Chen Yu placed the pile of items he was holding on the lavatory floor, especially the basketball-sized Super Dungbomb, fearing that he might accidentally detonate it.
Item Name: Super Dungbomb
Description: From a parallel world derived from Harry Potter, it is a Super Dungbomb meticulously crafted by the Weasley Twins.
It is the size of a basketball, possesses an extremely foul odor and strong stickiness, and the stench will last for a year, with the Purification Spell unable to completely remove the smell.
If something looks like poop, smells like poop, but isn't poop, then it's—a Dungbomb invented by the Weasley Brothers.
Ordinary Dungbombs are only palm-sized, but this Super Dungbomb is the size of a basketball, smells incredibly foul, and is extremely sticky, with the stench even impossible to remove with a Cleaning Charm.
Only magical items with similar magic can counter a spell.
It seems this is the proud masterpiece of the Weasley Twins from some Harry Potter world.
Chen Yu felt its power could rival a biochemical weapon.
He didn't want the entire villa to reek, and the system hadn't specified the blast radius.
What if the stench could spread throughout the entire Serenitea Pot?
Chen Yu didn't have a second Serenitea Pot, so it was better to be careful with this big weapon.
After identifying the Super Dungbomb, Chen Yu looked at the Memory Bread and the Sleep Until Tomorrow Pillow.
Item Name: Memory Bread
Description: Memory Bread is a high-tech item from the Doraemon world.
Simply place the toast on a book, and the toast will print the content of the book.
After eating the toast, one can remember the content of that page, but if one gets diarrhea, the 'eaten' knowledge will be expelled.
Item Name: Sleep Until Tomorrow Pillow
Description: The Sleep Until Tomorrow Pillow is a high-tech item from the Doraemon world, a blessing for insomniacs.
The side of the pillow has a button to set the sleep time.
The user sets the sleep time, and once they rest their head on the pillow, they will immediately enter a sleeping state until the set time ends.
The Memory Bread was a bag of twenty rectangular, lidded bread slices.
The Sleep Until Tomorrow Pillow was a pillow with green ends and a yellow middle, with a rotating button on one side.
These two items were of no use to Chen Yu, as their effects overlapped with his system's photo and sleep functions, but they were good items for others and could be given as gifts.
Next were 【Yoshiko's Banana】 and 【Gabriel's Panties】.
Item Name: Yoshiko's Banana
Description: From the 'Aho Girl' world, it is a high-grade banana treasured by 'Monkey King' Yoshiko.
Its pulp is rich in nutrients, sweet, and soft, considered by Yoshiko to be 'explosively' delicious, so Yoshiko painfully bought it for 1000 yen and has been reluctant to eat it.
Well, this, like Icarus's Watermelon, is just an ordinary high-grade banana, rich in nutrients and high in sugar, with no special effects.
Item Name: Gabriel's Gift
Description: From the 'Gabriel Dropout' world, it is a personal item accidentally dropped by innocent Gabriel White while using her divine speed.
As an otherworldly counterpart of Archangel Gabriel, Gabriel herself possesses powerful holy energy.
This item has been long imbued with the Archangel's ▆ ▆, possessing incredible purifying abilities.
Drinking water in which it has been soaked for a period can clear curses and poisoning.
Imbued with ▆ ▆?
So what exactly was it imbued with?
Looking at the black box, Chen Yu was very curious.
But looking at the white panties on the ground, Chen Yu couldn't help but let his thoughts wander.
Soaking this thing in water, wouldn't that be girl-flavored girl-juice tea?
If he added some fresh milk, it would be many levels above milk tea with stockings...
If soaking it in water had such an effect, then directly...
Chen Yu quickly shook his head, clearing the perverted thoughts from his mind.
He quickly picked up the angel's panties with two fingers and put them into his backpack.
The item's effect was indeed useful, but it easily made one mistaken for a pervert.
If Suigintou saw it, what would become of his 'fatherly' dignity?
Although Suigintou probably didn't know what this thing was now, if she found out what he had later, his image in her eyes would become that of a gentleman pervert!
Opening the opaque glass door of the lavatory, he peeked out, found Suigintou wasn't nearby, immediately closed the lavatory door, let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and continued to identify the remaining items.
Next was a small, exquisite wooden box, which, when opened, contained four bottles of sequence potions.
Item Name: Witch Sequence 6-9 Potion
Description: The Witch Sequence Potions come from 'Lord of the Mysteries' world, including Sequence 9 - Assassin, Sequence 8 - Instigator, Sequence 7 - Witch, and Sequence 6 - Pleasure, four bottles of potions.
Chen Yu picked up the leftmost bottle of potion and carefully examined the liquid inside.
Sequence 9 - Assassin Potion: Can temporarily alter the body, gaining feather-like lightness, and solidifying eagle vision and dark vision.
It excels at hiding in shadows, possesses nimble footwork, agile movements, and the ability to unleash all strength in a single strike.
Altering body structure, making the body light, agile footwork, powerful explosiveness, and even granting the effects of eagle vision and dark vision.
For an Assassin, every ability would be coveted.
Ah, Assassins! In ancient China, there was Jing Ke, who carried Fan Wuji's head and, under the pretext of presenting a map, went alone to Qin to assassinate the King of Qin.
The wind sighs, the Yi River is cold; a brave man departs, never to return.
Outside of ancient China, there were the Assassins, the Brotherhood, the Old Man of the Mountain.
Such cool titles, and it sounds like a profession very suitable for men to develop in.
But Chen Yu had no intention of drinking this potion to gain Assassin abilities.
Once he drank this potion, would he be able to run after getting on a pirate ship? Would he be able to leave after offending the abbot?
It would be too late!
If he drank it, he would definitely have the blessing of Cheek waiting for him.
He put the box containing the sequence potions aside, and next was the Reiji Maigo.
Item Name: Reiji Maigo
Description: Reiji Maigo comes from 'Shakugan no Shana', meaning to lose time at zero hour.
It was jointly created by the Crimson Lord 'Aura' Fere and 'Eternal Lover' Johan.
It possesses incredible time abilities, allowing its wielder to restore to their optimal state from the previous day at 12 AM every day.
The Reiji Maigo was a mechanical construct, its exterior covered in gears, with a blue light emanating from its center.
Chen Yu held the Reiji Maigo, observing it carefully, wondering how to equip it.
He didn't have an equipment slot; otherwise, he would have directly dragged the Serpent Spell and the destroyer hat into the equipment slot to use them.
Nor would he need to take out these pieces of equipment every time to activate their effects.
As Chen Yu pondered, the Reiji Maigo slowly merged into his hand.
Chen Yu could feel a strange energy climbing along his arm, eventually settling in his chest.
Looking at the Reiji Maigo, which had completely vanished from his hand, and feeling the mysterious energy constantly 'ticking, ticking' in his chest, Chen Yu knew he now essentially had an extra half-life each day.
As long as he wasn't killed instantly, he could continue to jump around and attack the enemy the next day.
Next were two cards.
He picked up the two monster cards from the ground.
Item Name: Winged Kuriboh Card
Card Type: Effect Monster
Level: 1
Attribute: Light
Type: Fairy
ATK: 300
DEF: 200
Effect: When Kuriboh is destroyed, all battle damage the player takes for a moment becomes 0.
Description: The Winged Kuriboh card comes from 'Yu-Gi-Oh!'.
Although seemingly weak, it has the effect of protecting its owner from damage.
When this summoned monster is destroyed, it takes 1 week to revive.
Chen Yu naturally liked the Winged Kuriboh, which could be summoned without a tribute and also had the effect of nullifying player damage when destroyed.
He held the Winged Kuriboh card between his fingers and silently uttered 'Summon'.
Several white lights emanated from the card.
When the white lights disappeared, the pattern on the card also vanished.
And a small pixie, covered in brown fur with a pair of white wings, appeared before Chen Yu, making a 'Kuri' sound.
Its large eyes curiously surveyed everything around it.
Chen Yu stroked the fluffy Winged Kuriboh; the sensation was even better than petting a cat!
The Winged Kuriboh's eyes narrowed into slits, thoroughly enjoying Chen Yu's petting, and it made 'Kuri~ Kuri~' sounds.
Chen Yu remembered that Winged Kuriboh was a very intelligent pixie, and it could also be a companion for Suigintou.
Although a clone accompanied Suigintou, there were still too few intelligent beings in the Serenitea Pot, and Chen Yu was a little worried that Suigintou would be lonely, so he could let Winged Kuriboh play with her.
Chen Yu was also a little worried that Suigintou might be influenced by her environment, and if she spent too much time with Norbert, she might develop violent tendencies.
Looking at the now blank Winged Kuriboh card, Chen Yu put it into his backpack and quickly went to look at the next God Card.
Item Name: Obelisk the God Warrior Card
Card Type: Effect Monster
Level: 10
Attribute: Divine
ATK: 4000
DEF: 4000
Effect: When a player needs to Normal Summon the God Warrior, they must sincerely recite a prayer and offer three units of life force as tribute.
The God Warrior's summon cannot be interrupted by any means.
While the God Warrior is on the field, it is unaffected by the magic, traps, and effects of lower-level monsters.
Offering two more units of life force as tribute to please the God Warrior can activate the following effect: ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆ ▆
Description: The Obelisk the God Warrior card comes from the 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' world, one of the three God Cards, known as the 'God of Destruction'.
It was created by Pegasus based on the Egyptian stone tablets from the Pharaoh's tomb, representing light and darkness.
When this summoned monster is destroyed, it takes 1 year to revive.
Prayer: When it arrives, a scorching gale shall blow across the land, and the living shall become corpses!
When light and darkness converge, begin the ritual of summoning the Obelisk!
Descend, Obelisk the God Warrior!
A God is a God; its appearance is not simple, requiring 3 units of life force as tribute to summon Obelisk the God Warrior.
After tidying up the other items, Chen Yu immediately went to the chicken coop, preparing to kill three hens as sacrifices to try and summon Obelisk the God Warrior.
However, an extremely angry emotion emanated from the card.
Well, a God is a God; it didn't look down on these hens as sacrifices.
Chen Yu could feel a will rush out of the card, scan the Serenitea Pot, and then quickly disappear, leaving behind the standards for what could be used as a sacrifice in his consciousness.
The God Warrior was quite picky about sacrifices; it had to be a creature with complete life force and intelligence, or a creature inherently containing powerful magic, to count as one unit for the sacrifice.
For example, a Winged Kuriboh from the same Yu-Gi-Oh! world, or a magical creature like the fire dragon Norbert that contains magic, or a wizard themselves, or at the very least, adult humans as sacrifices.
Only by sacrificing their souls, bodies, and energy could Obelisk the God Warrior be summoned, and the duration of the God Warrior's summoning was directly proportional to the quality of the sacrifice, unlike Winged Kuriboh, which could exist indefinitely once summoned until destroyed.
The God Warrior could indeed be a trump card, but he wasn't cornered by anyone right now, so he didn't need to capture three humans like a villain to summon the God Warrior.
However, he could wait until the Tarians invaded Earth and capture three to five Tarians as sacrifices.
They were all bad guys who invaded Earth, so Chen Yu had no psychological burden at all sacrificing them to the God Warrior.
Surely no one would say that alien lives matter too!
Chen Yu put the Obelisk the God Warrior card into his backpack and pulled out the last item.
Item Name: Sith Lightsaber
Description: The Sith Lightsaber comes from the 'Star Wars' world.
It was originally a lightsaber gifted by the Sith Lord to Darth Vader.
It contains a Kyber crystal, which, when energy is infused, releases plasma and constrains the blade with a magnetic field.
However, after magical modification, the player can use magic to charge the Kyber crystal and use spells to imbue the blade with different attributes.
This was the weapon Chen Yu was most satisfied with from this gacha pull.
Chen Yu infused his magic into the Kyber crystal in the hilt, and with a 'hum', a blade about one meter long quickly condensed from the hilt.
The two ends of the hilt also formed a pair of secondary blade quillons only a dozen centimeters long, emitting a white light.
Aren't Sith Lightsabers supposed to have red blades? Why is it white?
Could it be that the system purified the lightsaber while modifying it?
Chen Yu recalled how Ahsoka in 'Star Wars' purified her lightsabers through special methods, causing them to produce white blades.
Chen Yu went to the forest in the Serenitea Pot and with a casual swing, a tree as thick as a hug snapped, and Chen Yu didn't even feel any resistance.
Looking at the hot and smooth cross-section, Chen Yu was quite fond of this weapon.
Is the feel so smooth?
Flamethrowers and other hot weapons can retire; a lightsaber is a man's romance!
Chen Yu silently cast the Disarming Charm, and the blade instantly turned red.
Then he swung it at another tree.
The lightsaber generated a powerful repulsive force, and after easily felling the tree, it bounced a distance away.
The Disarming Charm's effect was to make the blade generate repulsion upon colliding with an object.
What about the Killing Curse?
"Avada Kedavra!"
As Chen Yu chanted the Killing Curse, the blade turned green, and a terrifying aura, like facing death itself, permeated the blade.
Chen Yu ran the lightsaber across the next tree; the blade only touched the surface of the trunk and hadn't fully passed through it, yet Chen Yu felt that the tree had already died.
Seeing that the tree had died, Chen Yu didn't continue to cut it down.
Instead, he moved the blade away, performed a stylish flourish with the sword like in the movies, stopped the magic output, and contentedly placed the Sith Lightsaber's hilt into his backpack.
Looking at the three trees he had excitedly destroyed, Chen Yu was still very happy.
Lightsabers are simply too cool!
Chen Yu felt that no boy could refuse a lightsaber of his own.
Now he had new offensive means, but his chaotic slashes couldn't fully utilize its power.
He still needed to consult a Sword Master to better master the lightsaber.
Feeling his stirred heart, Chen Yu felt he hadn't been this excited since he first got a wand.
It seemed he had the heart of a melee mage deep down.