Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Thirty years old—that was the age people often referred to as the time to stand tall and firm.At this age, some were splendid and dazzling, intoxicated in a world of wealth, while others were desolate and dim, confined to rope beds and clay stoves.Lin Mo belonged to the latter. At thirty, he was still a porter, toiling away to earn a living.His daughter was bullied by a male classmate at school—simply because his family was well-off, the school chose to turn a blind eye. His wife, already pregnant, was secretly working at a supermarket to supplement the household income without his knowledge.As he lay awake looking at his wife by his side and his daughter sleeping soundly in the little bed, Lin Mo felt so aggrieved he shed tears. Despite working hard every day until his back could no longer straighten, he still couldn't change the dire state of their lives.However, it was at this time that the Daily Intelligence System suddenly awoke.[Daily Intelligence has been updated][1. Neighbor Wang Youcai secretly used his retirement funds to tip 10,000 yuan to a beauty in a live stream under the nickname Black Chicken.][2. The police will perform a surprise inspection at the Red Romance Foot Bath at 12 o'clock tonight.][3. Victory Bird will launch a ground assault against Hass in three days.][4. The pet dog from 1402, Unit 1, Building 5 of Earth Garden Community is missing, and its owner Li Xiaoru is offering a 10,000 yuan reward for its return.][5. The pet dog belonging to Li Xiaoru that went missing is trapped in a sewage drain on Development Road.][6…]Initially, Lin Mo just wanted to use this system to make a bit of extra cash to alleviate his stifling life.

The newly rebirthed Ye Jian doesn’t need love! What she wants is to stand high up above other people and to look down on them in disdain!To those who have bullied me; who have disgraced me: I will return all your favors one by one.Ever since her rebirth, she used her reputation to eat, yet she became an extraordinary military soldier.He was born into wealth and could obviously use his family to eat, yet he had to use his own skills to become the youngest general.He took a fancy to her; she tried to avoid him.“You need to have a taste of romance.” He said.“Leave! What I need are bullets!” she angrily replied.The strong and strong fight; the strong and strong compete. This is the story of a strong military couple.

Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.Alex, who was from a military family background with an assassin as a Mother and an intelligence agent as a Father, reincarnated to a medieval cultivation world due to the carelessness of an [Electrician] and was [killed] by an electric shock, or so he thought.How would he survive there?Let's find out with him in his Adventures.

Lin Yuan traversed to an urban romance novel. His identity is a Gao Fushuai and he is also a villain. Fortunately, he can make choices to get corresponding rewards. Note- Gao Fushuai means tall, rich, and handsome (Mr.Perfect).【Ding! The heroine expressed her disgust for you! Please make a choice! 】【Choice 1: Be the embodiment of licking dog and apologize to her. Reward: ‘Master Level Martial Arts’! 】【Choice 2: Resolutely retire from marriage, refuse to lick the dog! Reward: ‘God-level Medical Skills’! 】He can also grab the opportunities of the protagonist and plunder his luck to get stronger.“Ding! Charm is increased by 50 points!”“Ding! Strength is increased by 20 points!”Who says that the villain is destined to be trampled by the protagonist?I want to personally smash the protagonist’s halo!System: Now you are the protagonist“No, I just want to be a villain.”

Cosplayer Liu Mang accidentally crosses through time and arrived at the Eastern Han Dynasty wearing Aries Gold Cloth. (Saint Seiya!) He arrived on top of the walls of XiaPi right when it was about to fall to Cao Cao.“Don’t kill me bro; I’m not working for boss Cao!”“Hey! You’re slashing the wrong person! Boss Lu’s underlings are there! Not me!”He accidentally saved Lu Bu who was tied up by Song Xian. He accidentally became the son in law of Lu Bu. He accidentally changed the history of the Three Kingdoms period.When aluminum cast Gold Cloths are worn by generals like Zhang Liao and Gao Shun during the Eastern Han Dynasty, glistering on their bodies… When the soldiers in the camps are sporting mechanical crossbows… When crossbreeding of rice plants appeared on Lu Bu’s territory…Liu Mang knows that a world belonging to Lu is coming.

[Ding!][Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!][System Binding In Progress...!][System Successfully Linked!][Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX][Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?][YES][NO]Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle.To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer.Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they?This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in.He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button.[You have drawn Charm!][Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!]"Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification.And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped."THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

Shin Kinghad is a kid that had been abducted and trained by a powerful underworld organization since he was three years old. After six years, he had been rescued by the Special Forces during their operation against that organization and was adopted by the captain of the special force group.Since then, he treated the son and daughter of the captain as his own brother and sister.Years later, he joins the greatest VRMMORPG of all time, [Destiny's Fate] online, due to repeated invitations of his brother. He creates havoc inside the game as he climbs his way from being a beginner player to a peak class expert.But as he started to grow up, he became curious about his real identity and who his biological parents were. He tried to investigate it with the help of his brother and best friend. And after discovering his real background, he decided to follow his father’s footsteps and stood at the peak of the world using his Martial-Art Skills and Mentalism Techniques.

After Wang Mang died, he turned into a giant python and evolved like crazy!With the help of his family, he grew bigger and bigger! From the first few meters to tens of meters, and then to hundreds of meters!From Burmese Python to Titan Python, and then to Deep Sea Python! When Wang Mang's size reached hundreds of meters, the earth took a sudden change and the disaster came...

Mountains and rivers change, and the world undergoes vicissitudes.Wei Tu travels through the world of Xianxia and awakens his destiny of "late bloomer".[Destiny: Late bloomer. 】[Attribute: Perseverance, success will surely come. 】Seeing this fate, hope finally ignited in Wei Tu's heart, which had been smoothed away, but he didn't know whether he could become an immortal and an ancestor in his humble body.All that can be done.You can only seize the moment and cherish the hot bed of your wife and children in front of you.(There are three excellent books, "I Rewrote Family History", "Cultivation of Immortality: I Can Reincarnate in the Heavens", and "The Heavens Starting from Bailuyuan")

This is a world on the verge of breaking.Endless cold sea water fills every corner. Under the collapsed rules, countless islands drift around. The lonely figure on the rusty throne and the decayed knight who is guarding in reincarnation, everything is wandering in pain...The unexpectedly arrived Rogge wants to explore the secrets of this strange world, so he needs to summon a creature called "Candle Spirit" for his own use......Brothers, I found a treasure game!Explore adventure, fishing and farming, career development, fierce battles...You can take a raft to the sea, kill monsters to get powerful weapons, plant herbs to make potions, and pick up a fishing rod to fish for unknown marine creatures in the sea...The only drawback is that this game is a little difficult and a little... scary...But it's harmless!As long as you work hard to kill monsters and become stronger, the Candle Keeper can unlock new islands for us and go to more distant seas for adventure!Dedicate your heart to the Candle Keeper!Fight! Cool!

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him.He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic."The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!"With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed.Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix."Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?"Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless.But I am a male fox!