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Chapter 80: Ch 80 - If you keep doing this, I’ll take off my pants!

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Chapter 80: Ch 80 - If you keep doing this, I’ll take off my pants!

At four in the morning, Yuyan called Yino away.

Of course, he had to explain why he was in the same bed as Yunjin, why she was hugging his arm to her chest and thighs, and why there was such a big tent in his lower half…

Oh and… why the jade pendant Yuyan gave him ended up around Yunjin’s neck.

Yino answered everything clearly, but Yuyan looked at him skeptically the whole time.

It was really late, so Yuyan didn’t want to argue with Yino anymore.

Her cold eyes glanced down for a few seconds and instantly helped Yino suppress his unsatisfied little brother.

After that, Yuyan seriously instructed Yino about two things:

First, don’t give her jade pendant to anyone else, not even Yunjin.

Second, control yourself. Don’t touch Yunjin at night, and especially don’t secretly pitch any more tents.

Although Yino didn’t know how Yuyan would supervise him, when he saw how strict his senior sister’s beautiful cold eyes were, he felt very guilty. No matter how much desire he built up from cuddling with Yunjin last night, the moment he made eye contact with Yuyan’s aloof aura, it all deflated.

Maybe this was the legendary bloodline suppression unique to his senior sister.

After Yuyan finished the two instructions and repeatedly confirmed Yino remembered them well, she left on her own.

Before leaving, Yino couldn’t help but call out “Senior Sister”.

In the cold wind and snow, the white-clothed sword immortal stopped and turned around–

“Senior, thank you for protecting me last night.”

Yino said sincerely.

Under the first light of dawn at 4:30 AM, the fairy in white was stunned for a moment. Then she turned her face slightly, her cheeks reflecting a bit of the orange glow of daybreak.

She snorted coldly, no longer keeping a stern face. Her beautiful eyes curved and her red lips smiled, a rare hint of happiness appeared on her face.

Yino stared in a daze, as if one glance lasted ten thousand years.

“You did alright last night. Control yourself from now on. When we get home, I will reward you.”

Yuyan praised him gently. But at the end, her gaze shifted down again, and her red lips curled into a cold smile.

With those words, she lightly lifted her black-stockinged leg under her skirt, turned around and disappeared step by step into the snowy forest.

“Reward…”

Yino muttered to himself and blinked.

It seemed like in that instant, he suddenly felt Yunjin wasn’t alluring at all. No matter how much he recalled the feeling of cuddling with her in bed, Yino’s heart was already calm, as steady as sage mode. This was the charm of the aloof female lead from the original game…

With just a casual mention of a reward, she made Yino’s mind run wild with anticipation.

“This is fine, nothing to regret.”

“Now that I’m calm, at least I won’t be too excited to fall asleep when I go back tonight.”

Yino shrugged helplessly. He also found it amazing that Yuyan only took a few minutes to instantly train the excited Yino into sage mode.

In a sense, she was also the world’s best doctor.

In the future, whenever Yino gets too energetic and his thoughts start wandering, he just needs to find Yuyan and make eye contact with her for a few seconds to immediately behave himself.

Isn’t this more effective than Yino struggling by himself, taking deep breaths and tossing and turning?

“Indeed, I should take a few minutes each day to make eye contact with Senior Sister and train my bearing and willpower.”

…

At noon, Yunjin stretched in the small tent, smacking her lips, reluctant to wake up from her sweet dreams.

She opened her sleepy eyes, but in an instant, she was startled awake by the sleeping face of the young man right next to her mouth.

–!

“Wha- What’s going on?”

Yunjin widened her eyes and muttered softly.

But when she spoke, she disturbed the deeply asleep young man.

He wrinkled his nose slightly and licked his lips. But with just that small motion of licking his lips, the tip of Yino’s tongue nearly touched Yunjin’s lips.

“Mm!!!”

Yunjin covered her mouth and quickly moved her face away.

She panted lightly, her little heart pounding from the shock of nearly kissing right after waking up.

After all, Yunjin really didn’t expect that they would sleep so close together, face to face, just a tiny bit from kissing!

“What time is it… Yino doesn’t seem to be awake yet…”

“I- I should get up and prepare some breakfast first…”

Yunjin muttered to herself and propped herself up, about to sit up.

But right then, she suddenly discovered another major issue–

“I- I… I hugged young master’s arm and put my leg around his waist all night?!”

“And when did her put his hand on my leg…!”

Yunjin lowered her gaze and saw that her left leg was draped over Yino’s waist. Yino had also turned to face her, his left hand resting in her bosom while she hugged it, and his right hand very naturally holding her upper thigh.

She had her leg around him while he had his hand on her leg.

In a sense, this sleeping position was quite reasonable. Neither of them took more advantage than the other.

“What- What do I do…”

Yunjin had just woken up too. She had never experienced something so stimulating before. Her face instantly flushed bright red.

Vaguely, she seemed to recall the conversation she had with Yino before bed last night.

Those lines she said last night when her head felt dizzy didn’t seem like a big deal. But now it was noon the next day, the sun was shining, the small tent was no longer pitch-dark, and Yunjin’s head had become completely clear.

Thinking back on it now, Yunjin really wanted to slap herself to death.

-What the hell did I foolishly say to Yino last night, taking advantage of the ambiguous atmosphere in the darkness!-

Moreover…

Yunjin realized that last night, she was the one who took the initiative to wrap her leg around Yino first.

“So… So improper…”

Yunjin’s little face was bright red as she pulled Yino’s wrist, trying to move his palm off the back of her thigh first.

But as soon as she tried to lift it, Yino unexpectedly stretched and yawned. The hand on her thigh seemed to relax and directly slapped Yunjin’s soft upper thigh with a smack, then gripped it again.

“Eyaaah~!”

Yunjin trembled from the slap, her little hand retracting in fear, not daring to move her thigh that Yino’s palm had slapped.

Because that spot on her upper thigh was just too dangerous!

Yunjin couldn’t help but lean forward, sticking out her perky butt. She was afraid that if she made any more noise, the dreaming Yino might accidentally move his hand further up, slap it down hard, grab and squeeze her…

-No, that can’t happen!-

-Even if it’s young master Yino, w.. we can’t suddenly progress this quickly!-

The more Yunjin thought about it, the redder her face became. Her breathing grew more rapid too. She had just woken up but already felt dizzy again.

Seeing Yino’s palm still gripping her upper thigh, Yunjin held back for a while but finally couldn’t resist poking the deeply asleep young man’s cheek:

“Young master Yino… Wake up… please…”

Normally, Yunjin was quite introverted and reserved. She would feel bad disturbing someone who was sleeping soundly.

But today was a special case!

If she didn’t wake Yino up soon, Yunjin wouldn’t just have her thigh groped, but much more!

However, right as Yunjin was lost in wild thoughts and getting anxious, Yino’s face felt uncomfortable and he took the initiative to turn over–

“Young Master!!!”

This time, Yunjin couldn’t help but cry out.

Because although Yino’s turn did make his right hand let go of her thigh, it was precisely because of this motion that his left arm, which had been under the girl’s bosom all night, rubbed past her soft little buns with his elbow!

“?_?”

Yino was also startled awake by Yunjin’s shout.

He quickly sat up and looked around in confusion, “What happened? Did Senior Yuyan come again?”

“No… It’s- It’s nothing…”

Seeing the young man finally awake, Yunjin also covered the little buns on her chest and calmed down, looking at Yino with a wronged expression.

She knew Yino was innocent, but now that he was looking at her in bewilderment, Yunjin had a guilty face, having no idea how to explain their shameful sleeping position last night. After all…

Yino didn’t know what happened last night but Yunjin woke up early. She saw everything with her own eyes and even felt it firsthand!

What was hard for Yunjin to say was that her inner thigh still felt numb and tingly. There was likely a handprint from Yino’s slap near her butt!

That was just from a short while in the morning. First they almost kissed, then she was nearly spanked on the butt!

Yunjin didn’t even dare imagine what other intimate things they did during the long night while asleep.

“What happened?”

“Why is your face so red? It can’t be from the heat, right?”

Yino rubbed his eyes and sat up straight, confused by Yunjin’s flushed face and the steam rising from her forehead so early in the morning.

But right then, before Yunjin could find the right words, her gaze was once again drawn to a certain huge thing that had awakened on Yino–

“Ah… Ahhh…”

“Huh?”

Yino followed Yunjin’s line of sight and looked down. The corner of his mouth twitched in embarrassment.

If it were Jinyue or Yuyan, he wouldn’t find this hard to talk about. Anyone with a bit of common sense would understand this extremely normal physiological phenomenon.

But… For a pure and innocent girl like Yunjin, it was hard to say.

“Wait, calm down first and listen to my explanation–”

“I… I… You… Your… You…”

It was Yunjin’s first time seeing such a huge thing in person. She was so startled her words came out in a stutter.

She had heard her senior sisters in the sect say before that the bigger a man stood, the more fiercely he wanted to do certain pervy things…

Now it seemed Yunjin suddenly had the feeling of experiencing it herself.

Just as the two were feeling awkward in the small tent, Yino keenly heard footsteps approaching outside.

Seeing Yunjin about to cry from fright, Yino instantly realized the severity of the problem.

“No no no, my dear, you absolutely can’t cry!”

He stepped forward, trying to explain to Yunjin.

But at that moment, all of Yunjin’s attention was focused on that divine spear. Her face alternated between pale and blushing red as she hurriedly scooted back.

In her daze, Yunjin thought of the pervy things she had heard from her senior sisters before. It seemed even her trembling body had already anticipated what was about to fiercely happen next.

Seeing the girl really about to cry, Yino quickly pounced forward and covered her mouth.

“Mmph… Mmm…”

“No, stop making noise! Someone’s coming!”

Yino glanced back at the figures outside the tent, his tone growing stern.

He had also just woken up and had no idea what was wrong with Yunjin, her face turning red and her mood sensitive so early in the morning.

But for the sake of his and Yunjin’s reputations, Yino had no choice but to be a bit harsh with her–

“No crying! If you keep crying, I really will take off my pants!”

“Mm…”

Hearing this, although Yunjin’s face turned even redder, her tense and sensitive emotions clearly calmed down a lot.

Rather than being frightened, she seemed a bit stunned, her mind going blank.

“I’ll give you three seconds to calm down. Don’t make a fuss.”

“Mm… Mhm…”

Yunjin nodded obediently.

For a simple and naive little girl like Yunjin, occasionally using a stern tone really could scare her into behaving.

Only three seconds passed. Even Yino didn’t expect Yunjin to actually hold back her tears.

In the enclosed space of the small tent, Yunjin lay under Yino as he covered her mouth. Her misty, puppy-like eyes gazed at Yino affectionately, seemingly having already prepared herself mentally for something strange.

Only after the footsteps outside the tent faded away did Yino finally let out a sigh of relief.

“Yunjin, it’s okay if you don’t understand. I don’t blame you. But listen carefully to what I’m about to say!”

“This is a normal physiological phenomenon that every male has when he wakes up in the morning. If you don’t believe me, I can take you to ask the other male disciples later if it’s true…”

He explained seriously.

Yunjin listened with a red face, “No, let’s not ask. I believe you.”

“That’s good then.”

Yino breathed a sigh of relief. “But since you already understand, can you stop looking at me with that wronged and shy expression?”

“Oh…”

Yunjin let out an “oh” and nodded honestly.

But this time, Yino inhaled sharply and raised an eyebrow.

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“Wait… Did your eyes just show disappointment?”

“N-No they didn’t!”

…

…

…

At the top of Northern Peak, in the ruins of the Divine Shrine.

Jinyue lifted a piece of broken wood and glanced at the nine-colored compass she had been searching for.

She smiled coldly and looked back at the sword-carrying young man who was also investigating.

“Junior Brother Chen, look here!”

“I think I found a strange compass under these ruins!”

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