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Chapter 37 Idiot

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Chapter 37 Idiot

A few minutes later, Together with his two mothers, Emma, and last but not least, his sister Lily, Yuan arrived in their backyard.

After arriving at the backyard, Yuan glanced at the three stunning women in front of him with a thoughtful expression on his face. The issue is that he doesn’t know what kind of weapon they prefer to wield, therefore he was unsure of what technique he should teach them.

They felt perplexed when they noticed Yuan peering at them silently and turned to stare at one another with odd looks.

“What exactly is he thinking now?” Lily inquired, her gaze drawn to Yuan’s pondering expression as if he were deep in thought.

“I’m not quite sure, but looking at his thinking complexion, I suppose it to be something that must be essential,” Anna said to her daughter while keeping an eye on her son.

“Since I am well acquainted with him and he dislikes wasting time for nothing, I suppose this is something about us,” Emma spoke as she cast a tender glance at Yuan.

She remembers with great clarity that in the past, even after discovering that he couldn’t use Mana, he didn’t waste his time on pointless activities; despite being extremely depressed after learning that he couldn’t be a mage, which was his dream and would make him the target of ridicule in society, he didn’t waste his time being depressed constantly rather he did things that a normal person can do.

“You’re indeed right, Emma. Yuan is the kind of child that most parents only dream of having, so we are incredibly fortunate to have him here.” Grace spoke as she continued to look at Yuan with a motherly and passionate glance that was full of love and compassion toward him.

ραпdα n?νa| сom Yuan contemplates for a while, but he can’t decide what kind of martial art he ought to teach them. Finally, he decides to ask Nora for assistance with this.

“I couldn’t decide what kinds of techniques I should teach them, Nora. Do you know which technique will work best for them?” Yuan asked, confident that Nora knew something about the subject.

[Host, what was the point of taking so long to think? You ought to have inquired earlier, don’t you think?] Asserting, Nora.

‘Sigh! She is correct. I am such a fool! I spent a great deal of time thinking about nothing.’ Yuan sighed while reflecting.

After giving it some thought, he realized how stupid he had been the entire time for failing to recognize the obvious—all he had to do was question Nora about it. And now, having thought about himself, he felt a little embarrassed.

Then Nora spoke again, adding, [Return to the matter, you should teach your two mothers a sword technique that was intended for females to utilize. If my memory serves me well, I can remember that the twin princesses also used swords as their main weapon and acquired numerous sword arts during their cultivation trip. In the era of the gods, they were praised as twin sword princesses. I strongly advise you to purchase an Earth-Rank sword technique from the system shop for Grace and Anna.]

Yuan responded while giving an understanding nod “Well, Nora, I’ll follow your instructions. But what about Emma and my sister? What kind of technique will work best for them?”

Given how much he cares for both his sister and Emma, he was eager to learn what strategies might work best for them.

[Given that your sister has the Heavenly Yin physique, I advise you to teach her any technique that is based on the Ice attribute because it is well suited for her. It doesn’t matter if the technique isn’t a sword technique because it won’t affect anything. Her learning curve will be sped up, and the technique’s destructive effectiveness will be considerably increased. You should only teach her an Earth-Rank martial technique because it will be her first time learning a technique and she has a very low cultivation level.]

Then she said, [And as for Emma, since she is a beast-man from the snake tribe and has greater physical strength than a human, it would be wise to teach her a martial technique that is more focused on brute force, such as the fists technique or palm technique. You can also teach her one or two weapon techniques later when her cultivation reaches the Spirit Master realm because not all problems can be solved solely with brute strength.] she said.

‘So it’s like that… ‘ he muttered inside his head while nodding at her.

Nora proposed using those methods because she is well aware of their exceptional talent in that area. Due to Lily’s physique—an ice-based physique that is well suited for ice-based martial skills—she offers ice-based martial techniques. Not only that, but her physique also significantly amplifies the destructive power of the technique. .𝗻𝐞𝘁

Emma, on the other hand, is a member of the snake tribe and is essentially a snake. An ordinary beast-man can compete with a rank-1 knight who has developed their aura because the beast-man is often known for having greater physical strength than humans. With that information, it was not surprising that Nora went for the martial technique that places a greater emphasis on physical power.

Then, when his attention was diverted elsewhere, he glanced over at them as they were blissfully conversing with one another while sitting on the garden’s soft grass.

They decided to talk for a time till Yuan awoke from his trance and offered them the martial skill he had promised to give them after noticing that he appeared to be deeply contemplating something.

“cough! Cough!” He saw them talking to each other and coughed a couple of times before he came closer to them to get their attention.

They turned around when they heard coughing coming from behind them and saw Yuan coming towards them with a tender smile on his handsome face that made their hearts skip a beat.

He grinned slightly at their flushed expressions and asked, “So, did I keep you guys waiting long?”

Anna said with a soft grin on her soft lips, “No, it’s only been about ten minutes, so there’s no need to think too much about it.

He then turned to look at the other and noticed that they were both nodding in agreement with Anna’s statements and smiling subtly.

“Ah, Little Yuan, where is the martial technique you promised to teach us?”

“Umm! We can’t wait for you to teach us the martial arts, darling.” Grace said while nodding at Lily, and Anna and Emma also nodded at them.

He could tell just by the look on their faces that they are eager to study and practice a martial art after learning how powerful and devastating it is. He couldn’t help but giggle when He saw this.

‘They are truly eager to learn, and they’re also getting pretty impatient to learn,’ he thought while chuckling inside.

He then said with a pleasant smile, “I’ve been considering what kind of martial arts method I should teach you folks, and I’ve now decided what kind of technique I should teach you… Tell me what kind of weapon you prefer to employ, ladies.”

Yuan questioned them now since he didn’t know what kind of weapon they like to use, aside from Grace and Anna, and only knew what kind of martial technique he should teach them.

Grace spoke after Anna and Grace exchanged looks with one another for a brief moment, “The same as you, darling, we’re both interested in using the sword as our weapon! Fufufu~” Anna nodded in agreement with Grace’s statement.

‘I thought so… ‘ Yuan muttered inwardly after hearing their answer; he had already anticipated this to come.

” I am also interested in learning a sword technique, Little Yuan!” Lily spoke in a very cheerful voice.

After hearing Lily’s words, he raised an eyebrow and asked, “Are you sure?”

“I’m certain of it. I used to love swords and wanted to be a knight, but my talent in magic was so strong that I was recruited by the Royal Mages Academy and had to give up my dream of becoming a knight. But now that I have the opportunity to practice swords, why not?” As she looked up at the blue sky above, Lily said.

“Okay!” Yuan responded.

After that, he turned to face Emma, who was beginning to grow agitated. Yuan flashed a gentle smile on his handsome face, which caused her to blush, and he said, “Emma, considering that you’re a beast-man from the snake tribe and have greater physical strength than a human, I have decided to teach you martial techniques that are more focused on brute strength; what do you think?”

‘Oh, Gosh! Heis too handsome for me to resist!’ Emma muttered inside her head.

Emma nodded her head in his direction without saying anything. She was flushing and doing everything in her power to cover her face with her hand.

‘So cute’ finding her action cute, Yuan couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Nora, please open the system shop… ”

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