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Chapter 44 - A Fragrant Shower

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Chapter 44 - A Fragrant Shower

Sayana's expression tightened as her brows creased upon seeing these five youngsters. Viktor could clearly read the atmosphere between them and conclude that these five belonged to the typical bullies category.

However, he didn't say anything and wanted to see what they were going to do.

Tina came forward and looked at Sayana closely, "Why so silent, Saya? Don't tell me you forgot us now that you got into that hotshot and prestigious university?"

"Yes, and you also didn't give us treats," Megan said with pursed lips.

"Treat! Yay! Let's have one!" Leo, who was standing at the back, suddenly jumped forward excitedly, making Sayana step back a bit only to have her back press against Viktor.

"Oh, oh. We are sorry. Are we interrupting something?" Roy asked with a shifty smile as he slowly walked forward.

"Aww, where are our manners?" Tina said with a slight head shake and then looked at the tall boy standing close to Sayana, "What's your name Mr.Giraffe?"

"Hehehe…" The others snickered and giggled, making Sayana frown, but Viktor replied in a low voice as his chest heaved up and down, "Dorian."

"Are you her boyfriend, Dorian?" Tina asked as she twirled her hair.

Sayana was about to say something when Viktor replied, as a matter of fact, "Yes. I am."

His answer made Sayana's eyebrows raise, wondering why he would claim himself to be her boyfriend, and at the same time, she couldn't help but feel her thoughts race.

Tina's brows raised, "Oooh, you got yourself a boyfriend, huh? Wow, Saya. It seems like you have finally matured into a woman."

"I know, right. To think that the ol' bookworm would be getting a boyfriend this fast, hehe."

Sayana wanted to clear up the misunderstanding but seeing their expressions, she didn't feel like talking to them at all. All she wanted was to leave somehow and get away from them.

"She also didn't tell us about it either. So, Saya, how about a treat to celebrate both?" Megan asked with a jeering smile.

Sayana forced a smile and said, "Maybe later, guys. Now I have to get back home, and I also don't have any extra money with me now."

"No money? I guess people living in mansions must be experiencing some kind of poverty, huh? And leeches would always be poor even if they ride on the back of a butterfly. Tch, look, now she doesn't need us anymore. How cold. But fortunately for you, we are very good friends and have decided to give you a treat instead. So where's that drink we bought, guys?"

Ron took out a green bottle from his large pocket with a smile and gave it to Megan, "Here it is."

Sayana saw that it was a cold drink which seemed like a new one seeing how it was filled to the brim. But she felt suspicious why these people would even buy her a drink since the last thing they would do was give her a treat.

Viktor frowned as he felt that the bottle didn't exactly contain only the cool drink but something as well which had an unpleasant smell, and he clearly recognized what it was.

Before Sayana could say anything, Viktor came forward and looked at Megan's eyes as he said nervously, "That seems like a nice cool drink. But is it a new one, or did it lose its fizz already? It's just that I love a soda with a lot of fizz," As he asked his question, his eyes glowed crimson for a very brief moment, but it was too subtle and fast for anybody to notice, even Megan.

Megan pinched her lips and said in a peeved tone, "Of course, it is new! Let me show you since you seem so doubtful, hmph."

Before the others could wonder what Megan was talking about, they saw her opening the bottle while shaking the bottle vigorously.

"Megan, what the hell are you doing?" Ron asked with a bewildered expression.

Megan turned around as she continued to shake the bottle, as the fizz began to bubble up vigorously and answered them with a shrug, "What? I am trying to prove to him that this is a new bottle. Here, you guys verify for me."

Viktor subtly moved back along with Sayana, who was distracted, wondering what Megan was trying to do.

"Wait!" Pinkie shouted, but it was too late when Megan popped off the cap, and all the soda mixed with a certain something burst out from the bottle like a volcano and sprayed onto the other four.

"Ugh!"

"Fuck!!!!"

"Ewwwww!"

"Whaaaa!!"

The girls panicked as they closed their eyes and waved their hands to shield themselves while the boys stumbled and fell on their butts.

Pinkie, who was closest to Megan, pushed the bottle away to prevent more of the smelly liquid from drenching her body.

"Nooo!!!"

Megan's eyes widened when the rest of the soda spilled all over her body and even her hair, making it stick to her face.

Sayana couldn't believe what just happened, but suddenly she smelled a foul smell coming from all the five youngsters, which smelled no different than urine.

Everything clicked inside her head as she realized that the cool drink they offered obviously was mixed with someone or probably one of them's urine as well.

She winced in disgust, knowing that they were planning to play such a dirty prank on her, and she did not dare to imagine if she happened to drink it without knowing anything. But she anyway had no plans in drinking it since the last thing she would do would be to trust to take anything from these five.

But seeing them drenched with the urine mixed with soda, she couldn't help but beam inwardly, thinking that they got what they deserved.

She couldn't help but look at Dorian, asking himself indirectly what was going on with them and why Megan even entertained his question. In her opinion, she felt that Megan was not someone who would bother to answer such questions that too from people she looks down on.

But seeing how startled he was and the others were as well, she felt that this was a freak incident, and Megan might have hit her head somewhere before.

However, all the five youngsters looked quite pitiful and dirty, especially the foul stench coming off them.

The three girls had their hairs sticking to their heads, unpleasantly wet, and their clothes had faint yellowish stains all over.

The two boys were no better as their expressions became ugly and twisted while making spitting sounds as if trying to spit out the foul drink that entered their mouths.

Leo had the most twisted expression since he was the one who pissed in his drink, planning to give it to Sayana and, if possible, see her drink it before them.

But now, he was the one who drank his own piss, and that made him feel like vomiting his guts out.

As the four stood up, they gave death stares towards a shocked Megan who had no idea what just happened and why she even bothered to answer Dorian.

"What the fuck, Megan?!"

"Are you out of your fucking mind?"

"Fuckkk!! Megan, what the fuck did you just do?"

All four of them were cursing at the stunned Megan, who suddenly got up with a shaken expression and said, "I-I don't know...you guys have to believe me. It's all because he asked me this stupid question, and I just…" Megan regretted the fact that she did something so stupid, but at the same time, she couldn't understand why she did it other than having the intense urge to prove him wrong.

"Are you guys alright?" Viktor worriedly asked as if he had no idea what just happened.

Megan looked at Dorian and gritted her teeth, thinking that everything went wrong only because he talked to her and decided to shift the blame towards him, "It was all his fault! He was the one who asked me to show if that stupid soda was new or not."

Viktor inwardly had a 'what the fuck' expression.

"You are not off the hook, Megan. But you are right...it seems like this giraffe here is the cause of all bad luck."

"No wonder he is Saya's boyfriend. A fuck-up can only bang with a fuck-up."

Viktor shook his head inwardly, wondering if all these five were having below 0 IQ since the way they went along with Megan shifting the blame just was too smooth for even a person with 200 IQ to understand.

Sayana wrinkled her nose and pulled Dorian back since she felt ill intentions coming from their eyes and felt that they were extremely pissed off.

But she couldn't help but be disgusted by their comments, and whatever pity she felt for their pitiful look was thrown out the window.

"Heh, Dorian, is it? How about you compensate us for this fuck-up that was caused because of you and because of your lousy girlfriend for whom we prepared even a drink!" Leo said with a snort as he tried his best to hold back his breath. He didn't want to just run away from the spot and appear like a loser before his friends and especially not before these two standing before him.

Viktor frowned and said in a strained voice, as if he was mustering up all his courage, "Y-You should ask Megan. And this smell...how do you even have the audacity to ask for money when you literally fell on your own piss." Viktor wrinkled his nose as he pinched it, "Ughh, you stink worse than the pig in my old farm. At least it had a beautiful heart compared to you who tried to prank your friend. I-I hope no woman ever becomes a girlfriend with a 'fuck-up' like you."

Sayana had a look of disbelief seeing how Dorian was running off his mouth but seeing how his hands were fidgeting and hearing the nervousness in his voice, she felt that he was somehow forcing himself to say all this.

However, hearing how he called Leo a 'fuck-up', she knew he was trying to stand up for her and felt a pluck on her heartstrings. But at the same time, she was worried for him and became alert.

Leo's face puffed up like a red balloon, unable to stand it since he felt like he was thoroughly humiliated before the girls as well since they would later roast him for having his piss fall on them.

His expression became dark as he lunged forward at Dorian, "You dare, you loser!!"

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