Chapter 374: Chapter 351: You Can Call Me Obsessed with Tao! (Third update)
‘”Young disciple? What’s wrong with her?” Yang Zhen asked the annoying cat suspiciously, having no idea what this hell-cat was up to.
The annoying cat shook its head, looking like it was just begging to be smacked. Seeing Yang Zhen raise his hand, it hurriedly said, “Kid, you didn’t notice?”
“Notice what?” Yang Zhen was startled, then became furious, “Damn it, if you keep messing with me, believe it or not, Sao Saint here might just give you a little operation that will make you unfit for the world – no, unfit for the cat kingdom!”
“What the hell?” The annoying cat bulged its eyes out, equally furious, and snapped, “I don’t feel like saying it now!”
Bang!
The Great Missing Sword thudded on the ground, causing a mountain-quaking noise.
“Cough, cough!” The annoying cat coughed twice, and then cleared its throat, “Don’t think that showing off your Great Missing Sword will intimidate me. You were so arrogant when you abandoned the world for Hua Youyue, it was domineering when you shattered the Heaven and Earth’s shackles with a single sword, even the Spirit Soul of Tri-Floral Saintess was suppressed by you, let alone a young girl like Young Disciple who has barely seen the world?”
Yang Zhen stopped, bewilderment all over his face. He pointed at his nose and said in a strange tone, “Me?”
“Who else could it be?” The annoying cat looked contemptuously at him, as if Yang Zhen was a real jerk who abandoned his responsibilities.
“Damn it, what does this have to do with Sao Saint?” Yang Zhen widened his eyes, in utter disbelief, “Don’t tell me that Young Disciple, the little girl, was captivated by the grandiose style of Sao Saint and wants to offer herself to me?”
That was pulling it a bit too far!
With a teasing grin on its face, the annoying cat mysteriously said, “I don’t know if she was captivated by your grandeur. I only know that she entered the Path because of you, and she even did it before you. My, oh my, she’s quite a monster.”
“What the hell?” Yang Zhen was totally confused. He looked at the annoying cat and said, “Make yourself clear, what do you mean by ‘entering the Path because of Sao Saint’?”
With a face full of disdain, the annoying cat looked at Yang Zhen, then turned to the annoying chicken on the side and said, “See, men. Looks like cheap guy Yang here is trying to duck responsibility.”
“Jerk!” The annoying chicken also learned a new word from Annoying cat who stole it from Yang Zhen.
Yang Zhen kicked towards the two jerks, still somewhat unable to react.
“Entering the Path because of Sao Saint is a good thing, why would I need to be responsible?”
The annoying cat held its face in a suffering way, “Damn it, kid, you’re so talented, but when it comes to these things, you’re just like a complete idiot.”
“In mathematics, Sao Saint is also like an idiot. Doesn’t mean I can’t live well enough,” Yang Zhen defiantly replied.
Chuckling, the annoying cat said, “These are two different things. Young Disciple entered the path because of you, making you her Path. If she wants to further improve in her lifetime, she needs to comprehend the grand way through you. And your level has to be higher than hers, or you simply kick the bucket and her Path will go extinct. Do you understand what I just said?”
Yang Zhen wore a stunned, confused expression and looked at the annoying cat in disbelief.
He understood, but damn, was this absurd or what?
Young Disciple entered the path because of Yang Zhen, and he became her Path. If she wanted to ascend, she had to comprehend the grand way through Yang Zhen. And whether she could do it depended on whether Yang Zhen’s level was always higher than hers.
Was this some sort of tongue twister?
Shaking his head, Yang Zhen abruptly said, “No, that’s not right. Sao Saint hasn’t even entered the Path yet, I am way beneath Young Disciple in terms of level. How can I possibly be her path?”
He had never heard of a dropout tutoring a Harvard student!
“That’s why…” with a strange laugh and a face of mockery and malicious joy, the annoying cat said, “Keep going, young man, or else you won’t even be as good as a woman. Won’t that be embarrassing if it gets out?”
Yang Zhen looked at the annoying cat suspiciously, seeing that the expression on its face did not seem to be a joke, and he felt utterly shocked.
What the hell was this?
Just as he was getting a handle on the little miss, another Young Disciple showed up?
Damn it, there must be some misunderstanding here. Maybe the annoying cat got it wrong. Young Disciple was a phenomenal super genius. How could she possibly enter the path through him?
“Is it possible that you got it wrong?”
“It’s possible!”
“Then why the hell are you so certain? Are you asking for a beating?”
Yang Zhen kicked at the Despicable Cat, this bastard was indeed unreliable, coming up with such absurd ideas.
Waves of practitioners charged in all directions. After Yang Zhen destroyed the Heaven and Earth shackles, the surroundings of the entire Forbidden Land of Life felt the impact.
At the moment of the energy wave outbreak, endless True Essence emerged from the ground. The Heaven and Earth seemed to be undergoing drastic changes that filled everyone’s hearts with awe.
More than that, it seemed like the entire Northern Island was affected. All cultivators who had reached the Divine Travel Realm, no matter where they were on Northern Island, looked up in horror at the abnormal movement of the terrifying True Essence in the sky.
Even Yang Zhen hadn’t expected that after he shattered a Bone Mountain, he could cause such changes in the universe. No matter where he ran, he could feel the slow changes of the Heaven and Earth True Essence.
“Damn, this is a real mess now!” Yang Zhen muttered.
The Despicable Cat sneered: “You just realized that now?”
“Right!” Yang Zhen furrowed his brows and asked, “Can I really only eat the Creation and Transformation Stalactite Bamboo Shoot you mentioned once I’ve reached the Tribulation Crossing Period?”
“It’s the Creation and Transformation Stalactite Bamboo Shoot, damn it, I’ve said it so many times, Creation and Transformation God Show, you’ve even changed the God Show, how else do you want to show it?” The Despicable Cat drawled, “The Creation and Transformation Stalactite Bamboo Shoot was born of the universe, and the energy it contains is too vast. If you haven’t survived the Heavenly Tribulation, your body will explode if you eat it. How the hell are you going to supplement your Spirit Soul then!”
“That sounds troublesome.” Yang Zhen sighed, “It seems I must hurry to cross the Tribulation.”
Two passing powerhouses at the Divine Travel Realm staggered when they heard him. They looked at Yang Zhen in surprise and muttered under their breaths, “Young people these days, so ambitious. He hasn’t even entered the Divine Travel Realm but is already thinking about crossing the Tribulation. This world is really going downhill.”
The Despicable Cat cackled, raising his voice on purpose, “Little guy, the path you’re taking is extraordinary. You need to prepare properly for the Tribulation!”
“Why?” Yang Zhen blinked, asking in confusion.
“Because the Heavenly Tribulation you will undergo is definitely not regular. Remember I once told you to stir things up?”
The practitioners nearby staggered again, exchanging looks with their companions. They looked at Yang Zhen and the Despicable Cat like they were idiots, their eyes filled with incredulity.
“The regular Heavenly Tribulation is deadly enough. This young man is actually thinking about crossing a mutated Heavenly Tribulation. This is simply beyond comprehension.”
“Oh well, none of our business. What does it matter to us? We’d better head for Flower Face Mountain quickly, damn it! Did that Wandering Lu You really hide Yang Zhen?”
“Just hearing about that old guy annoys me. Of all the people to hide, he had to choose Yang Zhen. Doesn’t he know that thousands of people are looking for Yang Zhen right now?”
“Right, does Yang Zhen really have the Ascension Order?”
“Is that even a question? It’s said that he has several inheritances. If we take him down…”
“Hush, beware of eavesdroppers!”
The two of them cast a wary glance at Yang Zhen and quickly walked away.
Yang Zhen:”???”
Despicable cat:”???”
Flirtatious chicken:”???”
“Damn it, do I really have such a low presence?” The Despicable Cat growled angrily, glaring at the two practitioners who left. He was not convinced at all.
At a location near Flower Face Mountain, a long-legged young woman held a long sword in her hand. At her feet, a group of cultivators emaciated in the Divine Travel Stage lay haphazardly.
“You… you woman, why did you just strike without knowing right from wrong?”
The long-legged young woman looked indifferent, glancing at him, “Yang Zhen isn’t someone for you to discuss. He didn’t abandon everyone. If it weren’t for him, no practitioner in the Forbidden Land of Life could have made it out safely.”
“How is that possible!” The practitioner turned pale, “You…………. who are you?”
“The Forbidden Land of Life is where Saintness Tianxuan caused destruction. It has its own world now. It’s easy to get in but almost impossible to get out. As for me…” The young woman turned around to leave, her long legs dazzling, “You can call me… the Tao Trance..”