The little loli's pretty face immediately flushed crimson, her eyes widening in disbelief.
"You, you, you, you… what did you say?"
"Otherwise, what do you think I ate so many kidneys for?" Jiang Yu smiled faintly.
"Let's go, we've eaten our fill…"
"Go die ten thousand times! You pervert!"
Tu Youqing pounced on Jiang Yu in a fit of rage, leaving a series of shallow bite marks on his arm.
"I, Tu Youqing, would rather die outside, crushed by a big truck, than ever submit to you!"
"I swear, if I agree to you… I'll be a puppy!"
Ten minutes later, in Jiang Yu's room.
As a major villain, how could Jiang Yu reason with Tu Youqing, coaxing her like a baby?
"Murong Xue'er is outside…"
"I'm really fired up right now, understand?"
"You bastard, perverted loli-con, you deserve the biggest bullet when they execute you!"
"That's a compliment."
After a struggle, Tu Youqing gave up.
Tonight, she would most likely have to give herself up.
Suddenly.
Tu Youqing's face flushed, and she said anxiously, "Wait! My… my period came."
Jiang Yu frowned.
It can't be that cliché, can it? I'm a villain!
"A clumsy lie!"
A few seconds later.
Jiang Yu: …
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
The mischievous girl's period really did come.
It didn't come early or late, but precisely at this moment.
"Hehe, I'm going to take a shower!"
As the saying goes, there's always a glimmer of hope in desperation.
Tu Youqing's most hated period had now unexpectedly become her lifesaver.
Thank you, Auntie-Man!
Tu Youqing breathed a sigh of relief.
Now it was the mischievous girl's time to counterattack, and her period was her free pass.
More than ten minutes later.
In the bathroom, Tu Youqing, having finished her shower, changed into a light, knee-length nightgown.
"Now that bastard Jiang Yu can only look but not touch, he'll definitely be very frustrated!
You bullied me, you big bad guy, now the tables have turned!"
The beautiful little loli fresh out of the bath made one want to go to jail.
"Hehe, why is that bad guy Jiang Yu blushing? Such a weakling, too pathetic…"
"Haha, poor guy… can only look but not touch, must be very frustrated! Hahahahaha~"
Jiang Yu walked over with a grim face; it was time to deliver a heavy blow.
"You, you, you… what are you going to do? I'm on my period!" Tu Youqing froze, stepping back a few paces.
"What? That kind of thing? Absolutely not!"
"Heh."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
"Heh heh."
"Hiss, can we make up?"
"Heh heh heh heh—"
…
"Ding dong~"
The doorbell rang, and he wondered who would be knocking at past midnight.
"Wuwu… bastard…"
Tu Youqing, with tears in her eyes, fell asleep leaning against the wall, murmuring in her dreams.
Jiang Yu couldn't help but pat the little loli's head and got up.
He thought, it's probably, maybe, most likely… his beautiful mother.
After all, it had been almost a week since his parents moved out to live their life as a couple.
It was quite normal for them to come back and check in.
"They shouldn't have practiced until they got a small horn, right?"
Jiang Yu opened the door and found it wasn't his beautiful mother, but a delivery guy from the same city's express delivery service.
He wasn't surprised to receive an unfamiliar package.
After all, his heroic deeds, which had been widely praised, had already spread throughout Lin City, incidentally revealing his home address, so it was normal for a little fan girl to send him something.
Hmm? This is…
Returning to the living room, he sat on the sofa.
Jiang Yu opened the paper bag and found a bronze ring inside.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for plundering a 'Legendary' Son of Destiny's opportunity, gaining three normal lottery chances!"
This was no ordinary ring; it was Wang Wei… bah, bah, it was a ring containing the remnant soul of an ancient Immortal cultivator great expert!
A Nascent Soul Stage great expert, even before the era of spiritual energy depletion, was one of the top powerhouses in the world.
After all, in the original novel, the highest level of Immortal cultivator on Earth was the Huashen Stage; to go further, one would have to pass through some kind of teleportation gate to the Cultivation World… a classic trope.
"Ding! Detecting 'Advanced' Son of Destiny's Dao Heart healing, luck has increased to 'Pseudo-Epic' level!"
"Brother Qifan, you really are an unkillable cockroach."
His tenacious will made even Jiang Yu sigh with emotion; at least the first Son of Destiny he encountered, though not very intelligent, had a truly resilient Dao Heart.
Even greenness can't destroy you?
By now, Jiang Yu was somewhat tired; Lin Qifan could be squeezed at most twice more, and then there would be no more oil left.
"Han Xin's troops, the more the better. My enlightenment of the Son of Destiny is also like this, heaven, please send all your precious Sons of Destiny over for enlightenment, okay?"
Jiang Yu sighed and started the lottery.
"Drawn: Heavenly Mystery Card x 2, heavenly dao parchment (Can be used to sign a contract with an Immortal cultivator; if one party violates it, they will suffer Heavenly Dao lightning punishment)"
"Heavenly Dao?"
Hearing the prefix "Heavenly Dao," Jiang Yu quickly clicked to view it.
"heavenly dao parchment"
"Effect: Signs a contract with an Immortal cultivator (below Immortal Emperor level). Once the contract is signed, the content cannot be changed. If any party violates the rules, they will suffer Heavenly Dao backlash. Only one contract can be signed per day."
"Good stuff, signing contracts is the best," Jiang Yu happily put away the "heavenly dao parchment" and then pulled out a Heavenly Mystery Card.
"System, I want to use the Heavenly Mystery Card!"
"Ding! Heavenly Mystery Card has been used!"
"Lin Qifan accidentally activated the demonic cultivator hidden in the silver needle. Under the guidance of the demonic cultivator, he went from the south of the city to the north, absorbing impure Yin Qi. By a strange twist of fate, he resolved Fang Meiyun's attempt to seize his body, thus embarking on the path of a demonic protagonist."
"Protagonist's current location: 'Golden Foot Impression'"
Jiang Yu clicked his tongue twice.
Haji Fan, have you only just discovered the wonders of the Nine Yang Saint Body?
When Jiang Yu read the original novel, he thought, if he had a physique that increased his strength by being intimate with women, he would go down the mountain and become a top gigolo…
As the saying goes, why shouldn't a man sell his Wu hook…
Ahem, getting off-topic, Jiang Yu reined in his thoughts, his gaze falling back on the ring.
Directly pouring in Huan Yuan Qi, the immortal maiden couldn't handle it.
Huan Yuan Qi carrying his aura surged into the ring, like a stampede of giant deer, injecting a large amount of spiritual energy into the sleeping Daoist immortal maiden.
"Ying~"
Yang Yan'er, who was originally in a deep sleep, was slowly nourishing her soul with a small amount of Huan Yuan Qi.
Suddenly feeling a vast surge of Huan Yuan Qi pouring into the depths of her soul, she couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise.
So… so much spiritual energy, what's going on?
And the aura contained within is completely different!
In the past, she would filter the Huan Yuan Qi given by Lin Qifan before absorbing it.
After all, directly infusing spiritual energy with one's own aura was something only Dao companions could do.
Yang Yan'er couldn't be called stubborn, but she was a battle-tested feudalist warrior.
Matters between men and women were very important in her eyes; her character could be described as pure and unsullied.
"Such pure Huan Yuan Qi, my remnant soul is going to be restored!"
As Jiang Yu made his final transmission of Huan Yuan Qi into the ring.
Yang Yan'er immediately began to refine the Huan Yuan Qi like a storm, and her weak remnant soul gradually became full.