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Just A Quick Calculation, You Are A Fugitive!

Just A Quick Calculation, You Are A Fugitive!

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Chapter 9: Don’t smoke the cigarettes your boyfriend gave you

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Chapter 9: Don’t smoke the cigarettes your boyfriend gave you

"Yan Yan, handsome guy!"

Sun Feiyan was disgusted, but her sister Jin Ling, who was traveling with her, patted her arm in surprise and cheered quietly.

"What handsome guy? He's a liar!"

Sun Feiyan grabbed her sister's hand and whispered viciously, "I'm telling you, liars must be killed by everyone!"

Jin Ling's eyes flickered, and she coughed lightly: "Alright, alright, I know your aunt was cheated out of a lot of money by a fortune teller, and she even jumped off a building and became paralyzed, but..."

She looked at Su Chen carefully and said, "Not all fortune tellers are liars."

"How can it not be? Fortune telling is superstition. We have studied for so many years, we should believe in science."

Jin Ling was choked by her and smiled awkwardly.

Although their conversation was in a low voice, it was not inaudible, and Lin Jingyu heard it all clearly.

He scratched his ears and said, "Beauty, believe in science. Do you know what science is?"

"What?"

"Science is a system of testable explanations and objective...ordered knowledge..."

Sun Feiyan and Jin Ling's expressions froze instantly.

Su Chen's eyes were also a little straight.

Lin Jingyu continued his discussion, "The Earth revolves around the Sun, but Bruno was burned alive because of his heliocentric theory. Did they not believe in science? No, in the tide of the times, everyone is willing to go with the flow."

"Here's the thing. You think fortune-telling is superstition, but what about a hundred years from now, a thousand years from now? Will you become one of the people who once clamored to burn Bruno to death?"

"How can we avoid becoming a foolish mob? This requires us to have dialectical thinking..."

Su Chen: “…”

Dizziness!

Sun Feiyan and Jin Ling were also confused.

Lin Jingyu clapped his hands for the last time: "So, as the great man said, practice is the only criterion for testing truth. If you want to know whether it is superstition or a scam, try it yourself."

Su Chen was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Seeing Sun Feiyan frown, Lin Jingyu raised an eyebrow: "What? Or are you just like shrews, talking nonsense without any courage to verify it?"

Sun Feiyan was provoked and immediately got angry.

"We are shrews? Fine, it's just fortune telling, I'll tell it!"

Upon hearing this, Jin Ling hurriedly grabbed her and said, "Yan Yan, are you crazy? Didn't you see it says 20 per time? It's so expensive. And did you forget? We are here for a party today, don't delay us."

Seeing Sun Feiyan's hesitation, Lin Jingyu snorted, "How long can fortune-telling take? I'm afraid you two beautiful women didn't bring any money when you came shopping. Are you expecting a man to spend money for you?"

Sun Feiyan gritted her teeth and immediately took out her small purse.

"Isn't it just 20 yuan?"

"Give!"

Lin Jingyu took the two 10-yuan bills and smiled happily.

"Hey, I'm too arrogant. Come on, come on, come sit over here, beautiful lady. Tell me what you want to talk about."

Sun Feiyan was very pleased with his immediate and servile behavior of admitting his mistake. She raised her head proudly and met Su Chen's eyes. Then she remembered that she didn't want to settle the score at all.

What does it matter?

Her parents and relatives are all healthy, and her studies are going well, so there is nothing to worry about.

Lin Jingyu reminded quietly: "Wealth, love, and even disappearance can all be calculated."

Sun Feiyan blushed and cleared her throat.

"Then...how about we settle the relationship?"

Jin Ling covered her mouth and giggled, and was glared at by Sun Feiyan.

Su Chen smiled: "Beauty, please give me your birth chart."

Sun Feiyan looked around and hesitated: "Should I just say it directly? It's not a good idea, right?"

"You can also write it down, and I will burn it after reading it."

Lin Jingyu hurriedly presented paper and pen.

Su Chen looked at the horoscope and calculated for a while, then his brows suddenly tightened.

Seeing this, Jin Ling hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? Don't tell me it's another bloody disaster. I'm telling you, we don't believe it!"

"That's right." Sun Feiyan nodded repeatedly.

The scammer her aunt had encountered before was the one who told her about the bloody disaster.

Su Chen asked Lin Jingyu to bring a matchbox and burned Sun Feiyan's horoscope. Then he said, "You have all the wealth, official position, and seal. Wealth means money, official position means position, and seal means degree. At your age, you should be in college now."

As he was saying this, someone nearby exclaimed, "This pretty girl is actually a college student? How amazing!"

In the 1990s, college students were not everywhere.

It is not easy to get into university, and university graduates are guaranteed a job. It can be said that going to university is equivalent to having a regular job and a stable income.

Sun Feiyan straightened her body slightly after hearing this.

"You guessed right."

"What guess? This is calculated." Lin Jingyu was dissatisfied.

Su Chen waved his hand, signaling him not to argue, and then continued:

"You were born into a moderately wealthy family, with both working parents who are very loving, so you also hope to have a beautiful love life."

Sun Feiyan said nothing.

"but……"

Su Chen only said one word, and Sun Feiyan looked as if she understood everything, with her arms folded, as if waiting for Su Chen to say something more.

"Your true love will come late. He will appear when you are 30, and you will get married at 35."

Jin Ling was stunned: "What? Yanyan, you're going to get married at 35? Wouldn't that make you an old aunt?"

Sun Feiyan was also stunned, then reacted and said excitedly: "Impossible!"

Jin Ling nodded quickly: "That's right, Yanyan is so beautiful and has so many admirers, how could she get married so late? You must have miscalculated, no, you are a liar!"

"Yes, you liar, how could I..."

"Someone promised you that, right?"

Sun Feiyan was stunned: "What?"

Su Chen said calmly, "Beautiful lady, I need to remind you: before you meet your true love, all the men you meet are your bad luck."

"How is that possible? We are in high school..." Sun Feiyan wanted to explain eagerly, but she realized halfway through that she seemed to have revealed the secret. She hurriedly looked at Jin Ling, who was shocked.

"Yan Yan, are you in love?!"

"Lingling, I, I..."

"I've said before that you have all the wealth, official position, and seal. Before you get married at 35, you have a stable job, a smooth life, and good health. After you get married at 35, your family is also happy and harmonious. But you have a calamity in your life, and it's just a coincidence that this calamity is going to happen today."

Before I knew it, there were more than ten people surrounding the stall.

After hearing what Su Chen said, most people looked very strange.

Someone couldn't help but squeak, "No, isn't this too coincidental?"

"Yeah, what a coincidence, I'm afraid he's a liar."

Lin Jingyu was furious: "How can I be called a liar? You don't know that my buddy can also catch ghosts. Just now..."

Before he could finish his words, Su Chen interrupted him.

"Your life is not in danger in this calamity, as it is related to fire. If you cannot survive this calamity, your body and mind will suffer severe damage. You will interrupt your studies, move far away, and die at the age of 35."

Sun Feiyan was shocked for a moment: "How, how is this possible?"

Jin Ling nodded: "That's right, Yanyan interrupted her studies because she went crazy. We will graduate from college soon."

"Really? What if she's ruined?"

"What?"

Su Chen smiled: "You have an arrogant personality. If your reputation is ruined, will you still insist on completing your studies?"

Sun Feiyan gritted her teeth and couldn't answer.

Seeing this, Su Chen sighed helplessly. He couldn't bear to see such a girl fall into such a state, so he chose to give her an accurate reminder.

"After five words, girl, don't smoke the cigarette your boyfriend gives you later."

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