Chapter 181: Chapter 153: The Convergence of Yin and Yang!
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“Shishi and Yang Yin’s cooking skills are getting better and better.”
At the dining table, Xu Yang took a bite of fish and said, “The fish is cooked just right, and the marination is well absorbed.”
He and Yun Mengxi had gone to the funeral store, while Liu Shishi and Yang Yin had not been idle at home. They had prepared a big table full of dishes, and Xu Yang tried them one by one, finding that except for a Kung Pao chicken with too much salt, the other dishes were actually quite good.
Although they were not yet as good as the chefs in restaurants, they were not far off!
Just ten days ago, Liu Shishi and Yang Yin could turn porridge into sticky rice, let alone cook!
Their progress was simply amazing.
The key point was that everyone had been busy outside recently, so the two women hadn’t cooked much… how had they practiced their cooking skills?
Xu Yang was too lazy to ask about these trivial matters; as long as the food tasted good, it was enough!
Even Yun Mengxi, a foodie, praised them a few times, saying, “Not bad, not bad… starting from tomorrow, I’ll teach you how to cook. When I opened a noodle shop, I learned quite a few dishes.”
After dinner, the three women gathered in the kitchen, chatting while washing the dishes.
Xu Yang sat on the living room sofa, pretending to cultivate in a “facing the sky with open heart” posture, but in fact, he was secretly listening to their conversation.
Vaguely, Xu Yang heard questions like “How does it feel?” and “Is it comfortable?”; Yun Mengxi even gave online tutorials, saying, “At first, there is no feeling, but gradually it becomes more comfortable…”
The three women came out of the kitchen and went upstairs together. With nothing better to do, Xu Yang began practicing his “Heavenly Eye Skill.”
As his mana circulated and stimulated the skill, he felt the stabbing pain in his eyes intensify. A burning sensation rose from the back of his eyes, as if someone had poured devil pepper into them, making him extremely uncomfortable.
“No wonder there are so few experts in the world of Dao who can practice the Heavenly Eye Skill.”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but sigh.
He stopped practicing, fearing that if he continued this way, he might really go blind!
As the burning and swelling pains gradually faded, Xu Yang resumed practicing step by step, and when his eyes hurt too much to bear, he stopped and rested again.
In this way, he practiced back and forth until around 3 a.m.
Whoosh!
A Yin wind blew into the villa.
Xu Yang’s tightly closed eyelids twitched slightly and said, “Madam, are you back?”
“Hmm.”
Yue Yuluo materialized in the living room, sweetly saying, “Now that everything has been taken care of, it’s time to serve my husband… Husband, are your eyes better?”
Xu Yang shook his head.
“Where are Shishi and the others?”
“Upstairs.”
“Oh…”
This little girl said as she was about to float upstairs, when Xu Yang immediately said, “Wait a minute!”
“Ah?”
“Come here, I have something to ask you.”
Xu Yang patted his thigh.
“All… this…”
Yue Yuluo hesitated for less than three seconds before floating over, timidly sitting on Xu Yang’s lap. He reached out, embracing her in his arms, and asked, “How is the matter I asked your sister to help with?”
“If my husband hadn’t asked, I would have almost forgotten.”
Yue Yuluo said, “My sister has checked with the minor demons below, and indeed a few families in Wu City have held Yin spirit ceremonies recently… A few of the minor demons under her command even crashed these ceremonies.”
As she spoke,
She twisted her body.
She could feel Xu Yang’s hands getting restless, but her cheeks turned red, and yet she didn’t stop him.
Feeling the cool sensation in his palm, Xu Yang asked, “How many families held Yin spirit ceremonies? What are their names? Where do they live?”
“Three families.”
Yue Yuluo said, “I don’t know their specific names, but it’s very rare for people to have Yin spirits in recent years. Yet in the past few days, three families have had them. This is indeed strange. If my husband wants to investigate, I can ask my sister to get those little demons to guide us. They crashed those ceremonies, so they know the way.”
“That could work, but not today.”
Xu Yang smirked, reaching his hand down, and asked, “Madam, do you know the method of spiritual intercourse? I have long been interested in spiritual intercourse, so why not teach me on this long night?”
“All!”
Yue Yuluo, like a frightened rabbit, tried to escape but was caught by Xu Yang.
“Ding!”
“Female ghost was startled, merit value +50, Paper Cutting Skill +1.”
She had acted like this before when she “forcibly married” Xu Yang and spent their wedding night… it was understandable since the girl had been a virgin for hundreds of years, both alive and in death. It was only natural for her to be scared and nervous about doing such a thing now.
Fortunately, Xu Yang had forced out the “spiritual intercourse” method in that ruined temple on Naitou Mountain, so he knew it himself and took the initiative to use it.
However…
It seemed something went wrong!
“Husband, spiritual intercourse refers to the blending of souls, which is a deep connection on a spiritual level…”
Yue Yuluo, blushing and pinned under Xu Yang, said, “Since my husband hasn’t reached the Divine Realm, his soul cannot leave the shell, so he cannot actively engage in spiritual intercourse… You rest first, let me take care of you!”
Whoosh!
She transformed into a wisp of Yin energy and instantly rose into the air.
“Husband, lie down and relax… Calm your mind and breath!”
“There’s so much to this spiritual intercourse?”
Xu Yang complained in his heart, feeling that it was much more direct with Yun Mengxi. However, Yun Mengxi was a zombie whose physical structure was identical to that of a normal human, whereas Yue Yuluo was a ghost whose body was entirely condensed from Yin energy, so they couldn’t be compared.
He lay down on the sofa as instructed by Yue Yuluo, calming his mind and breath. The next moment, the view in front of his eyes suddenly changed, and a world full of bird songs and fragrances appeared.
Beneath him, there was no sofa,
But a soft, green grassland with many beautiful little flowers growing on it. Beautiful butterflies flitted among the flowers, and a babbling stream not far away flowed through the grassland. The crystal-clear stream had plump fish swimming in it.
Everything seemed as if it was from a dream, like a fairyland.
“Husband, this is an illusion I created… I have pulled a strand of your soul into this illusion. You are now transformed into a soul strand, so don’t try to escape.”
From behind, Yue Yuluo’s voice could be heard.
Xu Yang turned around, and saw Yue Yuluo wearing a bridal gown from the day they were “wed”. She gripped her skirt with both hands, revealing a shy look. In a sweet voice, she said, “Husband… we can start now!”
With that said.
Her clothes slowly slid off.
“Madam, here I come!”
Xu Yang pounced on her.
The scenes that followed are difficult to describe…
After a long time.
Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes on the sofa, feeling relaxed and content. He took a long breath and said, “Is spiritual intercourse really this wonderful?”
Yue Yuluo slowly materialized, blushing and said, “Physical pleasure can’t compare to the deeper satisfaction of the soul… Oh, it’s almost dawn, husband, I’ll go upstairs first.”
She dared not look at Xu Yang and floated upstairs.
Xu Yang closed his eyes and “looked” at the side, saying, “Yang Yin, come out.”
“All…”
Yang Yin was shocked and slowly appeared, whispering, “I’ve used the Soul Condensing Bead to hide my presence, but it seems I still can’t hide from you, boss… Shishi, Mengxi… Eh, where have you two gone?”
Originally, Liu Shishi and Yun Mengxi were also sneaking a peek with Yang Yin. But the moment she turned her head, she couldn’t find any trace of them.
She stuttered, “Boss… it’s getting light outside, I have to go to the market to buy ingredients!”
Having said that, she turned into a Yin wind and escaped.
Xu Yang couldn’t help but smile.
Little girl ran pretty fast…
As for Liu Shishi and Yun Mengxi?
He really didn’t sense them.
On the contrary, Yang Yin has not yet achieved the Red Dress. Even with the help of the Soul Condensing Bead, it was impossible to hide from Xu Yang.
Having dressed up.
He washed up, and it was already bright outside.
Liu Shishi drove, accompanied by Yang Yin, to the morning market to buy ingredients.
They believe that the freshest ingredients can be found at this time.
Yun Mengxi and Yue Yuluo stayed home to prepare breakfast.
After eating breakfast, as if they had agreed in advance, the four women pushed Yang Yin forward to accompany Xu Yang to the funeral shop.
As soon as they arrived at the funeral shop and opened the door, Xu Yang received a call from Ma Long.
He stammered, “Old Xu, can you do me a favor?”
“What happened?”
As soon as Xu Yang heard Ma Long’s tone, he knew that something was off… This guy had never beaten around the bush when asking for help. Upon questioning, Ma Long said, “Ah, don’t mention it. I took my master to a club for a massage last night, and we got caught in a crackdown on prostitution.”
“Pfft!”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
On the other side of the phone, Ma Long was anxious, “What are you laughing at? Hurry up and get to the Litong District Police Station and bail us out…”
“Hahahaha!”
Xu Yang said, “I’m not laughing… You guys are at the Litong District Police Station, aren’t you? You were caught last night, and only now you think of calling me?”
“We were caught at three in the morning, I thought you might be asleep, so I didn’t want to bother you…”
As funny as the situation was.
He still had to bail them out.
Xu Yang immediately asked Yang Yin to look after the shop and took a taxi to the police station.
There are two police stations in Wu City.
One is the “Municipal Police Bureau”, and the other is the “District Branch”.
Ma Long and Lao Wang were caught by the “District Branch”.
And Officer Wang also worked in the Litong District Branch.
Arriving at the Litong District Branch, Xu Yang’s keen hearing could hear Lao Wang scolding Ma Long from a distance…
“Useless, it’s just getting caught messing around with prostitutes. Why do you look so upset?”
“Can a disciple of Wang Defa be this weak?”
“I encounter situations like this at least three times a year… You’ve called Xu Yang, haven’t you? Just wait, it’s just a matter of paying some bail and fines at most.”
Xu Yang:
This Elder Wang turned out to be a repeat offender?
Entering the station.
Xu Yang followed the procedures, paying bail and fines for them. The young officer looked at Elder Wang and said, “You must be Wang Defa, right? You’re already in your seventies, can’t you pay more attention? Look at your record, it covers a whole page!”
Old Wang glared, “What’s wrong with being in my seventies? Can’t I have normal physiological needs?”
The officer was speechless, and it took him a while to respond, giving them both a verbal warning before letting Lao Wang and Ma Long go.
Xu Yang “looked” at the master and disciple, trying his best not to laugh throughout, and then, suddenly, he came across a familiar face with his spiritual power and said, “Officer Wang…hahahaha!”
Officer Wang: “…”
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