Chapter 131 Vomit~I can’t stand it anymore, I’m about to come out~ on the screen.
Xing: "He appeared, it was Xianzhou who was swearing!"
Esta: "It feels like Pepe is barking at people."
March [-]: "Yeah, it's not aggressive enough, but it makes people feel cute."
Xi'er: "I always feel... Fu Taibu and Bronya should have something in common."
Bronya: "???"
The fact that he was not good at talking was made public, which also made Fu Xuan blush.
But she still said harshly on the barrage: "It's just because of my image that I can't say those vulgar words. Don't underestimate me!"
Xing: "Ah~ I know, I know~ Don't be angry, Taibu-sama."
Fu Xuan: "Don't use the tone of coaxing a child!"
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And at this time in the video.
Hearing Fu Xuan's "Xianzhou swear words", Jing Yuan smacked his lips and commented: "Tsk, he's not as aggressive as Yan Qing.
"Such words are of no use to me!"
"Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy!" Fu Xuan shouted again.
"It's useless, it's useless, it's useless!" Jing Yuan shot back.
"Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!!!!"
“It’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use!!!”
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on the screen.
Xing: "The atmosphere gradually became invincible~"
Sambo: "I feel like I'm suddenly high. I'm so high!"
Star: "Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"
Sambo: "Mu da wood da wood da wood da wood da!"
March [-]: "I always feel like these two have to fight each other for at least three pages."
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But in the video.
After Xinghe March [-] and others arrived, the two stopped fighting.
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Xing: "As expected of the ultimate creature March Seven, he easily accomplished what we couldn't do and ended the battle between the two bosses!"
March Seventh: "..."
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At this point the video reaches the seventh story.
[The price of speaking human words]
Still near the Qionguan Formation, there were still two people, Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan.
"So, what is the result of the divination?" Jing Yuan asked Fu Xuan.
"Bounce harder than Geliba~roar~" Fu Xuan spat out a string of unexplained words.
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on the screen.
Star: "What the hell is this?"
Qingque: "Although I don't know what it means, Master Taibu must have a deep meaning when he says this."
Xing: "You were also assimilated by brother Yanqing, right?"
March [-]: "Maybe it's some kind of secret code between Fu Taibu and the general?"
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March [-] did not guess correctly.
In the video.
Jing Yuan didn't understand Fu Xuan's words either.
"Fu Qing? Speak humanly," he said.
"It might be a bit dangerous if I tell you this result." Fu Xuan said.
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on the screen.
Qingque: "Sure enough, Master Taibu has some considerations."
Xing: "Qingque really got it right, but what dangers will there be in the result?"
Fu Xuan: "Perhaps this result involves too much. Just saying it will cause immeasurable consequences."
Fu Xuan: "Although this kind of situation is extremely rare, it cannot be said that it does not happen."
March [-]: "That's really concerning. The more things like this happen, the more people want to know."
Sambo: "I wonder what the shocking secret will be?"
Xiluwa: "But with General Jingyuan's resourcefulness, even if he knows, there shouldn't be any big problems, right?"
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In the video.
Jing Yuan thinks so too. "Hey! I'm a general after all, what's the danger in hearing what you say?" he said.
"Okay... Judging from the divination results, I'm not sure, but..." Fu Xuan said, "It should be... good luck."
As soon as these words came out, Jing Yuan took a breath of air.
Then, several eye-catching red characters "Account Suspected of Violation" were pasted on Jing Yuan's face.
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on the screen.
Silver Wolf: "So that's it. This is indeed very dangerous... very dangerous for the video author."
Xing: "I would like to say one more thing here: money will be deducted for homophonic memes."
March [-]: "That's not the point! What is this video telling Master Taibu to say?"
Fu Xuan: "What's wrong with this? I usually get good fortune from divination."
Fu Xuan: "Although it is generally a certain result, it won't be as uncertain as in the video."
March [-]: "Fu Taibu...didn't you see it?"
Fu Xuan: "What do you see?"
Xing: "It's nothing, Taifu doesn't need to know, um, there's no need to know."
Fu Xuan: "???"
These two unknown guests are really mysterious.
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Fu Xuan has not yet realized the meaning of Xinghe Yuyueqi's words.
In the video, the eighth short story has begun to play.
[How to make tool people obedient]
"Then... I'll leave it to you to fight the big deer." Jing Yuan said to Xing who was standing in front of him.
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on the screen.
Xing: "Sure enough, I had this vague feeling when I was going through this plot."
Xing: "We say we are special soldiers, but in fact we are just tool men!"
Silver Wolf: "Oh? So this little story is about how to handle you? In this case, I have to take a closer look."
Xing: "Taking control of us? Impossible, absolutely impossible! I'm not that easy to control."
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In the video.
Hoshiya certainly didn't act very submissive.
"I feel like I need to see your sincerity," she said.
"Ahem, are you sincere?" Jing Yuan cleared his throat, and then said softly, "Please~Sister Pioneer~ help Jing Yuan~"
His posture was extremely coquettish, and his voice was also very tight, forming a sharp contrast with the tall image of General Jing Yuan.
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on the screen.
Everyone was shocked! March [-]: "Is this the way to do it?!"
March [-]: “We all have goosebumps!”
Xiluwa: "Hahaha, General Jingyuan's reputation is really at stake now."
Kafka: "But it's really interesting to see the majestic General Louvre in this posture."
Walter: "Yes, General Luofu's coquettishness is rare."
Jing Yuan: "..."
He really didn't know what to say.
Qingque: "General, don't pay too much attention... vomit, I'm sorry, my stomach is still a little uncomfortable."
Xing: "General, you are welcome to join the ranks of people whose image has been destroyed. We will be comrades from now on... ugh~ I can't do it anymore, we are about to come out."
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In the video.
Xing also had the same reaction: "Uh uh... I can't do it anymore, I'm going to come out."
"You might have fun letting Fu Qing do this for a while," she said.
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on the screen.
Xing: "Indeed, if it is Fu Taibu, maybe..."
Fu Xuan: "It's impossible, don't even think about it!"
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It's exactly what Fu Xuan said.
In the video.
Jing Yuan launched another wave of coquettish attacks on Fu Xuan: "Fu Qing... help Jing Yuan~"
Fu Xuan's reply was only one word: "Climb!"
"Haha, it seems you are out of luck." Xing said with a chuckle.
(End of this chapter)