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Chapter 3: Big brother, save me!

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Chapter 3: Big brother, save me!

Lin Yan walked forward calmly.

As he walked, he held up his hand in a French military salute to show he was harmless.

He wasn't sure how terrifying a Level 20 player's physical prowess was.

They could probably spit on him and kill him.

He had to get as close as possible to Arno’s room.

Lin Zefu glanced at him.

“He’s quite well-behaved. You guys go put out the fire.” He turned his head: “You’re new, what’s your name?”

Lin Zefu summoned his panel, ready to check his background.

Lin Yan remained silent.

He just kept slowly moving forward, pointing at his mouth: “Aba aba…”

“Oh? A mute? Caused by a Unique skill defect?”

Lin Zefu scratched his head.

This situation was quite rare; he guessed the new guy was scared stiff by the fire man just now.

“Which room are you staying in?”

Lin Yan stopped, speaking clearly and precisely: “Right here.”

Lin Zefu’s eyes widened. He could talk! Then why was he acting so well?

While Lin Zefu’s brain was frozen for half a second,

Lin Yan decisively pulled open the door beside him, turned, and rolled inside!

The room was pitch black!

It reeked of sweat.

A massive figure stood with his back to him, lifting dumbbells.

He turned his head!

A pair of crimson eyes looked as if they would kill him any second!

His entire body suddenly flashed with afterimages!

Lin Yan held the wooden box high above his head with both hands!

He shouted with all his might: “Big Brother Arno! I got your glucose back!”

He paused.

That killing intent abruptly stopped!

He got up and took a step forward….

Lin Yan could see the bathroom mirror out of the corner of his eye and knew what kind of monster was in front of him!

He was over two meters tall.

His muscles bulged grotesquely all over his body, like a collection of sinews forcibly pieced together.

He looked like an overinflated, skinned frog.

His black vest was stretched to the point of tearing, and he had a small tuft of spiky hair on his head.

His eye sockets were very large and dark.

Inside, a pitch-black glow flickered with crimson light, a light imbued with death.

A dark version of Changshu Arno!

Cold sweat ran down Lin Yan’s back… He observed Arno’s reaction through the bathroom mirror.

His Bribery Unique skill wouldn’t betray him, would it?

Arno seemed unable to believe his eyes, and with trembling hands, he picked it up!

He sniffed it deeply as if it were some rare delicacy.

His voice trembled.

“Good! Good! I… I never use supplements, not even protein powder.”

Lin Yan immediately replied: “Of course not.”

A notification suddenly sounded in his ear!

“Congratulations! You have unlocked “Changshu Arno” at Max Affection Level!”

“Currently available copyable entry: Spiky Head!”

“Max Affection Level: You can exercise “Big Brother, Help Me” once daily. If your friend is on the same floor as you, they can instantly teleport to your side to complete the request.”

Bribery successful!

According to the apartment’s settings, non-human anomalies cannot open their own doors.

But his spell could instantly teleport anomalies; this was like a call for help.

“Bang!”

The door behind Lin Yan banged a few times.

With kicks and shoves, he was furious to the extreme!

“Damn it! Get out here! I’ll f*ck your mother!”

“Hmph!”

Arno’s eyebrows furrowed, and his exaggerated muscles rippled.

He said grimly: “Who’s outside the door?”

Lin Yan’s Oscar-worthy acting began.

He sighed heavily.

“Brother, I offended a few people to get this… I almost died on the way.”

He extended a large hand.

He had a sense of self-sacrificing righteousness.

“No problem, Brother Arno! This was all voluntary on my part! I’ve caused you trouble!”

With that, he was about to walk out the door.

“Hey!”

Arno pulled Lin Yan back with one hand.

His voice was hoarse.

“Little brother, you brought me something and got into trouble! Your Brother Arno is not afraid of trouble!”

Outside the door.

Lin Zefu was so angry that snot bubbles came out.

He was thin, his nose was red, and his speech had a heavy nasal tone.

“Check this room number! I’m going to make you live a life worse than death in this apartment!”

A subordinate beside him summoned his panel.

He tapped a few times.

“Boss, this room number isn’t registered!”

Lin Zefu slammed his fist on the door.

“Alright! Get someone to bring cement and seal it up! I’ll let you rot and stink inside!”

He didn’t try to open the door.

Only the player themselves can open their own residences.

They also cannot be attacked, making them absolutely safe private spaces.

Lin Zefu had been in the apartment for over two years, and his Unique skill was good, so he grew quickly.

He was now a mid-level cadre of the Fire Dragon Guild, and pure rookies had to bow and scrape to him.

You dare to mess with me?

“Get out of the way!”

Lin Zefu pinched his nostrils.

His nose glowed dark red, and a large blob of viscous snot, accompanied by sparks, shot out!

“Click!”

Unexpectedly!

The door opened by itself!

A powerful surge of pressure was released from inside the door!

That massive body stood in front of Lin Zefu.

The burning snot landed right at the junction of his two legs.

“Huh?”

In just one minute, you’ve exercised to this state?

Lin Zefu’s mind went blank, and then Arno suddenly pinched his head with one hand.

He was lifted straight up!

The enormous Arno slightly lowered his head, ducked under the doorframe, and walked out, still holding Lin Zefu’s head!

The hallway lights suddenly flashed a warning red!

They blinked three times consecutively!

A Danger Level 3 anomaly!

Equivalent to a fully equipped Level 35 player!

Numerically speaking, they couldn’t even escape an arrow now.

Lin Zefu shrieked!

The sharp pain from his skull made him writhe like a loach!

“Ahhhhh!”

Arno lowered his head, brushed his pants, extinguishing the snot-fire, leaving an unexplainable mess.

He frowned, and angry growls emanated from his throat.

“You want to burn my door…”

He tightened his grip, and Lin Zefu’s forehead quickly made a sound like an eggshell cracking.

“Ahhhhh—!”

“And you want to kill my brother?”

The remaining five or six subordinates were stunned on the spot, looking inside the door. The newcomer was gloating at them.

What exactly was going on?

This wasn’t his room.

He opened the door of a dangerous anomaly, went inside, and the anomaly not only didn’t kill him!

It even came out to kill people for him?

Why?

Although Lin Zefu was a Level 20 player,

He was nothing in front of a Danger Level 3 monster!

The enraged Arno grabbed his head with both hands and squeezed slightly—

Bang!

It was like a heart-shaped egg bursting in his hand.

Lin Zefu’s legs hung limply in the air, lifeless.

“Run!”

Arno didn’t care at all. He turned back and put his hand on the door frame: “You hide inside, I’ll handle things.”

Lin Yan nodded, “I know, I’ll sit at the kids’ table.”

“Bang!”

The door was slammed shut.

Lin Yan soon heard screams.

The sound of bones breaking and heavy thuds against the wall echoed.

The smell of blood seemed to permeate through the door.

He couldn’t help but smile; his mindset was exceptionally stable.

He didn’t kill anyone.

What did it have to do with him?

Even chanting Amitabha would count as accumulating good karma!

“Obtained: 95,000 Containment Vouchers!”

“Obtained: Chen Yongren’s Police Badge, Nurse’s Scissors, First Aid Spray x6”

95,000 Containment Vouchers!

So much money!

His good friend helped him kill people, and the reward went directly into his account?

The door was knocked on again.

Lin Yan opened the door and felt a suffocatingly strong smell of blood hit his face.

Outside the door.

The quiet corridor had turned into a wet, human hell.

Behind Arno.

The limbs of several people were kneaded into an enormous ball of flesh.

Thick blood, accompanied by scattered internal organs.

Their expressions were still frozen with the terror they felt before death.

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