Chapter 13 @ Mercury retrograde retreats, past lives are also within Shisang’s business 【Fight, fight!Eat melon ]
[How good or bad you are in front of me, share some melon seeds with me. 】
[The anchor turned off the microphone, not to mention not being able to see a few people fighting, and not even being able to see the follow-up. 】
Some netizens expressed emotion in Shi Sang's live broadcast room.
Before entering the Shisang live broadcast room.
Friends had long been prepared to eat the melon, but when the melon hit their faces, they were still shocked, and they all flooded the screen to complain about "How can I break up if my boyfriend loves me so much?"
[My real boyfriend loves me (money) so much. 】
【If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head. 】
[A slap in the face can’t make a difference, so why don’t you give someone a green thumb? Others only love you. You have to look for the reasons within yourself for everything. 】
[Slap someone upstairs with your backhand. Practice will tell you that a slap can be very loud. 】
[@ Fortune Telling Time Sang, I have kneeled down today! 】
[I don’t believe it. How could the calculation be so amazing? 】
[If it were true, I would stand on my head and eat shit! 】
[A fake look! 】
see.
"A fake look? There are two balls hanging under your eyebrows. Can you only breathe but not look?"
Shi Sang said something habitually.
then.
She rarely said seriously: "Once again, I would like to remind the water friends who bet against me and gossiped in my live broadcast room before, you'd better cash in, otherwise, you will be plagued by bad luck."
The live broadcast room was very lively at this time.
The new water friends kept making nonsense. They didn't know that Shi Sang was blessed with great luck, and all the mouth monsters would be plagued by bad luck if they didn't fulfill their promises.
Seeing Shi Sang with a serious expression.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing and joking more and more.
[Who are you scaring? 】
【Will you be unlucky?Ouch, I’m so scared~]
[Laughing to death, the anchor said it so seriously when it was so outrageous, so pretend to believe it. 】
[Hhhh, how can you be so unlucky? 】
Shi Sang's fingertips tapped his knees rhythmically: "You will know soon."
Hearing this, the water friend laughed out loud and asked Shi Sang what was the point of playing riddles.
Some netizens even responded that it might be the child care performance time later, and everyone should pretend to cooperate, so that countless [received] messages appeared on the screen.
Toki Sang was in no hurry to explain.
She quietly waits for the right person.
When everyone on the water team became impatient, a person with the ID name "Shui Ni Tui San" took the initiative to kill Shi Sang.
The friend in the water quickly advised him.
[It is useless to apply for even wheat after earning reward points. 】
[The anchor only has the right person in Lianmai. 】
[@水 retreat retreat, your nickname is a bit interesting, no thanks for the like. 】
Just when the barrages continued.
Shi Sang agreed, and a handsome young man appeared dejectedly in front of the camera.
"Water retrograde retreats and disperses" is also surprised.
He was actually chosen to be the destined one.
He is finally out of luck! ?
Shi Sang asked: "Just tell me your basic information?"
The sound of "Mercury retrograde and dispersed" was very nasal. He took out the paper and blew his nose. His tone was full of obvious disbelief as he nodded: "Can you really calculate it?"
Shi Sang: "You are 25 years old this year. You have had excellent grades since childhood, but you often miss subsidies and bonuses. Last year, you missed the interview because your flight was delayed. This year, you were only one point away from taking the exam. Yesterday, you bet against me and lost a hundred packets." Spicy strips.”
Yesterday in the live broadcast room, the person who bet Shi Sang on [-] packs of spicy strips was "Mercury Retrograde Retreat".
After hearing what Shi Sang said word for word.
"Mercury retreated and dispersed." A young man broke his guard on the spot and cried with snot and tears.
He couldn't believe that this was all calculated by Shi Sang, but since he was an orphan and received no attention, there was no reason for Shi Sang to know about his tragic deeds through other channels.
Three views were completely young man begged: "Master, help me, I am even more unlucky after gambling yesterday!"
Friends in the water asked why they were so unlucky.
Shi Sang spoke slowly.
"After the results of the public examination came out, you decided to submit your resume. During this period, you were in good talks with a design company, but yesterday you received a notice of failure."
"You were invited to your high school class reunion for the first time last night, but you broke a tooth while eating, and everyone laughed."
"I went out to get my teeth filled, only to find out afterwards that I missed the meeting with the goddess I had a crush on. I was struck by a heavy rain on the way back to my rental house. I rescued a comatose old man but was extorted of my [-] yuan deposit. I was also ridiculed by the other party for what I was doing with my life."
"From a cold to a severe cold, I went out to take out the garbage this morning. I accidentally dumped it next to the trash can in a daze. I almost got picked up by the garbage truck. I was laughed at by the children and became the butt of the joke. They said you were a waste in your life. "
At that time Sang finished these words.
Friends in the live broadcast room paid attention to the young man one after another, eager to know whether it was true or false.
The young man lowered his head dejectedly: "That's it. I always come close to the big things in life. After I gambled with you yesterday, I even became unlucky in the small things in my daily life."
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
really! Who could be so unlucky?
Is the god of mildew possessed? ?
After receiving an affirmative answer from the young man's mouth, the fans in the live broadcast room were shocked and responded wildly.
[Is there really a mold god in the world? 】
[I’m the first one not to believe it if it’s not a shill! 】
[It cannot be said that it is unlucky to be selected by the anchor. 】
[Think carefully about other people who are destined to be selected by the anchor. It is not a good thing at all! 】
[Mercury retrograde and dispersed: The defense was broken for the second time. 】
[If it is true, why are you still alive? Choose a better fetal incarnation in your next life. 】
The young man saw the water friend's comments. He turned his head away as usual and chose to turn a blind eye.
He only had one life, so he would not commit suicide. He always believed that he would be able to thrive and become like an ordinary person.
The young man asked cautiously: "Is it related to the fact that I suddenly became more unlucky because I didn't fulfill my promise of [-] packs of spicy strips?"
Shi Sang nodded: "Yes, but there was a reason for your previous bad luck, because it was in your previous life."
The young man froze on the spot.
Shi Sang said quietly: "In your previous life, you were a scholar, and you would rather give up your official career to marry the princess."
Young man: "Huh?"
Shi Sang continued: "The princess is also liked by the eldest apprentice who is the imperial master. He thinks that you robbed his woman, so he decided to rob you of your destiny in this life as revenge."
Young man: "Ah!"
Arabian Nights!
The past life had come out, so he shouldn't believe it, but Toki Sang had no reason to lie to him.
Fans in the live broadcast room were surprised that Shi Sang could not only count this life, but also his past life.
They scrolled like crazy.
【This business is very comprehensive. 】
[You make it up, you make it up again, you keep making it up. 】
[I have to say, the logic is closed! 】
[I really love watching this plot. 】
[reasonable (bùshì)! 】
It took a long time for the young man to find his voice: "Excuse me, is there any way I can get better?"
Shi Sang raised a finger: "Send me a hundred packs of spicy strips and a hundred bottles of Everything Cola, and I'll take care of your business."
She did not tell the young man that he was now a man of great luck, blessed with merit and destiny, and to disbelieve her words was to be disloyal to the heaven in the world in the book.
Bad luck is the lightest.
Helping others is to help oneself ascend as soon as possible, and Shi Sang immediately agreed.
The young man didn't bother to think about the authenticity. He quickly placed the order, fearing that Shi Sang would regret it if he was a step too late.
How much does a hundred bottles of Coke cost?
The anchor must be a kind person who does not ask for anything in return!
(End of this chapter)