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Chapter 350: Collarbone Bodhisattva〈Ye Jiageng, the leader of Duanjun Daoguo (

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Chapter 350: Collarbone Bodhisattva〈Ye Jiageng, the leader of Duanjun Daoguo (

Chapter 344: Clavicle Bodhisattva (Additional appointment for the leader of Duanjun Daoguo (5))  “Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding.” Ma Jiuying ran under the yellow card, stretched out his hand and rubbed it between the two lines of words, and the two small characters "teaching disciples" suddenly appeared.  Yimei Taoist-disciple-Ma Jiuying. "Although I didn't have the opportunity to worship in Maoshan, I have been friends with Taoist Master Yimei for a long time, and I have long regarded him as my master in my heart. That's why I got such a plaque to remind myself to always learn from Master Yimei and be a good person. , a good mage who saves people in distress.” "Really?" If he hadn't seen his naked **** today, Qin Yao could still force himself to believe this.  But there are no ifs in reality. Once the essence of something is seen through, no matter how many words you say to cover it up, it will be useless.  “Of course, it must be.” Ma Jiuying raised her right arm and made an invitation gesture: "Master Qin, the two ladies, and Jialing, come into the room, come in, and I will pour you tea."  “Uncle Ying, Uncle Ying…”

As soon as everyone entered the Taoist temple, a young man in a suit and tie rushed over in a panic and shouted loudly. “Is it haunted again?” Ma Jiuying raised her head and glanced at him, with a gloomy look on her face. This guy's name is Su Can, and he is the manager of the "Sun Never Sets" Hotel. He has come to see him six times in the past three months. Each time, he was deeply impressed because the hotel was haunted. Having said that, I don’t know why, but those ghosts like to spend the night at the Sunset Hotel. He caught ghosts six times. He captured and killed more than 180 ghosts, but today this guy actually came again. . What a hell! "It's not a ghost this time, it's someone possessed..." Su Can glanced at Qin Yao and others and said hesitantly.  “They are not outsiders, they can speak out if they have anything to say!” Ma Jiuying said flatly. Su Can took a deep breath and said: "There is a woman who makes people naughty for free in the hotel. She spreads the word to ten, and now the male guests in the hotel are fighting for the front row, and their brains are about to be knocked out. ”  Ma Jiuying: “…” Why is such a weird thing happening today? ? ? “Human life is at stake, Taoist Master Qin, how about you rest in my Taoist temple for a while, and we can talk again when I come back?” “Instead of waiting here, why not let us go with you? If we encounter any powerful ghosts, we can step forward to help.” Qin Yao waved his hand. "Can." Ma Jiuying nodded and said to Su Can: "Let's go quickly and see what's going on with that woman. If she is a young girl who is deceived by ghosts and does such appalling things, what's even more difficult is how she will behave in the future. Come out of this kind of thing.”  Lean less. The group of people hurriedly arrived in front of a hotel. Looking at the CMB parked not far away, Nianying's eyes suddenly widened. Isn’t this the hotel they stayed at last night? "On the second floor, please follow me." Su Can led them to the stairs. After climbing to the second floor, they saw a long queue reaching the end of the corridor, which was an eye-opener for everyone.  “Aren’t these people afraid of getting sick?” Nianying had taken physiology classes and her face was full of shock.

“When the lower body is up, **** will go to the head.” Qin Yao explained. There are so many people whose futures have been ruined because of their inability to control their lower bodies, and who even face imprisonment, life and death, that it’s almost too numerous to mention! “Make way, please give way.” Ma Jiuying strode to the door with a mahogany sword in hand, and said to the few people who were crowding at the door to watch. "No matter what you give, Taoist priests can't jump in line." The eldest brother was upset by his shouting and turned around and yelled. “Yeah, yeah, line up at the back and come one by one.” Someone echoed. For a time, the men in the front row who did not want to be cut in line began to criticize, and some even had a bad temper and began to curse. Ma Jiuying twitched the corner of her mouth and said loudly: "Do you know that the woman inside is possessed?" "Whether she's possessed by evil spirits or not, if you want to get in, you have to queue up." “What’s wrong with evil spirits? This is a donation of flesh and blood. I want to be the legendary Clavicle Bodhisattva. Taoist priest, have you read "Taiping Guangji"? "I have read it, I have read it. When my brother said this, I understood it. It turned out to be because of this." “The Bodhisattva with his flesh and body gives alms, and the Bodhisattva with the clavicle gives alms compassionately, and obeys all worldly desires. The legend is actually true!”  Ma Jiuying: “…” This can all be related to the donation of flesh and blood?  He was speechless! "I'll do it." Seeing that Ma Jiuying couldn't even speak a word under everyone's accusations, Qin Yao gently patted him on the shoulder and took the initiative to stand up. "you you…" Everyone who heard this wanted to pour fire on him, but looking at his demon-like body and cold eyes, all the accusations were blocked in their mouths.  Although they were impulsive in lining up here, they were still very wise in seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages.  “You what you.” Qin Yao strode to the door and said to the 'eldest brother' who had just taken the lead in making things difficult for Ma Jiuying: "Get out of here!" "I tell you, I'm not afraid of you, I'm also practicing..." The elder brother raised his arm and showed off his biceps. "Snapped!" Qin Yao turned his hand and slapped him on the face. The powerful force instantly knocked him to the ground: "Practice your uncle, practice..."  “Ahem, pfft.” The eldest brother opened his mouth and spat out blood and broken teeth, looking at Qin Yao with eyes full of horror.  “Get away!” Qin Yao shouted towards the door. Looking at the eldest brother lying on the ground vomiting blood, the people surrounding the door immediately moved away from him like snakes and scorpions, making way for him.  Qin Yao strode into the room, came to the bed with an expressionless face, reached out and grabbed the right shoulder of a naked man, pulled him up and threw him into the air, hitting the wall with a bang.  On the bed.

The woman's face was flushed and her eyes were as charming as silk. She pulled a piece of tulle to cover her long legs, making her look even more mysterious and seductive: "Are you coming too? It looks like you should be quite strong."  “Edict!” Ma Jiuying rushed in and hit a talisman in the air.  “Tsk!” The woman reached out and grabbed the talisman, and with a gentle squeeze, she instantly crushed the talisman paper into crumbs. “Taoist priest, what do you want to do?” “Monster, get out of this body, otherwise don’t blame me for being rude!” Ma Jiuying pointed his sword between the woman’s eyebrows and shouted. “You are such a rude person.” The woman scolded, “Why do you insist on forcing me to leave my body?” "Is this your body?" Ma Jiuying questioned: "Is there any woman in the world who ruins her body like this?"  “Isn’t she a skilled woman?” the woman asked. "It's different." Ma Jiuying said: "Those prostitutes are just trying to survive." "Then how do you know that I'm not just trying to survive? You don't care about the technicians who collect money. I donate my flesh and don't take a penny, but you come to trouble me. What's the point?" the woman choked.  Ma Jiuying: “…”   Inexplicably, I feel that what the other person said makes sense! “In the past, there was a woman in Yanzhou who was fair-skinned and pretty. She walked alone in the city, and her young son followed her around, making love and recommending pillows. She had nothing to live with, and she died in a few years.  The people of the state all felt sorry for him, and they shared the mourning utensils and buried them. Because he has no home, he lives on the left side of the road.  During the Dali calendar, suddenly a Hu monk came from the west. When he saw the tomb, he sat down, paid homage and burned incense, and surrounded him with admiration for several days.  When people see her, they say, "If you indulge a woman, you will make her husband your husband." Because it has no belongings, it is here. Why do monks respect evil? The monk said, Tan Yue did not know that he was a great sage, compassionate and willing to give up, and did not indulge in worldly desires.  This is the Collarbone Bodhisattva. "The woman is sitting cross-legged, with a majestic appearance and a eloquent speech. "Taoist, the eminent Buddhist monk praised the good deeds of Collarbone Bodhisattva and called him a great sage. In your eyes, does this constitute adultery?" After saying the allusion, the woman stood up suddenly, without any strands of hair, and her graceful and exquisite body seemed to radiate Taoism. The light of Buddha cannot be looked directly at.  Ma Jiuying: “…” This was the first time I encountered such a ridiculous thing, and I didn’t know how to stop it for a while. "Clavicle Bodhisattva is indeed a thing, but Clavicle Bodhisattva uses good intentions to lure young people to recite Buddhist scriptures, so that people can never have sexual desires. The key point is to recite sutras and abstain from sexual desires, not indulge in sexual desires." Qin Yao said suddenly: "You are changing your concept! " "I also encourage people to do good when I am happy. If you don't believe me, ask those who are happy with me." The woman argued. Qin Yao shook his head: "You don't have the moral character. When you have sex, those men are addicted to lust. Who cares what you say? Turn around, who cares what you say? You are just giving alms. In the name of justice, they steal their yang energy." "What does it have to do with you whether one is willing to be beaten and the other is willing to suffer? Do you care?" the woman yelled angrily.

Qin Yao thought for a while and said: "But do good deeds and save others and save yourself. Punish evil and promote good, God determines the virtue!" The woman sneered: "I thought you were just doing good deeds and not asking about your future. It turns out you were doing it for your own selfish reasons. If so, who have you to punish me?" Qin Yao said calmly: "Not all police officers join the police force for lofty ideals. Some people want to earn a living, some want to fight for a future, and some want to get ahead. This is also selfish. According to your statement, this kind of Can the police not control crime?"  “Sophistry!” the woman scolded.  “You started first.” Qin Yao said quietly. “Everyone, drive them away before we can continue.” The woman stared at him for a long time and suddenly shouted out the door.  The men looked at each other, willing to speak, but afraid of being beaten. "Those who didn't get me, don't you want to get me?" the woman said bewitchingly. "Brother, why don't you leave first? We don't care about this little Yang Qi, and we even enjoy it." After a long time, a half-bald fat man glanced at Qin Yao secretly and said softly.  Someone started, and others immediately started making noises. "Yes, yes, we don't lack this little yang energy. If she wants, we can give it to her." “Brother, in the final analysis, this is what you and I want to do. We know you have a kind heart, but if you really stop us, it will be difficult for us to say good to you!” "Yes, brother, I came late and haven't tasted the meat yet. Please show mercy and give me a chance. There is no such shop in this village. Except today, how can I get close to such a beautiful woman?" child?"  Looking at them, you and I urged Qin Yao to leave. Ah Li, Nianying, Ma Jiuying, and Li Jialing were all dumbfounded. No one thought this would happen! "Stupid guys..." Just when Ma Jiuying felt desperate and thought that this game was unbreakable, Qin Yao suddenly showed a touch of ridicule on his face: "Do you think it's you that I care about? Let's just meet by chance, just you guys With such a despicable face, what right do you have for me to care?" The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, and everyone was stunned.  “Bang!” Qin Yao raised his leg and kicked the person next to him away. Regardless of everyone's shock, he turned to look at Collarbone Bodhisattva: "A gentleman can bully others, and a good man can bully his good ones. I am not a gentleman, let alone a good man. This move It’s no use to me.” "Clavicle Bodhisattva" took a deep breath and said: "What do you want? Kill me? Is this crime enough to wipe out both body and soul?" Qin Yao said indifferently: "What to do with you is the judge's business. I am only responsible for sending you to see the judge."  “As far as the crime is concerned, as long as the judge does not take personal emotions into account, he cannot sentence me to death.” ‘Clavicle Bodhisattva’ knew that the judge he was talking about was the judge of the underworld, and sneered: “At most, I will be trapped for a while, and I can continue to give after I come out. What can you do to me?” "Shame." Qin Yao scolded: "I have no grudge against you, and I have no intention of killing you. I will send you to the underworld to gain some virtue. As far as I am concerned, this matter is over. I will wait until you come out." Where you go to give alms later is none of my business. You can go wherever you like."  The sarcastic smile of "Clavicle Bodhisattva" suddenly froze on his face, and his face became as sinking as water: "Let me go, we will not offend the river, otherwise as long as I don't die, I will come back to take revenge on you one day." Qin Yao clasped his hands together, and a golden statue appeared behind him. He grabbed the woman in his hand and refined it with the golden fire of Buddha's wrath. The woman screamed sharply, and her body suddenly turned into countless gold powder, which slipped from the Buddha's palm like fine sand and disappeared into the ground. Qin Yao put away the Arhat Dharma Photo, golden light surged in his eyes, his sight penetrated the ground to the first floor, and then looked from the first floor to the ground, but his sight was blocked by a layer of silvery tinfoil...

 “What’s on the ground floor on the first floor?”  He dissipated the golden light in his eyes and asked Su Can. "There's nothing on the first floor." Su Can's heart suddenly picked up and her eyes wandered. “You’ve come here to catch ghosts over and over again, but haven’t you found anything wrong with the ground on the first floor?” Qin Yao knew at a glance that he was lying, so he turned to Ma Jiuying and asked.  Ma Jiuying: “…” If he had noticed, he wouldn't have come six or seven times. “Take us underground.” Qin Yao pulled Su Can in front of him and ordered. "Sir, I really don't know what you are talking about." Su Can said frightenedly. He saw the whole scene of Qin Yao knocking down his eldest brother with a slap. How could he dare to disrespect him?                                            ) Qin Yao turned over his hand and took out the Gauss gun and put it against Su Can's chest: "Do you know what I'm talking about now?" Su Can: “…”  Shaoyan. Su Can led the five people to a wall, stretched out his hand and pushed the wall hard. The wall actually opened like a door, revealing a staircase leading underground. "Brother, let me tell you the truth. It's very unsafe down there. If you insist on going, you can, but can you let me go? I have an old man above me, a young man below me, and a wife to support in the middle. I can't stay here. ." Standing at the entrance of the stairs, Su Can clasped her hands and bowed repeatedly.  Obviously he knows there is something terrible down there! The last day. It happened that the leader of the alliance was about to settle the accounts.    Unknowingly, I wrote 250,000 words this month. An average of eight thousand per day. I can only say that the big financier is awesome. Otherwise, the normal salary is 4,000 per day. If you work with perfect attendance, it will only be 120,000 words per month. A full half difference.    Thank you all.    Thanks to all the friends who support the author. I’m going to eat. Let’s see you tomorrow~~

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