The sky is falling! This was Thor's first thought after waking up this morning. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone on the drunken people lying in the banquet hall, Thor woke up with the remnants of a hangover. He smelled of alcohol, his clothes were messy, and he held Loki in his arms. After Sif was angry and left yesterday, he and Loki had a drink. When they felt unsatisfied, they brought in a few barrels of wine and drank until they were stupefied and drunk like other drunkards. It's okay to get drunk and get together with your brothers. Not to mention hugging Loki, it's not surprising even if the two of them hug each other face to face. But just after Loki woke up, he suddenly looked at himself with a complex expression mixed with nostalgia, joy, regret, sadness, etc., and said, "Brother, I miss you so much." Odin is here, Loki actually says he misses him! It was obvious that the two of them had always been together and never separated, and he even called him brother! Although it's not that I didn't bark before, every time I barked in a weird and strange tone, and even added "dear" and "dear" to modify it. But this time, he actually called him "brother" directly, not to encourage him to go to some dangerous places, or to do something deviant that would be scolded by his father if he knew about it.
"Loki, are you sick or poisoned?" Thor hurriedly helped Loki up and touched his forehead, "Or is it because the alcohol has messed up your brain, or is it because you were under some kind of magic? I'll take you to find your father!" "No, brother, I just miss you." Loki hugged Thor, his eyes becoming particularly gentle. The second time he didn’t call him brother in a weird way! Thor was frightened and took a step back. "You know, we haven't lived in such harmony for a long, long time. I remember you turned into a snake when we were eight years old..." "That's because you like snakes." "Yes, yes, I like snakes. I picked you up and played with you, but you suddenly changed back and said to me, 'Hey, surprise!', and then you hit my waist." Sol spoke quickly. soon. "You've never been so...intimate to me since then." "Sorry, I was wrong." Loki looked apologetic and lowered his head to admit his mistake. Thor's eyes widened, and when he heard Loki admit his mistake, his mind seemed to be facing the torrent of energy from the Rainbow Bridge, and he suddenly felt that the sky was about to collapse. "It's over, it's over, my brother, I will definitely cure you. Let's go see father now!" He held his right hand in the air, and Mjolnir flew from the table. After he got it, he quickly spun and flew to Odin's palace. "No, no, I'm fine, brother, and someone will be here for you soon." Loki smiled, the corners of his mouth raised. "immediately?" Thor slowed down his movements and asked, "How long will it take soon?" Loki's illness cannot be delayed!
"3, 2, 1." "Thor!" A sweet female voice came, and Sol looked over after hearing the sound. Sif put on a piece of clothing that he had never seen before. It was not Asgard-style armor, nor gauze like silk, but an unknown black cloth with a clean and simple style. Her trousers were made of another strong blue fabric, very slim and close-fitting. She wore a tan silk scarf around her neck, making her look intellectual and majestic. Thor: (●''●) What's going on? … an hour ago. "Give me a reason why I should help you?" Luke leaned against the doorframe, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit it for himself skillfully. "What do you want? As long as I have everything for you!" Sif stood with her sword in hand, her eyes full of determination, and she quickly backed away when she noticed that Luke was staring at her chest. "This is absolutely not okay. I will only go to bed with the person I like." Luke: (`~) He's just looking at Sif's equipment, okay? Unlike the female warriors last night, the equipment on Sif's body was obviously not ordinary. It was much more refined in workmanship and had a magical aura. He wanted to study it to see if he could imitate it. "Really or not." He was a little curious about Sif's pure love, letting go of his succubus physique, and his voice was magnetic. "I'm not ugly. I'm pretty good in every aspect. Don't you want to give it a try? You don't have to be responsible." "In no mood." Sif answered quickly, showing her determination to push Thor alone. Luke noticed that she was almost the same as before. He only looked at his face, chest, abdomen and crotch more. More than a dozen worlds were superimposed, especially after the elf Luke, who was so good-looking in his own right, joined. He did not dare to completely let go of his succubus physique to outsiders, but Sif actually only made such a small movement. . This is simply the most pure chapter of love! Luke was so moved that he almost shed tears, and restrained his charm, "I didn't expect that you are still a pure lover like me." "Wait a minute, you said you are a pure lover? Skadi and her sisters are still in your room." Sif's face turned blue and she glanced at Luke with disdain. She listened to the sound all night, and she listened to more than a dozen different female voices. Lu Ke looked serious, "My lover is from the Nine Realms. In other words, as long as a woman from the Nine Realms and I are in love, it is considered pure love."
Sif was stunned. It was the first time she heard someone describe the scum as so righteous and refreshing. She gritted her teeth and abandoned her moral integrity for love. "Since we are also pure lovers, can you help me chase Thor?" "But I refuse." Luke shook his head, "Although we are comrades, Luke only helps Luke. I will not do anything that is not beneficial." "Are you not good enough?" "No? Who do you think can't do it?" Lu Ke almost jumped up in anger. Did Xif think that he couldn't attract women except by relying on his superimposed charm value? In his previous life, he was a master of theoretical love, a master of galgame, and a collector of all CG illustrations! How dare Sif question his unique understanding of love! "Just help, if you have a top love expert like me supporting you, you will definitely capture Sol within two days!" Xif's eyes lit up. She didn't have to believe the scumbag's sweet words, but she had to believe in his understanding of love. "Anyway, take off your clothes first." Sif: (￢_￢) Luke took out a set of women's clothing produced on Earth that was stored in the space magic, "I mean to give you a change of clothes." Then don't say it so obscenely! Xif fiercely snatched the clothes, and while studying the styles, she asked doubtfully: "Why do you carry women's clothes with you?" "This is the leftover product of Natasha and I playing cosplay. The time between bad students and female teachers is temporary..." "Stop, I don't want to hear these dirty words from you!" Sif held her forehead, feeling that her heart was gradually turning yellow. She actually realized what it meant just after hearing the first few words. She was really ashamed of her status as an Asgardian warrior. "Do you have any new clothes?" "Yes, on Earth, well... in your words, it's the Atrium." "Forget it, just make do with it." After borrowing Luke's bedroom to change into clothes, Sif felt a little awkwardly and touched the strange fabric, "The clothes in the atrium are pretty good-looking." Compared to the barren clothing styles of Asgard, Earth's clothing does look much better. The smart clothing reveals Sif's graceful figure, and the jeans set off her long legs with a different style. Luke moved his fingers slightly, and a water curtain appeared in front of Sif, reflecting her reflection. "Would Saul like this style?" Sif spoke hesitantly. "Believe me, he likes women who are smart and wise." Luke patted his chest confidently. Jane Foster is a doctor, and it is correct according to the aesthetic standards of the original work.
Only one question remains. "Sif, look smarter." Sif frowned and thought, "What does it mean to be smart?" "Yes, that's it, keep it up!" Luke nodded with satisfaction, "Next, you just need to go directly and tell Thor that you like him, just like Frigga likes Odin." "How could you say it right away?" Sif's expression changed, a little suspicious that this scumbag's kung fu was not up to the mark. "Believe me, many love stories in movies fail because they are too entangled and vague. A straight shot is the way to go. If you poke through the window paper, you will definitely get the answer you want!" Luke warned Sif seriously and patted her on the shoulder, "Come on, you are the best!" "What if I fail?" Luke smiled mysteriously, "I have my own backup plan." He returned to Midgard in two days, and Sif's own failure was none of his business. That’s about it for free services. … "Thor." Sif slowly approached Thor and Loki with a slightly unnatural look on her face. "Hey, Sif, your clothes look really nice. I've never seen you wear them before." Thor looked at Sif's clothes in surprise, "It's just a little thin and has no defense." "I think so too." As a warrior, Sif nodded in approval, "Although the clothes in the courtyard are promising, they are not practical and cannot withstand swords at all." "Atrium clothes?" Thor frowned and opened his mouth in disapproval, "Sif, did you also go to Luke's house last night?" He noticed that Luke sometimes had many female warriors, which was obviously not a very stable relationship. Although he regarded Sif as a brother, he still understood that Sif was a girl. Sif was a little confused whether to deny it or not. She did go to Luke's house, but she just didn't go in. "Yes." "Listen, Luke is a very good warrior...er...mage. He can also be a good friend, but he is definitely not a good partner. Sif, you can definitely find someone else." Sif's face lit up, "Would you be angry if Luke and I were together?" "certainly!"
Thor nodded seriously, it felt so strange how one of his brothers could be slept with by another brother. "I won't be with him. The person I like is you, Thor." Sif said what was in her heart nervously, but she saw that Thor's face across from him did not have an expression of surprise, joy or shyness, but was full of strangeness. "Sif, you are already a member of the Four Warriors of Asgard, why do you want to join again?" Sif:? ? ? Loki, who had been silent until now, suddenly looked embarrassed. "Sorry, I forgot the love guidance I gave Sol before." He sighed and smiled apologetically, "It's okay, let's do it again." Loki stretched out his right hand and pressed his thumb and middle finger together. Snap! With a snap of his fingers, boundless green light enveloped everything. … Luke was confused when he found himself reappearing in front of the dormitory door, with Sif in armor in front of him. "I want to ask you to do me a favor." What the hell, what's going on, what's going on? Rocky: Brother, would you like an apple?