Chapter 56: Stop teasing this silly kid, the more you tease him, the stupider he gets... (two chapters in one)
The video starts.
The Q version of Silver Wolf appeared on the light screen.
"I'm Silver Wolf, a professional gamer." She introduced herself, "Because the game record was deleted by Xiao Heizi, I have to play again."
At this time, a voice suddenly came from the side: "Wow, this game is so realistic! Look, I can jump!"
It was Xing, holding the handle in his hand, looking excited.
Seeing Xing's unseen expression, Silver Wolf was a little speechless: "...I kind of regret asking this guy to double queue."
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on the screen.
Heita: "Who do you think is Little Heizi?"
Sylva: "Haha, Brother Chicken's influence is really everywhere."
Silver Wolf: "Whoever blocked my 76 accounts will be blamed."
Black Tower: "Believe it or not, when you get your game records back, I will ban you again?"
Silver Wolf: "You dare!"
Black Tower: "But I probably don't need to take action. If you dare to find a star to play in a duo queue, you probably won't be able to get back your game records."
Silver Wolf: "Well... I can't refute this. Why would I let Xing play duo queue with me? It doesn't make sense."
Xing: "What do you mean by this? Look down on me? Let me tell you, my game level is also very strong!"
Xing: "Watch me take the silver wolf off later!"
March [-]: "Xing, why don't I remember what games you played on the train?"
Xing: "Of course you can't see it. I open Lianliankan every time I go to the toilet, and I've reached more than 100 levels now!"
Silver Wolf: "...I suddenly felt very uneasy."
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In the video.
Silver Wolf and Star have entered the world of the game.
This is a war shooting themed game.
There were bombers flying over in the sky with a "rumbling" sound.
Below the bomber, Xing was lying on the wall with a telescope, observing the enemy's movements.
Silver Wolf hid behind the wall and asked, "How's it going? Did you see anything?"
Xingque replied: "Is there a bug in your telescope? Why is there a gradually increasing aperture?"
Silver Wolf was stunned: "Huh?"
The next second, a laser beam engulfed the telescope and Xing's head.
"Ooohhhhhh~" Xing screamed for a while before falling to the ground, "I'm down, pull me up, pull me up!"
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on the screen.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Luca: "You fell too fast!"
Sylva: "First Blood!"
Silver Wolf: "Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Is this what you call taking me off?"
Heita: "I didn't expect a kill so quickly. I thought Xing could last at least a minute."
March [-]: "The aperture that God has enlarged is obviously someone's attack, right?"
Pam: "It's over, it's over, the star passenger's IQ is directly related to the March [-]th passenger, Pa."
March [-]: "Pam! What do you mean by this! It's obvious that stars are more intelligent, right?!"
Xing: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! I must have just not adapted for a while. After I adapt, that's when I will start killing people!"
Silver Wolf: "You are responsible for the quacking, and your opponent is responsible for the random killing, right?"
Xing: "Huh, just wait and see! There will be a reversal later!"
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In the video.
The perspective is given to Star and Silver Wolf's opponents.
It was a strong man wearing an iron helmet and a enchanting-looking shemale.
The strong man said: "The guy across from me clearly saw me firing the fragmentation bomb, but he actually caught it with my face. He is a cruel person!"
The shemale also echoed: "She is that Silver Wolf's teammate, how can she be just an idle person!"
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on the screen.
Everyone laughed even louder.
March [-]: "Hahahahaha, my opponent may never think of it. Xing is just a dish."
Qingque: "But I have to say that Xing is indeed a ruthless person when it comes to confronting him with his face."
Silver Wolf: "Oh, my reputation as a professional player will be ruined by Xing."
Xing: "Okay, I will definitely show off my power in the future! It's just a short adaptation period now."
Silver Wolf: "...The more you say this, the more uneasy I become."
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In the video.
The perspective was given to Xinghe Silver Wolf again.
Xing was currently drinking a blood bottle to replenish his blood volume.
Silver Wolf said: "I'm embarrassed. I'm being held back by them. I have to think of a way."
"They've stopped moving." Xing replied, "Maybe they've run away."
"I don't know." Silver Wolf said, "By the way, I didn't press the jump button on that controller just now, right?"
"No, look." Xing said, jumping up and down.
At this time, a red laser shot from a distance and hit her in the back of the head.
"Uh... I'm down, pull me up! Pull me up!" Xing lay on the ground again.
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on the screen.
Everyone was crazy about it.
Siluva: "Hahahaha, I can say that I scored twice."
Qingque: "I didn't know it just now, but I know it now. Obviously, he didn't run away."
Kafka: "This silly boy..."
Dan Heng: "Xing, if you have time, also communicate with people outside of March."
March [-]: "Dan Heng, what do you mean by this?!"
Dan Heng: "Nothing else, I just hope Xing can make more friends."
March [-]: "Oh, so that's it."
Xing: "Yin Lang, you actually cheated me! It would be unkind to not avenge this!"
Silver Wolf: "That's because you are stupid, but you can't blame me. You are like this, and you still want to take me to take off?"
Xing: "You don't understand this. Have you ever heard of a word called great wisdom and foolishness?"
Silver Wolf: "Well... I think there is a difference between being wise and foolish and being really stupid."
Qingque: "Haha, from the opposite perspective, Xing is probably extremely arrogant."
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In the video.
The opponents of Xing and Silver Wolf do think that Xing is very arrogant.
The strong man said: "That ruthless man jumped like crazy and provoked. Isn't he a little too contemptuous?"
"Don't take action rashly! She is that Silver Wolf's teammate, there must be something deceitful!" the ladyboy said.
the other side.
Xing has been pulled up, and his blood volume has returned to healthy.
"These two guys are so shady, they started to behave badly after beating me." Xing said angrily.
After hearing this, Silver Wolf had an idea and said, "By the way, I just saw a bunch of Xingqiong on the ground over there."
"Eh? Where is it? Where is it?" As soon as he heard Xing Qiong, Xing's eyes lit up and he immediately stuck his head out to take a look.
But what greeted her was not Xingqiong, but machine gun fire from her opponent.
Silver Wolf, on the other hand, took advantage of his opponent's attention to focus on Xing, struck with precision, and shot him in the head with one shot.
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on the screen.
Xing couldn't bear it anymore.
Xing: "That's too much! You lied to me again! And in the game, even if there is Xing Qiong, it's virtual!"
Silver Wolf: "Only in this way can you, a rookie, play a role."
Xing: "Who said I'm a rookie? You have the ability to make me face you."
Silver Wolf: "I can't control this video."
Xing: "It's easy. Why don't we team up and play a game in real life? Just this afternoon."
Silver Wolf: "Okay, don't cry if you get beaten up."
Xing: "Humph, just watch me show off!" Qingque: "It's interesting, remember to record it and post it online. This is the current world version of the other world video."
March [-]: "It's not good, what if I really get beaten up..."
Xing: "Don't worry, just put it online! Because what is posted is definitely a picture of me crushing all sentient beings!"
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I don’t know if the stars can crush all sentient beings in the afternoon.
But what is certain is that the stars in the video did not crush all living beings.
She crawled back to the wall and said, "It's a rubbish game, the experience is terrible!"
the other side.
"I didn't listen to you, and it turned out to be a scam." The strong man said while lying on the ground.
"I told you there were scams and scams, but you didn't believe me. Why are you always like this? It was the same last time. I don't think this team can be formed!" The ladyboy turned away.
"Don't be like this, please listen to my explanation."
"Explain, explain, if the explanation is useful, why do you need a Star Destroyer? Humph!"
"Um...you pull me up first." The strong man stretched out his hand.
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on the screen.
Sylva: "Haha, Xing's opponents are also a bit interesting."
Esta: "If the explanation is useful, why do you need a Star Destroyer? Yeah, yeah, that's a famous quote."
Xing: "Everyone, be careful. Don't offend the person above. The person above really has a Star Destroyer."
Esta: "Xing, you sound like I'm cruel. I won't use Star Destroyers every now and then."
Xing: "Yeah, yeah, you're right."
Bronya: "Is this the so-called truth wherever the artillery fire reaches?"
Esta: "..."
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In the video.
The perspective came to Xinghe Silver Wolf again.
"The big cripple on the other side will give you a chance to show off." Silver Wolf said to Xing, "I'll cover you while you rush over."
Xing sighed: "Well... I don't want to play anymore."
Her eyes were dead.
"No, here, these are paid props." Silver Wolf opened the prop mall, "The movement speed is accelerated by 500%, and the movement is as smooth as cheating."
With the blessing of Qian's ability, Xing's eyes came to life again: "Wow, I should have brought out such a good thing earlier!"
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on the screen.
Xing: "I smell conspiracy again. Silver Wolf, you want to trick me again!"
Silver Wolf: "How can I say that I'm cheating on you? Look, I've given you krypton gold."
Qingque: "Yes, the paid props are given away as promised. Isn't this a conspiracy?"
Sylva: "Accelerate by 500%. Such a strong effect must not be cheap."
Xing: "No, no, no, I have a hunch that things won't be that simple."
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It must be said that Xing's premonition was quite accurate.
In the video.
I saw Silver Wolf taking out another vest after adding a 500% acceleration buff to Xing.
"If you put on this top-quality armor again, your defense will increase by 500%. If you dodge, I will lose." She said.
I saw that the vest was covered with long red things.
The two ends of the long object are also connected with red and blue lines.
After Xing Zai put it on, he also felt something was wrong: "Why does it look like Crazy Ivan?"
"This is the explosive retro style that has been popular recently." Silver Wolf explained, "It is cool and breathable and can give opponents a sense of risk-taking intimidation, which is very popular."
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on the screen.
Qingque: "What a blast of retro style!"
March [-]: "No matter how you look at it, this is a real bomb! Silver Wolf, are you taking the bamboo shoots?"
Sambo: "It's both acceleration and bombs. I understand, Silver Wolf wants to use the tactic of mutual destruction!"
Esta: "It's just that the only one who has to die with his opponent is Hoshi."
Xing: "I knew this guy had no good intentions! This game is really bad!"
Silver Wolf: "Oh, this is also part of the strategy."
Xing: "Why don't you implement this tactic yourself?"
Silver Wolf: "Have you ever seen any team where the elites self-destructed? Of course they were all rookies serving as cannon fodder."
Xing: "Don't act like a rookie. I must let you know how powerful I am this afternoon!"
Silver Wolf: "We'll see!"
March [-]: "Speaking of Silver Wolf's clumsy remarks, will the star in the video accept it?"
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The star in the video accepted.
Not only did he accept it, he looked very excited.
"Wow!" she said, "I feel like I'm full of artistic bacteria now!"
"That's right, you are now capable of 1V5, hurry up and rush." Silver Wolf had a smile of success on his face.
Xing didn't notice it at all and said with a smile: "Look, you have to rely on me at the critical moment. How can you win without me?"
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on the screen.
Qingque: "Stop teasing this silly kid. The more you tease him, the stupider he will become."
Cocolia: "The silly boy has no idea what he is going to face."
Sylva: "What a person full of art bacteria!"
March [-]: "So the so-called art bacteria refer to the red, long, and explosive things, right?"
Xing: "This is all a show effect! If it weren't for the video, would I be able to see through Silver Wolf's statement to fool fools?"
Silver Wolf: "I heard that as long as you throw the garbage out of the Star Dome Train window, you can get Star Joan."
After a few seconds.
Xing: "You're talking nonsense. I almost flew out after opening the window."
March [-]: "Oh."
Qingque: "Alas."
Sylva: "Oh."
Xing: "What are you doing? Why are you sighing?"
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And at this time in the video.
Hearing Xing's confident speech, Silver Wolf chuckled: "It's so funny, I just want to give you some gaming experience."
She spread her hands and said, "If you can lose in this fish pond game, I will perform circles on the space station wearing a black tower suit."
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on the screen.
When everyone heard the keyword, they all became commotion for a while.
Esta: "What did I hear? Black tower clothes?"
Sylva: "Silver Wolf's line reminds me of the title. It seems we can't win this round."
March [-]: "Yinlang, you are so cruel to yourself, you dare to swear such a poisonous oath of social death."
Silver Wolf: "It's impossible, there's no reason to lose! I fooled that fool into self-destruction, how could I lose?"
Xing: "Hey, hey, hey, this is on the barrage, don't insult me so blatantly!"
Silver Wolf: "What point did I overlook?"
Star: "Don't ignore me!"
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In the video at this time.
"That's all I have to say. This situation must be won. Hahahahahaha~"
With a barbell-like laughter, Xing rushed out like the wind.
"He ran really fast." Silver Wolf commented, "Well, the distance is about the same."
After she hid in the bunker, she took out a remote control and said, "I finally have a chance to try this self-destruct suit."
"Game Over~" Silver Wolf pressed the button confidently.
however……
At this time, Xingjue returned to Silver Wolf like a gust of wind, and said with a silly smile: "Hey, I forgot to pick up the gun."
Silver Wolf: "!!!"
(End of this chapter)