TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
The sanctuary where Sejun’s clones reside.
“Sejun No. 1~nim, at this rate, won’t the main body die?”
“Exactly. The main body is so frail, so why can’t he just stay still and why does he keep rushing into things?!”
To the complaint of Destruction Sejun, Santa Sejun responded with a resentful voice.
They were Sejun’s clones. No matter how transcendent a god they may be, if the main body dies, they vanish too.
So, they had many complaints toward the main body Sejun, who kept exposing himself to danger.
Unbeknownst to Sejun, he had overexerted himself preparing for this birthday party, and the balance that Theo had barely managed to restore through a complete transformation was once again faltering.
Originally, it should have been a blessing, but to the main body, it was an excessive blessing, in other words, poison.
A truly fragile and feeble physical body.
“At this rate, if he overdoes it again, something bad will happen. We need to come up with a countermeasure.”
“Sejun No. 1~nim, what are you going to do?”
“Prepare No. 3 to block the main body’s crisis.”
“Yes!”
Hehehe. Escaping from being the youngest.
At Santa Sejun’s decision, Destruction Sejun cheered with delight. Though capable, his fundamental nature was Sejun, so his thoughts often aligned with the main body.
And so, the two decided to raise Sejun No. 3.
Inside Theo’s mental world, the incubator where Sejun’s clones are raised,
Let’s grill some fish!
Let’s make some Churu!
They contacted the super-giant Chairman Park No. 3, who was diligently creating mountains of grilled fish and lakes of churu.
And then.
“Hoohoot. Is it finally time for me to step up?”
Time to show the main body just how amazing I am!
With prideful excitement, the super-giant Chairman Park No. 3 began pondering,
What kind of god should I become?
***
99th floor of the Black Tower.
“Alright.”
Sejun woke up energetically as always.
“Maintain cleanliness.”
He used his skill to clean himself and his companions,
“Meow…”
Kking…
After taking care of the Theo couple and the Blackie Family,
Clunk.
he headed for the Void Storage.
“Sigh.”
104.28.193.250
A deep sigh burst out from Sejun.
To think this is what I’d be doing today, too…
Even on the day of his birthday party, he had to gather ingredients for cooking.
For reference, no one had asked Sejun to cook, and no one was expecting some grand feast either.
Theo may have sold an absurd number of invitations, but refunds could solve that.
Even if wedding guests for Bochi’s ceremony were turned away due to full capacity, no one would say anything.
However, Sejun was the type who hated giving back money that had entered his pocket and secretly enjoyed hardship.
In short, he was bringing hardship upon himself.
So while Sejun continued to work as usual even on his birthday,
“Mehehe. Over here!”
“Nihehe. Mimir unnie, I’m so excited!”
“Uhehehehe. I haven’t eaten in 3 days!”
Guests with invitations and wedding cards started entering, and the 99th floor of the Tower began to fill.
And then.
Whirr.
[Ulrich~nim, there’s no seaweed soup on this side.]
Moo! Moo!
[Got it! Food is coming out, move aside!]
Kkwek.
[We’re short on spoons over here.]
The farm members were busily transporting and setting up seaweed soup, Choco Pie, japchae, honey rice cake, and more that Sejun had prepared.
Kueng!
Cuengi carefully moved a black chocolate cake, shaped like the Black Tower, using telekinesis.
On top of the cake stood chocolate statues of Sejun, his companions, the farm family, and major customers(?), each brimming with life.
At the very front stood Sejun, with both hands on his sides in an attempt to look cool(?). On Sejun’s right knee sat Theo, and hanging from Theo’s tail was Iona. On the straw hat atop his head sat Flamie and Sweetie. On his left side was Cuengi. On his left shoulder sat Paespaes. In his sling bag, Blackie and his subordinates poked their heads out.
A small statue of Toryong was placed on Sejun’s shoe.
To Sejun’s left, Wolgang, Wolha, Heuk Wol-bok, ChuChu, and Black Torch were holding hands. To his right stood Piyot, Uren, Poyo, and the Guardian beasts. On either side of them, mushroom ants and poisonous bees surrounded the cake.
Behind Sejun stood Pink-fur, the Minotaur King, the Black Minotaurs, and wolves. The rest of the figures were made proportional to the number of invitations purchased.
The reason Sejun was able to create such detailed sculptures in a short amount of time was thanks to the Talent: Kneading. Originally, it only applied to stone, but chocolate bricks were also considered as stone and thus could be used.
Though not visible from the front, there were also heartfelt birthday messages from Sejun written on the bases of the statues.
“Aileen, take this.”
Sejun, knowing Aileen would be disappointed if she didn’t get one, sent her a giant chocolate statue made from 50,000 chocolate bricks.
“This one’s for Ace.”
Of course, he sent one to Ace as well. Ace’s was made with 20,000 bricks.
As a result, Mud’s mental state, who had to make an additional 70,000 chocolate bricks, crumbled once again before being barely restored by Hel.
[To the greatest Black Dragon in the world, the one I love and miss the most, Aileen Pritani, from Sejun♥]
“Kuhihihi. I’ll have to put this in the collection vault too.”
Upon seeing the message at the bottom of the statue, Aileen beamed and carried the chocolate statue to the family’s collection vault.
“Ancestors, I’m going to use this spot.”
Clang.
She tossed aside the [Black Lightning], made by wrapping the Great Black Dragon’s scale around the Great Golden Dragon’s horn, and placed her chocolate statue in its place.
And so, Aileen began slowly filling the ancestral collection vault with the gifts Sejun had given her.
“Kuhihihi.”
With satisfied footsteps, she exited the vault.
“Puhihihi. So tasty.”
“Ace, I want to eat chocolate too.”
She reached her hand out toward Ace, who was cherishing his own chocolate statue. Quite boldly.
“No! This was a gift from my brother-in-law to me! Look here, it says ‘To the cute brother-in-law Bongryong Ace Pritani, who loves yonggary chicken!’”
At first, he resisted, but
“Do you really not want to share?”
When Aileen asked him seriously,
“Ah… no. Here…”
With a very reluctant face, Ace broke off the tip of his tail and handed it to Aileen.
But then.
“All of the tail. And the wings too.”
Aileen demanded Ace’s whole tail and wings.
“Puhihiing! Mom!”
Eventually, Ace burst into tears and called for Elizabeth.
“Aileen, I told you not to bully your little brother!”
While Aileen was being scolded by her mother,
Kuong. Kuong.
[No. I think potato flowers would be more suitable over there.]
Pink-fur was supervising the poisonous bees and mushroom ants while decorating the wedding venue.
On both sides of the path where the bride and groom would walk, various flowers from the farm- yellow cherry tomato flowers, white potato flowers, and purple sweet potato blossoms, were arranged in vibrant colors, blessing the couple’s journey to be one walked upon a road of flowers.
“Wow. It’s beautiful.”
So Pink-fur had this kind of talent…
Sejun realized he had misunderstood Pink-fur.
Since she was always training with the Minotaur King, he had thought she had a totally rough personality, but sensitive Pink-fur liked flowers. Of course, she also liked eating them.
For reference, the reason Pink-fur trained with the Minotaur King wasn’t just to become stronger, it was also for health management so she could stay with Cuengi for a long time.
A short while later.
When it was time for the birthday party to start,
Thump. Thump.
Sejun and his companions, riding on the Minotaur King’s shoulders, appeared in front of the birthday cake.
“Then let’s begin the birthday party now! Happy birthda-”
As Sejun started singing,
“Happy birthday, meow~”
Kueng~
(Pip-pip. Happy birthday~)
Kking~
Kuoong~
Moo~
Everyone began singing along, and the other participants started following in clumsy harmony, using singer Paespaes’ song as a guide.
“Happy birth-day to all my beloved ones~”
As the song reached its climax,
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Power of fire.”
Iona cast a giant fire into the sky using her Hellfire magic and simultaneously applied fire resistance and shield magic on the cake via silent casting.
Because the chocolate statue mustn’t melt or break from Hellfire’s heat.
“Okay. Now blow out the fire with a ‘hoo’! Hooo-”
“Hoo, meow!”
“Kyoot-!”
Kkuueeeeng!
(Pip-pip-!)
Kuuooong!
Kkiiing-!
Moo-!
With Sejun’s shout, his companions blew air toward the Hellfire.
Because many of them had strong breath, a massive typhoon arose, but this time, Iona continued to inject magic power, so the Hellfire didn’t extinguish right away and faded at the perfect timing.
Once the candle-blowing was over,
“Cuengi, move the statue. Vice Chairman Theo, claws.”
Kueng!
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”
Snap!
Sejun cleared the statue and had Theo bring out his claws. It was time for the cake-cutting ceremony.
“Everyone, come hold Theo’s paw.”
Ppyak!
Sejun got ready to cut the cake together with everyone.
“Wol-bok, come too.”
Ppyak!
[Okay!]
Ppyaeek!
[Dad, take me too!]
When Sejun called Heuk Wol-bok who was with the other rabbits, he came bringing the whining Black Torch and joined to hold Theo’s front paw.
It would have been nice if Flamie were here…
Sejun felt regret as he thought of Flamie, who couldn’t attend the birthday party because of World Tree School.
But of course, the main character always appears at the end.
[Hehe. Sejun~nim, I’m here! Happy birthday to everyone!]
Flamie, using <Law of Creation: Become Weak When Holding Breath> and <Power: Frail Pretty Girl>, appeared on the 99th floor of the Tower.
“Oh. Flamie, welcome! Did you graduate from World Tree School?”
[Hehe. No, it’s vacation.]
Of course, that was a lie. The World Trees were still being scolded by Flamie’s avatar, Flamie No. 330, while diligently taking nutrient supplements.
“Really? Either way, glad you’re here. Let’s cut the cake together.”
[Hehe. Okay!]
With Flamie’s arrival, the Sejun Family was complete.
“Alright. Let’s cut it.”
They all held onto Theo’s front paw and cut the cake.
Slice.
The cake was cleanly sliced in half, and Heuk Wol-bok took Black Torch and returned to where the other rabbits were.
Heuk Wol-bok was now the ruler of the Red Ribbon Kingdom. He had to care for the other rabbits.
“Happy birthday to everyone! Now, let’s eat!”
With Sejun’s shout, the birthday party truly began and everyone started eating.
And then.
[Mental Strength increases by 70.]
…
..
.
As everyone showered praises after eating Sejun’s food, his Mental Strength began to rise rapidly.
Fortunately, there was no crisis.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie knew the sunfish butler might be in danger, so I raised your Mental Strength a lot! This is great Blackie’s foresight!]
It was because Blackie had significantly increased Sejun’s Mental Strength potential when he suppressed the black dragon in Sejun’s mental world after Sejun received the <Title: Honorary Great Dragon>.
Thanks to that, Sejun didn’t faint and was able to receive everyone’s praise while his Mental Strength increased.
“Hehehe.”
Sejun looked happily at the message of his Mental Strength rising.
At that moment.
“Puhuhut. Great hybrid Chairman Park, accept the birthday present that I, Vice Chairman Theo, and Paespaes have prepared, meow!”
As Theo spoke and pulled a tablet from his bag,
(Baehehe. Sejun~nim, happy birthday!)
Paespaes offered his congratulations to Sejun.
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Cuengi also prepared a gift with Blackie for Dad!]
Cuengi quickly pulled out the gift for Sejun that he had prepared from his snack pouch.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie found it together with Brother Cuengi!]
Blackie made a big show of it.
[Hehet. I prepared a birthday gift for you too, Sejun~nim!]
Flamie also brought out a golden apple.
“Thanks, everyone!”
Before checking the gifts, Sejun first expressed his gratitude.
And then.
“Park Theo, Park Flamie, Park Cuengi, Park Paespaes, Park Blackie, happy birthday. Thank you for being born.”
I’m really fortunate to have met you all.
He met each of their eyes one by one and gave his birthday wishes.
“And I prepared a birthday gift too.”
Overwhelmed with emotion, Sejun felt like he might cry, so he quickly handed out the birthday coupons he had prepared.
Compared to the gifts the five had brought, his was modest, but
“Puhuhut. Exclusive rights to Chairman Park’s knee… Puhuhut. For two years… Puhuhut.”
[Hehe. Basking in the sun for one hour… Hehe. While receiving Sejun~nim’s petting… Hehe.]
Kuehehehe. Kueng… Kuehehehe.
[Hehehehe. Food made by dad… Hehehehe. Until full… Hehehehe.]
(Baehehe. Making a song together… Baehehe. With Sejun~nim… Baehehe.)
Kihihit. Kking… Kihihit.
[Hehe. A coupon to exchange for 100 roasted sweet potatoes… Hehe… for great Blackie by the butler… Hehe.]
The companions were overjoyed, so much that they couldn’t contain their bursting laughter.
Seeing them like that, Sejun also smiled happily.
And so, the unforgettable second birthday party at the Black Tower blossomed in full.
*****
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