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Chapter 83 - 81: The Clubhouse Terror (Please Subscribe)

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Chapter 83: Chapter 81: The Clubhouse Terror (Please Subscribe)

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“Zombies?”

Xu Yang couldn’t help but think…scaring ghosts can earn him merit points, so what about scaring zombies?

A zombie is a creature formed by a person who died with a heavy Yin energy and malevolent energies that turn the corpse into a vengeful monster. Although it differs greatly from Yin spirits, a zombie can still be considered a “malevolent being.”

However, he didn’t rashly agree to Feng Zhaoqing’s request and instead pondered, “Captain Feng is a martial arts expert. If even you have no way to handle a zombie, I’m afraid it’s not weak.”

Feng Zhaoqing didn’t hold back and nodded, “1 haven’t fought with the zombie, but judging from its aura, I’m afraid it can rival a martial arts Grandmaster.”

Xu Yang asked, “Is Captain Feng a martial arts Grandmaster?”

Feng Zhaoqing replied, “I’m half a step away from reaching the Grandmaster realm.”

Xu Yang was dumbfounded, and couldn’t help but ask, “Captain Feng, do you know anything about zombies?”

Zombies are creatures with bodies as hard as iron, possessing immense strength and no weaknesses, a zombie that can rival a martial arts Grandmaster is probably difficult for even a true Grandmaster to handle. Aren’t the two of us just asking for death by going?”

Feng Zhaoqing said, “Master Xu, you don’t have to worry… When I return this time, 1 am confident I will break through to the Grandmaster realm, and with your profound Daoist skills, we can work together and may have a chance to deal with that guy.”

He paused and continued, “I asked for your help as a last resort… Director Chen should be dealing with this matter, but some trouble happened in Silver City these days, and Director Chen can’t get away…”

“If we don’t deal with a zombie that can rival a martial arts Grandmaster as soon as possible, once the corpse poison spreads, it will become more difficult to control.”

Xu Yang fell into deep thought.

He had just mastered the “Wulei Rules,” greatly increasing his power.

Moreover, the rules of Thunder are excellent at suppressing various malevolent beings.

If Feng Zhaoqing truly becomes a martial arts Grandmaster, the two working together might have a chance to deal with the zombie… Besides, he still has some “Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talisman” left by the old man.

This thing has strong killing power against zombies.

Xu Yang thought for a moment, then nodded, “In that case, after Captain Feng breaks through, we’ll go and test the zombie’s capabilities.”

Upon hearing this, Feng Zhaoqing was overjoyed and thanked Master Xu.

He hurried back to try and break through to the Grandmaster realm.

When Feng Zhaoqing, Wang Lin, and Bai Wei left, Liu Shishi appeared behind Xu Yang and seriously said, “The Yin-Yang Path is severed, so in this era, there are a lot more Yin spirits and ghosts, while zombies and demons are extremely rare.”

“So, any zombies and demons that do appear must not be underestimated.”

Xu Yang nodded, understanding this logic.

He agreed to Feng Zhaoqing’s request because he just mastered the “Wulei Rules” and thought he could take advantage of the days Feng Zhaoqing spends breaking through to improve himself.

“To enhance my strength, I can start from two aspects.”

“First, making talismans.”

“If I have a large number of Diamond Talismans, Divine Strength Talismans, and Movement Talismans, my chances of survival will greatly increase when facing zombies.”

“Secondly, I can improve my cultivation.”

As for the latter, relying on his own cultivation is definitely not an option.

How long would it take to cultivate to the ninth level of the Qi Refining Realm? Xu Yang asked Yang Yin to watch the store downstairs, and he went upstairs to practice making talismans. While doing so, he thought, “If I want to increase my strength quickly, 1 need a lot of merit points. Since I can’t scare Yang Yin and Liu Shishi to get merit points, I need to find another way.”

Xu Yang thought of Ma Long and took out his phone to call him, “Hello, Ma Long… Are you free tonight? Let’s go grab some skewers.”

“What time and where?”

“Let’s make it 11 p.m…. We’ll decide the location later.”

After making plans with Ma Long, Xu Yang continued practicing making talismans.

Time passed quickly, and it was evening.

Before 11 p.m., Ma Long drove his new BMW to the funeral shop. Due to being drained by the four female ghosts for two nights in a row, Ma Long’s body was still somewhat weak.

In his pocket were several 36 Flavors Dihuang Pills, which he took out and chewed on from time to time.

“Xu Yang.”

“What’s so special about today… that you thought of inviting me for skewers?”

As soon as he entered the funeral store, he asked with a loud voice. Xu Yang, on the other hand, smiled and said, “I earned a 1.5 million bonus following Ma Long yesterday. Of course, 1 have to show my gratitude.”

Because they were going to drink, the two did not drive.

They took a taxi to “Lanting Street” in Wu City.

“Huh?”

“Glorious Splendor?”

Ma Long stopped in front of a large entertainment club and wondered, “Has this club reopened for business?”

Xu Yang asked curiously, “What do you mean?”

“Some time ago, there was an incident in this club. It was said that two girls were fighting over a boyfriend. One of them was stabbed 8 times and died in the bathroom.”

Ma Long said, “This place is bad luck, let’s find another one.”

However, Xu Yang’s eyes lit up, and he dragged Ma Long towards “Glorious Splendor,” saying, “We’re just here to have a few drinks and some skewers, let’s just go to this one!”

Upon entering the club.

There were some seating areas on the first floor, and a dance floor in the middle.

At this moment, many men and women were dancing wildly on the dance floor under the influence of alcohol and the DJ’s music.

Xu Yang glanced at the first floor, shook his head, and sighed, “Let’s go, we’ll get a private room on the second floor.”

On the second floor, Xu Yang didn’t go straight to the private room. Instead, he asked a waiter for the location of the bathroom.

He arrived at the bathroom door and examined it closely. As expected, there was a faint Yin energy floating inside the women’s bathroom. Satisfied, he picked a private room near the bathroom with Ma Long.

However…

After entering the private room, Xu Yang discovered that there was also a bathroom in this type of club’s private room.

Plan failed.

Unsuccessful fishing attempt.

The next day, Xu Yang practiced making talismans during the day and invited Ma Long to “Glorious Splendor” again at night.

This time, Xu Yang secretly destroyed the bathroom toilet in their private room with his Fire Manipulation Skill while Ma Long wasn’t paying attention.

A basket of alcohol was consumed.

Ma Long started to sway.

He went to the bathroom and found the private room’s bathroom a complete mess, so he had no choice but to use the bathroom in the hallway outside.

He was a little drunk.

After urinating, he leaned over the sink and vomited. Then he washed his hands, splashed cold water on his face, and ran his fingers through his hair in front of the mirror.

And then…

Ma Long froze in place.

In the mirror, he saw a woman standing behind him.

The woman was wearing thin clothes, about twenty years old, with several bloody holes in her body, oozing blood continuously.

Ma Long instantly sobered up, spun around to look, but saw nothing behind him.

As he looked at the mirror again…

He finally realized that the woman wasn’t standing behind him but was trapped inside the mirror.

“Ahhhh!!!!!”

A high-pitched scream came from the bathroom: “Ghost… A ghost!”

Like a madman, Ma Long ran outside. As soon as he left the bathroom, he saw Xu Yang with a big grin, eyes shining, holding a hammer in his hand, and yelling, “Where is it? Where is it?”

“Where’s the ghost?”

With somewhat shaky legs, Ma Long pointed and said, “The mirror… Inside the mirror.”

Xu Yang came to the mirror and examined it closely.

There was no ghost in the mirror.

However, the lingering Yin energy was quite intense.

He tapped the mirror with his hand and laughed, “Sweetie, do you want to come out on your own, or should 1 drag you out?”

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