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Chapter 7: Did you hit me in the head?

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Chapter 7: Did you hit me in the head?

Chapter 7 Did you hit me in the head? The whole time I was washing, I was very vigilant in order not to be frightened by the ghost that suddenly appeared in the nothing appears.

When I was about to open the door and go out, I felt a little frightened when I thought of the corpses hanging outside.

However, after I came out and looked around, the things hanging on the ceiling were gone.

I just breathed a sigh of relief.

I lay down on the bed again a little tired, and then turned over——

He met the eyes of a disheveled woman beside the bed.

It happened suddenly when I was relaxed, but it still made my heart skip a beat.

The next moment, the woman smiled at me, and then her head, which was normally on her neck, suddenly fell down and rolled towards me——

"thump!"

I rolled out of the hospital bed.

Uncle Jin's wild laugh came from the side.

The woman's head was chasing after me as I hurriedly ran away, and was about to hit me.

Although I tried my best to suppress the scream coming from my throat, I still subconsciously punched the woman's head as she rolled towards me.

As soon as I punched out my fist, I realized that I had done something useless.

I can't touch this disgusting thing.

Just when I closed my eyes and planned to have a close contact with a woman's head, I suddenly felt a cold touch on my hand and a sense of obstruction from a punch hitting the quilt.

The cold feeling ran down my arms and stimulated my brain, making me shiver.

"Ouch!"

I heard a woman's high-pitched scream.

I opened my eyes and saw the head that was rolling toward me slamming back onto the headless woman's body.

Uncle Jin's laughter stopped abruptly.

The headless woman screamed, picked up her head, and rubbed her forehead.

The long-haired head was being rubbed by the woman while making gasping sounds of "Siha" and "Siha".

I looked at the scene in front of me with some confusion.

But I really couldn't understand it, so I turned to look at Uncle Jin again.

Uncle Jin looked at me in shock.

Female ghost: "You hit me on the head!"

Uncle Jin: "You can actually meet us?"

Me: Wow, am I so awesome? I can hit the ghost, but the ghost can't touch me, so wouldn't that make me invincible?Next time a ghost comes to scare me, I will give it two big ass pockets to give it a taste of fear.

I was immersed in my own whims until Uncle Jin walked up to me.

"Little girl, do you want to touch us again like you just did?"

I stretched out my hand towards Uncle Jin, but Uncle Jin was standing in front of me, and I didn't touch anything this time.

The female ghost who scared me so much just sorted her head and came to me. I also reached out and tried to touch her.

This time I didn't touch anything either.

This is why?

Could it be because he was lying down just now and now he is standing?

I lay down and tried again, but this time I encountered nothing.

"Maybe it's because you were scared just now and had strong mood swings, so you were able to touch me?"

Uncle Jin proposed a more constructive possibility.

I looked at Uncle Jin's proud expression and thought of his wild laughter just now. I retorted with a dark face: "I'm not afraid, I didn't even scream." Uncle Jin didn't notice my dark face at all and remained arrogant. : "That's not true! You were obviously pale and distorted just now, but you were just trying not to scream. You were so scared that you rolled off the bed!"

My face turned even darker: "I wasn't! scared!!"

Uncle Jin was still being mean, and even brought the female ghost who scared me just now with him: "Why not? You saw it just now! This is just shit, shit!"

"How else would a person fall from bed to the floor while sleeping?"

"When this head comes in front of you, you are so scared that you close your eyes!"

"Hahaha……"

……

I closed the window with a neat "snap" amidst Uncle Jin's laughter.

The laughter stopped abruptly again.

But this time the smile didn't disappear, but moved to my face.

"Good morning!"

I stuck out my tongue, closed the door to the ward, and went out for a walk.

Because I had just been scared, it was unlikely that I would fall into a panic situation again, so Uncle Jin and I planned to try again next time to see if I could touch it again after being scared. To the soul body.

Things didn't go so well though, because I was already used to the horror scenes Uncle Kim created.

Whether it's a ghost that suddenly comes out of the mirror, a ghost that lurks under the bed and suddenly grabs my feet, or a ghost that sings gloomy music to accompany me to sleep, I've become accustomed to them all in the past half month of training. .

My ability to withstand terror is getting stronger and stronger, which makes Uncle Jin very upset that he did not do the experiment earlier.

In order to scare me, Uncle Jin made the scene more and more disgusting, and almost did everything he could to scare me.

But it was of no use. I even threatened Uncle Jin once because it was so disgusting. If he caused such a disgusting scene next time, I would never open the window again.

But as soon as he looked at me with pitiful eyes, and then sighed a few words about his bad fate and his death, I couldn't stand it anymore and opened the window for him.

"Oh, what a kind little girl."

Uncle Jin would say something like this every time he saw me opening the window.

"But Cancan, they all talk nonsense. After you leave this hospital, don't just believe what other ghosts say. You are so kind, sooner or later this will become your weakness."

I can already be discharged from the hospital. The strength of my legs, feet and arms have actually recovered a long time ago, and I have no more "cramps" in the eyes of the doctor recently.

……

This is the night before I leave.

Uncle Jin and I stood in front of the open window, looking at the dark night sky and the still noisy city night.

"Uncle Jin, I'm leaving tomorrow."

Uncle Jin looked very melancholy: "Yes, no one will open the window for me in the future."

I asked him with some curiosity: "Will you stay in this hospital forever? Maybe I can come and see you in the future."

Uncle Jin's smile gradually faded.

"Hey... there is no such thing as eternity. After a person dies, the soul will gradually lose its reason and memory without the supplement of other power, and then become muddled like a child. In the end, it will dissipate between heaven and earth. No trace will be left.”

I was a little shocked: "Since the memory has disappeared, the obsession will also disappear, right? The soul should be able to enter the underworld at this time."

Uncle Jin shook his head: "What can be called obsession must be a person's deepest memory, and it will also be the last memory that disappears. At this level, the soul will basically become very fragile. Even if it enters the gate of hell, There is no way to withstand the trial of Naihe Bridge."

It took me a long time to recover.

turn out to be--

After death, there is death.

(End of this chapter)

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