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Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags
In the town of Last Hope, anyone without an awakened power is treated as less than a person.At the age of 17, Stanley has lost all hopes of getting any power. However, one day he realizes that he actually has 3 different ones. Although, none of his 3 powers seem to follow the rules that other people's powers abided by.Has he still not finished awakening his powers, or is this something different? And will this at all help him with getting his revenge against those that were responsible for his mother's death?Follow Stanley as he uncovers conspiracies, mysteries, and most importantly, the truth about himself in his pursuit of revenge.
[What is the method to distinguish the gender of the Thunder Rat?][What is the attribute of the Thorn Seahorse?][What is the superpower trick that the Lipstick Magnet Monster can learn?]The last science subject of the college entrance exam suddenly became the basic knowledge of Phantom Beasts!Chen Qiyue, who was sitting behind the desk, had a bewildered face.Well... well...Looking at the contents of this test paper and the surrounding students who had their heads buried in their books, the corners of Chen Qiyue's mouth twitched.He must be dreaming.Or else this world was crazy!...Inside the Phantom Beast Feeding House"Sir, which one do you really want to buy?" the female receptionist asked weakly.Chen Qiyue pointed at one of the Phantom Beast eggs. "I'll take it!""Okay, I'll take it down for you.""Wait! I'll take this one!"Chen Qiyue pointed to another egg."Okay, do you still want to change it?""Wait!"The female receptionist was speechless.Half an hour laterChen Qiyue happily walked away holding the black, unattractive egg with a few blue spots in his arms.The female receptionist suddenly turned pale, her legs went weak, and she fell to the ground, crying."He was such a bad person. He deliberately pointed out all these Phantom Beast eggs."Chen Qiyue spread his hands. "Well, I had to make better use of my cheats.""Ahem, I'm a decent person!"
In a time when the Divine Prefectures of the East Sea were in great disarray, Emperor Ye Qing and Donghuang the Great appeared to save the day. Under their rule, the prefectures united and all nations as well as their kings have been controlled. However, the legend of these two great heroes becomes altered when Emperor Ye Qing’s name is wiped from the history books after his sudden death. All statues and images of him were destroyed and his name a taboo. Only the legend of Donghuang the Great shall live on. Fifteen years later, a young man by the name of Ye Futian begins his journey in search for his true identity. The legend of Futian was going to be one for the history books.
Xiaya reincarnated in the Dragon Ball Universe as a Saiyan 12 years before the destruction of Planet Vegeta.Watch him as he creates the strongest legend of Dragon Ball World from the beginning.
Earth has undergone an odd change. Expanding by millions of times its original size, its population was suddenly split into two halves.On one side, there was a group of technologically advanced humans. But, on the other, a world of cultivation had grown and pospered.The secrets that led to this change have been hidden in the darkness for too long... Until there came a day where a boy born on the Mortal side of the world was found to have the talent to enter the Martial side. Having lost both of his parents to a hidden tide, he chose to leave all that he had known behind and enter this land of danger.What truths would he unveil? What would he learn about what separated the Mortals from the Cultivators? What hidden evils wanted to ensure that his people never rose up and gained power? And how would those evils... deal with him?----This list of things I hate is quite long.The first is that I hate to be tested the most.The second is that I hate to be tested the most.The third also happens to be that I hate to be tested the most.The ocean's depths are too shallow, the sun's light too dim, the ground too mundane and the skies too small. For those born of this colorless world to deem themselves worthy of casting judgement on me... I can only say that it's laughable.I am the Nameless Immortal God because even the Heavens themselves are unworthy to name me. Even while I am unaware of my own identity, I will dry the oceans until cracked land is all that is left, I will cast the sun into endless darkness, I will shatter the ground with my feet and sunder the skies with my blade.Am I too arrogant? What right do you have to think that?---
In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them.On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper."
Su Li traveled to a supernatural world with knights, griffins, orcs, and dragons, and became the eighth son of the Earl of Zijing. He had no right of inheritance and was forced to become a pioneer lord.But he unexpectedly awakened the [Daily Intelligence] system. With the help of the system, he collected treasures, formed an army, built territories, and conquered beauties. Unknowingly, he had many titles: Emperor of the Empire, Great Savior, Prophet of Humanity, Watcher of Destiny...[Since you are lying flat, today's prophet message is updated][1: There is a [Blood Thorn Fruit] similar to an apple in the fruit shop on the edge of the mountain range in Zijing Town. After eating it, your blood will be greatly purified and you will be promoted to an apprentice knight. ] [2: The Misty Forest in the northeast of the territory will be affected by the divine tidal wind of the Goddess of the Fiery Sun in 3 days, and the fog will drop to the lowest level. After that, the danger of exploring the Misty Forest will be greatly reduced within 5 days. 】【3: Seven days later, a goblin tribe that has raised the Queen Spider of Anarrek will attack your territory.】【4: A group of new slaves will arrive at the Malayburg Slave Merchants Guild. Among them, a half-elf girl has the special bloodline of the Ice Valkyrie. As long as she survives, she will surely be able to break through to the Legendary level】Show more
The world’s largest VRMMO, Conviction, was almost like a second world for humanity. It had integrated itself into the real world’s economy, with both corporations and individuals seeking their fortunes through the game.In this game, Nie Yan prided himself in his Level 180 Thief. He could barely be considered among the top experts in the game. Though, that was the only thing he could take pride in. He was penniless and unable to advance in life; a situation he was forced into by the enemy of his father. If it weren’t for the little money he made by selling off items in Conviction, he would’ve barely been able to eat. In the end, he chose to settle his matters once and for all. He assassinated his father’s enemy. He lay dying shortly after being shot in the pursuit.However, that wasn’t the end of his story. Instead, he awoke moments later to find that he had reincarnated into his past-self. Armed with his experience and knowledge of future events, he sets out to live his life anew.
In a galaxy far away, there is a kid without innate inability to practice internal techniques. So, in order to gain the respect of his father, he resolutely chooses to follow the more difficult and painful path of practicing external techniques. As the years go by, he grows up, but what really changes his life is a mysterious meteoric crystal stone — the Meteoric Tear. This stone fuses with the young man’s body unnoticed, and he seems to undergo drastic transformations as a result. After that, everything is changed. Eventually his father knows that the son for whom he hasn’t really shown a lot of consideration possesses astonishing abilities. And there’s a lot more to come.
What is a Daoist Master? One that is imageless in ten directions and vanishes in the six paths; unrestrained by the three realms and the five elements. After a day at the clinic, Dr. Li Feng met with an accident on his way home. When he regained consciousness, Li Feng found himself in the body of a weak teenage boy who was born out of wedlock, Shen Lian. Who was the father? The mother would not tell. A scripture he found among his mother’s remnants was the only thing he knew about his father.The mother came from a wealthy and well known family. When Shen Lian was recalled back to the Shen family, he was entitled for part of the grandfather’s inheritance and businesses. Despite the grand value, Shen Lian did not take a cent with him when he decided to leave the family. Why would he leave this comfortable life behind? His journey with this new identity brought him into this new world as he travelled between realms in search of knowledge to improve his Daoist skills. As he conquered trial after trial, would he become the chosen one? Will he succeed in becoming the Daoist Master? Only time will tell.
The world is like a chessboard.“I do not want to be treated as a chess piece by the players!”Defeat in this chess is tantamount to the destruction of my body and I’ll thoroughly disappear! Victory in this chess and I’ll have a very long life!With the help of an ancient Weiqi piece, Gu Hai arrived at the Divine Province Mainland!Heavenly Dao is eternal, however life is limited, making heaven and earth pieces of a chessboard, then in the end transformed into a loess, vanishing like faded smoke and scattered clouds. Nevertheless people still jump out of the chessboard, and these people are already prepared for their death while playing chess against the heavens, and perhaps win eternal life for themselves?“I’ve come, and I want to live through 10,000 lives without any boundaries!”