Chapter 151: Amnesia after drinking The drunk Lu Xuan was a little at a loss. He frowned and explored with some disbelief. I groped up and down, searched left and right, but I couldn't touch that familiar thing. "Haha, I get it! Hiccup, no wonder they said mine were bean sprouts. So you are jealous, it turns out that is not even touchable at all!" Lu Xuan laughed twice, turned to look at Mei Xishuang with a look of sudden realization, a smug smile appeared on his red face. He was very drunk at this time, and his behavior logic was completely different from normal circumstances. "Huh? Touch it again, maybe you'll have a different idea." Mei Xishuang narrowed her eyes slightly and even took the initiative to hold up Lu Xuan's hand. "Oh, you said I can't do it, then what are you? If the women who like you knew this, they would all cry to death...hiccup~" As he said that, Lu Xuan felt around a few more times, unconvinced.
"Oh, then why don't you just take responsibility for me? You haven't discovered it yet. Am I actually a woman? As she spoke, Mei Xishuang's body suddenly stiffened, and then softened again. She leaned on Lu Xuan's chest like a little bird. "Woman? Tsk, stop talking nonsense, kid. Most of the female disciples in the sect regard you as their dream lover. If you were a woman, all the male monks in the sect would hate you to death. This is like occupying the toilet without doing anything.” The drunk Lu Xuan refused to believe it and just sat up. He lowered his head and moved closer to Mei Xishuang, confirming it with his own eyes. "Eh? It's not that you are such a loser!" “Otherwise, if you still don’t believe it after seeing it with your own eyes, you’re still just as stupid even when you’re drunk. But I am much braver now, which is better than usual." Seeing this, Mei Xishuang felt shy, but more importantly, she had some romantic thoughts. In the past, Lu Xuan would usually become completely unconscious after drinking. It is rare that one retains some consciousness but remembers nothing when waking up the next day. Every time she meets him, Mei Xishuang will never let him go. Guide him to do something 'special'. "Are you still thirsty? If you want some water, I have some here~"
As she spoke, Mei Xishuang's lips curled up slightly. After a while, "Huh, I'm not thirsty anymore, not at all. My stomach is just bloated and uncomfortable. What time is it now? I have to get back to my master before dark, otherwise I will be punished again." After saying this, Lu Xuan fell into a deep sleep, closed his eyes, and snored. Mei Xishuang was lying on the bed, looking up at the ceiling, her hands gripping the sheets gradually loosening. It took her a while to come back to her senses and look at Lu Xuan lying on her body. She raised her hand and rubbed his head, her eyes full of love and affection. “I wish I could do this with you sober. It’s a pity that it’s all because of that woman Xia Ningyan. Why can she occupy you like this forever?" After saying that, Mei Xishuang slowly stood up and put on her clothes without cleaning herself. Lu Xuan's was very clean just now, so she didn't need to wipe it again. Afterwards, she used her magical power to summon streams of clear water. To help the sleepy Lu Xuan clean up his skin which had become a little sticky due to sweating from drinking. Then he walked outside, looked at the white feather coat hanging on the bamboo pole, which had not yet been dried, and simply waved his hand. All the water in it was sucked out, turning into a water ball of moderate size that gathered in the air. Finally, it fell to the ground with a puff. Mei Xishuang could have dried the clothes directly earlier, but she was afraid that Lu Xuan came here just for this matter. In order to give him a reason to stay a little longer, I deliberately used the method of natural drying. Mei Xishuang hummed a song and walked into the house again with clothes in her hand. Help Lu Xuan put on all the shoes and clothes he had taken off earlier. Then she lay on top of him again, with a more satisfied expression on her face than before. The originally fair skin also has a hint of moist red. She performed this set of movements with great skill, which was truly exemplary. "Ah Xuan, how is that woman better than me? We look similar. The same goes for my personality. I’m not bad in terms of talent either. As long as I’m given more time, I’ll be able to catch up sooner or later. It's just that the one who is closest to the water gets the moon first, which is really abominable. If I had been given more time, I would have mustered up the courage to confess to you. There would be no need for me to be like this now, where I can only watch you silently at times like this.
In front of her, he had to pretend to be friendly, even though he was disgusted by her. " Mei Xishuang was somewhat unwilling. She lay in Lu Xuan's arms, complaining to herself while sniffing the scent on his body. After a long time, he finally fell into a deep sleep. Three hours later, Lu Xuan woke up slowly, and after sitting up, the first thing he did was to raise his hands to cover his head. He frowned and took a deep breath. "My head hurts so much, and I drank too much again. But I'm not as thirsty as before. I didn’t feel any dry mouth at all, which was really strange.” Covering his head, Lu Xuan smacked his lips twice in strange manner, and could faintly taste a hint of sweetness. But the wine he and Mei Xishuang drank just now was extremely spicy. There is no such thing as an aftertaste at all, shouldn't it be like this? "Awake? Drink some hangover soup, or your headache won't go away tomorrow." Suddenly, Mei Xishuang came in with a plate and placed the steaming soup in front of him. Then he picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful, and brought it directly to his mouth. "Wait a minute. Why are you suddenly so nice to me and speaking so gently? I always feel like there’s something fishy going on.” Seeing this, Lu Xuan couldn't help but frowned suspiciously. Looking at the soup spoon close to his mouth, he hesitated for a while, then opened his mouth and accepted the food from Mei Xishuang. Never mind, the headache is really terrible, I’ll just drink it first. "Why, you're not willing to be nice to me, you're really suspicious. Are you satisfied only if I leave you alone on the ground? I was drunk last night, rolling around on the ground, covered in dust. I really don't want to touch you, you're so dirty." Mei Xishuang rolled her eyes at him, then scooped another spoonful and fed it into his mouth, looking very virtuous. "Um, you also changed my clothes for me?" Lu Xuan looked down at the dry white feather coat on his body and raised his eyebrows. "Well, what's the problem? You're a grown man and you're still shy. Or do you just like being covered in dust? You won't even want to be washed." Mei Xishuang raised her eyebrows and said without any guilt. That questioning look actually choked Lu Xuan. (First update, a little late. I'll try to continue with three updates today) (End of this chapter)
