Chapter 6: I curse them all!

Jiang Yu occupied the best seat in the entire classroom, and none of the girls in front or behind him were ugly.

Especially the School Beauty next to him and the loli behind him!

At this moment, Shen Qing'er also mustered her courage and stood up, raising her hand and saying,

“Advisor, I want to change seats. I don’t want to be Jiang Yu’s deskmate anymore. Let Lin Qifan sit next to me!”

The whole room erupted in an uproar!

And Lin Qifan’s eyes revealed uncontrollable joy.

He had pulled it off again, showing off… awesome!

“No way? What’s this guy’s background? He just came in and already conquered the Yingda School Beauty?”

“Six hundred sixty-six, the School Beauty that Jiang Shao couldn’t win over in ten years was easily taken by this guy. On what grounds?!”

“This guy doesn’t even look at people properly. Honestly, I really hate show-offs like him.”

“Exactly, and he always likes to smile crookedly. Ugh, so greasy.”

...

Jiang Yu was speechless, not knowing what Shen Qing’er was up to.

Shen Qing’er’s gaze wasn’t on Lin Qifan at all at this moment, but was tightly fixed on Jiang Yu’s face, trying to find a hint of panic and regret in it.

But there was none!

“Kid! The beauty has spoken, didn’t you hear her tell you to scram?”

Lin Qifan slammed his hand on the desk, scrutinizing the guy in front of him, who was inferior to him in everything except handsomeness, with eyes that looked like he was staring at a bug.

【Ding, it is detected that the host is currently clashing with the female lead and the Son of Destiny. Options are now available!】

【Option One: Kowtow three times and obediently give up your seat. The next day, hang yourself at the school gate. Reward: “One spot in the Cowardly Group.”】

【Option Two: Refuse Lin Qifan’s demand, get beaten up, and give up your seat. Reward: Shen Qing’er’s favorability +10, “Super Simp” title.】

【Option Three: Bring out your influence and threaten Lin Qifan not to act. There is a possibility of failure. Reward: Money +10000.】

【Option Four (Special): Allude to and mock Lin Qifan, then mock Shen Qing’er after mocking Lin Qifan, and then become Tu Youqing’s deskmate. Reward:

1. Great Mastery Celestial Art (Cultivation Method)

2. Shen Qing’er enters 【Regret】 state, favorability +100

3. Lin Qifan enters 【Enraged】 state, favorability -1000

Host, please note: This option requires extremely high linguistic skill. Once Lin Qifan is thoroughly enraged, there is a high possibility of falling into a passive situation.】

“Heh heh, does this even need asking?”

Jiang Yu sneered, “I choose four!”

...

At this moment, seeing that Jiang Yu made no move, Lin Qifan’s eyes gradually turned cold.

“Qifan, you little rascal!”

Lin Qifan was stunned, not having heard what Jiang Yu said clearly.

Jiang Yu held an extracurricular book in his hand and continued to read:

“Forget it, Qifan, you stinking idiot.”

“Damn it, what the hell did you just say?!” Lin Qifan exploded in rage, slamming the desk.

“I’m reading. The protagonist of this book, ‘There’s a Little Rascal in the Mountains,’ is named Qifan. Is there a problem?”

Jiang Yu spread open the extracurricular book in exasperation, shrugging his shoulders and saying,

“Why are you so sensitive?”

“You…”

Lin Qifan looked, and indeed it was true.

“Hmph, what does that have to do with me wanting to beat you up? Even if you don’t curse me, I’m still going to beat you. If you know what’s good for you, get lost!”

Immediately, gasps of air were heard again from around them.

“Unbelievable, does this guy have some deep background? He dares to talk to Jiang Shao like that. Class Rep, didn’t you look at his background information…?”

“He seems to be a poor student, right? After all, this is a private school, and he got in through sports recruitment.”

“No way, a poor student acting so arrogantly?”

“Didn’t you hear ‘sports recruitment’? Tsk… he trains in sports, so what do you think?”

And what Jiang Yu wanted was precisely that sentence. He took out a phone that was recording from his drawer.

He clicked to end the recording, and the irrefutable evidence was there.

“Lin Qifan, I’ll f*ck your mother, your mother is dead!”

“You!”

The super-long wind-up and zero-frame start were the hardest to dodge.

Lin Qifan never expected this guy to start cursing as soon as he pulled out a recording.

“You’re looking for death!”

Lin Qifan was furious. He was an Immortal cultivator at the ninth level of the Qi Refining Stage.

Since he embarked on the path of immortal cultivation, no one had dared to insult him like this.

Now is the Age of Dharma Decline, the inheritance of Immortal cultivators has been cut off, leaving only a group of martial artists who practice internal martial arts without knowing what they are doing.

It could be said that in the entire world, he was the only Immortal cultivator; he was the sole immortal!

A mere son of Lin City’s richest man, a lowly mortal, actually dared to ride on the immortal master’s head and defecate. Wasn’t this disturbing the sleeping tiger?!

“Teacher, classmates, you all heard it, right? What this guy just said, even if I didn’t provoke him, he was still going to beat me up. What is this? This is blatant targeting!”

“I, Jiang Yu, have done good deeds and accumulated virtue all my life. One day I accumulated positive virtue, two days I accumulated positive positive virtue. Now, a poor transfer student wants to beat me up without provocation!”

“I’ve participated in all the big and small activities in the class. Personnel, venue, which one did I not pay for?”

As these words spread, the class immediately erupted.

Although Jiang Yu usually liked to skip class and openly make things awkward for everyone by chasing Shen Qing’er, most of his classmates had a good impression of him, especially the girls.

No girl would dislike a man who was deeply devoted, very handsome, and had a bit of money.

In contrast, Lin Qifan was plain-looking, liked to smile crookedly, had no money and no looks, and even said, “Even if you don’t curse me, I’ll still beat you.” Such arrogance, no one could tolerate it!

Plus, Lin Qifan’s initial impression was not good at all.

Public opinion was instantly ignited.

“Expel him! Expel him!”

“Lin Qifan, get out of Class Ten!”

“Get lost! Get lost! Get out!”

“Advisor, if you protect him, we will never agree!”

“That’s right, Advisor, say something!”

The advisor, Li Yuanfei, stood awkwardly on the podium. From the beginning, he had been playing the ostrich, letting Lin Qifan approach Jiang Yu.

It wasn’t that he was irresponsible, nor was it that he deliberately wanted to see the two fight.

It was that no matter who he helped, he couldn’t afford to offend the forces behind either side.

This Lin Qifan was pushed in by Chairman Shen, and Jiang Yu was the son of Jiang Tianlong, the third-largest shareholder…

If he did nothing, nothing would happen to him.

Once he chose a side, what if the aftermath of the struggle between the big shots above affected him?

However, public opinion had already been ignited by Jiang Yu.

If he really did nothing, what would the angry students do? Report the homeroom teacher to the school board for inaction? Or record a video and post it on Douyin?

In any case, it was something he couldn’t bear. He was just an ordinary teacher.

If he chose Jiang Yu, maybe he could survive for a while longer.

“Lin Qifan! What are you doing? Stop! Do you know who you’re pointing your fist at? He’s the son of the third-largest shareholder!

If you dare to touch Jiang Yu, I’ll immediately report your unprovoked assault to the school board, and you can just wait to be expelled!”

Lin Qifan retracted his fist when it was only a few centimeters from Jiang Yu’s forehead.

If it were the accusations and curses of other classmates, he could have just ignored them.

But the homeroom teacher’s words were different.

If he really reported it to the school board, he would undoubtedly be packed off immediately.

He had finally gotten an opportunity to get close to the Xuan Yin Body. How could he just let all his previous efforts go to waste?

“Heh heh, alright, I’ll give the homeroom teacher face and let you off.”

Lin Qifan lowered his head coldly, his arrogant face covered in frost, and sneered at Jiang Yu:

“However, when you see me at school in the future, remember to lower your head and act properly.”

No way?

Jiang Yu rolled his eyes. He never expected that even when forced to such an extent, this guy could still act tough.

“Act your ass, Lin Qifan, you’re a f*cking animal!”

“Why do you want my seat? It’s because you’re sexually repressed. You haven’t even touched a woman’s hand since you were little, have you? Do you know why?”

“Because you’re ugly and stupid. If I were a girl, I’d be disgusted to even say a word to you.”

“I suggest you go hide in the bushes by the national highway right now. When a dump truck comes out, jump out and scare it, and restart your life early, you waste of rice.”

This barrage of punches made Lin Qifan furious and ashamed. For a moment, he didn’t know how to retort and subconsciously raised his fist.

The advisor immediately shouted, “Lin Qifan, please watch your behavior. Do you want to be expelled?”

The words “expelled” were imprinted on Lin Qifan’s forehead.

His right hand forcibly pulled his raised left hand back, and infinite killing intent flashed in his eyes, eventually turning into suppressed tolerance hidden deep within.

Heh heh, Jiang Yu, right?

I’ll remember you.

When I achieve cultivation, the first thing I’ll do is kill your whole family!

He gritted his teeth, forcing down this humiliation that was harder to swallow than shit.

He turned to leave, but Jiang Yu reached out and stopped him.

“What else do you want?” Lin Qifan stared coldly at Jiang Yu.

In his eyes, Jiang Yu was already a dead man.

No matter what Jiang Yu said next, he wouldn’t get angry.

After all, who would get angry with a dead man?

“Apologize, you want to leave without apologizing?” Jiang Yu raised an eyebrow, revealing a mischievous smile.

“You…!” Lin Qifan gritted his teeth, coldly spitting out two words:

“Sorry.”

“Be sincere!”

“I… I’m sorry.”

“And a bow?”

Lin Qifan: …

“I am very sorry, Jiang Yu. I was presumptuous just now. I hope you can forgive me. I’m sorry, it was my fault.”

Lin Qifan’s eyes were practically spitting fire. He bowed ninety degrees to Jiang Yu.

Then, he quickly walked to the back row and found an empty seat to sit down.

All the surrounding classmates looked at him with expressions like they were watching a clown, then turned their heads expressionlessly.

They no longer paid attention to this buffoon.

Shen Qing’er, sitting next to him, smiled radiantly, her eyes curving into crescent moons.

She proudly raised her head, like a victorious swan.

Sure enough, because Lin Qifan approached her, was he jealous? Jiang Yu… you guy.

“Jiang Yu, I forgive you.”

“From now on, you can continue to be my deskmate, and I won’t ask you not to cross the line at any time.”

Jiang Yu almost forgot about Shen Qing’er. He turned his head and stared at her.

Shen Qing’er’s porcelain-like face flushed as she was stared at so intently.

Her slender fingers couldn’t help but play with the strands of hair at her temples.

“You… what are you looking at?”

“I’m looking at your mother, Shen Qing’er, you’re just a d*ck!”