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Chapter 515: 368: You melon peel, what are you looking at?

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Chapter 515: 368: You melon peel, what are you looking at?

Chapter 515: Chapter 368: You melon peel, what are you looking at?

Mountains shattered and the sky filled with yellow sand.

Within the yellow sand, a giant snake demon appeared.

The snake demon’s head alone was the size of an SUV, its eyes emitted demon light, glowing like lanterns. Its massive body suspended in the air, coiling amidst the yellow sand, it was at least two or three hundred meters long!

Its aura was slightly stronger than Niu Mang’s.

Upon seeing Niu Mang block in front of Xu Yang, addressing Xu Yang as “Master,” the snake demon paused and chuckled, “You’re the bull demon from Bull Head Mountain, aren’t you? How could a great Demon King like you acknowledge a little Daoist as your master?”

Niu Mang was furious and snapped, “You insolent snake demon! My Master is not little!”

The snake demon laughed, its body quivering, dispersing the yellow sand in the sky.

Its huge coiled body suspended in the air fell from the sky and slithered quickly among the continuous yellow hills, coiling itself around one small hill across from them.

The small hill was adjacent to the hill where Xu Yang was, separated only by a mountain valley.

However, as the snake demon stuck its head out, its back half was still coiled atop the hill across from them, and its massive head was already close to Xu Yang.

It flicked its tongue.

Its huge eyes stared at Xu Yang and sneered, “You’re smaller than my head, and your cultivation level is merely the Spirit Refining Realm. Aren’t you a little Daoist?”

“You’re full of shit!”

Niu Mang was furious, ready to teach the snake demon a lesson.

“Niu Mang!”

Xu Yang spoke up, stopping Niu Mang, and looking up at the huge snake demon head with a faint smile, “It’s true, I am just a little Daoist.”

“But…”

His tone suddenly changed, and his voice became icy, sternly saying, “But to kill a snake demon, even a little Daoist like me can do it!”

Clang!

A point of immortal light suddenly emerged from his brow.

The immortal light swelled rapidly, turning into a sword light and swiftly shooting towards the snake demon.

The distance between the human and the demon was too close!

Xu Yang’s primordial spirit was on par with a peak Daoist True Monarch.

How fast was he when he urged the Jiao-slaying Sword with all his strength?

The snake demon only felt a sense of impending doom rise within its heart, a trace of fear swelling within it. The demon qi on its body erupted, and it suddenly shrank back…

Its body retreated back to the small hill.

However, its head fell heavily on the mountain slope.

“Ding!”

“The snake demon has been frightened, merit value +10000, physique +1.”

At this time, the system prompt in Xu Yang’s mind sounded, and the demon light in the snake demon’s eyes began to dim. Its mouth opened and closed, saying in human words, “Immortal Artifact…”

Suddenly.

The demon light in its eyes disappeared.

The demon qi on its body dissipated.

“Ding!”

“Congratulations, host, for your success in subduing the demon and gaining a reward: Merit value +100000.”

“Ding!”

“The bull demon has been frightened, merit value +10000, physique +1.”

“Ding!”

“The bull demon has been frightened, merit value +10000, physique +1.”

“Ding…”

To the side, Niu Mang, who realized the situation belatedly, shivered fiercely, looking at Xu Yang with a slightly more fearful expression…

What the hell!

Was his Master this powerful?

With just one slash, he killed a snake demon that was only slightly weaker than him?

Looking at the sword light hovering above Xu Yang’s head, shining with a dazzling divine light, Niu Mang couldn’t help but feel a chill on his neck. He shrank his neck and muttered, “Thankfully, Master didn’t use this immortal sword when he challenged me, or I would have ended up as dried beef by now.”

On the other hand, Xu Yang calmly sheathed his sword and said, “Niu Mang, what are you waiting for? Retrieve the snake demon’s corpse, let’s bring it back to make soup.”

Niu Mang approached it, looked at the snake’s head, and swallowed involuntarily.

Xu Yang snapped, “Damn it, did you lie to me? Weren’t you supposed to be a vegetarian? Why are you swallowing now?”

“Ding!”

“The bull demon has been frightened, merit value +10000, physique +1.”

Niu Mang startled, hurriedly explaining, “Master, you misunderstood, I’m not craving snake meat, I’m after its monster core.”

“Monster core?”

This was Xu Yang’s first time killing a demon and he didn’t know about the existence of “monster core.”

This belongs to general knowledge.

Normally, the disciples of the Daoist Sect would know this.

Niu Mang was surprised: “Sir … don’t you know about monster cores?”

Xu Yang shook his head.

Niu Mang spat out a demon light from his mouth, which floated in mid-air.

Within the demon light was a monster core about the size of a chicken egg, with strange patterns on it. The patterns were similar to Dao patterns but not exactly the same.

A small calf seemed to be hidden inside the monster core, wandering around.

Niu Mang pointed to the monster core and said, “Sir, you Daoists cultivate divine powers at the Divine Transcendence Realm level and form Daoist Golden Elixirs… We, the demon race, form monster cores.”

“A monster core is the essence of life for a demon and is usually very difficult to preserve after death. No demon would want its monster core to be ruined after it dies, so it will destroy it when it is about to die.”

“But your attack was too fast just now; the Snake Demon clearly didn’t react in time before being slain by your immortal sword, destroying its demon soul… Sir, you are a Daoist Heavenly Master, a big figure among humans, didn’t your master tell you all these common senses?”

Being looked down upon by a spiritually-endowed mount like Niu Mang.

Feeling a bit embarrassed, Xu Yang pretended to be calm and said, “I don’t have a master, my current cultivation is all due to my own hard work and exploration… Also, I have been cultivating for a very short time, and my cultivation speed is too fast, so I am not very familiar with some common knowledge about cultivation!”

Niu Mang: “???”

He scratched the back of his head and laughed innocently.

But he was muttering to himself…

Is my master…

Bragging?

Without a master and relying on self-cultivation, could he reach this level?

Niu Mang trotted up, dug out the Snake Demon’s monster core, and handed it to Xu Yang while his eyes were locked on the monster core and his mouth drooled.

Xu Yang took the monster core and said, “You are already at the Demon King Realm. Giving you this monster core won’t give you much of a boost. It won’t be too late to give you a better one later.”

He glanced at the snake demon’s corpse.

He looked at his storage space of only “100 cubic yards” and immediately thought of clicking on the small “+” sign next to [Storage Space].

“Ding!”

“Merit Points -10000.”

The next moment, his storage space expanded rapidly from 100 cubic yards to 1000 cubic yards.

Xu Yang clicked it again.

“Ding!”

“Merit Points -100,000.”

The storage space expanded from 1000 cubic yards to 10,000 cubic yards.

Xu Yang waved and put away the Snake Demon’s corpse, saying, “Well, Niu Mang… Let’s go back.”

Niu Mang understood and transformed back into his true form – an extraordinarily handsome old yellow bull.

This yellow bull was at least twice the size of a common breed, standing even taller than Xu Yang. Xu Yang said, “Why change to such a big size? Shapeshift into the form of an ordinary bull.”

Niu Mang “mooed,” and his body quickly shrank.

Xu Yang turned over and mounted the yellow bull.

Niu Mang took a step, and a demon cloud appeared beneath his feet. With his feet stepping on the auspicious clouds, he flew towards Wu City.

Soon.

They arrived at Wu City.

Xu Yang pointed to the villa area below and said, “Okay, let’s land.”

Upon hearing that, Niu Mang descended and landed in front of the villa.

Xu Yang jumped off the bull, dug at his crotch, and said, “Riding a bull is indeed cool… but it’s a bit uncomfortable… Alright, just wait by the door. Don’t run around.”

Xu Yang entered the villa.

Niu Mang stood at the door bored, and seeing the green plants in the nearby landscape, he flicked his tail, went over, and began eating the grass.

At this time, Ma Long drove his BMW over.

He parked his car at the entrance of the villa and saw the yellow bull eating grass, he couldn’t help but widen his eyes and shouted, “What the hell… how did this bull come here? What are property management and security guards doing?”

Ma Long approached and wanted to drive the bull away.

Bang!

Niu Mang kicked out with his hind legs, hitting Ma Long right in the chest, sending him flying and crashing heavily onto his BMW.

The BMW’s door was deformed and smashed inward, and Ma Long spat blood, slipped down the door, and fell to the ground, with his eyes widened even more!

What the hell!

This bull…

How can it be so strong?

Niu Mang turned his head, glanced at Ma Long with disdain, and spit out green grass foam.

“Tui!”

He scolded, “You stupid, what’re youlookin’ at? Hev ya neva seen such an hansum bull?”

…

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