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Chapter 47: Chapter 47

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Chapter 47: Chapter 47

Chen Ning couldn't help it, but Shen Yi had no choice but to obey him like this.

So Shen Yi became more unscrupulous in the bedroom.

"Damn, you're excited, your feet are washed for the old lady!" Chen

Ning said very seriously to Shen Yi on the bed.

"Why do you have to wash it! I may go to step on sauerkraut in a few more days, what

a pity to wash it now. Shen Yi said slowly.

"Okay, don't you wash it, do you! Grandma drops! Don't live!" With that,

Chen Ning directly inserted the socks that Shen Yi had just taken off into Shen Yi's nostrils.

"I'm grass!Biochemical weapons!I'm so ruthless, I don't dare to touch my socks more!You don't want

your hands!" "It doesn't matter! It's a big deal to use my hands to step on sauerkraut!

You kid likes to step on sauerkraut so much, I'll let you step on it!"

Shen Yi was moved by Chen Ning's perseverance today.

"Okay, okay, I'll wash my feet, but the premise is good, it's none of my business if you have foot foot on your hands. "

Okay! it's none of your business!" Chen Ninggang finished speaking, went straight to the bathroom, washed with hand sanitizer and sprayed alcohol once.

"Eldest sister, is this necessary?" asked Shen Yi.

"Yes, and it's very necessary!"

... Nothing happened overnight.

Ding Zero Zero ~ Ding Zero Zero ~

The lazy Chen Ning was woken up by the

phone, "Who! Why are you calling so early!" Although Chen Ning was angry,

the phone still had to be answered.

"Hey, is it Chen Ning's anchor? I'm the professor that day, and that Chinese competition is about to start!

You quickly follow Shen Yi downstairs to our school playground.

After listening to this, Chen Ning thought for a while, "I'm grass, we're at school, it's too late!"

"Shen Yi, hurry up for me, today's activities are going to start!" "

I'll sleep again..." As soon as Shen Yi's words came to his mouth, he saw Chen Ning standing in front of him with a dead face.

"Okay, let's get up!"

Soon the two of them packed up and went out. The live stream is turned on.

"What will the anchor show us today!"

"The anchor is still in college, this is the challenge of the last PK."

Chen Ning replied: "Today we are going to take Shen Yi to participate in the Chinese competition of Modu University!Looking forward to winning a ranking

!""Isn't the anchor looking too high for Shen Yi!He wants to be able to win the award!I Lu Benwei ate this screen on the spot!"

"I took a screenshot of the picture above, I am a 10-year old fan, there was a live broadcast before Shen Yi showed his Chinese ability, and

it is recommended that this live broadcast room should not set up a flag in the future."

When Shen Yi saw this barrage, he also responded enthusiastically

, "Hahaha, buddy can tell me directly if you want to eat the screen, you don't need to set up this flag!"

It didn't take long for Shen Yi and Chen Ning to arrive at the competition venue.

"Wow, there are a lot of people here!

Big brother, I don't know that I thought Zhou Jieluan came here for a concert!" Shen Yi was stunned, and

it happened that two contestants came over next to him,

talking about something while walking.

"There are really a lot of participants in this competition! I'll just say

!" "That's for sure! You don't look at how many credits are added

to the first place, and those who basically win the championship don't have to work hard to earn credits this semester!"

Shen Yi suddenly realized, "Good guy, this first temptation is so big! It's a pity that it's useless for me."

After talking to himself,

Shen Yi followed Chen Ning and began to squeeze towards the registered players.

"Hello! We have to register for the competition! This is our player card!"

Chen Ning said as he handed

the certificate to the staff, and the staff who had just received the certificate was directly stupid, looking at Chen Ning repeatedly.

"Are you sure the person in this photo is you?"

"It's not me who participated, it's the kid next to me!" Chen Ning found that he had been misunderstood, and quickly explained.

"Oh, kid, right,?! kid?" the staff was even more confused.

"You're not kidding, are you?"

At this time, Shen Yi stopped and said directly: "I'm not fucking kidding you."

Of course, the staff understood, and as soon as their faces flushed,

they handled the admission ticket for Shen Yi.

By the way, the rules are as follows: the competition must participate in the topic debate in foreign Chinese, and there are all deductions for grammatical errors

, but as long as the side that wins the debate

will get 30% of the score, which is basically a victory.

Shen Yi and Chen Ning nodded after listening, and Shen Yi

said complacently, "Debate!

What can I do?

After

speaking, Shen Yi and Chen Ning entered the preparation area and prepared for battle.

It's not preparation, it's just a place to sit anyway.

On the other hand, most of the college students next to

them are still holding grammar books.

But there is one person who is different, he is the same as Shen Yi,

playing with his mobile phone comfortably in his seat.

"Anchor anchor, you see that there is a person over there who is lying flat like you, is it just here to get a participation award credit!" Shen

Yi also noticed this person at this time

, and as soon as he looked at the person, he picked up the phone, and his voice was very loud.

"What? Let me read the book? No way

, you should know that foreign languages are my forte

! What are you kidding, I got a level 100 certificate in IELTS speaking! I don't panic you guys.

The netizens in the live broadcast room exploded directly when they heard

this, "Damn, IELTS level 100, this Nima seems to be the highest level of IELTS, and there is no difference between foreign language communication and crooked nuts at this level!" "

The anchor's strong opponent +1, the anchor won the championship this time, and I feel that the hope is very slim in an instant."

Shen Yi saw that he was still unhurried and said,

"I can't look at the IELTS level 100 yet! With

that, Shen Yi closed his eyes and turned on the immortal cultivation mode.

... Until the draw of lots.

"Brothers, it's so quick to draw lots as soon as you wake up, haha.

Shen Yi said as he put his hand into the box.

"Look at how many numbers! The time to witness the miracle has arrived!"

Shen Yi's hand kept groping in the box, and after a while

, as if he had made up his mind, he took it.

took it out, and looked at the number ball, "No. 23!" Shen Yi just took it out and asked loudly at the venue

, "Is there any No. 23? Where is my opponent?"

"The anchor should keep a low profile, you are too high-profile,

I still like your unruly appearance before." "

I!" a handsome young man raised his hand.

At the same time, his eyes were full of surprise

!"Damn, why is it a child! Isn't this preliminary round unstable?

5 points guaranteed, Xiangxiang!" "

Actually, he is a two-point guy who came to mix with thanks

, and now in this situation

, he thinks he can score 3 more points

, happy! Of course he is happy! But how fast he is happy now,

how desperate he will be later."

"Hello, my name is Shen Yi! Please bear with me in the preliminary round!" The

young man took Shen Yi's hand and shook it with gratitude.

He said, "Bear me, bear me, must bear with!".

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