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Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

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229 The Mother Of All Assholes!

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229 The Mother Of All Assholes!

[Damn! I didn’t know that Bro Bei’s voice would be so good! My ears are pregnant right now! Bro Bei, you are responsible for this!!!]

[Today, my big brother asked me why did I kneel down on the floor to listen to a song. I told him about it, and he knelt down as well!]

[Su…Su…Superb! Too good! Bro Bei, you are one legendary singer!]

[Bro Bei, it would be a waste if you don’t organize a concert!]

[Bro Bei, I beg you to organize a concert! I will fly there just to attend your concert!]

…..

Chen’s Weibo was flooded with comments, likes, and shares! Three hundred freaking thousand fans were giving Chen different compliments! Nine out of ten fans begged Chen to come up with a concert!

"Oh my God! This is the power of the Heavenly Voice Pill and my charm! I didn’t expect my fans to get this crazy!"

Chen knew himself the best. Last night, he was the kind of guy who didn’t even know how to sing! With the help of the pill and his charm, he had managed to execute the perfect song. The song had increased the number of his fans by one hundred and fifty thousand!

"If I ever decide to organize a concert, I think, I can sell the tickets at top price! Tens of thousands of fans will scream for me! The top five hundred companies will ask me to become their ambassador! International directors will beg of me to act in their movies! Hehe…I’m so excited just thinking about it! Should I consider becoming a superstar?!"

Chen held his cell phone in his hands and smiled happily.

*Ring…*

*Ring…*

Chen’s cell phone rang all of a sudden.

"Eh? Why would the Ice Demon Queen call me at this hour? What is wrong with her?"

Chen hesitated for a while before he decided to answer the call.

"Chen…Chen Xiaobei…Help…Help me…"

Chen heard Luo’s weakened voice once he answered the call.

"What happened to you?" Chen was shocked and he asked nervously.

"I can feel excruciating pain in my chest…the toxins from the Heart Burning Pill are taking over my body again…" Luo used all her strength to tell Chen what that was going on with her.

"Where are you? I will come over immediately! You must hold on! Don’t take the poison!" Chen grabbed the car keys while talking to Luo. Then, he rushed out of the house.

"Xiaobei…Where are you going?" Chen’s mom shouted at him, but he had already left the house.

"This kid…He didn’t even finish his breakfast! He did not even change his clothes! I wonder, why was he in such a hurry…where is he going?"

Chen’s mom sighed and cleared Chen’s leftovers from the table.

...

The Long Summer Residence is the most luxurious residential area in Green Vine City. The people who live in this area are extremely wealthy. Luo liked the environment here. Thus, she decided to rent a house temporarily. Since she can claim the rental fees from Six Door Organization, she might as well choose the most expensive house to rent.

*Knock*

*Knock*

Chen knocked the door in a frantic manner. The door was finally opened, after half a minute of knocking. Luo was sitting weakly by the door. It had taken her some time to lift her hands to unlock the door. It was pretty obvious that she was in an extremely weakened state.

"Come…Let me carry you to your bed."

Chen bent down and picked Luo up from the floor. Then, he kicked open the bedroom door.

"Eeek…I don’t want you to carry me…Just support me while I walk…"

Luo’s blush stood out clearly from her pale face. She felt shy and uncomfortable when Chen carried her. She had never been carried by any other guy in her entire life. Chen ignored her and acted like a powerful boss. He carried Luo and put her down on the bed.

"You…Why did you rush here all of a sudden…?" Luo was really weak but she still wanted to ask the question.

"What are you trying to say? I'm worried about you! That’s why I rushed to your place before I even hung up the call!" Chen pouted.

Chen’s attire was really haggard. He was wearing a singlet, a pair of oversized pants and a pair of slippers. There was nothing else on his body.

Luo was really touched when she heard Chen’s reason.

She pursed her lips and said softly, "Thank you…Chen Xiaobei…"

"Sigh…It’s not the time to get all emotional right now…don’t act like you are going to die. Just tell me, where did you put the silver needles…" Chen asked.

"I keep my silver needles in my purse…but, I left it at the police station…didn’t you take them with you?" Luo counter-asked Chen.

"Puhhh…Sister…Do I look like I carry silver needles with me all the time?" Chen was sweating nervously.

All he carried was a cell phone and car key. There is a silver needle in his treasure chest but that silver needle was given by Grandma Rong. It is used to induce extreme pain on one’s body. Luo will die of extreme pain if I poke the needle into her body.

"What…What should we do? It feels really painful…" Luo’s delicate body shook. She had almost lost the strength to talk.

"I don’t think I have any other choice but to apply the King Medicine Massage on her body!" Chen calmed himself down and sat at the side of her bed.

"King Medicine? You asshole…Don’t try to take advantage of me…" Luo frowned, and a sense of anger could be sensed from her stare. She remembered that the massage that Chen had mentioned to her some time back required Chen massaging her chest. This is not a King Medicine Massage! This is a Demonic Medicine Massage! A Demon King! Luo gritted her teeth and the good feelings towards Chen had completely disappeared into the thin air.

"I have explained it to you last time. You have taken that poisonous pill for quite some time. The toxin has penetrated your internal organs. You have to be treated internally and externally to completely clear out the toxin!"

Chen frowned and continued to say, "I will prescribe some medicine for you as long as you accept my massage. You will definitely recover in a month’s time if you say yes to my treatment! All I ever want is to cure your pain! Please, don’t think badly of me!"

"You asshole…How dare you say that I have a dirty mind…" Luo almost died of anger after hearing Chen’s words.

She had seen a lot of assholes. But, this is her first time seeing an *sshole like Chen. This asshole made himself look so noble while talking about a dirty massage. He even had the balls to ask the lady not to have a dirty mind when he is the one that wanted to massage the lady’s boobies!

"Oh my God! Buddha! Pusha! Please take this demon down!"

"Take this…This medicinal fragrant will make you feel better."

Chen took off his Seven Treasury Fragrant Pouch and put it beside Luo’s pillow. The medicinal spell can be used to purge toxins out from one’s body. Thus, it slowed down Luo’s pain temporarily. However, Luo’s body’s condition was still going downhill.

"Bring me my medicine…The pain will be gone after I eat my medicine…" Luo pointed the pill bottle on the table and said.

"No!"

Chen refused it without any hesitation, "That is poison! It will cause more harm to your body if you decide to take it! Do you want to be controlled by the bad guys? Doing all those illegal activities! Stuff that makes you feel guilty! Is that what you want?!"

"Erm…"

Luo was shocked. She had no comeback for Chen’s advice.

Chen acted like an *sshole for the sake of kindness! Justice! People! And country! There’s no one else like Chen on this planet earth! No one can stop him from being an *sshole, now!

"Hold on! I don’t think I ever mentioned to you about me being controlled by bad guys, right…?" Luo’s stare turned cold and she asked suspiciously.

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