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Chapter 401: 279: Master Xu live-streaming catching the weird?

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Chapter 401: 279: Master Xu live-streaming catching the weird?

Chapter 401: Chapter 279: Master Xu live-streaming catching the weird?

Three drinks in.

Wan Qian was already drunk, her eyes glazed, she leaned in towards Xu Yang and said with a fragrant breath, “Master Xu, I like you.”

Xu Yang: “…”

Facing such a straightforward confession, he was somewhat nervous, quickly moving away and said, “Dr. Wan, you’re drunk.”

“I’m not drunk!”

“I’m very lucid!”

Wan Qian leaned in again, and as Xu Yang was about to move away again, she stretched her long legs and straddled him directly. She wrapped her arms around Xu Yang’s neck and said, “Master Xu, I really like you.”

“I’ve liked you since you went to my house to help me see my grandpa!”

“It’s just that there are too many female ghosts around you, so I didn’t dare to confess.”

“But I don’t want to miss the chance…”

She blinked her beautiful eyes, stared at Xu Yang for a few seconds, then slowly closed her eyes, and her flame-like red lips took the initiative to kiss him.

Xu Yang wanted to avoid her.

But his neck was encircled by Wan Qian, unable to escape, so he had no choice but to passively enjoy it.

After a while.

They separated.

Wan Qian whispered in Xu Yang’s ear, “Master Xu, there’s a hotel next to the building downstairs…”

One meal.

Less than half of it was eaten before it was interrupted.

2 hours later.

Wan Qian happily walked out of the hotel arm in arm with Xu Yang.

“Master Xu.”

“What are you planning to do now?”

Wan Qian’s personality had indeed changed drastically. She had just been passionately bold in the hotel room, but now she was teasing Xu Yang again and giggled, “Your ghostly wives won’t object to the two of us, right?”

Xu Yang laughed, “Of course not.”

Wan Qian: “It doesn’t matter if they object… we can secretly develop our relationship. I’m going back first… remember to call me when you miss me!”

“Wait a minute!”

Xu Yang stopped Wan Qian.

He pulled down her skirt a bit and said, “There’s a hole in your stockings, be careful of exposing yourself.”

He watched Wan Qian leave.

Xu Yang walked toward the funeral shop.

His mind was filled with thoughts.

The source of Wan Qian’s “werewolf corpse poison” had not been found yet, and there was no news from the Spirits Management Bureau. He also asked Yue Qiluo to inquire at the Ghost Market… but there were ghosts who had seen a strange man near Wolfskin Ridge Village in Daquan Village.

That man lived in the wild.

Every full moon night, he’d howl and scream like a madman.

But all this happened years ago.

In recent years, the strange man seemed to have evaporated from the earth.

Xu Yang didn’t care too much at first, but today’s encounter with Wan Qian and the rapid development of their relationship forced him to worry!

“The origin of the werewolf corpse poison must be found as soon as possible.”

“Wan Qian can now suppress the beast inside her… But if she is stimulated later, she may completely turn into a werewolf, which would be troublesome.”

He’d only been at the funeral shop for a short while.

When a group of people arrived.

Each of them had strong blood qi, obviously martial artists.

The man in the lead even exuded a faint Martial Arts True Meaning, seemingly reaching the realm of a “Half-step Grandmaster”.

With just a glance, Xu Yang judged their identity through their Qi.

However, he didn’t say anything.

Ma Xiaotiao and Yue Ya greeted the group.

Instead of buying anything, they took out a photo and asked, “Have any of you seen this person?”

Yue Ya, who had travelled through the martial world, looked at the old man in the photo without changing her expression and shook her head, “I’ve never seen him.”

Instead, it was Ma Xiaotiao.

His face changed, and when he heard Yue Ya say that, he quickly lowered his head and said, “I’ve never seen him.”

The change in his expression didn’t escape the notice of the middle-aged man in the lead.

He put the photo in front of Ma Xiaotiao’s eyes, and coldly said, “Kid, look carefully… See if you’ve seen the person in the photo!”

“I’ve already had a hacker check the surveillance around here.”

“This person has been to your shop.”

With that said.

He reached out with a claw-shaped hand, aiming to grab Ma Xiaotiao’s neck.

However, the next moment…

A hand suddenly grabbed the middle-aged man’s hand.

It was Xu Yang.

He grabbed the man’s hand, his face calm and emotionless, shook his head, and sighed, “It seems that my reputation in the martial world is too good… Any random cat or dog dares to come to my territory and act wildly?”

With a gentle pinch.

Crack.

The middle-aged man’s face changed drastically, and just as he wanted to speak, Xu Yang waved his hand…

Boom!

A massive force, like a collapsing mountain, swept all six of them out of the funeral shop and they fell heavily outside.

Xu Yang walked out of the funeral shop, looking down at them from a height. He reached out across the air, grabbed the photo, and said, “This is your father? You don’t need to look for him anymore. He did come to my shop, but in the end, he left with his nephew.”

Having said that.

He threw the photo casually.

Plop.

The photo cut into the hard cement ground, leaving only a corner exposed.

The middle-aged man got up, looked at his severely crushed right hand, and asked hoarsely, “May I ask who you are?”

Xu Yang said indifferently: “Xu Yang!”

“Xu Yang?”

The middle-aged man’s face changed drastically. He originally wanted to curse, but when he heard the two words “Xu Yang”, he hurriedly said: “It turned out to be Master Xu… What happened today was our fault. Please forgive us, Master Xu… Let’s go!”

The group of people left as if they were escaping.

Xu Yang returned to the store and grinned at Yue Ya, “Yue Ya, from now on, I guess no one will dare to bother you. Practice well and strive to restore the glory of your Trickster Sect.”

Yue Ya shed tears of joy.

She might have thought of her grandfather and discussed with Ma Xiaotiao to close the store in the afternoon and go to her grandfather’s grave.

Ma Xiaotiao naturally wouldn’t refuse.

Later, Yue Ya brought up another matter.

She said, “Master Xu… Xiaotiao and I discussed, and we want to start streaming during our free time… But don’t worry, I will definitely not delay your store’s business.”

“Oh?”

Xu Yang asked, “I’m curious, why did you suddenly think of streaming?”

Yue Ya explained her thoughts.

She wanted to use live streaming to showcase the Trickster Sect’s “ancient circus tricks.”

“My grandfather once said that ancient circus tricks are the heritage left by our ancestors. No matter how the world changes, they shouldn’t be buried… Out of the three branches of our Trickster Sect, my Wu Clan is the only one left, one branch has gone overseas to run martial arts schools and make a fortune, and the other is on the verge of extinction… I must inherit my grandfather’s will.”

Yue Ya was very determined and said, “I don’t care if the Trickster Sect can regain its former glory, what I care about is… promoting the ancient circus tricks and letting more people learn and know about them!”

“Very good!”

Hearing this, Xu Yang nodded in agreement and said, “I know a boss who runs a media company. He has many anchors from Xi Xia under his control. So… let me ask him to help you plan your account’s popularity.”

He paused for a moment.

Then Xu Yang continued, “When necessary, I can also help you film a video to increase the traffic!”

At the side, Ma Xiaotiao happily said, “If Master is willing to show his face, it would be great. With your current reputation, a simple skit can easily increase our fan base by hundreds of thousands.”

Hearing his disciple’s flattery, Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh and scold, “Alright, stop bragging… I’ll make a call first.”

Xu Yang called Wan Baolu and explained the reason.

In a short while, Wan Baolu brought his popular anchors, including Taozi, whom Xu Yang knew.

After some discussions and planning.

Wan Baolu instructed Wu Yueya to open a live streaming account and said, “Tonight, our company’s anchors will put aside all their sales business and fully promote Miss Yue Ya’s account…”

“However, none of our company’s anchors are very popular.”

“If Master Xu has time, you can show up during the live broadcast… At that time, the effect will definitely be explosive!”

Xu Yang thought for a moment and said, “Boss Wan, haven’t you mentioned selling talismans on live streams before? How about we give it a try tonight?”

Wan Baolu was overjoyed and immediately asked his anchors to post videos and skits to promote the “live broadcast talisman sale.”

Xu Yang began drawing talismans.

There were several bags of Daoist talismans in his storage space.

However, these Daoist talismans were considered “high-grade goods”, and without exception, each one started at hundreds of thousands of dollars – it seemed inappropriate to sell them in the live stream room. So, Xu Yang decided to draw some ordinary talismans instead.

Such as Safety Talisman, Evil-warding Talisman, Wealth Attraction Talisman, and Ghost-repelling Talisman, etc.

Now Xu Yang could draw a Daoist talisman in a few seconds.

He drew for three hours straight and drew 800 talismans in total. He said, “That’s enough… I’ll sell them for 800 dollars each as a way to give back to society.”

Soon, it was nine o’clock in the evening.

Xu Yang started the live stream using Yue Ya’s new account.

Due to the joint promotion of all Wan Baolu’s anchors and the Northwest Hammer King, Master Xu’s reputation, the number of viewers in the live stream room reached thousands within a few minutes of the broadcast.

Facing the camera.

Xu Yang was a bit nervous. He greeted and recalled the lines used by some anchors he had seen before, “Hello everyone in the live stream room, I am Xu Yang, and I am very happy to meet you here.”

After that.

Xu Yang…

Ran out of words.

Wan Baolu checked the barrage and gave Taozi a wink. Taozi quickly appeared on the live stream screen and played the role of the “host”. She laughed and said, “Hello everyone, I am Taozi… To be honest, I have been acquainted with Master Xu for a long time.”

She briefly mentioned her encounter with ghosts while doing outdoor live streaming at school.

At this moment, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has exceeded 10,000.

Taozi read the barrage and smiled, “Master Xu, many people in the live stream room want to be your disciple. Can you tell us your conditions for accepting disciples?”

“When it comes to accepting disciples, it’s all about fate.”

Xu Yang gave an ambiguous answer.

Taozi continued, “Master Xu, someone in the live stream room said that many strange things have happened around his house recently. He suspects that a ghost is causing the trouble. Can you help catch it?”

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