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I'M A Magician, Why Do People Call Me The God Of Magic?

I'M A Magician, Why Do People Call Me The God Of Magic?

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Chapter 33: I bet you'll get your comeuppance today.

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Chapter 33: I bet you'll get your comeuppance today.

“Good heavens, it can be like this? This dog isn't eating because it ate too much and has indigestion.”

“I'm dying of laughter. The Old Auntie probably has poor eyesight and can't tell the two dogs apart. Every time she feeds them, she catches one and feeds it.”

“Haha, isn't this like having twins and giving one baby two baths while forgetting to bathe the other?”

“Thankfully, the Old Auntie came to check; otherwise, she could run to all the pet hospitals in the country and still not find the cause.”

“The other dog probably could only eat this dog's poop.”

“Then again, I feel like all Bichons and Poodles look the same. If it were me, I wouldn't necessarily be able to tell them apart either.”

“This person couldn't really understand animals, could he?”

“No way, is there really such a magical thing?”

.......

While the onlookers discussed, the Old Auntie holding the Bichon quickly called her husband.

“Honey, hurry and see how Doudou is doing now, then give him some food.”

“I told you why this child has been so protective of his food lately, and I even hit him. Turns out I didn't feed him at all.”

“What, he ate a whole bowl of food in one go?”

........

After the call ended, the Old Auntie's gaze towards Lin Ye was already filled with gratitude.

“Young man, thank you. If it weren't for you, my other dog would probably still be starving.”

“I need to quickly compensate him with some good food; otherwise, when my daughter comes back and sees her dog so thin, she might think I'm favoring my own dog and abusing hers.”

Hearing the Old Auntie's words, Lin Ye merely smiled slightly.

“No need to thank me, Auntie. After you go back, give them both different colored collars, or else you'll get them mixed up again next time.”

“Yes, yes, yes, you're right. I'll buy them now, buy them now.”

The Old Auntie's words undoubtedly proved that everything Lin Ye had just said was correct.

Everyone present was even more shocked at this moment.

After the Old Auntie went to choose collars, another girl leading a Samoyed squeezed up to Lin Ye.

“Handsome, can you help me ask why my dog has been biting people lately, and always seems to target women with long hair?”

“His personality was always very stable before, and he didn't go out much. Recently, I don't know what happened, but he almost bit people several times, and he doesn't bite men, only women.”

“Is that so? Then I'll ask him.” Saying that, Lin Ye squatted down, and after petting the Samoyed's head, he directly asked:

“Why have you been biting people lately, and specifically women?”

Samoyed: Woof woof woof woof woof....

Listening to the Samoyed's words, Lin Ye nodded from time to time.

And the onlookers, seeing this interesting scene, couldn't help but show curiosity.

“He really seems to be talking to the dog.”

“Is it really that magical? A person can talk to a dog.”

“I saw someone online before who said they could understand dogs, I didn't expect it to be true.”

“What are they talking about?”

.......

After about two minutes of communication between one person and one dog, Lin Ye slowly stood up, then looked at the girl leading the Samoyed with a strange expression, his eyes carrying a hint of sympathy.

Seeing him look at her like that, the girl couldn't help but ask immediately:

“What exactly is going on?”

“Hmm... I advise you to be mentally prepared.” Lin Ye sighed softly.

“Mentally prepared for what?” The girl became even more curious.

“Are you living with your boyfriend?” Lin Ye didn't directly answer her question but posed another one.

“Yes, does that have anything to do with him biting people?”

“Of course. He just told me that a bad woman entered your home, and that bad woman not only stepped on his tail but also hit him, which is why he resents women so much.”

“Oh, and that bad woman was brought home by your boyfriend.”

“Think back if you have any mutual female friends. If not...”

Lin Ye didn't continue speaking at this point, but the girl clearly understood.

Her face instantly flushed.

“Alright, alright, alright! I knew it! I knew why the smart scale uploaded a different weight data the day before yesterday, and why he, who never actively took out the trash, suddenly started taking out the trash that day.”

“So that's what happened! He actually brought a wild woman home and even dared to hit my dog! Is this hitting my dog? This is hitting my face!”

After saying this, the girl, without another word, led her dog and left the pet store in a huff.

After she left, the pet owners and pet store employees who had been watching couldn't help but look at each other.

No one expected to hear such explosive gossip here.

And this gossip was revealed by a dog.

“He really can understand dogs.”

“I was a little skeptical just now, but now I feel it must be true.”

“After all, he's not familiar with that girl, and he shouldn't know about their home situation. So it can only be the dog telling him.”

“Tsk tsk tsk, I never thought there would be a dog whisperer in this world.”

......

After their initial shock, the group immediately brought their pets to Lin Ye.

“Handsome young man, can you help me ask our dog where he put my gold ring?”

“Hmm, I asked, and he said he ate it.”

“Ah?”

“Handsome young man, our cat hasn't been using the litter box much lately. Can you help me ask why?”

“He said there's too much poop and pee in the litter box, and he has nowhere to go. Remember to scoop the litter more often when you go back.”

“Brother, what's wrong with this cat I just bought? It keeps making noise at home.”

“Hmm, just take out its battery. I'm kidding, he said he's very happy.”

“Brother, brother, my dog has been looking at me strangely lately. Can you help me ask why?”

“I asked, and he said you shouldn't randomly pet other dogs outside from now on. He's jealous.”

“Brother, my dog has been making strange noises lately, like a human. What's the reason?”

“Next time you have marital relations, be discreet around the dog.”

.......

At this moment, Lin Ye transformed into a pet doctor, able to easily communicate with cats and dogs and figure out what was wrong with them.

Even if everyone was unwilling to believe that a person could communicate with pets, they had no choice but to believe it now, as the facts were right before their eyes.

Realizing that Lin Ye could truly communicate with animals, everyone's gaze towards the young man who had brought the injured kitten for treatment also changed, and even the female vet was no exception.

Lin Ye being able to communicate with animals meant that everything he had just said was true, and this so-called kind person who rescued injured stray cats instantly turned into an animal abuser.

Everyone present immediately started pointing fingers at him, and the female vet, Zhou Rui, looked at him with disgust.

Seeing this, the young man couldn't help but panic.

“Doctor Xiao Zhou, listen to my explanation, I really didn't...”

As soon as he finished speaking, the kitten, which he had been holding in his arms, suddenly opened its mouth and bit him.

Feeling the pain in his hand, his expression instantly turned ferocious.

“You little beast, you're asking to die!”

No sooner had he spoken than he directly slammed the kitten in his hand onto the ground.

Seeing this scene, everyone present gasped in alarm.

Just as the injured kitten was about to be smashed onto the ground, an invisible large hand suddenly held it up.

After neutralizing the huge impact, the kitten landed steadily.

The next second, a large, slender, fair hand with distinct knuckles gently picked up the kitten.

By the time everyone present reacted, the kitten was already in Lin Ye's arms.

At this moment, everyone who had witnessed the young man's true colors suddenly felt a chill run down their spines.

And the female vet was even more enraged.

“So you were the one who caused all those previous injuries to the kittens, right?!”

The young man was still somewhat surprised that the kitten hadn't been killed by his fall the previous second, but after hearing the female vet's words, he suddenly laughed.

His originally refined face now carried an inexplicable pathology.

“That's right, you guessed correctly. I did indeed cause those injuries to the cats. Otherwise, where would I find so many injured stray cats?”

“You can only blame yourself. Why do you care so much about small animals? I can only use this method to get close to you.”

“What happened to them later?” The female vet gritted her teeth.

“They died. I squeezed them all to death. They're just trash, and the trash can is their final destination.” The young man was still smiling, and his smile made everyone present feel a hint of fear.

“It doesn't matter if I tell you anyway; they're just animals not protected by law. You can't do anything to me.”

“Alright, I have some other things to do. I don't have time to continue arguing with you here.”

Saying that, the young man walked to the front desk, squeezed some hand sanitizer onto his hands, and after washing his hands repeatedly with a disgusted expression, he walked towards the pet store exit.

As he was about to reach the door, he suddenly turned around and looked at Lin Ye, then said with cold eyes:

“It doesn't matter that I didn't kill this little beast today; there are plenty of stray cats in the park nearby anyway.”

“If I didn't kill this one, I'll just find 10 other ones to replace it. They're all so stupid and foolish; a handful of cat food is enough to trick them all.”

Just as he was about to turn around again, Lin Ye suddenly spoke.

“Mr. Lawyer, I know I can't stop you, so how about we make a bet?”

“A bet? Interesting. What do you want to bet with me?” The young man stopped.

“Let's bet on whether you'll face retribution today. You've abused and killed so many animals; you're definitely going to face retribution.”

“Oh? Then I'll bet that I won't face retribution. I think my luck has always been very good.” The young man said confidently.

“Alright, I'm leaving, or else those smelly cats will hide later.”

No sooner had he spoken than he walked out of the pet store with an indifferent expression.

However, as soon as his front foot stepped out of the store, a tire flew from the main road not far behind him.

The rapidly spinning tire hit him squarely, and he immediately fell to the ground, blood quickly staining the spot where he lay.

The people inside the pet store, who had been gritting their teeth in anger just a second ago, were instantly stunned by this sudden scene.

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