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Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder’s Record of Counterattacks

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Chapter 305: A Pain on the Bum

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Chapter 305: A Pain on the Bum

The three of them left Padon City under the cover of night as the brightly lit room in Qi Residence became filled with the scent of blood and lust.

Qi Sheng was holding a whip and swinging it with all his strength at Li Yufei. Li Yufei’s entire body was covered with whip marks that dripped with blood. She continuously moaned as she cried, “Big Brother Sheng, don’t hit Yufei anymore. It hurts.”

Li Yufei’s body contorted from every lash of the whip. It felt like every strike ripped flesh off her body.

Qi Sheng’s eyes were bloodshot, but he was extremely excited. As he panted heavily, he consoled Li Yufei, “It’s fine. Doesn’t it feel refreshing? Yufei, I’m loving you more and more. I truly love you to the point that I just want to whip you to death.”

Li Yufei was resentful and angry that he had hit her so much. Everything hurt so badly that she felt like she was about to die, but even as her wounds dripped with blood, she smiled seductively at Qi Sheng and said, “Big Brother, give Yufei the whip.”

After taking the whip, she abruptly started whipping Qi Sheng furiously. Qi Sheng screamed in pain, but he also felt intense pleasure. In the end, the two bloody figures embraced each other and continued to stimulate each other in all sorts of ways.

…

As Ning Shu sat in the carriage, she started whistling a little tune as she watched Padon City slowly fade from sight. She was very happy. Li Yufei’s snow-white skin was probably ruined by now. As for whether her face would be disfigured or not, Ning Shu didn’t know.

She had gone through special efforts to prepare that whip. It contained tiny little barbs and had been soaked in salt and chili water. The wounds left by this whip would probably become inflamed, and it’s very likely that scars would be left.

Ning Shu still remembered that Li Yufei had disfigured Mu Yanmeng before, so this counted as an eye for an eye.

After Ning Shu wiped off the thick layer of cosmetic powder on her face, she felt like her head was several pounds lighter. It was really refreshing, so she started whistling again.

“Miss, can you stop whistling?” Yue Lan’s face was red from holding her breath.

Ning Shu asked, “Why?”

“Your whistling is making this servant need the latrine,” whispered Yue Lan.

Right after she said that, the carriage stopped. Ning Shu smirked at Yue Lan. “Look how considerate your big brother hidden guard is?”

Yue Lan’s face turned even redder as she pushed the curtain out of the way to get out. Ning Shu’s stomach grumbled, so she said, “Let’s go together. Your miss’s stomach also feels a little off. It was probably due to eating too much drumsticks yesterday.”

Ning Shu squatted down next to Yue Lan to chat. She said, “Young lady, you’re already not a little child anymore. Have you ever thought about finding a place to settle down? It’s not good to be following your miss and running around all the time.”

“This servant will always follow Miss. Wherever Miss goes, this servant will go.” Yue Lan covered her nose and said, “Miss, you should eat less meat in the future. It feels like you haven’t been digesting well lately, it’s a little stinky.”

Ning Shu: …

Wasn’t it cruel to say this to a beauty? All beauties were above the food of common mortals.

Ning Shu couldn’t find anything to wipe her butt with and finally resolved herself to using a leaf. The ancient era was so tough, next time she had to remember to buy some writing paper.

The barbs on the leaves were a pain on the bum.

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