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If You Are An Immortal, You Will Live Forever After You Die.

If You Are An Immortal, You Will Live Forever After You Die.

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Chapter 88: A happy funeral, so we have to go to the brothel to celebrate?

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Chapter 88: A happy funeral, so we have to go to the brothel to celebrate?

"Uncle, where are you going so early in the morning? You haven't been home for three days. You just reached the fifth level of Qi training, and you're already getting carried away?"

Seeing that Chen Changsheng was about to go out again, Xiao Moxi couldn't help but step forward and ask.

"I'm going to do serious business!" said Chen Changsheng.

"Business? Humph, don't think I don't know. Wherever you go, sometimes you come back with a smell of powder. Maybe you forgot to use the cleaning technique..." Xiao Moxi curled her lips.

"Uh...what nonsense are you talking about...I really have something important to do. An elder of the Song family passed away, and I'm going to pay my respects!" Chen Changsheng said embarrassedly.

Forgot to use the cleansing technique?

I'm not very rigorous in my work. I must learn from this and make it a habit. After I'm done, I'll clean up first...

"Go to the Song family to pay condolences? Uncle, do you still have a relationship with the Song family?" Xiao Moxi asked in surprise.

In Shouyang Mountain, there is only one Song family, and they are the real controller of Shouyang Mountain!

"Yes, I met an interesting person recently. Maybe I can get some pills from him to improve my cultivation!" Chen Changsheng said with a smile.

Pills are good things. Compared to making talismans, Chen Changsheng wants to learn how to refine pills...

"Pills? Uncle, if you can have pills, your future cultivation speed will be much faster!" Little Moxi said excitedly.

"So, I have to give it a try... You should just stay at home and draw talismans. I don't know what happened recently, but it seems that prices have suddenly risen a lot. Even the price of talismans purchased by Baibao Pavilion has increased by 10%!" Chen Changsheng said.

"I don't know, but the market has been a bit uneasy these days. There have been many wandering cultivators disappearing recently..." Xiao Moxi said.

"Be careful, as long as we don't leave the market, we should be safe!" said Chen Changsheng.

The Song family of Shouyang Mountain is a family with more than one Foundation Establishment Master in charge. In the territory of Yuezhou, it is also one of the forces second only to the five major sects. It has been passed down for more than five hundred years and has a profound foundation.

The market town is the foundation of the Song family. In Chen Changsheng's opinion, it is naturally extremely safe!

The top of Shouyang Mountain, the place with the best and richest spiritual energy, is occupied by the Song family. When an elder of the Song family passed away, naturally many people came to pay their respects. Chen Changsheng mixed in the crowd and headed towards the top of the mountain.

"The spiritual energy on the top of the mountain is at least twice as dense as that in the market town. If I could cultivate here year-round, my progress would probably be much faster..."

Closing his eyes, Chen Changsheng gently felt the spiritual energy around him. He couldn't help but take a deep breath, as if he wanted to absorb the spiritual energy of the entire Shouyang Mountain into his body...

"Brother Pan, I didn't expect you to come and see my grandfather off. That's really thoughtful of you!"

Seeing Chen Changsheng coming, Song Xing hurried forward and saluted.

"Brother Song, I'm sorry for your loss!" Chen Changsheng replied.

The deceased clan elder turned out to be Song Xing’s grandfather?

This is interesting. Song Xing’s father is an alchemist, so would his grandfather be one too?

Suddenly, Chen Changsheng's heart was moved...

If Song Xing's grandfather was an alchemist, as long as he could fulfill Song Xing's grandfather's last wish, wouldn't he have the opportunity to gain his alchemy experience?

"My ancestor lived to be 112 years old, without any illness or disaster, and passed away naturally. It can be considered a happy funeral. Thank you for making this trip!" Song Xing bowed.

"You are 112 years old, a very old man. I wonder if I will be lucky enough to see your grandfather's remains?"

At this moment, Chen Changsheng's heart was pounding...

There are so many guests here, I’m afraid not everyone can see Song Xing’s grandfather!

If I can't see it, I'm afraid I can only take the last path and dig a grave...

But, digging up the Zhou family's graves is one thing, but the Song family's graves...

It's really too dangerous...

"Of course you can. When the final farewell ceremony begins, just follow me!" Song Xing nodded.

For him, this is not a big deal. People want to see their grandfather's remains, which is a sign of respect!

"Thank you. There are so many guests. Brother Song, please go and do your own thing. There is no need to greet me!" Chen Changsheng bowed.

"Okay!" Song Xing nodded and went to greet other guests.

After about an hour, the farewell ceremony began. Chen Changsheng moved to Song Xing's side and, together with the Song family, performed the farewell ceremony around the coffin.

"Song Tianming, male, 112 years old, died of natural causes at the end of his lifespan!"

"Last wish: The Song family will produce another Foundation Establishment Master!"

Building foundation?

Damn...

I'm only at the fifth level of Qi training, okay? How can I help you, the Song family, build your foundation?

I don’t even know where to find my own foundation-building opportunity...

It seems that this last wish can only be left to fate...

In fact, there have always been quite a few wills that can be completed by fate, such as Zhou Yexian of the Zhou family, and the large number of wills obtained during his secular life. These wills have been completed one after another in recent years, and Chen Changsheng hardly intervened in these wills, they were all given away for free...

"Corpse rating: Extraordinary 1-star, reward: 12 Mana Pills!"

A one-time reward of 12 mana pills?

This Song Tianming, I’m afraid he has already reached the peak of Qi training!

Unfortunately, the evaluation is still Extraordinary One Star. I am afraid that only after entering the Foundation Establishment Realm can I get the Extraordinary Two Star evaluation!

"A random last wish mission, plus 12 mana pills, this trip is worth it!"

"This random last wish mission can probably be completed..."

"After all, the Song family's legacy has spanned hundreds of years, with generations building their foundations. Completing the last wish is only a matter of time!"

After the final memorial service, Song Tianming was laid to rest. Song Xing dragged Chen Changsheng to the Fox Fairy Pavilion...

"Brother Song, this... your ancestor has just been buried, and we are coming to the Fox Fairy Pavilion. Doesn't that seem a bit inappropriate?" Chen Changsheng said awkwardly.

"What's wrong with that? Our ancestor died of old age and lived to be 112 years old, which means he lived at least ten years longer than ordinary people. This is a happy funeral and should be celebrated!" Song Xing said with a smile.

celebrate?

Your grandfather died, and you're still celebrating?

Even if it's a happy or sad occasion, you don't have to go to a brothel to celebrate, right?

Is Song Xing mentally ill?

Chen Changsheng had no choice but to follow Song Xing to the Fox Fairy Pavilion...

In Chen Changsheng's previous life, people often said that there were four iron friends in life. They studied together, carried guns together, visited prostitutes together, and shared spoils together. After today, Chen Changsheng and Song Xing can be considered iron friends!

Since they were close friends, Song Xing spoke frankly and directly proposed that Chen Changsheng join the Song family!

"Brother Song, I am from an outsider, and my strength is weak. I am only at the fourth level of Qi training. How can I join the Song family?" Chen Changsheng said.

Although the Song family is a family inheritance, it will also absorb some elites among the independent cultivators. The outstanding ones will even be allowed to marry into the Song family and become a true member of the Song family!

For example, the Song family's law enforcement team has absorbed many independent cultivators. In fact, to put it bluntly, they are cannon fodder for the Song family's foreign wars...

Just like this time the Song family wants to clear out the robbers outside the market town, there will inevitably be a certain degree of danger, and there will definitely be some casualties. This is when the role of the independent cultivators is reflected.

After all, every member of the Song family is precious!

The independent cultivators were not fools and understood the Song family's intentions, but every time the law enforcement team recruited people, they would still fight for it...

The reason is very simple, the Song family gave too much...

Spirit stones, skills, inheritance, and even the opportunity to integrate into the Song family are all what they want!

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