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Chapter 144: Cheating the Kung Fu

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Chapter 144: Cheating the Kung Fu

Shekou, after two years of development, has now changed dramatically. Not far from 껚 feet, a village was built. This village is different from those common villages. The layout of the houses has been planned beforehand. The villages are all built with blue bricks, with thick and connected outer walls. There are only three entrances into the village. The internal roads are crisscrossed, and if you are not familiar with the environment, you will definitely get lost when entering the village. This was specially arranged by Ergouzi based on the formation diagram in the military book. To make use of the knowledge he learned in "껜 Ji Yin", a large number of traps and traps were arranged in the village. If we encounter the kind of rebellion like before, everyone can retreat into the village and grind the enemy to death. There are more than two people in the family. After growing up in the past two years, most of them have sensed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and entered the Qi refining period. Some have higher cultivation levels and have even reached the middle stage of Qi training.

The strength of the peasants at his disposal is much stronger than that of the army in the county. Originally, according to the rules of the Great Zhou Dynasty, he secretly taught the skills and raised private soldiers, and the scale reached more than 2,000 people. It was definitely a capital crime to confiscate the family and exterminate the clan. However, this is all Ji Cang's fault. What does it have to do with Ergouzi? Anyone who has any objection should go to Ji Cang. He just raised a group of farmers, and they all farmed the land honestly. In addition, these people have always stayed in the village and have never gone out to show off. They have also made contributions to countering rebellion and neutralizing the enemy. At present, no one from the local government is involved in this matter. Ergouzi carried a large amount of Peiyuan Guben pills on his back today and came to the village to distribute them to everyone. Qiuyue took a large booklet, which recorded how much work each person did and how much food they planted. Now that there are a lot of people, and as time goes by, the passion slowly fades away at first. Everyone's personality is different. It is inevitable that some people will do it faster or slower, more or less. With such a gap, in difficult times when the current situation is precarious, everyone can still unite and help each other like a big family under the leadership of Ergouzi. But over time, these resentments will accumulate. Why can I do more work and get the same benefits? Since others can get the same treatment even if they don’t work, why do they still work? Gradually, everyone started to cheat and be lazy. They were worse than others, and they had to be worse than him in order not to suffer. Ergouzi can't help it, he can't keep an eye on everyone's back all the time. He thought about it for a long time, and came up with this method. If he works more, he can be allocated more and better resources, and if he works less, he will have fewer resources. In this way, it seems much fairer, and everyone is full of energy when working. It's just a pain for those kids.

Many people bought them when they were two or three years old. Now they are less than ten years old. Naturally, they are not as good at work as adults, and the resources they can allocate are limited. At this time, Qiuyue took the booklet, compared the records on it, and distributed Peiyuan Gubenwan to everyone. A child took the Peiyuan Guben Pill and put it into his mouth to chew. "Smells like snot." "Why do I smell like snot every time I take this pill?" The child asked curiously while chewing. "Nonsense, this is medicine, where does the snot come from? How do you know that the snot smells like this?" Qiuyue patted the child on the head and cursed with a smile. "It's true, it just smells like snot and boogers." "Don't you lick your nose?" "You usually pick your nose and don't eat it?" the child asked a little curiously. "Sir, who would do such a disgusting thing? This is medicine. It has the effects of sweetness, bitterness, and spicyness." "Everything in heaven can be used as medicine." Ergouzi said something a little embarrassed when he heard the child's words. I don’t know how much snot and tears Yu 껚 mixed into it, so that the child can taste it. Fortunately, I haven't taken Peiyuan Gubenwan for many years. When Yu made Peiyuan Gubenwan pills, he sold them on the black market or gave them to his associates to eat. Ergouzi handed the Peiyuan Guben Pills to Qiuyue for distribution. He came from the village and was going to kick Yu a few times when he returned to the top. As soon as he came, he saw Daoxuanzong Jiuxing Taoist standing outside the village with a smile. "Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Zhang for successfully building the foundation." Jiuxing Taoist saw from a distance that Er Gouzi had successfully built the foundation, and he quickly raised his hands to congratulate him. "Thank you, fellow Taoist Nine Stars." "This way please." After Ergouzi established the foundation, he seemed much more confident and calm when facing these foundation-building monks. As for grass building foundation, what is it? In the past few days, he has not been so satisfied. Anyway, there are so many grasses in the sky, and there is only one of him. Maybe the Jiuxing Taoist opposite is also a grassroots foundation builder.

Thinking about it this way, I feel more balanced. He led Jiuxing to a blue brick house and poured tea for him. For that wooden sign, Jiuxing Taoist has been here many times in the past two years. So even if the other party spoke, Ergouzi also knew what his intention was. "Fellow Jiuxing Taoist, I want to hear from you. How big is the sea of ​​dantian for an average foundation-building monk?" "The sea of ​​dantian, this varies from person to person, everyone is different." "Those cult monks who are eager for quick success and instant benefits are eager for success. Some people's Dantian sea is only three to five inches long." Hearing Jiuxing Taoist say this, Ergouzi breathed a sigh of relief, at least he was not the worst. "We righteous monks pay attention to being steady and building a solid foundation. Generally, after building the foundation, we can reach about one." "The sea of ​​my Dantian is one foot or two inches long." When Jiuxing said this, he was quite proud. This was his capital that he was better than other colleagues. Hearing that Jiuxing was one foot and two inches long, Ergouzi took an inward look at his shabby Dantian. "I wonder how big the Dantian sea will be after Daoyou Zhang establishes the foundation?" "놖It's about the same as everyone else, about one foot." The actual size made Ergouzi a little embarrassed, thinking that five inches should be considered about one foot. The two chatted for a while and brought up Jiuxing's old matters again. "I wonder if you have found that wooden sign?" Daoxuanzong must have attached great importance to this wooden sign, and would come to ask about it every now and then. If it weren't for the fear of the big snake's strength, he would have probably used force. "Fortunately, I live up to my fate!" This time, Ergouzi was uncharacteristic and admitted that he had found it. "Really?" Jiuxing Taoist stood up excitedly. "Show me quickly!" Ergouzi took out a wooden box and opened it gently. I saw a wooden sign in the wooden box, which was engraved with runes. It's just that this wooden sign has obviously been severely damaged. Many small pieces were reassembled, and there are still some traces of corrosion on them.

"this?" "Is this the wooden sign?" Although Jiuxing Taoist had never seen a wooden sign before, he also knew that it should not look like this. "It should be 놅, 놖In order to help you find this wooden sign, I have to sift through the big snake's shit every day. It took me several months to find these bits and pieces, and this is what I put them together. " Ergouzi has read so many books by sages and developed a thicker and thicker skin, and now he no longer blushes when he talks nonsense. Of course he forged this wooden sign. He put a piece of jujube wood into a gourd and stored it with some spiritual energy. Then cut it into the original wooden sign style, and carve it according to the 놅 runes on it. Then smash and destroy the forged wooden sign, so that it looks more like sifting it out of snake feces. He made a dozen fakes in total, but this one was the most satisfying. Jiuxing stared at the broken wooden sign in the wooden box, poked it with his fingers, dug his fingernails, and smelled it, and there was a smell. "This wooden sign is extremely tough, how could it break? And now it can be broken even with fingernails. It's a bit too crispy." Jiuxing Taoist was still full of doubts when facing this broken wooden sign. "I don't know about this. I'm sifting out snake dung for you. I'm so tired that I smell bad." Ergouzi didn't give any explanation. Anyway, he insisted that he picked it up from snake dung and didn't know anything else. If the other party has questions, 녦뀪 do your own research and find the answer. Taoist Jiuxing studied the wooden sign for a long time, but still could not judge its authenticity. Although the wood is extremely tough. But that snake is indeed extraordinary. The big wooden snake has been passed through its belly, and maybe it will become brittle. So after looking at it for a long time, Jiuxing Taoist still didn't see anything. "Fellow Taoist, can you give me this wooden sign first?" "Take it back and let many of your classmates refer to it for identification." "no!" Ergouzi shook his head firmly and refused. "Since it is a transaction, one hand pays the money and the other hand delivers the goods. What if you cheat the wooden sign and don't let him practice the skills?" "I'm just an honest farmer, I can't compete with you, Daoxuan Sect." Even though he was forging fake goods, they must be sold as genuine in order to be valuable. Therefore, his attitude is also very determined.

"녦 is 놖now 놇 can't judge the authenticity, and I can't hand over the technique to you rashly, right?" Taoist Jiuxing was also very hesitant, unable to make a decision at the moment. Seeing that Jiuxing was still unable to make a decision, Ergouzi stretched out his hand, covered the wooden box again and put it into his arms. Anyway, he was not in a hurry, he just had a one-size-fits-all mentality, and Dao Xuanzong would like to change it or not. Jiuxing Taoist hesitated for a long time, unable to make a decision, and was reluctant to leave just now. That wooden sign was too important to Daoxuan Sect. After a long time, Jiuxing finally thought of a compromise. "How about we each take a step back?" "What's the way to retreat?" "Take that wooden tablet back to 놖. 놖 will give you a short section of the exercises first. If it is genuine and correct, 놖 will then supply you with the rest of the exercises." "Everyone takes a step back, and you take all the benefits." Ergouzi immediately disagreed, as if he had suffered a big loss. "After all, you took advantage and took away the wooden sign." Jiuxing Taoist priests guarantee their reputation as Dao Xuanzong and will never deceive Ergouzi. 꺗 said a lot of good things, and in the end, Ergouzi reluctantly agreed. Jiuxing Taoist gave Ergouzi the Kung Fu technique, which only includes the early and middle stages of foundation building. As for the later stage of foundation building and the golden elixir, the authenticity of the wooden sign needs to be confirmed before it can be handed over to Ergouzi. Seeing Jiuxing Taoist holding the wooden box and leaving happily, Er Gouzi was also in a happy mood. This is a mutually beneficial transaction, and both people get what they want. Ergouzi returned to the mountain with the exercises and shut himself in the stone house to study them carefully. Even the original idea of ​​kicking Yu has been forgotten now. I read it many times and asked Chang Linger to help me read it again. He felt guilty about being a thief, and he was also afraid that Nine Stars' fake skills would deceive him. "There should be no problem with the technique, 녦뀪 feel free to practice." Chang Ling'er's voice sounded in his mind. "You worked so hard to get a rubbish foundation-building technique. You might as well find Xu Fengluo." "Back then, Chang Ling'er's own demon clan skills were not suitable for the human race, so he specially found a top human clan skill for Xu Feng." "If you find Xu Feng놅떘luo, you might be able to get this technique." Chang Linger 꺗놇 encouraged Ergouzi to find Xu Feng놅떘luo.

"Wait a little longer, 놖shows that 놇 is not strong enough." 뀪The first two dogs didn't build a foundation. They always felt that it was too dangerous outside and were unwilling to go outside. Now he has succeeded in building a foundation, but it is just a grassroots foundation building. He still has no confidence and is unwilling to start building a foundation for it. He still remembered when he saw Ji Cang kill three foundation-building monks with just a snap of his fingers. There are also nine foundation-building monks from the Zhenguo Army, who can chase dozens of monks of the same level and flee in embarrassment. There is still a big gap between foundation building and foundation building. Ergouzi was not bewitched by Chang Ling'er. He returned to the stone house on the top of the mountain, swallowed a Qi Gathering Pill, and started practicing. Really, the speed of practicing the foundation-building technique is much faster. It would take him a day or two to refine a Qi Gathering Pill into magic power. Now, it only took an hour to completely refine the magic power. For the next period of time, he practiced the foundation-building technique every day and practiced aura to increase his mana. Then use "Nine Levels of Foundation Building" to purify and compress these mana, increase the purity of the mana, and at the same time widen the sea of ​​dantian. His Dantian sea was widened by five points after he worked hard day by day. Now it has reached five inches and five points. Keep going and keep going.

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