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I Told You To Practice Cultivation, Not To Practice Insanity!

I Told You To Practice Cultivation, Not To Practice Insanity!

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Chapter 29: Isn't this going to kill me?

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Chapter 29: Isn't this going to kill me?

At the same time, the banned players were currently in an uproar in the group chat.

Mingtian Zao Ba: 【I didn't understand what 100% immersive meant before, until I played this game, Mom, I'm successful, woo woo...】

Gongdi Xiao Wang: 【I finally tore that guy to pieces, it was too brutal.】

Xu Yuan: 【I disgraced everyone, I didn't kill anyone.】

Shu Ya: 【This game is too real, I still haven't recovered.】

Wang Xiaojun: 【I've decided to manufacture firearms in the game, brothers, do you think it's feasible?】

Mr. Zhong: 【Why does it sound like you're talking about a real-life game?】

Qihuan Senlin: 【@Mr. Zhong, it's incredibly awesome. I had my doubts before, but now I'm completely convinced. Also, please, big shots, don't isolate me, I was wrong, please let me off the hook.】

Moxiu Fang Yuan: 【I'm going to die! I actually missed the NPC invasion, damn it!!!】

Qin Hao: 【@Fang Yuan, it's such a shame for you. That feeling was so satisfying. I held two machetes and cut from left to right, it was so good!】

Fang Yuan: 【Don't say it (tears), I just want to die now!】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【By the way, what happened later? It couldn't have been a total wipeout, could it?】

Huo Sichun: 【Where's Senior Brother? When I died, Senior Brother and the others were still fighting.】

Qihuan Senlin: 【When Wang Xiaojun and I died, only Senior Brother Zhao Shijie was left. I don't know what happened.】

Qin Hao: 【You two kill-stealers, quickly pay me back my contribution points! (Angry)】

Lin Ye: 【That old bastard was too powerful. Zhao Shijie and I couldn't defeat him together. The difference between Qi Refining Stage and Body Tempering Stage is too great!】

Chen Shaocong: 【Xiao Xiao, how did you die?】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Senior Sister stabbed me to death (disdain).】

Huo Sichun: 【I stabbed you because I saw you were in too much pain (innocent).】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Then why did you stab me twice? I hate you!】

Huo Sichun: 【Don't be angry, I'll buy you milk tea later. (Pleading)】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Plus a hot pot meal!】

Huo Sichun: 【Alright, hehe.】

Chen Shaocong: 【Xiao Xiao, do you like milk tea? Send me your address, I'll order you a delicious one.】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Why are you treating me to milk tea? You're not trying to pursue me, are you?】

Chen Shaocong: 【Thank you for saving me in the game.】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【That's fine, forget the milk tea. Next time, you just have to save me.】

Ye Wuyai: 【Where's Zhao Shijie? What happened to the sect? It couldn't have been wiped out, could it?】

Zhao Shijie: 【I held out until the last moment, Xian Ge rushed back later.】

Chen Shaocong: 【Who is Xian Ge? Is he the group owner of this group?】

Lin Ye: 【Yes, with him here, the sect should be safe.】

Huo Sichun: 【By the way, I haven't even met Xian Ge yet? Is he handsome?】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Xian Ge is super handsome, especially his aura, he's simply my dream guy (drooling)】

Chen Shaocong: 【Is he as handsome as me?】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【I suspect you're trying to leech off Xian Ge! (Angry)】

Moxiu Fang Yuan: 【Is Xian Ge very strong?】

Qin Zhenhua: 【Xian Ge's strength is unknown, but he's probably set as the boss of the Novice Village.】

Ye Wuyai: 【I'll tell you a secret, if you curry favor with Xian Ge, you'll get unexpected rewards, hehe.】

Lawyer Han: 【Are all of you possessed? Do you need legal assistance?】

Guozu Zuihou De Xiwang: 【When is the next reservation?】

Woniu: 【Can you fly with swords inside? Are there fairies? Are the landscapes beautiful?】

Cui Ye: 【Qin Shao, Chen Shao, come to the bar tonight.】

Chen Shaocong: 【No, I need to level up.】

Yi Jian Po Tian Men: 【You've been playing for so long and haven't even left the Novice Village, you're too weak, aren't you?】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【Heh heh, the last person who said that is still chopping trees.】

Jiu Wan Yasuo: 【When will it be my turn? I want to cultivate too!!!】

Zhao Shijie: 【The reason we were wiped out this time is because we were too weak. After the ban ends, I've decided to cultivate in the secret forest and won't return until I reach the Qi Refining Stage!】

Lin Ye: 【I'm going too. I'm only three levels away from reaching the Qi Refining Stage.】

Ye Wuyai: 【Want to go solo? I disagree!】

Qin Zhenhua: 【The four-person team must be complete and in order!】

Moxiu Fang Yuan: 【Why is this ban lasting so long!!!】

Xian Ge: 【Now for a few announcements: The sect is currently upgrading, and the game is entering a maintenance phase, which will last approximately three days.】

【The new version of the sect will be available in three days. Please look forward to it.】

【The third batch of players will be reserved in two days, with 20 slots available. Each sect disciple can invite ten people to join the group. Players who successfully reserve a spot will be rewarded with five contribution points.】

【Due to your outstanding performance during the sect's invasion, the sect hereby rewards each of you with 20 contribution points.】

【The hostile sect and the Hua Xia Sect will launch a sect-destroying war. The hope of the sect rests in the hands of all players. We hope that all Hua Xia Sect disciples will quickly improve their cultivation.】

【Here's a piece of advice: The demise of the Hua Xia Sect is equivalent to the destruction of the game. We hope all players will keep this in mind.】

Each piece of information was more explosive than the last.

The group was quiet for a while before bursting into an uproar, and the group messages instantly soared to 99+.

Moxiu Fang Yuan: 【No way, I can only go online in three days? I'm really going to die this time!】

Qin Hao: 【Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to live these three days?】

Chen Shaocong: 【I can't wait a moment longer! Tell me what your game company is called? I'll pay extra to the staff to make them work overtime all night!】

Guangtou: 【I thought it was three hours, but it turned out to be three days. How am I supposed to live like this?!】

Qin Zhenhua: 【It's over, life is instantly meaningless.】

Lin Ye: 【I'm a little excited about what the sect will look like after the upgrade.】

Ye Wuyai: 【I've decided, I'll work hard delivering food for these three days, then take two days off, and just stay in the game without coming out!】

Jiu Wan Yasuo: 【Great, we can reserve slots, we're saved!】

Mr. Zhong: 【You should still think about how not to be wiped out. If possible, tell me your situation and the opponent's situation, and I'll formulate tactics for you.】

Wang Xiaojun: 【These three days are perfect. I'll research how to make hot weapons and sell them in the game then.】

Zhao Shijie: 【Xian Ge means that once our sect is destroyed, it means the game is over, is that right?】

Huo Sichun: 【Senior Brother is so smart.】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【No, I still want to plant beautiful flowers and fill the entire sect.】

Xu Yuan: 【No matter what method, we must kill the Qingcheng Gang!】

Shu Ya: 【Isn't this killing me? I'll fight them to the death!】

Gongdi Xiao Wang: 【My daughter is sick and needs money. This game is my hope. Whoever wants to destroy it, I'll kill them!】

Mingtian Zao Ba: 【Don't scare me, I just resigned!】

Qin Zhenhua: 【Swear to protect the Hua Xia Sect to the death!】

Ye Wuyai: 【I will lead the charge!】

Lin Ye: 【Kill!!!!】

Zhao Shijie: 【Everyone, don't panic. I'll make a game guide later. Everyone can refer to it.】

Lin Ye: 【I'll also make one, about the levels and distribution of demon beasts in the secret forest.】

Qin Zhenhua: 【Then I'll make a survival guide for the secret forest.】

Ye Wuyai: 【I'll make a quick leveling guide, hoping it can help everyone.】

Jiang Xiaoxiao: 【I'll also contribute and make a detailed sect mission guide, so everyone won't have to blindly choose missions in the future.】

Chen Shaocong: 【Xiao Xiao is so great.】

Huo Sichun: 【Yue~】

Moxiu Fang Yuan: 【@Internet Celebrity Gunsmith, can you make extremely powerful bombs? I'll blow up those bastards from the Qingcheng Gang!】

Qin Hao: 【Count me in, we'll die together with them!】

Wang Xiaojun: 【I'll try, but the materials are hard to get.】

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