Warhammer 40K! The Glorious Queen of the Hammermen Author: Demi Devourer Summary: Warhammer 40k is not a suitable world to travel through, even with the Emperor's blessing. However, if the Emperor is a friend who plays tabletop chess with you in the real universe, then the matter of traveling to the 40k universe seems to become subtle? "I'm sorry that I hid some truths, but my friends, my world really needs your help." ——Big Brother E "Get your Imperial-class Titan models ready! Sooner or later we'll take your entire collection away!" ——A friend of Big E Volume: Battle of the Jodis Hive
Chapter 1. The Hammers' Amazing Beginning In a certain city, a certain place, on a certain street, a Didi was carrying passengers to their destination, and the two passengers in the car were chatting about some somewhat strange topics. "Lich, have you updated the table today?" "Updated a bit, the Manticore has arrived, I adjusted the table a little bit, as long as the dice are strong, it should be possible to play. By the way, I have to trouble Big E again to play with the hammer today..." "There's nothing we can do. All the clubs around here are closed, and only Big E has a place. But, Lich, tell me, why is there such a big gap between people..." Thinking of the rich hammer player they met in the club some time ago, the hammer player with the online name Political Commissar Sister who was chatting with the Lich couldn't help but sigh. As someone who has been in the hammer circle for a while, Political Commissar Sister has accumulated more than a thousand points - including some miscellaneous things - even close to two thousand points, which can be considered a pretty good life. The problem is, compared with this rich man who calls himself Big E and seems to have some foreign ancestry... his stuff is simply not good enough! "Really, Political Commissar, I really doubt whether he has shares in GW - think about it, his two warehouses have basically included all the military units of the Empire system, from IG to SM to Custodians to Sisters to Oilers - from ordinary giants to Warmaster-class Titans! And many units have special paint jobs! Think about his terrains that are so detailed that they are almost illegal! There is nothing wrong with GW asking him to shoot Warhammer commercials!" "Don't mention it. The Emperor-class Titan in his warehouse that is not available for serving is not something that ordinary people can have. It is obviously customized. I don't believe that he has no relationship with GW." "Hey, you guys, can we follow Big E's path and buy some out-of-print goods?" "I think he must have a way, but you have to have money." "Ah, I really envy the rich... We're here." The Lich sighed as he got out of the car with his friend. This was a villa area, and the place where they were going to hammer today was the residence of a local tycoon in this villa. ————————————The dividing line to Big E’s rich man’s house—————————————————— "Big E, your dice performance today is a little too impressive, isn't it?" After several hours of exciting Warhammer battles, Big E suggested that everyone stay for a quick meal, and thinking that they could continue playing in the afternoon, everyone agreed and stayed at Big E's house - well, and admired the various chess pieces that Big E took out. "The luck of the dice is in place." The man nicknamed Big E looks like an ordinary man except for a little foreign blood. He put down the chess piece of the Thirteenth Prince in his hand and said that he won most of the games today because of his good luck with the dice. "Luck itself is also a part of strength, Big E. If the dice are blessed by the Emperor, you should win." "The Emperor's blessing?"
Big E picked up an ordinary IG chess piece with an expressionless face and stared into the eyes of the chess piece, as if he was not looking at a chess piece but a living person. After a few seconds, he put the chess piece down. "Do you think that in the Warhammer 40K universe, the Emperor's blessing can really allow humanity to continue?" "It depends on GW's mood. If GW is in a good mood, the old Emperor will stand up from the golden toilet tomorrow and kill people to save humanity." "No, no, no, we need to look at GW's financial report. It's only possible if the financial report is not good. Why did Grandpa Lan stand up? Why did Empire suddenly take out a lot of PSM from its crotch? It's just a small amount of money!" "A three-second silence for CSM, and a toast to our invincibility - congratulations to him for finally taking the first step towards burning the galaxy and blowing up Cadia." "Don't be so mean, every expedition is a victory." "Come on, there's nothing to brag about GW's undefeated victories - it was said that the GW headquarters' Cadia group was undefeated but was defeated instantly by the Living Saint." "After all, that's the winning braid, you know that, right?" Soon, the discussion of the group shifted from the Empire to Chaos, and from Chaos to Titanium Power, and then began to study the story that the Thirteenth Prince and the Eldar had to tell, and then circled back to how the Empire could be saved. During this stage, Big Brother E had been sitting next to them, not saying a word, just listening, as quiet as a sculpture. After a while, lunch arrived and everyone's discussion had passed a stage. So, a group of people started to pick up their weapons and eat and drink. At this time, the lich noticed that Big E seemed to be hesitant to speak. "What's wrong, Big E? Is there something wrong?" "I want to ask, if you go to the Warhammer 40k world and become a high-ranking bureaucrat in the Empire, can you..." "Stop it, Big E, you know that if Hammer traveled to Warhammer, he would just cry like a fart spirit whose toes were stepped on. That universe is inherently full of malice, and it is not a place that can be saved by one or two gods and men - even the Emperor was tricked by the Four Chaos Gods, let alone us mortals?" "What if you are not mortals in that universe? What if your souls are not affected by the subspace but form their own local area network system like the Orks - or, in other words, untouchable in some sense? What if you have absolute immortality? What if you have the ability to obtain all the resources that GW has used as pawns - even the resources of the aliens? What about resources? What if these resources are infinite in some sense? "Group 6 9 4 9 3 6 1 3 5 "It's a bit of a stretch, but forget it. How nice it would be to live a quiet life? Is 40k a place for people to stay?" "Then, if you can return to Earth after a certain solar cycle every time you go there... the Earth we are on now, and at the same time, after you go to the Warhammer 40k universe, your time here will not be affected, and your life span will not be shortened. Are you interested?" Big E picked up a glass of fat otaku happy water and shook it gently, just like shaking a wine glass. When the other Hammer guys heard what he said, they were obviously a little confused. "These are some weird questions! Did you get hold of some weird Warhammer game, Big E?" "Well, you guys tell me first, are you willing to try it?" "Of course we should play if there is one!" "Well, follow me after dinner - bring your chess pieces so they can be used." After saying this, Big E stopped talking and began to eat slowly, while the others started eating and drinking like crazy - although they were all desktop hammers, they were still very interested when they knew that Big E could come up with something strange. About half an hour later, when everyone finished eating and drinking, Big E stood up and led them to a certain place in the villa. Soon, a magnificent and very religious door appeared in front of everyone. "...Brother Big E, this is really awesome, isn't it? How much does this cost?" "money is not a problem." As he said this, Big E placed his hand on the door and gently turned the knob. Suddenly, the scenery behind the door appeared. "Fuck? A miniature version of a battleship's bridge command room? Big E, you have something like that in your house?"
Without giving it too much thought, everyone stepped into the "room". The next moment, they found that the door behind them closed automatically and turned into an extremely high-tech automatic door. At the same time, the room, which originally did not look very big, suddenly expanded several times - well, it was like a real bridge! "..." "..." "..." Deathly silence spread among the crowd. After a few seconds, the political commissar laughed dryly. "This is unscientific. Are we traveling through time?" "Feel sorry." The voice of Big E reached everyone's ears, and at this time, they realized that in front of them, the vague and illusory figure of Big E, like a projection, had appeared without them knowing when. "Who are you anyway?" After taking out his phone to confirm that there was no signal in this place, he ran around and found that the area here had indeed become larger. The lich, who pinched himself and felt pain, indicating that he was awake, began to speak in a bad tone - it was obvious with his toes that the question that Big E just asked must be related to their appearance here! "I am Big Brother E, but in this world, my title is the Emperor." 2. The Hammer guys are forcing the issue Emperor. As long as you have been exposed to the Warhammer 40k world view, whether you are a setting party or a desktop party, you know the existence of this famous person. It can be said that his existence almost runs through the human civilization of the Warhammer world view. The reason why humans in the Warhammer world view can still hold on under the terror of the warp is also because of his existence. After all, the Emperor is a headache for the four gods. There are even big demons who call the Emperor a curse - the demon of the warp actually calls a certain existence a curse. How ironic! However, all the Hammer fans do not want to see the real Emperor appear in front of them. After all, everyone knows what Warhammer 40k is. It's just that now, everyone realizes that they have been forced to do it. "Well - Emperor, what is your purpose?" Codename Liang Feifan took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. Although his hands were still shaking, his feet were a little trembling, and he even wanted to ejaculate, but at this moment, curiosity overwhelmed his fear. "Just call me Big Brother E. In front of you, I am not an emperor. The reason I ask for your help is that only in this way can the human beings in this galaxy be saved." "How can we save them? With just our few men? Sending our heads to Chaos?" The lich suddenly laughed angrily. "What I just said is true. Now I will show you something else. Pick out any chess piece you have and place it on the table - the oversized map table." "it is good." Although they didn't know what the emperor was up to, they couldn't do anything more right now, so they just picked up an IG chess piece and put it on the table. Suddenly, a miracle happened. In full view of everyone, the IG turned into a life-sized, physical entity in the blink of an eye! "You can use something to order him to shoot. If you don't believe me, you can use something you bring with you." "Then I'll try this." The lich took out a bunch of keys from his body, took out an unused key and put it on the ground, motioning the IG to shoot. The IG walked to the key, raised his hand, and fired. The key melted in one go. "Fuck? It became real? And the other chess pieces too?" "All chess pieces are the same, including Chaos pieces - but I don't recommend you use non-Imperial chess pieces, because your command efficiency of Chaos pieces will drop by 60%
Above - Tyranids, Orks, Black Eldar, Necrons, your command efficiency will be between 40% and 60%, Eldar and Tau, the lower limit of command efficiency is 60% and the upper limit is 80%, and the Imperial, the default is 100%." "What is command efficiency?" "The explanation on the table is that it is a percentage point penalty, rounded up - so I don't recommend you use pawns from other forces, it will waste combat efficiency - of course, it's up to you." “What can we get?” "After you defeat the enemy and win the battle, you will get something similar to points. You can buy new, absolutely genuine chess pieces from me. The types include all kinds of types and forces you can imagine. The chess pieces you buy are your private property, and you can take them back to Earth." "How strong are the pieces?" "Regular chess pieces are not weaker than their real counterparts in terms of combat power." "What would happen if we used elite character units?" "There will be another of a similar nature to himself." "Master Thirteen, Victory in Every Battle, Double Guns Sefer, Azimiao, and these?" "They will only have the properties of a 'chess piece', and they will only have a 'reference' that is invisible to the world and appears on the battlefield, but for the entities on the battlefield, they can 'see' the existence of this 'reference'. Similar rules apply to all overly special units." After saying this, the screen in front of everyone lit up, with a densely packed list on it. "These are the prices - I haven't adjusted the portal yet, so you can return to Earth in one Earth month this time." "After we go back, will we be forced to return here when the time comes?" "You can only reach this galaxy through the door of my villa, so you don't need to worry about being forcibly sent here." "What if we don't want to come back after we go back?" "That's your choice - but you're always welcome to come here if you want to." After hearing Big E's response, several Hammers gathered together and whispered. A few minutes later, the Political Commissar Sister stood up and continued to communicate with Big E. "Can you guarantee that our worldview in Warhammer 40K will not fall into the hands of those four bastards? Our souls will not stir up waves in the warp?" "I swear on the continuation of humanity in the Warhammer 40K universe that I have never deceived you on this matter." "That doesn't sound bad...Okay, Big E, I have one last question. Once you figure it out, we'll help you and make this a win-win situation." "Just ask." Everyone clearly heard a hint of excitement in Big E's tone. Knowing that this matter was indeed very important to the Lord of Humanity, the Political Commissar calmed herself down and threw out the question. "Since you have already arrived in our world, why don't you save the galaxy with your own hands? Logically, you are already an 'outsider', right? With so much money, it's okay for you to influence that company, right?" "I can't do it. I am an outsider in your world. I have also tried to let that company write some thrilling things to interfere with the 40K universe, but once I return to this star group, I will be bound to my 'role' again. I made some dangerous attempts, but none of them worked. This made me realize that I can only seek your help. Only those who are not in the script can fight against the malice of the script itself to the greatest extent." After saying these words, the Emperor was silent for a few seconds. "Can you give me a hand?" 3. The Hammers were first called
"finish watching?" "finish watching." "how do you feel?" "It's so weird." "That's right, think about it, isn't our current situation also very strange?"
