Chapter 400 Ji Song’s happiness! When you actually teach this guy how to read, you will understand why some teachers commit suicide out of anger from their students.
This guy is just like the smelly and hard stones in the latrine, the kind that won't wake up after being beaten to death.
In the end, Ji Song was forced to correct the Chinese pinyin for later generations.
It took him a whole month to learn Pinyin.
In order to save trouble, Ji Song even copied the "Analects of Confucius" and annotated it in pinyin before sending it away.
In order to make him understand, he was also asked to go to school to study with enlightened students.
One thing about Lao Xue is better, that is, he is not afraid of embarrassment and is a ruthless person who can ask an eight or nine-year-old child questions.
The hard work paid off, and after more than half a year, the merits were finally fulfilled.
Some time ago, I took Ji Song to Du Mansion and read the Analects of Confucius in front of Lao Du. I made Lao Du speechless and agreed to the marriage.
They have already set a date, the matchmaker is Mother Ji, and they will get married after spring!
Through this incident, Ji Song understood a truth, that is, never underestimate the power of love.
Especially a fool's view of love, you can't understand, because you never know what earth-shattering things he will do.
When Lao Xue heard Ji Song's words, he scratched his head with a smile and said, "Isn't it true that we haven't gotten married yet? My uncle-in-law is very strict with me. We have lost face for three days."
After finishing speaking, he still felt a little disappointed and said: "The wall courtyard where we usually date has been raised."
Ji Song's teeth ached when he heard this, and he wanted to ask: Aren't you afraid of having your legs broken by Lao Du? No wonder I saw Lao Du being indifferent to me a few days ago. It turns out the root is here!
"You walk slowly, I have gone in first."
Ji Song cupped his fists at Lao Xue, turned around and left. Staying away from this guy is your greatest responsibility!
"Humph! A raccoon dog on a hill!"
But it was too late. Who would have thought that Lao Du would just happen to see them!
Xue Wanche was not affected at all. He walked up to his uncle and shouted, completely ignoring Lao Du whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Everyone else suppressed their laughter when they saw this scene. Who would have thought that Lao Du's sister would marry this reckless man like Xue Wanche? With Lao Du's current status and power, there are many people who want to get involved in this marriage.
What happened to the widow? That's the sister of the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty. Not to mention she's not even thirty yet, it doesn't matter if she's a little older! But these people were surprised that no one proposed marriage successfully. It was not that Lao Du didn't want to marry her, but that Du Shi didn't like her at all.
I don’t know what kind of ecstasy soup Xue Wanche gave Du. He insisted that he would not marry him, which made Old Du so angry that he felt helpless.
As for Xue Wanche, everyone was even more surprised!
Who would have thought that a reckless man who usually gets dizzy while reading would actually learn the Analects of Confucius.
Seeing the shameless idiot, Lao Du just wanted to run away. It was so fucking embarrassing.
Ji Song had already escaped before anyone noticed.
If Lao Du catches him, he will probably get another lecture.
Entering the Zhuque Gate, I was surprised to find that the palace was decorated with lights and colorful lights everywhere. This was inconsistent with the emperor's frugal style! wrong!
Ji Song was shocked! There is definitely something going on here. Everyone's changes are gradual, and it is impossible to go from minimalist to extremely luxurious all at once.
Unless...unless he did it on purpose!
Seeing the dark-faced Old Wei behind him, Ji Song suddenly such a 'human mirror' here, what does it have to do with you?If someone is on top, just stay back and watch the fun! He came to Old Wei 'worriedly', pointed to the brightly lit palace, and said 'worriedly': "Alas!"
He sighed, looking a little disappointed, and murmured: "The imperial court only has a little money left. The people in Shandong are still hungry, but we are here singing, dancing, drinking and having fun."
Then he covered his chest and lamented: "It's true that 'the wine and meat of the rich family stink, and there are people who freeze to death on the road'!"
"I have decided to donate the excess food to the court when I return home. Otherwise, I will feel uneasy!"
After saying that, he ignored Old Wei's mood and walked towards the Tai Chi Hall with heavy steps! After walking around the door, he immediately lay down at the crack of the door and looked at Old Wei.
I saw that his face was green and red, and those who didn't know thought he was transforming into a Sichuan opera!
No, there is no Sichuan Opera yet!
Seeing this scene, he got over the incident of having hundreds of couplets taken away by the emperor.
To him, those are not couplets, they are thousands of copper coins, and it makes him feel distressed just thinking about it! Thinking that he would see the emperor being forced by Old Wei later, he felt happy! Humming 'little bee' Ji Song jumped up with brisk steps!
Everyone he saw along the way stayed away from him, but he didn't know what happened to the always steady Hao Jiehou today? He went to the back hall first, but was soon kicked out by Ping Yang and asked him to go to the front hall to arrange for everyone to sit down.
"Didn't you make a plan in advance? Are you asking me to make arrangements now? Are you sure you're not joking?"
He almost jumped up when he heard Pingyang's arrangement. This is not how you trick people! Wen has no first, Wu has no second.
The people who come today are not fuel-efficient lamps. If you let me arrange their seats, don't you worry about being beaten to death?
At the same time, he also understood that every banquet in the past would end with a full martial arts show.
This was obviously intentional. If you think about it more deeply, did the emperor specially arrange it like this? Okay, Ji Song doesn’t dare to think about it anymore! The emperor's thoughts are too difficult to fathom, so just take care of yourself.
Seeing Ji Song shaking his head like a rattle, he knew that he had seen through the doorway here, and it seemed that he had to think of other ways to trick him.
Anyway, Ji Song has made up his mind. No matter what you say, he just won't agree.
If the arrangement is not to the boss's liking, do you still want to go back tonight? Is Pingyang easy to get along with?Once we see that conventional methods are no longer working, we have no choice but to resort to hard measures.
She was the one who originally arranged tonight, but she knew what she was capable of, and it was basically impossible to be foolproof. But tonight's matter was very important, and there couldn't be any mistakes.
If you can't do it yourself, just find someone who can. It just so happens that Ji Song is the most suitable person she can find.
First, he is half-royal, and it is not too much to be the master of the house.
Two, the second point is also the most important, because among the people she can think of, only Ji Song has this ability. If he can't do it, there is really nothing she can do.
"I heard that your couplets are worth a fortune? Is this true?" Pingyang said calmly, but Ji Song's hair stood up.
He bit the bullet and replied: "Actually, it's not that expensive, it's only a few hundred yuan per word!"
As he said this, he was still worried that Pingyang wouldn't understand, so he pinched it a little with his little finger to show that it wasn't much.
"Just?"
Pingyang looked at Ji Song in disbelief and said in surprise: "Your Majesty's things are so expensive? Oh, you know that His Majesty is very thoughtful."
After saying that, he also waited for a little thumb.
(End of this chapter)