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MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer

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Chapter 131: [18+] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Chapter 131: [18+] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The forest was dark, quiet, and felt like another world. Jack soon found Bubblegum sitting on a large ancient tree root, pensive.

She was akin to an exquisite goddess, her luscious pink hair incredibly dazzling. Many would have noted her grace or how enchanting she looked with her face slightly flushed from the alcohol.

But to Jack, she was just Bubblegum. She had a good head on her shoulders, was reliable, and was a great teammate. Still, she sure did look utterly vibrant and full of life.

He silently went to sit by her side, and for a few seconds, they remained in absolute silence.

"You'll be leaving?" She gently asked.

"Yes. I've already fulfilled the conditions to leave and achieved the max level in the tutorial. After the party, Igor will take me away." Jack nodded.

"You'll have to be careful. I won't be there to get eaten in your stead. Not for many days at least." She chuckled.

"That…It may take a while before we meet again. I'll probably leave the human lands and journey to some remote realm." Jack explained.

"All to dominate Infinite?"

"Exactly." He nodded.

"Why?"

"There are more unique quests in the periphery areas and—"

"Why do you care so much about Infinite? It's neither for the money nor the fame, am I right?"

Why? Just why?!

To clear his regrets, he just needed to live a good life and save his family, right?! But that wasn't enough for him, far from it.

Infinite had become part of his identity over the last decade. Time reverting didn't change this fact one bit. The truth was that a part of him felt like he belonged to the game more than the real world.

"Because Infinite is my life." He uttered softly, every word heavy with meaning as he remembered the past. This game had shaped the man he had become.

"I understand." Her gentle voice echoed.

Still lost in thoughts, he faintly sensed her leaning closer. Before he knew it, she was pressing her soft lips against his, stealing a kiss.

Her gorgeous face was right next to his, her warm breath tickling his skin. Had she always been so mesmerizing?!

But he quickly regained his bearings. She had taken him by surprise, but he wouldn't let himself be carried away.

"I'm still going to leave." He firmly declared.

"You will."

"I'm not looking for any relationship right now." He warned.

"That's fine."

"Even if it's a game, it still—"

"I don't care." She leaned closer again.

She used another kiss to snuff out his protests. Her soft pink tongue pried his lips open, intertwining with his. After an eternity that felt like an instant, they separated, catching their breath.

She smiled at him.

"Let's just enjoy tonight. After all, who knows when or even if we'll meet again. Plus, we have to test the 18+ functionalities at some point, am I right?" She impishly whispered.

She looked so damn tempting!

Jack carefully observed their surroundings. The system had zero tolerance for public indecency. They'd at least need to get some cover if they truly wanted to have fun.

But she misunderstood this slight pause as hesitation.

"It will be my first time too, don't worry." She reassured him. Technically it was the same for him— in this life anyway.

She slowly guided his hand toward her breasts. Not too big, but ample enough to fill his hand. She then resumed their kiss, her breathing rougher by the second and her tongue so damn sweet.

But this time, he fought back. His tongue wrestled hers, invading every corner of her mouth, exploring it entirely. He wrapped an arm around her slender waist, hoisting her up while he grabbed her plump little ass.

Then he brought her to a nearby bush. There just happened to be a fox in it, but he casually slaughtered it, directing a silent prayer at it. It would die for a good cause: for a brother to get laid!

"Not a five-star hotel, but close." He joked.

"Pfft— very close." She giggled in between kisses.

He gently lowered her in the vegetation, still busy stealing her breath away— in both senses. As he finally gave her a respite, she panted heavily, completely red. A status window reflected in her glazed eyes.

[Initiated 18+ Content. Accept?]

Never in her life had she smashed a YES button so quickly!

[Have fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!]

"This system is a freaking troll!!" She gasped in shock, only for her mouth to be under attack once again. Her complaints soon turned into muffled moans.

His hands suddenly moved so quickly. Before she knew it, her clothes were already in shambles. Had he mastered dress break or something?! He had looked so innocent earlier!

But she didn't have time to dwell on that thought as he stole her lips away. But he wouldn't stop there, as he ever so slowly kissed lower and lower, gently teasing her.

He kissed her delicate nape, then her elegant collarbone, her full breasts, her slim midriff, her juicy tighs, and finally…stopped. Stopped?!

She felt her entire body heat up with every passing second, hungering for more. Was he leaving her hanging?! He showed a teasing grin as he looked her way.

She bit her lower lips as she met his gaze, silently begging him to continue.

He finally resumed his kissing but started licking too. His hot tongue invaded her, making her whole body tingle. It was sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes gentle, and sometimes heated, but her reactions were always intense!

Her back arched, her hands pushed his head against her wet flower, and soft moans escaped her lips— no matter how composed she tried to look.

She lost herself in ecstasy and lost track of time as he kept relentlessly lapping. He was akin to a thirsty, lost traveler in a desert finally chancing upon an oasis— then again, by now, it was at least a lake…

She kept trembling non-stop until she couldn't hold it anymore and felt herself gushing with joy. Her body went soft as her mind went blank for an instant. She basked in the afterglow, gasping for breath.

Where had he learned to do that?!

She suddenly felt him kiss her nape, her body quivering to his touch. He rested his head above hers, gazing into her enchanting golden demonic fox eyes.

He gave her such a sunny smile, one unfitting of one called the Demon King.

"I'm glad you enjoyed the foreplay." He gently commented.

"!!!"

That's when she was jolted awake. Foreplay?! Right, this had just been the foreplay…and she was already a mess! Would she survive the rest?!

She felt a mix of fear and expectation as he brought out his Epic Weapon. It looked very sturdy and ready for battle. She gulped as she peered at its magnificence.

He made it brush against her thigh, making her shiver as it slowly made its way toward her pink slit. Her body answered him as it touched her wet gates, ushering in him.

"Should I enter?" He teasingly asked her.

Her entire face flushed even redder as she hurriedly and repeatedly nodded. So what if this would break her!?

He stole her lips and pushed himself in, sliding in so easily, even with how tight she was. She welcomed him whole, her insides burning hot and her folds snuggly wrapping around him as his warmth filled her.

Her body didn't want to let go of him!

Moans escaped her only to be muffled by his tongue. But that was only the beginning.

He began moving. Slowly at times and faster at others, probing every corner of her wet cave. The exploration felt so damn good! Every time he was about to exit, he couldn't help but drive himself back in as she twisted in pleasure.

She could only capitulate as she entrusted herself to him, letting him plunder the deepest part of her vault. But even as he did so, his hands were never idle. He gently caressed all her curves and fondled her twin peaks lovingly.

She even locked her legs around his waist with her arms wrapped around his neck. At this instant, they were one.

She felt herself reach Heaven. Once, twice, thrice, and eventually she lost count. She reached it alone many times but also alongside him as he painted her insides a pretty white. She had wholly surrendered to him.

Every time she thought she was at her limits, she found herself wanting more, and he kept delivering. He seemed tireless!

"L-let…Ahhh! Ahhh!"

"M-me…Ahhh! Ahhh!"

"R-rest…Ahhh! Ahhh!"

"F-for a …..Aaahhhhhh! S-second!"

It took her all her efforts to barely utter a coherent sentence amidst her moans. But that's when she saw his smile. It still looked warm, beautiful, and so gentle.

"Nope." He chuckled.

"Oh gosh…Ahhhhhh!" She barely exclaimed that he was already resuming his diligent yet gentle plowing. She bit her lips as she felt him slide back in, filling her core.

She couldn't even control her body, and he was still so calmly smiling, a sunny smile that was actually very fitting for a Demon King…

━━━━━━ POV ━━━━━━━

A few players strolled the forest, feeling despondent. They had just joined the catastrophic raid against the Demon King earlier,

"How in the hell is the Demon King so strong?!"

"Is there still a future for us in New Leaf?"

"Hard to say. It was a confusing fight."

"Maybe they won't remember us?"

Out of habit, they slowly walked toward a bush they knew contained a fox. It was a perfect farm location as it was completely isolated.

"I'd love to kill that Demon King prick!"

"Same! He thinks he's hot shit and all!

"Yeah, I can't stand that fucker."

"Same, fuck him!"

They circled the bush, ready to ambush the poor fox hiding inside. They even did a silent countdown.

3

2

1

That's when the bush rustled.

But as they saw the monster that came out of it, they froze. They recognized the annoying face, the devilish grin, and the white deadly-looking Cluckinator.

"D-D-Demon King?!"

"W-What the fuck?! How?!"

"W-What is he doing in a bush?!"

#Bush PTSD Intensifies!

The devil didn't waste any time and did a single bloody cleave, dispatching them all. As their bodies turned to light particles, they heard him mutter:

"Don't worry, guys, I'll remember you. After all, you interrupted me while I was watering the plants." He even winked, giving them goosebumps.

What kind of BS reason was this?! He had left his fantastic party to water a bush?! Why?!

They disappeared in complete anguish, resolved to delete their account, and hopefully respawn in another beginner village.

F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫

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Jack was left seemingly alone.

"I wonder how good nectar is to grow plants. They won't drown, right?" He seemingly mused to himself, but soft and tired laughter came from the bush.

"You ass! You should worry about me instead! How am I supposed to walk?!"

"Don't worry. I have plenty of healing potions." He reassured her.

"Thank god!"

"Alright, time for round 2!" The Demon King happily returned to the bush.

"Oh god! Tell me you're kidding?!"

"Are you against it?"

"…I didn't say that." Her voice was as tiny as a mosquito, but it betrayed her eagerness.

This was Jack's last night in the tutorial. They may as well enjoy it…

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[A/N] Thoughts on this chap? Bush PTSD intensifies 100%! ^_^v

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