The Death Mage Who Doesn’t Want a Fourth Time

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Are you still fussing over obtaining mythical pets and exotic top-tier battle gear?Watch me as I bring along warheads, Spider tanks and Reaper4000 to swiftly wipe out multiple stages and slaughter the Boss!No matter how well you are in dodging bullets, or how acute your senses and reflexes are, you are still going to fall under the scope of my bullet storm. You will see me fight through the day and night while I hold onto my position being the best without breaking a sweat.While you were feeling overjoyed for just slaying a dragon, all I did was laugh and remain speechless.“Hey lad, ever heard of Gundam? Honestly, it is a mystical mech, and the dragon is nothing but a mere bug to this huge mystical mech.”This is the legend of the Divine Mech Hunter!

Love is like a battle... A bloodless battle. And every battle has casualties. But this battle leaves even more torturous wounds. Because the wounds of love are left on one's soul.He might be covered in scars that this battle of feeling left behind, she was the cure he never even knew he was looking for.He hid his emotions in the maze of his heart, but what to do, the wife he brought home, fancies puzzles.~~~~Raelle Xiang likes to have everything under her control. Being a CEO, she has always been very calculative. All her life revolved around profits. She'd avoid anything and everything that she couldn't control or calculate; for instance, feelings!Something intangible like feelings were too bothersome for her.Shui Xian has turned cold and aloof after the divorce that left him devastated. With enormous wealth, exceptional family back, he was still considered the ideal man but even after years, he was still single.He chose to bury himself in work to forget the heartbreak and bitterness that someone left behind.But what happens when this cold President gets into an arranged marriage with the feisty CEO?One is broken by love and yet cherishes the pain it brought.The other has always considered love to be a manipulative emotion.One has a cold personality, the other is simply cold.One is all about facts and logic, the other still believe in emotions.With their similar personalities yet contradicting beliefs, what chaos this marriage is gone bring?Will love manage to ignite?

I will not die. Not for someone else....For as long as Kairos could remember, he experienced things twice. Originally, Kairos believed that was completely normal. However, as he grew up, he realized that it was not nearly that simple.Kairos would experience things one second before they happened. At first, he used it to avoid stubbing his toe or having a plate fall on his head. But as he got older, he realized that being too different from other people was essentially a sin.And so, Kairos quickly covered his ability up and pretended to be a loner. He let himself get shoved around even when he knew he could avoid it, just to blend in with the crowd.However, things weren't just left at that.Along with his strange ability, Kairos always had dreams.Dreams of a rising red sun.At first, they were infrequent and more confusing than anything else. But as time went on, he had this same dream more frequently.And it also became more terrifying.Kairos would wake up in a cold sweat, not truly understanding why he was so afraid. That is, until one day.When the red sun rose.And the apocalypse descended.

Eli was transmigrated to a world of magic and became immortal.He had endless life and could never die.“Huh? I’m talentless? Then, I’ll just train for as long as I need, even if it takes 1000 years. That should be enough for me to become strong.”“The skill is hard to learn? Then, I’ll take a few dozens of years to research it. There’s no way it’s that hard, right?”“What? I can sacrifice my life force to gain spirit power? That’s a bargain!”“The enemy is here? Hell, I’ll just hide for 10000 years. Let’s see if he can outlive me. I’ll come out once he’s dead.”This is the story of an immortal who first struggled to live in the world of magic until he became strong enough to slaughter endless worlds.

There’s an ancient saying in Great Ruins, ‘Don’t go outside when it’s dark.’In Great Ruins, the disabled elders of Disabled Elderly Village picked up an infant by the riverside and named him Qin Mu, raising him up with blood and sweat. This day, as the night descended and the darkness shrouded Great Ruins, Qin Mu left home…Become a villain undulating in the spring breeze!That’s what Blind told him.This is the rise of Qin Mu’s road to becoming a villain!

After a tear in reality pulls Kagari Shuya into a white room he discovers a futuristic interface for reincarnating in a different world. After looking through the different races and skills he unlocks a new race, Lucivault, a type of vampire with none of its characteristic weaknesses. All set to start his life in a new world, Shuya is confused to discover that he is enveloped in darkness. As it turns out something went wrong when he was transported and instead of appearing where he was supposed to, he appeared in an underground cave. Shuya faces untold dangers, runs for his life, before finding his way out of the underground world. After escaping he meets his Shishou and begins to learn to fight with a spear. There is also a cute black cat named Rollo.

Brought to you by the same author of "Rise of the Undead Legion" Biako.-If you are reading this anywhere that's not Webnovel.com then please stop doing so. those are websites that have stolen this work and using you the reader to earn money from ads. Please do not encourage theft. You can read this almost freely on webnovel by doing simple stuff like watching ads or reviewing the story. Please don't participate in stolen work.Disclaimer: Be patient with this one there are a few...1st -This is a story where there will be some hot scenes (later down the line)2nd- As for the start of the story, it is an Academy setting, but it's not the main premise, it's a full world to explore, with continents and dungeon crawling and battles A LOT of battles,. But this academy is the starting point. So please don't judge it poorly3d- There will be no filler chapters! Not a single one there will be nothing but pure plot, any flashback in the story will have purpose and have incredibly important information regarding future events.4th The story is slow, but once it picks up, you'll need to buckle up.5th, There will be no info dumping or overly lengthy fight scenes. Fight length will depend on the opponents the MC is fighting, I'm not gonna write 10 chapters where the mc is fighting some third rate character or 5 chapters explaining a single spell that's not me.6th last but not least, I'm not the type to make the MC overpowered or give him random abilities just for the sake of winning a fight, fights are meant to be exciting, thrilling and most of all, feel hard-earned when winning. Our MC will not have any easy gifts that aren't earned.Ludwig Heart, the heir to a vast fortune and a life of luxury, craves only one thing: freedom from his gilded cage. But when a plane crash catapults him into a world of magic and danger, he awakens not as the hero he dreamed of, but as a victim in a twisted ritual. Trapped between the ambitions of dark necromancers and the wrath of vengeful gods, Ludwig must navigate a deadly new reality where his life is no longer his own. Stripped of privilege and resurrected as an undead pawn, Ludwig’s fight for survival will determine whether he reclaims his destiny—or becomes a mere footnote in a world of shadows and deceit.

The World of Ephesus.A vast world plagued by Breaches containing countless Beasts of Corruption.A World on the brink of ruin as the Four Human Lineages defend the last bastions of Humanity!With the power of Gem Masters standing against the Beasts of Corruption, the flames of Humanity seek to burn ever brighter.In such a world, in the Mortal Branch of the Asmodeus Bloodline, Alexander awakens a Gem Socket that others consider defective.A Variant Gem Socket.Looked down upon by those who do not understand it, this supposed defect may just be the solution that the burning embers of humanity were waiting for.Follow Alexander as he entirely warps the perception of what a Gem Master is- as he embarks on a journey to become...The Empyreal Gem Master!

A story following a young hunter named Jay. He has grown up in a world where dungeons, monsters, and humans with leveling systems are a cultural norm. At the age of 20, he awakens a skill that allows him to steal the abilities of monsters. While others are stuck with a specific skill set, he continues to grow stronger after every battle.Follow Jay's journey as he learns more about his unique situation in a world that's grown blind to the real dangers of modern-day dungeon diving. What to expect:-Weak To Strong Male MC-Fast Leveling + Rare Magical Items-Stats + Hidden Abilities + LitRPG System-Explosions, Monsters, & Epic Battles

[You have dissected Mana Wyrm #103][You have mastered the core energy drain circuit][Your mana limit has increased][Your Arcane Torrent effect has increased...

Untolerated by heaven, a boy was restricted by the most powerful spell.He accidentally acquired a painting inhabited by nine souls that claimed to be immortal.Then, the legend of a strong young man who violated heavenly principles against the course of nature began.