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Chapter 40 How Old Should a Man Be to Make a Woman Listen

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Chapter 40 How Old Should a Man Be to Make a Woman Listen

After resolving the conflict with Brother Wolf, Meng Lin didn’t linger in the massage parlor any longer, leaving with great peace of mind. As long as Li Qianfan was not in danger, she had nothing to worry about.

After all, her husband had instructed her before his business trip to take good care of Li Qianfan, as his eyesight was poor, and to ensure nothing untoward happened.

Now that everything was resolved with Brother Wolf, there was no need to worry about Li Qianfan being retaliated against.

“Sister-in-law, wait a moment!”

Just as Meng Lin stepped out of the massage parlor, she heard Li Qianfan’s voice from behind. Turning around, she saw Li Qianfan catching up and asked, “Xiao Fan, what’s wrong?”

Li Qianfan took out three thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to Meng Lin, saying, “Sister-in-law, take these three thousand yuan for now, I’ll give you more once I earn it.”

“Why are you giving me money?”

Meng Lin asked, baffled.

Li Qianfan explained, “Sister-in-law, when I first lost my vision, you and my brother lent me fifty thousand yuan. I wasn’t able to earn money before and couldn’t repay you, but now that I can, I want to start paying it back.”

“Oh, you’ve just started earning money, you must need it yourself. Let’s wait until you’ve earned more before you pay me back,” Meng Lin refused the money.

“Sister-in-law, I earned this yesterday in one day. The clients here are very generous, they give a lot of tips casually, you take it and spend it,” Li Qianfan insisted.

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Ah, where are there so many generous clients!

Meng Lin knew the source of this three thousand yuan; it was all from Liu Sisi, the spendthrift rich girl. Most customers weren’t so generous, and earning money wasn’t easy.

However, seeing how adamant Li Qianfan was, Meng Lin took the three thousand yuan, saying, “Okay, I’ll take it then. I still owe you forty-seven thousand, but make sure to let me know if you run out of money.”

“Alright!” Li Qianfan was very happy when his sister-in-law accepted the money.

Although there was still forty-seven thousand left to repay, as long as he worked hard, he would soon pay it off.

After seeing off his sister-in-law, Li Qianfan returned to the massage parlor, only to be blocked by Sun Qian, who dragged him into a corner, saying, “Qianfan, please, show me the thing that makes women obey, I couldn’t sleep at all last night.”

This girl’s curiosity is really strong!

Li Qianfan couldn’t help but chuckle to himself. He had only made a joke, but it had kept Sun Qian awake all night, showing just how innocent this girl was.

“Do you really want to know?”

Sun Qian nodded eagerly like a pecking chick, pleading earnestly, “I really want to know, just tell me, I’ll treat you to a meal when I get my paycheck.”

“What will we eat?”

“What do you want to eat?”

“Back when I was in high school in Taoyuan County, I heard that Taoyuan fried chicken tastes particularly good, but I never had the chance to try it. Treat me to fried chicken.”

Indeed, it wasn’t Li Qianfan’s first visit to Taoyuan County. He attended elementary school in the neighboring village, junior high in the town, and high school in Taoyuan County, while for university, he went to Zhonghai City.

However, back then Li Qianfan was very focused on his studies, and being short on money, he rarely ventured out of school, which meant he was unfamiliar with many places in the county. Yet, there were many old high-school friends he hadn’t seen in a long time in this not-so-familiar town.

“You want to eat Taoyuan fried chicken? That’s easy, my sister owns a fried chicken shop. Plus, it’s an inheritance from her mother-in-law, a century-old brand, the most authentic Taoyuan fried chicken! Whenever you’re free, let’s go have some fried chicken,” Sun Qian said, swiftly waving her hand in agreement, “Just tell me, what is that thing that makes women obey?”

Li Qianfan asked, “Have you ever been in love?”

Sun Qian shook her head, “No.”

Uh… No wonder she’s so innocent.

But soon, Li Qianfan recalled something. Damn it, I’ve never dated either. What right do I have to look down on Sun Qian for not having been in a relationship?

“What are you rambling about, what does your obedient darling have anything to do with me dating?”

Sun Qian saw Li Qianfan hemming and hawing, nearly getting impatient.

Li Qianfan quietly looked around and, finding no one else around, he leaned to Sun Qian’s ear and whispered, “Actually, my darling is quite simple—it’s this thing.”

While speaking, Li Qianfan pointed to his crotch.

“What?” Sun Qian looked confused, not understanding what Li Qianfan’s gesture meant.

Seeing Sun Qian’s confusion, Li Qianfan suddenly found himself at a loss for words, unsure how to explain and said, “Don’t you get it? It’s the thing men use to pee.”

“Swoosh!”

Suddenly, Sun Qian’s face turned red. Even if she was naive, she understood what Li Qianfan meant, since she had learned about this in junior high biology.

Looking at Sun Qian’s rosy cheeks, Li Qianfan just thought how adorable this girl was. He seriously said, “Do you now understand what my darling is?”

“I get it!” Because of her shyness, Sun Qian’s voice was particularly soft, but her eyes were full of doubt. “But I think you’re tricking me. Every man has that, so why can’t most men make women listen to them? Plus, my dad has one too, and he can’t make me listen; he always says I am rebellious. How do you explain that??”

Holy cow??

Suddenly, Li Qianfan was stunned. He had never expected Sun Qian to be so innocent that she would even bring her own ‘dad’ into this conversation.

Is this something you can casually describe?

Li Qianfan’s eyes darted around, then he explained, “Maybe it’s because mine is bigger. When it’s big enough, it can make women listen.”

Sun Qian immediately asked, “How big is it?”

Just then, Gao Hua entered from outside. Li Qianfan didn’t dare continue talking. If someone overheard their conversation, they would definitely think he was a creep.

Sun Qian greeted Gao Hua, and after Gao Hua entered the resting room, she again asked, “Qianfan, I was asking you, how big is it really?”

“I can’t explain clearly either. Anyway, you have a phone, just search it online. Baidu will give you the answers,” he said, before turning and walking away.

Driven by intense curiosity, Sun Qian didn’t hesitate to pick up her phone. After opening Baidu, she typed a query: How big does a man need to be to make a woman listen?

…

Li Qianfan didn’t return directly to the resting room but instead went to Hong Jiumei’s office. After all, Hong Jiumei had helped him out of a big mess and he needed to express his gratitude.

“Sister Ji, thank you for helping me out of this big trouble,”

Li Qianfan said earnestly.

Hong Jiumei smiled and replied, “Why be so polite? You’re my brother now, so I can’t just watch you being mistreated. Not to mention, you stood up for a colleague. I couldn’t ignore that.”

“Regardless, I still have to thank you. Not only did you help me with the simulation training, but you’ve also been so good to me. Having you as a…sister makes me feel very blessed.”

Li Qianfan said sincerely.

Speaking of simulation training, Hong Jiumei suddenly thought of something, she immediately said, “Qianfan, I just thought of a method that can speed up your training.”

Li Qianfan asked, “What method?”

The next moment, Hong Jiumei took out a black box from the drawer, marked with ‘Crazy Fleshlight’ in big letters, which made Li Qianfan slightly stunned. Damn, why the boss lady bringing out a fleshlight? And it’s even a ‘crazy’ one…

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