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Chapter 32: Chapter 32

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Chapter 32: Chapter 32

Chen Ning took the prepared noodles for Shen Yi to eat, "This noodle is okay! It's delicious!"

After Chen Ning heard this, she couldn't help but show a smile

, "Then you're kidding, my lo mein is learned from Dongmei."

"That's right, Sister Chen Ning, Director Cui called me just now and said that you should take me to the water park he arranged

!" "What?" Chen Ning was speechless for a while, "Okay, okay, go to bed after eating, and go over early tomorrow!"

After eating noodles, Shen Yi went to bed, quietly looking forward to tomorrow's paradise.

Nothing happened all night....

"Chen Ning, get up almost and go to the water park!" "

Wait a minute! I haven't bought swim trunks yet! You have swimsuits, but my swim trunks?"

"Swim trunks must be sold there! Let's talk about it at the place!"

Shen Yi was hurried out. There is no trace of defense~

"Eat quickly, it took just half an hour to get to that place after eating, and I don't have the strength to play in the water later."

"Okay, okay. Shen Yi stuffed a amount of breakfast into his mouth that didn't belong to his age.

Half an hour was quickly there, and they packed up and got out of the car.

Chen Ning and Shen Yi walked to the counter of the park and took out the QR code tickets that Director Cui bought on a group yesterday to enter the venue.

"By the way, boss, do you have

swim trunks here?" "Ah? Of course there is, our family just got a batch of bib swim trunks, which are very strong and not easy to fall off

!" "Okay, okay, you can get me one, this 8-year-old kid is going to wear it!" "Okay

!"

Shen Yi's swim trunks were bought, but he always felt that something was wrong with them, and he had a feeling that he would lay eggs at any time.

After Chen Ning took Shen Yi to buy underwear, she put Shen Yi outside the women's locker room and went in to change her swimsuit.

There was not only Shen Yi outside, but also two men who seemed to be waiting for someone, and

Shen Yi just thought about it and a princess girl came out of the dressing room.

"You take me to the slide!" I'm going to play the slide

!" "Okay! the little one obeys orders!"

"........."

"Is this some trendy cosplay?" Shen Yi looked at that side with speechless eyes.

Finally, Chen Ning also came out of it, "Let's go, I'll take you to the water slide, it's fun over there!" "Okay! Sister Chen Ning let's go! I'm

going to see the swimming~ slide

!" The two of them trotted all the way, and finally arrived at the water slide area, where Shen Yi also saw the princess girl just now.

Shen Yi saw it, and subconsciously stayed away from the girl.

"What are you going backwards for? Aren't you going

to slide down the slide?" Shen Yi heard this, and hurriedly ran

to the highest slide to slide down!"If you want to play, play the highest!" "Hey, come down, you're so high...!" "

What hurry down?" Okay, I'll slide down immediately!"

Shen Yi slipped directly on his butt and slid down the water, thanks to this strap swim trunks, otherwise he would be exposed when he came down.

"Wuhu! Take off!"

Shen Yi quickly slid down and flew into the water and splashed a large splash.

"Ah!! my hair!" the

princess just now was drenched in the splash by Shen Yi and shouted.

Chen Ning opened the live broadcast room when she changed into her swimsuit, and her mobile phone was wrapped in a bag for water and only one shot was exposed.

This scene just now was broadcast in its entirety.

"This woman, what is it called when you have wet hair playing in the water park, why are you so afraid of getting wet and come to the water park?"

The princess girl just finished screaming and rushed towards the direction where Shen Yi had just fallen into the water. At this time, Shen Yi was still in the stimulation just now, and he didn't shake his senses.

"Stinky boy, don't think that I won't clean you up if you're young! You don't respect women when

you're young, right? You know how precious my hair is! I'm a transplanted hair! 3000 a piece, why do you pay for it?!"

"Sister, don't yell out so loudly with your hair transplant, for fear that others won't know

?" "Afraid of getting wet when you come to the water park?"

"Princess girl, the two men next to her also stood up and yelled at Shen Yi: "Good boy, you are the first person we have ever seen to say this about my baby!"

"What's wrong with her just not wanting to get her hair wet? What's wrong with her hair transplant? That's what people like!".

Hearing this long list of bombardments, he was speechless for a while, and Shen Yi, who didn't want to pay attention to them, opened his mouth and squirted: "Does someone like it? It's

a dog, you lick a dog like this! How do you manage to chase a woman without repulsion!" The

netizens in the live broadcast room just launched an offensive, but when they heard this sentence, they all burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, respect the dogs, they're just more affectionate!" "

Funny is funny, but I think it's really disgusting for these two to lick the dog, isn't it really awkward for the two of them to chase one?"

Cui Dalong sent a PK invitation~

Chen Ning's mobile phone shook, and when he saw that it was PK Lianmai, he accepted it after thinking about it.

"Sister Chen Ning! I just heard from netizens that you went to the water park and met a princess sick and two licking dogs! I'll be over right away!" Cui

Dalong said to Chen Ning excitedly as soon as he accepted Lianmai.

Chen Ning didn't take the next sentence, but Cui Dalong continued

, "You are like this, I usually hate what princess is sick and licking dogs

, you ask my little brother to help me treat them, and I will give you a gift!"

Chen Ning, who was just about to refuse, was sprayed by the princess first: "That's your sister! Today's matter must have a result! There is nothing good for the two of you to get together!" Shen

Yi was the first to collapse, and before Chen Ning could speak, he began to scold angrily: "Sister! I didn't mean to wet your hair! The earth revolves around the sun instead of you! What kind of slide area do you want to get wet?"

Originally, Shen Yi really didn't want to pay attention to her, and finally really rested once, but this moment, the anger was increased several times

!"I'll just say that you are not disgusting, don't look at me small, I know a lot! You can dress up a little bit by virtue of your own beauty

, and hang two men at the same time? Isn't it disgusting! I won't

panic when I sleep at night? Be careful, I ask my brother to give you a dip mud mold, which will directly make you feel ashamed of the explosion!

The princess girl was blocked for a while and didn't know what to say, but

the two licking dogs stood up again: "What do you know about a little brat, why are we blocking your way so

much?" Netizens in the live broadcast room heard this and instantly hugged Shen Yi:

"These two licking dogs still dare to stand up and speak? What is wrong with playing in the water park for fear of getting wet? Or is it a slide area?

The little brother told you both about your embarrassing situation and spoke for the princess girl?"

Cui Dalong also echoed the barrage when he saw this scene: "That's good, little brother, don't worry, I'll support you! What kind of water park are you afraid of getting wet? Why are you not the center of the world, why are you revolving around you?!"

Shen Yi saw these barrages, relieved his heart, and was ready to enlighten the two licking dogs who should not have completely lost their minds.

"I advise you two to stay away from her!" When

the two of them heard this, their faces immediately turned purple!

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