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Chapter 93: Plastic Sisters

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Chapter 93: Plastic Sisters

Chapter 093: Plastic Sisterhood

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That evening.

Shanghai Television Station's underground parking lot.

Immediately after finishing the recording of the "Appraising Heirlooms" program, Lin Lang eagerly took the beautiful mixed-race director, Marry Yang, to the underground parking lot, where they engaged in intimate embraces in the back seat of his Audi A6 sedan.

"Sister Marry, I've missed you so much!"

"Mwah!"

Lin Lang kissed Marry Yang's beautiful little face, and the scent of Marry Yang's perfume permeated the car, making Lin Lang feel a little intoxicated.

"Sister misses you too!" Marry Yang nestled in Lin Lang's arms, looking shy.

Like a magician, Lin Lang conjured a rose from his personal space, dramatically uttering one word: "Change!"

"Ta-da!"

"My dear, this is for you!"

Marry Yang smiled happily upon receiving the flower.

Don't ask why Lang Ge only conjured one rose instead of a bouquet; it's because one rose is cheaper. No one feeds a fish that's already on the hook, right?

Lang Ge has only three things to do every day: make money, act cool, and sleep with niangmenr.

And his principle in life is to woo the most beautiful girls at the lowest cost.

Marry Yang sniffed the rose, blinked her stunning emerald eyes, and said in surprise, "Xiao Pa Cai, you can even do magic?!"

Lin Lang replied without batting an eye, "To surprise you and make you happy, I secretly practiced this magic trick of conjuring a rose from thin air for several days!"

Marry Yang said, half-believing, half-doubting, "You perform this trick of conjuring a rose from thin air so skillfully, without any flaws. How does it not look like something you just learned?!"

"You haven't performed roses for other women, have you?"

Lin Lang shook his head like a rattle drum, feigning grievance, "Oh, my lord, Xiao Pa Cai, I am so wronged!"

"Hehe..."

Marry Yang smiled and gave Lin Lang's lips a light, fleeting kiss.

Lin Lang, still wanting more, tried to continue kissing, but Marry Yang shyly pushed him away, pouting, "Stop it, dear. The underground parking lot is full of people coming and going. It wouldn't be good if colleagues from the TV station saw us!"

Lin Lang raised an eyebrow and smirked, "I've canceled all my engagements tonight. How about we go to your place, my dear? A short separation makes the heart grow fonder, right?"

Marry Yang's cheeks flushed as she replied, "Okay!"

"But these few days are my fertile period. What if I get pregnant with your baby? Will you run away, you rascal?!"

"Heh..."

"Sister Marry, what are you saying? Do I look like that kind of irresponsible man?"

"Quite like it!"

"No way? Is it that obvious?"

"Yes, quite obvious!"

"My best friend, Ma Xiaofei, said that you look like the kind of man who doesn't take initiative, doesn't refuse, and doesn't take responsibility!"

"Uh..." Lin Lang felt a bit guilty.

"Your best friend, Ma Xiaofei, is quite malicious. She's trying to sow discord in our relationship; her actions are truly despicable!"

Marry Yang, however, said, "What bad intentions could my best friend have?"

"Xiao Fei is just kindly reminding me not to be financially or emotionally deceived by you, to avoid being hurt all over, or even emotionally controlled by you, and losing myself in the process of deeply loving you."

Lin Lang wiped cold sweat from his brow after hearing this, and weakly asked, "Isn't your best friend Ma Xiaofei a fashion photographer?"

"Does she also know psychology?"

Marry Yang replied, "Xiao Fei pursued a double major in university. She's not only a fashion photographer but also holds a master's degree in psychology and runs a psychological counseling center."

Lin Lang thought to himself, "No wonder this Ma Xiaofei was so sure I was a scumbag. Turns out this niangmenr is into psychology."

Before Lin Lang could think further, he heard Marry Yang continue, "Xiao Fei told me that you are a master of emotional manipulation, very skilled at brainwashing and emotional control."

"Xiao Fei also said that I'm a lonely little widow, more eager for care and love than ordinary women, and most susceptible to emotional manipulation by men like you, who appear harmless but are actually very cunning. What was that P-A thing called?"

Lin Lang interjected, "PUA?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Xiao Fei said this professional psychological term is called PUA, which is an abbreviation for Pick-Up Artist. Xiao Pa Cai, are you really a pick-up artist?"

Lin Lang wiped cold sweat from his brow after hearing this, and weakly said, "My dear, don't listen to your best friend's nonsense. How could I possibly PUA you?"

"Sister Marry, I genuinely like you. How could I emotionally manipulate you?"

"Besides, I'm as simple as a blank sheet of paper; I don't even know the art of emotional manipulation!"

Marry Yang teased, "Xiao Pa Cai, I think your simplicity is all an act. What you're saying is an insult to blank paper. Only a ghost would believe you."

Lin Lang sighed, "Indeed, best friends always advise breaking up. My dear, you should know that best friends are all plastic sisterhood. Just listen to Ma Xiaofei's words and let them go; don't take them to heart."

Marry Yang asked, "What does 'plastic sisterhood' mean?"

Lin Lang replied, "'Plastic sisterhood' describes a friendship between best friends that, like a plastic flower, appears to never wilt, but in reality, the friendship is as fake as a plastic flower."

Marry Yang laughed and asked, "Why?"

"This morning at the 'Piano Art' magazine office, did my best friend Ma Xiaofei, when she was photographing you for the magazine cover, not leave a good impression on you?"

Lin Lang replied, "Xiao Fei Jie, as a fashion photographer, is quite professional in her work, but..."

Marry Yang pressed, "But what?"

"It's just that I feel like she has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve, wearing black stockings, denim shorts, and a 'slag girl' wavy hairstyle. I'm worried that if you're best friends with her, she'll have too many schemes and might try to manipulate you."

Marry Yang, however, replied, "Actually, Xiao Fei only appears strong on the outside; in reality, her heart is very soft, and she's a very good person."

"Xiao Fei told me to be wary of you, and you're telling me to be wary of Xiao Fei. Whose advice should I listen to?!"

Lin Lang shrugged, "I don't like to speak ill of people behind their backs. I certainly haven't tried to sow discord in your plastic sisterhood."

Marry Yang took a deep breath, looked at the handsome Lin Lang, and said affectionately, "You'd better not be deceiving my feelings, as my best friend said."

"Xiao Pa Cai said that even if you deceive me, you'll deceive me for a lifetime, so even if you deceive me, you must continue to do so, okay?"

Lin Lang kissed Marry Yang's beautiful little face, and replied dotingly, "Silly girl, promises are lies told by children; only those with intention remember them."

"Sister Marry, just for your sincerity towards me, I will cherish you even more!"

"I can't guarantee that I won't touch other women in this life, but I can guarantee that you are the woman I will cherish the most in this life."

Marry Yang pouted after hearing this, and said with a hint of resentment, "Don't think I can't tell that you're giving me a preemptive injection, using it as a prelude to tell me that it's impossible for me to be the only woman in your life, right?"

Lin Lang tactically raised his left wrist and glanced at his white Daytona Rolex watch, then changed the subject, saying, "Dinner time is almost over. If we don't go eat hotpot soon, the hotpot restaurant will close."

(It was mentioned earlier that Lin Lang bought two Rolex Daytona watches, one black and one white. Last time, he gave the black Rolex to a taxi driver as payment when saving the chaebol heiress Chu Yiren at Hongqiao Airport, so Lin Lang still has one white Daytona Rolex watch left.)

Marry Yang knew Lin Lang was changing the subject, but still replied, "Okay!"

Lin Lang returned to the driver's seat, buckled his seatbelt, started the Audi A6 sedan, and slowly drove out of the Shanghai Television Station's underground parking lot.

Marry Yang noticed a hospital file bag in Lin Lang's car and asked curiously, "What's this?"

Lin Lang glanced at the rearview mirror, keeping his eyes on the road as he drove, and replied, "My old neighbor's aunt suffers from kidney failure and relies on dialysis to sustain her life. This is her kidney matching information. She asked me to use some connections to find a kidney source at a large hospital for a transplant operation."

Marry Yang said after hearing this, "You even get involved in such matters. You're really quite kind~"

Lin Lang smiled without speaking, not continuing the conversation...

Chuan-Yu Spicy Hotpot Restaurant

Marry Yang walked intimately into the hotpot restaurant, arm-in-arm with Lin Lang. The female greeter politely asked, "Hello, sir! Do you have a reservation?"

Lin Lang replied, "Elegant Six."

The female greeter replied, "A beautiful lady has already ordered the soup base and dishes in Private Room Six and is waiting for you two."

Lin Lang looked at his lover, Marry Yang, and complained, "Your best friend, Ma Xiaofei, really came to be a third wheel."

Marry Yang pouted, "Don't be angry~"

"I called Xiao Fei to come. It's more lively with the three of us eating hotpot together. We can have our alone time next time."

Lin Lang secretly worried, "I don't mind Ma Xiaofei freeloading a meal or being a third wheel. I'm just afraid she's up to something and will cause trouble."

Having thought that, Lin Lang feigned a smile, "No worries, my dear, as long as you're happy!"

Marry Yang, like a little bird, nestled against Lin Lang and slowly walked into Private Room Six.

At this moment, Ma Xiaofei, dressed in a pink strapless, tight-fitting, hip-hugging mini dress, looking like a fashionable urban lady, sat elegantly at the dining table, operating her laptop.

AI-Generated Beautiful Back View of Ma Xiaofei

The pink strapless, tight-fitting, hip-hugging mini dress closely hugged Ma Xiaofei's body, outlining her graceful curves. The strapless design cleverly showcased Ma Xiaofei's beautiful neckline and delicate collarbones. The length of the mini dress was just right, revealing her long and fair legs, giving off a feeling that was both gentle and alluring.

She possessed both the subtle beauty of an Eastern woman and a hint of the independence and confidence of a modern woman.

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