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Live broadcast: Is this child eight years old? Are you kidding me?

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Chapter 3: Chapter 3

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Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Entering the Xianweiju Restaurant, the luxurious decoration inside, from the inside to the outside, reveals two words - upper!

It is not important whether the upper class is not, but it is important to be able to eat a full meal.

"Do you have an appointment?"

the waitress stepped forward with a smile when she saw the two of them.

"Nope.

"Okay, please come with me, both of you. Keeping

up with the footsteps of the waiter's young lady, Chen Ning's heart was uneasy.

How much does this meal cost!!,

the waiter handed over the menu.

It was all in English, and she looked confused and embarrassed.

It's been a long time since I graduated, and the knowledge I've learned has long been returned to the teacher.

That's how it can be good.

The waiter didn't speak, and those who can be waiters in this kind of restaurant are more or less self-contained.

At least not to laugh at your face.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh when they saw the menu.

"Come and translate for Sister Ning, otherwise Sister Ning won't be able to order!"

"To be honest, I can't understand this menu when I see it."

"What kind of big-tailed wolf is this Nima in our country, what kind of foreign language is dragged, and what kind of dog stuff. "

In the live broadcast room, many grumpy brothers are scolding.

Shen Yi was stunned for a moment when he saw that Chen Ning hadn't ordered yet.

At this time, a personable man stepped forward.

"Need any help?"

Chen Ning understood.

But if you say you need it in public, wouldn't it be very shameless.

"No

" "No, we'll just do it ourselves

"

Shen Yi said fluently in English.

Now, not only Chen Ning, but also the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned!

"This kid actually knows English?Is the primary school curriculum so advanced now?"

No, Sister Ning also has two sentences, can't let this kid be in the limelight." "

This pronunciation reminds me of my foreign teacher.

Shen Yi's parents, who were watching the live broadcast from afar, were also stunned.

"When did our son become so powerful?"

"Isn't that normal?

Shen Yi's father said proudly.

"Say two words to you, you're still gasping!"

...

Shen Yi took the menu, found the dish he wanted to eat, and asked the waiter to prepare it.

After the waiter left, the man on the side did not leave.

“Boy, your English is great. Do you know French?

[Child, your English is very strong, do you know French?] The

man glanced at Shen Yi provocatively!

He usually likes to do this kind of thing in the restaurant, help others order, and then gain the envy of others.

It would be better if we could take the relationship one step further.

Unexpectedly, he was interrupted by the little kid in front of him this time, so he didn't have a chance to pretend.

You have to save face!

"Hehe, tu m'ennuies maintenant, pars s'il te plaît!

[Hehe, you're annoying me now, please leave!]"

Shen Yi replied in fluent French.

Just kidding, the system is produced, it must be a high-quality product, what are you pretending to be here?

Masculine but refusing to let go of the prey in hand.

“Quelle est votre relation avec elle?

[What is your relationship with her?]"

Shen Yi smiled, anyway, Chen Ning didn't understand, so he responded.

“Elle est ma cousine et a divorcé avec deux bébés.

[She is my cousin, divorced with two babies]"

When the man heard this, he was suddenly disappointed and left.

The people in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"What are they saying, why don't I understand?Is there a big guy to translate?"

"The child said that our sister Ning divorced and brought two babies, and scared him away!"

"Haha! Sister Ning is so miserable!"

...

Chen Ning didn't look at the barrage at the moment, but looked at Shen Yi with a shocked expression.

"Little brother, why do you even know foreign languages?" Shen

Yi glanced at her: "They all said that you are a big bear, and you don't listen to it if you want to read more." Chen

Ning's rotten peach blossoms were directly strangled to death by Shen Yi.

The serving speed was very fast, looking at the delicately arranged plates, Chen Ning's heart was dripping blood.

Will it taste better when you present it like this?

No, it will sell more expensive!

Shen Yi ate very fragrantly, but at this time, he heard someone calling him.

Looking back, it's not the pretending man just now, it's a young lady.

"Little friend, can you do me a favor?"

"Don't help, the adult's affairs will be solved by yourself, you will find a child of mine to help you?" Shen

Yi looked at this woman who was more beautiful than Chen Ning, but she was cooking, so she wouldn't help! Chen Ning

also looked at her with a vigilant expression.

Shen Yi is his own cash cow, how can he let her help

! It is impossible in this life!

"This is my brother, we are eating, and your affairs will be solved by yourself."

Chen Ning said unceremoniously.

"I'll go, this girl is the best, more beautiful than our sister Ning.

"This kid's lifelong peach blossom luck ended today. "

The pinnacle of life, two superb girls want this kid, I'm so envious!"

"What do you want to help with my beautiful sister, I'll !! it"

...

"Little brother, you help me, my sister will give you better food, and the money for your meal at this table will be on my head

!" "Take it!" Before

the beautiful sister finished speaking, Chen Ning directly pushed Shen Yi out

! Shen Yi was silent

! Daddy

! I thought you wouldn't sell your teammates just now

! As a result, because of the money for a meal, I sold Lao Tzu?!!

and the people in the live broadcast room were also hilarious!

After swiping the gift, swipe the screen directly.

"The anchor will stop eating chicken in the future!Sell teammates with a hand!" "The anchor will stop eating chicken in the future!" "Don't

sell teammates with a hand!" "The anchor will stop eating chicken in the future! Sell teammates with a

hand!"

But Chen Ning also said in Shen Yi's ear: "What you want, the effect of the show." "

Shen Yi is even more silent!The

effect of the show is that you play like this??Lao

Tzu is still eating!!

" Let's talk about the help first, the big help can't help, and the small help doesn't want to help, unless you can give money!"

The people in the live broadcast room laughed crazy.

"This little money fan, everything you do is

talk about money!" "Otherwise, is it difficult for him to talk about feelings with the young lady?"

"The hair hasn't grown up, let's talk about money!"

The beautiful sister in front of her smiled slightly.

"You play my son and accompany me to the blind date

!" "No! I will never play it! I don't

want to!!" Shen Yi directly refused!

Just kidding, you want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?

?" "Then what thoughts and requirements do you have?"

"You have to add money!"

There was silence in the live broadcast room.

"God has to add money!This kid is so interesting

!" "What kind of money do you want, is it really bad to drink grandma directly?"

"Pay attention upstairs, otherwise the live broadcast room will be blocked

!" "I want to drink too

!" "Born! Born!" When

the beautiful sister heard this, she couldn't help but laugh and said: "Wow, I'll give you 10,000 yuan, but you have to help me completely ask for this blind date

!" "Give the money first!"

Shen Yi took the little genius phone watch and revealed the collection code.

"Little wealth fan!!"

After waiting for the beautiful sister to pay, she led Shen Yi away.

Leaving Chen Ning alone in the wind, it was messy.

This is 10,000 yuan???

when is it so easy to make money?

The people in the live broadcast room looked at her expression.

"Haha, dumbfounded! People won't let you collect money on your behalf!"

"Sister Ning failed miserably, and was played by a little kid!".

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