“So, What are you going to do today ?” A dwarf asked his friend.
Both of them look very sad and depressed as they are returning From their work.
“Go home, Eat Food, Talk with my family and Die maybe…”
“Oi, Don’t talk like that.”
“Friend, I haven’t sipped a single drop of alcohol for 2 days straight and what do you want me to talk about ?”
“Well, You can’t just die. You have a family to fee-” Before the other dwarf could’ve completed his sentence, A loud voice came from the shop that was in the middle of the market.
“Alcohol, Alcohol here. Come and get yourself a Bottle of Hundred year Alcohol, Guys.” Anon shouted loudly.
Every single male dwarf present in the market immediately got attracted towards the shop and started walking towards the shop.
“Hey, Look… He is selling Hundred year old alcohol. Let’s go…”
“A human selling, Alcohol ?”
“That’s odd, huh ?”
“Yeah… I thought it was illegal to sell alcohol to us in the Human kingdom.”
…
Everyone started gossiping as they walked upto the shop, Where Anon was sitting in the front and Mile was standing behind him.
“Kid, Are you really Selling Hundred year old alcohol here ?” A dwarf asked as he looked at Anon.
“Hey isn’t this guy, Anon Agreil ? The guy who is a hero in the Human kingdom ?”
“Yeah… You are right, He is really Anon.”
“Looks like, Mr. Anon wants to become our hero as well.”
“How much for one bottle ?”
Suddenly, A dwarf man came running towards the shop in a good coat.
“I-I will buy whole stock. Whatever price… Just say it.” He spoke with a very serious expression.
“Hey, That’s not fair… We are standing here too.”
“Yeah… You can’t buy it all by yourself.”
“I will buy 4 crates.”
“No, I will buy 5.”
“I want the whole stock.”
“What’s the price…?”
….
Everyone started shouting as they pulled out gold coins from their pockets.
“Fine, Fine… Calm down everyone. I am not selling this alcohol for money.” Anon spoke up with a smile as he stood up from his place and looked at the dwarfs.
“What !?”
“Not selling for money ?”
“What does that mean ?”
“What does this kid even want to do ?”
…
“As I said, This alcohol is not going out for money. For one bottle of hundred year old Alcohol, You have to bring me one girl… No matter if she is your daughter, mother or even sister. I accept it all…
For the thousand years old wine… You have to bring me 2 ladies and for one hundred thousand years old pure wine, You have to bring me 3 ladies.
I am going to use them for one night, I am going to rape them, cum inside their wombs and many more lewd things. But, only for one night
So, Who is ready to trade ?” Anon asked with a smile.
“What ?”
“Did he just said that ?”
“I think, I heard something wrong…”
“Kid, Are you kidding ?”
“Oi, If you are kidding tell us now.”
“I am not kidding Gentlemen… Now, You can go back to your houses without alcohol, if you don’t want to trade.” Anon replied with a calm expression.
Suddenly, A muscular dwarf walked out of the crowd and stood in front of Anon.
“Listen here, Kid… We were going to buy your alcohol for money at first but now, we will give you a chance.
Leave all that alcohol here and go back to your fucking kingdom or you won’t be able to after this.” The dwarf spoke with an angry and serious expression.
“Ah… I am really Scared.” Anon replied with a Smile.
“Do you think, I am joking or all these dwarfs standing behind me are ?” He asked as he summoned a big Iron rod into his hands that had very sharp ends on both sides.
“Ha… Here I thought you guys are gentlemen.” Anon spoke as he sighed and sat down.
“Oh, Kid… You are going to regret this decision.” The muscular dwarf spoke as he immediately raised the metallic rod and aimed directly for Anon’s right shoulder.
“Mike… Deal with them.” Anon spoke as he placed one feet over the other one.
“Yes, Master…” Mike spoke as he immediately disappeared from his position and re-appeared in front of Anon.
*Grab*
Mike grabbed the metallic rod and broke it with a finger’s flick.
*Tang*
The dwarf who was holding the metallic rod felt the vibrations travelling through his hand.
“Y-You…. How did you break my Digging Bar !?” The dwarf asked with a Confused expression.
“You will have more than enough time to think about it… Don’t worry.” Mike spoke as he slowly touched the dwarf’s neck and sliced his neck apart with his sharp nails.
*Thud*
*Thud*
The dwarf’s body and Head fell down to the ground, Leaving everyone surprised and shocked.
“B-BLOOOOODDDDDDD….”
“RUNNNNNNNNNNNN…”
“HE IS A KILLLERRRERR !!!!”
“GUARDSSSSS…”
Everyone started shouting and calling Royal Guards, who were on the round.
‘Why can’t anything go as planned in this world !?’ Anon thought with an irritated expression.
In just a minute, 30 Royal Guards surrounded Anon’s shop and pointed their spears towards Anon.
“Human, On the ground now… Close your eyes and don’t speak anything or we will kill you immediately.”
“You too, Vampire. If not… We are Bound to kill you guys.”
The general of the guards shouted loudly as he looked at Anon with a serious expression.
“Master, Shall I ?” Mike asked as he immediately bowed down to Anon.
“No… They don’t have any magic energy in them. They are using spears and armours specially made out of travertine to save themselves from magic attacks and pretty much physical attacks too.
Their standing techniques are in-vulnerable, Even if you kill one or two, they will kill you automatically.
I can’t control their minds because of the travertine, So the one and only way to do this shit is by hand to hand combat.” Anon spoke as he stood up from his chair and started yawning.
“Human and Vampire, This is our last warning to you guys. If you don’t get down on the ground now, We will have to kill you-” Before the General could’ve completed his sentence, Anon pointed his hand towards his chest and casted a spell.
“Thunder Javelin, Last form.”
Suddenly, A very shiny Javelin formed in front of Anon’s hand.
“Go…”
Anon launched the Javelin towards the general and just like he said, the Javelin turned into dust as soon as it touched the Travertine’s armour.
“Impressive… Even the strongest magic can’t go through it huh ?” Anon asked with a smile.
“You have attacked us… SOLDIERS, KILL BOTH OF THEM RIGHT NOW.” The general shouted with all his might.
“Master, Shall I ?” Mike asked with a worried expression.
“Sit down, Mike… I want to stretch my body and I haven’t killed anyone with my bare hands in so many days.” Anon replied with a smile.
“A-As you command Sir…” Mike spoke with a worried expression as he sat down on the chair but he was still too worried about Anon.
As the soldiers were coming towards Anon, with their sharp spears pointing directly at his chest.
Anon placed both of his hands into his pant’s pocket and started tapping his left foot on the ground as if making a rhythm out of it.
*Tap-Tap* *Tap-Tap-Tap* *Tap-Tap* *Tap-Tap-Tap*
?? There lived a certain man in Russia long ago,
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow. ?? 𝑖𝘦.𝒸𝘰𝑚
“Hya…”
“Hya…”
“Take this…”
Anon started singing as he easily dodged the spears without even taking his hands out. .
??Most people look at him with terror and with fear, But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear??
Anon continued to sing as he suddenly jumped from the ground and sat over a soldier’s shoulders.
??He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar, But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar??
Anon sang as he wrapped his legs around the soldier’s neck.
“N-No… I-I can’t Breathe….” The soldier spoke as his face started turning red and the spear dropped down from his hands.
??In all affairs of state he was the man to please,
But he was real great when he had a girl to- ??
“Squeeze~” Anon spoke as he squeezed the Soldier’s neck and broke it without any effort.
*Crack*
*Thud*
The soldier’s dead body fell down to the ground and the other soldiers looked at Anon with a scared expression.
“H-He didn’t even used his hands.”
“I-I know…”
??But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power, Became known to more and more people. ??
?? The demands to do something, about this outrageous man, became louder and louder. ??
Anon sang so Loudly that everyone crossing through the market stopped to look at him.
“Kill him… Why are you all standing like idiots ?” The general shouted with an angry expression.
Suddenly, A Guard started running towards Anon with his Spear pointing at Anon’s face.
?? This man’s just got to go, declared his enemies, But the ladies begged, Don’t you try to do it, please. ??
Anon sang with a smile as he easily dodged the attack by ducking down and kicked the soldier at his most vulnerable spot… His Dick.
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