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Someone moved the video in Luofu, and Jing Yuanyuan died at the beginning

Someone moved the video in Luofu, and Jing Yuanyuan died at the beginning

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Chapter 192: The bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin

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Chapter 192: The bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin

Chapter 193 The bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin

on the screen.

March [-]: "Can this also be activated?"

Xing: "It seems that our colleagues next door are really popular. We can't lag behind."

Silver Wolf: "What do you want?"

Xing: "What can I do? I'm not the planner."

Silver Wolf: "What if you are the planner?"

Xing: "If I were planning, I would definitely add a dress-up system first, such as JK, maid, HIS... everything!"

Xing: "And you can increase your favorability through physical touch."

Xing: "After the favorability level is full, you can...hehehehe."

Xing: "Of course! The most important thing is that the protagonist is me!!"

Yin Lang: "Finally we meet Tu Qiong Dagger, right?"

Silver Wolf: "Also...have you forgotten that this is a 12+ game?"

Xing: "Yes, but 18+ is a subset of 12+. Theoretically, the content of 18+ fully meets the definition of 12+."

Silver Wolf: "..."

Qingque: "It makes so much sense, I almost believed it."

……

Video continues.

Now comes the next little story.

Su Shang appeared on the screen and exclaimed: "Wow!

"Is this Rakshasa's coffin!?"

"Ahem." Rakshasa coughed twice and corrected her, "Miss, to be precise, it was the coffin I brought."

Su Shang said: "You and I are still talking about foreign languages?

“Isn’t Die meant to die? "A meaning."

……

on the screen.

Xing: "Look, it's not difficult for her at all."

March [-]: "Speaking of which, Miss Su Shang actually understands foreign languages. This is something we didn't expect."

Qing Que: "Is it possible that Miss Su Shang is actually quite knowledgeable?"

Gui Naifen: "No, this situation only appears in videos."

Gui Naifen: "And even in the video, the fact that Chang Chang is very knowledgeable is really a bit too science fiction."

Su Shang: "...Xiao Guizi, are we still good friends?"

Gui Naifen: "That's why. When getting along with friends, you have to be honest."

Gui Naifen: "I can't tell lies with my eyes open."

Su Shang: "..."

Gui Naifen: "However, Changshang, don't belittle yourself. You still have many advantages."

Su Shang: "For example?"

Gui Naifen: "I can sleep."

Su Shang: "..."

……

Video continues.

At this time, Su Shang asked Rakshasa again: "Isn't it tiring to carry such a big coffin? "Why not get a smaller one?"

……

on the screen.

Xing: "Compared to this, the more important question is why Rakshasa carries a coffin, right?"

March [-]: "Also, the coffin is for people, no matter how small it is, how small can it be?"

Xing: "Actually, it should be smaller. For example, let the passengers inside change their positions and squeeze in."

Star: "Or compress the passengers inside."

Xing: "Or maybe just burn it to ashes? Wouldn't this maximize the use of space?"

March 6: "Passengers inside: [-]."

Silver Wolf: "Are you searching for: urn?"

……

Video continues.

In the video.

Rakshasa replied to Su Shang: "Because the bigger the coffin is, the more expensive the coffin is.

“The more expensive the coffin, the higher the expense.

“The more overhead, the smaller the budget.

“The smaller the budget, the smaller the coffin.

"So the bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin."

Su Shang fell into silence.

……

on the screen.

Xing: "Uh... well-founded and convincing."

March [-]: "We feel like our brain was raped just now." Siluva: "Hahaha, this reasoning is so perfect and very convincing."

Qingque: "This conclusion seems wrong, but there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it?"

Su Shang: "Ah ah ah, I can't figure it out. My brain feels like it's on fire."

Gui Naifen: "Shang Shang, don't embarrass yourself."

Walter: "Actually, this is not difficult to understand."

Walter: "The complete conclusion is: the bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffin will be in the future."

March [-]: "Oh!! As expected of Uncle Yang, he is so smart!"

Xing: "March, do you understand Uncle Yang's explanation? Why am I still confused?"

March [-]: "I don't understand. We are just trying to support Uncle Yang."

star:"……"

……

The video continues to play.

Su Shang thought for a long time, but obviously did not understand Rakshasa's logic.

Then he changed the question: "What is in this coffin?"

……

This issue also attracted the attention of the audience.

Xing: "Yes, some say that Rakshasa's coffin is Miss Jingliu, and some say it is a star core, so what exactly is there?"

March [-]: "Many times, the truth of things is extremely unexpected."

March [-]: "Maybe what's in that coffin is neither Miss Jingliu nor Star Core."

March [-]: "This is the detective's intuition."

Xing: "Then what else do you think might be inside?"

March [-]: "Well... it's possible... it's possible that it's filled with Immortal Happy Tea?"

March [-]: "Isn't he a businessman? Maybe he bought some goods."

Xing: "Uh, let's bring the star core into Luofu with Miss Jingliu, and then sell milk tea on the way, right?"

Xing: "March, I think you want to drink milk tea?"

March [-]: "Hey, it's a bit."

Xing: "I just thought of a possibility, which is much more likely than what you said."

March [-]: "What do you mean?"

Xing: "Look, isn't that coffin alive?"

Xing: "So is there a possibility that once you open it, it will be filled with internal organs such as heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys?"

March Seventh: "..."

March [-]: "Although I have to admit that your statement is very reasonable."

March [-]: "But this is too shameful!"

Qingque: "...Xing's guess is really disgusting."

Xing: "Then Qingque, what other possibilities are there?"

Qingque: "I won't guess, let's just watch how the Rakshasa in the video responds."

……

in the video.

The Rakshasa replied: "Jujiu."

"What?" Su Shang was puzzled.

"As the saying goes, the fairy boat is closed by a dove." Rakshasa explained.

……

on the screen.

March [-]: "It turns out to be another homophonic joke!"

From "Killing people to live longer" to "Jiujiu in a coffin", they encountered a lot of homophonic jokes in the past two days.

Xing: "Coffin Guan Jujiu is in the nuclear boat, right?"

Xing: "Rakshasa, remember to send your business income this month. It will be confiscated."

Rakshasa: "Unfortunately, I am spending this month in prison with no income."

……

In the video at this time.

Su Shang shook her head, still puzzled: "I've never heard of it."

……

on the screen.

When everyone saw it, they were happy.

March [-]: "Haha, the homonymous joke has met its match."

Qingque: "I have never heard of this word, how should you respond?"

Xing: "As expected of you, Su Shang."

Gui Naifen: "Only Shang Shang can be perfectly immune to this homonymous joke."

Su Shang: "Hey, I'm not that good either."

Although I don’t know what everyone’s words mean, it seems like they are praising themselves.

(End of this chapter)

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