Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

I want an S-Rank skill too! I want it so badly, I could die for it![You have awakened an S-Rank skill.] [But it only works when you die.] Eh !? WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING ONE IF I DIE !?

With the invasion of foreign races, the online game, Divine Realm, fused with reality and caused the real world to become digitalized.Everyone could awaken their own talent and raise their levels and strengths inside Divine Realm to defend themselves against foreign races.During the invasion, Lin Feng, a divine level expert of the Dragon Country, was betrayed and murdered by Qianye Yuan, the divine level guardian of the Island Country. After his death, Lin Feng woke up and realized that he had reincarnated back to the time just before he entered college, a day before the talent test for the Divine Realm game.He had awakened the SSS-grade talent, All Methods Known, that no one had ever seen before.He could master the abilities of every class and could use experience points to level up his abilities. To make it even better, there was no growth limit for his abilities.[Jade Emperor’s Immortal Body: Double all basic attributes with each level up.][Space Traveller: Able to move freely through spaces (500 + 50% magic attack) x Skill Level / Effect Range.][Frozen Ice Shard: Launch an ice spear. The ice spear will explode after hitting an enemy, causing 200% magical damage to the enemy. The ice shards will spread out and damage all enemies within a 30 meters radius, causing 80% magical damage to the enemies. Enemies hit by the skill will be affected by a 50% speed reduction for 1 minute.][Blazing Tempest: …]

In a world where strength reigns supreme and only the strong are revered, conflict and injuries are commonplace.The Divine Medicine King was a saintly doctor that saved the lives of many practitioners with his highly accomplished art of healing, garnering the respect of all, and becoming an existence not inferior to the other Divine Kings.As the son of the Divine Medicine King, Leon enjoyed the protective halo of his father and had very smooth sailing in life.However, everything came crashing down when the news of a peerless treasure in possession of his father with secrets of the everlasting was leaked.Greed was ignited, and gratitude was repaid with malice.Helpless to change the inevitable, both father and son lost their lives to their own subordinates under the schemes of the Divine Kings.When everything seemed to have come to an end, Leon was granted another chance, another life, and in another world foreign to the Divine Realm.Will he throw away everything and walk the path of the avenger, killing his way back into the Divine Realm to avenge his father? Or will he embrace his new life and forgoes the past? In the end, what lies at the end of the road of vengeance?When two seemingly separate yet intricately-linked worlds collide and calamity strikes, who will he save and who will he kill?

Amamiya Hiroto is unlucky. His life consisted of misfortune after misfortune, culminating in an unlucky death during an incident on a school boat trip, trying to save a girl he barely knew. After death, he met a god of reincarnation who requested that the hundred or so dead passengers—one of them being the girl he tried in vain to save—be reincarnated into another world.Yet a series of unfortunate events forced Hiroto to reincarnate with even less luck than before, starting with nothing but a tremendous amount of Mana. His second life, far worse than his first, came to a cruel end.However, upon meeting the god a second time, he was informed that there would be yet another reincarnation—one that had already been set in motion and could not be stopped. Not wanting Hiroto to live long, the god cursed him before he was reborn in the hopes that he would either die quickly or commit suicide.Hiroto was reborn once more as a half-Vampire, half-Dark Elf. A Dhampir. Not wanting a fourth life, he is determined to live this third life with the only things remaining from his previous lives—death-attribute magic and his enormous Mana pool.

The path of immortality is nigh unachievable.Furthermore, the immortal world has been completely transformed by a plague!When immortals contact infected mortals, their cultivation bases fall, or worse, they return to the heavens; thus, the immortal and mortal realms have been eternally separated.Moreover, all immortal arts may only have one practitioner; thus, the world of immortality has become a dark forest.…Although Li Fan had grand ambitions when he first transmigrated to this world, he could only be trapped in mediocrity, slowly wasting away his mundane life.Fortunately, as he was dying, he finally awakened a supreme treasure that could turn truth into lie and reality into dream, reversing time to when he first arrived!Following this, Li Fan embarked on his endless path to immortality!In his second life, Li Fan ascended through politics and ruled the world after 50 years, but after searching worldwide, he found no trace of the Immortal Dao. Only at the end of his life could he glimpse the immortal path.In the third life, despite immense efforts and carefully laid schemes, Li Fan ultimately couldn’t resist a single strike of an immortal’s sword!In the fourth life……I, Li Fan, an ordinary mortal, will harbor no regrets throughout a thousand lifetimes, all for the pursuit of immortality!

The main character has transmigrated to a Mysterious Fantasy Land as a 'Clan Leader'. This is an attempt to paint a realistic reimagination of this mystical world from the perspective of a family member, be it nurturing Spirit Fields, raising Spirit Fish, and developing clan industries on all fronts. While supporting those undeserving elders, our main character becomes their protection, inspiring the younger generation to make a name for themselves by bravely venturing into the Sacred Land's Academies.The family members in this story are harmonious and unified, working together in a concerted effort for a shared future.This fantasy world is not about passionate battles, but rather, it focuses on the enhancement of various family industries, where elements like monetary resources, facilities, house servants, household generals, clan members, relatives, and in-laws are key.Enjoy this attempt to view the stereotypical Mysterious Fantasy world from a fresh perspective.

Ding Yi, who had inexplicably traveled to another world, became more and more panicked these days.He found that the old couple who kindly adopted him always peeped at him outside the door in the middle of the night.The suppressed excited breathing and swallowing sounds outside the door made Ding Yi have no doubt that the old couple would break in and kill him the next moment.Ding Yi wanted to escape from here, but found that this was the end of the dynasty and evil spirits were everywhere. Ding Yi, who was in despair, suddenly found that he could spend his life to strengthen everything.Consume one month of life, strengthen the wooden board into a sophisticated mechanical crossbow!Consume two months of life, strengthen the pit into a sophisticated trap!All in! All in!! Strengthen this pile of straw paper with villains drawn on it for me!!Strengthening is successful, congratulations on obtaining the martial arts "Eternal Youth Secret"!!

"I'll give you a million dollars, but you have to stay in the last game you played for a year. Are you willing?"Li You (disdainful): Yes, yes, and then what? Can you let me go?Then he traveled through time.Arrived in Raccoon City.Li You: Don't underestimate me, I'm a full-achievement player! ! Look at me clearing the game with one life! !This is a story about a game nerd traveling through different game worlds to overcome obstacles.[Note: The original work's important CP is not broken. ][Current world line: Resident Evil II and III → Dying Light → Resident Evil IV → Sekiro → Dead Cells → This War of Mine → Double Edge → Cyberpunk 2077 → Resident Evil 1 → Dark Souls III (pure process) → Devil May Cry IV → Elden Ring]

Starting from today, I am retired. But what should I be doing? I neither have the skills, nor the mind to do business, my only advantage is this pair of hands which have taken this world. What a headache…Note: The usage of the term “retired” here doesn’t mean retiring from old age, work etc. It’s a specific term to refer to not involving oneself in the affairs of a certain society.

A poor and ordinary boy from a village joins a minor sect in Jiang Hu and becomes an Unofficial Disciple by chance. How will Han Li, a commoner by birth, establish a foothold for himself in his sect? With his mediocre aptitude, how will he successfully traverse the path of cultivation and become an immortal? This is a story of an ordinary mortal who, against all odds, clashes with devilish demons and the ancient celestials in order to find his own path to immortality.

A demon phoenix cultivator died in the hands of his beloved and was merged with a young master with the same name. Their souls were fused and now, the new Feng Fei Yun is struggling to become stronger and survive in the human world. Will he meet his lover once again? Will they reconcile even though she is now a Goddess and he a mortal human? And what is the Spirit Vessel that took his soul to this world?