandatory draw of a Red Mythical Talent, friend-or-foe marking map, loot box probability adjustment, points acquisition multiplied by a hundred...Monster: "Run! This civilization is cheating!!!"