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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 84: Page 84

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Chapter 84: Page 84

midnight Moonlight star rare In the darkness, Gui Yan Xinmei opened her eyes, picked up the mobile phone beside the bed and checked the time. Well, it was just right. Get up from the bed, put on your slippers and walk out of the room, walking towards a certain place quite familiarly. "crunch-" She pushed the door open and stepped inside. Under the dim moonlight, she tiptoed to the bed and got into bed. A familiar fragrance instantly filled her nostrils. The boy on the bed was already fast asleep, and in the quiet environment, she could even hear his shallow breathing. Looking at the sleeping face of the boy, Gui Yanxinmei couldn't help but think of the scenes she saw during the day. The other person was being chased by a group of good-looking girls, and he was often surrounded by a bunch of pretty girls, who were very attractive. She didn't even have a chance to get close to him. A true winner in life

These clearly had nothing to do with her, but why did she suddenly feel a swelling and severe pain in her chest? "Stinky Tada, the most annoying!" ——You are just the son of a whore. What right do you have to make me so uncomfortable? Muttering to myself, I felt more and more aggrieved and frustrated. I turned over and faced the dark wall. I felt like crying. Suddenly, a pair of warm hands came to her waist and turned her over. Gui Yan was stunned. When she came to her senses, she was already lying in the boy's arms. "Stop it." Qingyou closed his eyes, his tired voice mixed with a little hoarseness and haziness, "Be good." Pressed against his broad chest, the pleasant fragrance lingered in her nose. Gui Yan froze with joy, her heart began to pound in her chest, and her cheeks felt hot, so she dared not move. She pursed her lips tightly, that unknown emotion reappeared, her heartbeat gradually accelerated, making it difficult for her to control herself. Tada-kun or something It hurt her again. The most annoying

Chapter 15 Very Sweet The rosy glow came to the eastern sky with light steps. The blue-black silk cloth was gradually illuminated by gold. The soft cotton-like white clouds were dyed a charming orange-red by the rosy glow. A new day breaks through the dusk and arrives Waking up from the chaos, Qingyou looked down at the sleeping girl in his arms with a blank expression on his face, as if he was used to it. He still felt a tingling and numb pain in his left arm, but he ignored it and gradually became familiar with it and accepted it.

Tsk, habit is really a terrible thing. 【Good morning, host. 】 "Yeah, good morning." He turned off the alarm clock beside the bed which had not yet started, and pulled out his numb arm to relax it. [Tsk tsk, the young lady really treats you as a human pillow.] The system smacked its lips and teased, [Now I sleep with you every night, it seems that our friendship has risen to a new level.] "Okay, stop talking about this." Qingyou waved his hand, "I just have a question for you, Master Tong." [Host, please speak. I will be speechless and know everything.] "What was that A‖ movie about yesterday?" 【...】 The system suddenly went silent "Master Tong..." Qingyou smiled, "You are not hiding something from me, are you?" [Ah, this... well...] ​​The system said vaguely, trying to muddle through, [Well, after all, our exploration capabilities...] "Master Tong, how long are you going to keep this secret from me?" Qingyou interrupted him, raising his voice, "Do you really think I know nothing?" 【Host.....】 The system is shocked Could it be that the boy already knew that Miss Gui Yan was a virgin? ! What should I do? How should I explain to him the cause of this incident? "Did you watch a movie secretly behind my back?" [Host, I'm sorry, I was wrong... Huh? ? ] The system was confused, what the hell was going on, then it quickly reacted and admitted its fault according to the boy's understanding, [Fuck, host, you are too smart, you can actually find out that I did such a thing, you are the modern Sherlock Holmes! ] "Oh, do you think you can hide this little trick from me?" Qingyou said disdainfully. [The host is awesome, and Zhengnai is extremely smart. I am ashamed of myself.] The system flattered him and then began to complain about itself, [There is really no way to watch movies. I can’t watch real-life uncensored A‖V. I can only find some resources to satisfy my craving, otherwise my life will be so boring.] What it said is indeed true. It is impossible to spend 24 hours a day chatting with teenagers to kill time. When you are bored, going back to the consciousness space to watch TV series or movies to relieve boredom is also a way. "Tsk, I didn't realize you, Master Tong, actually have this kind of hobby." A generation of super intelligence actually likes to watch movies secretly without the host's knowledge. Qingyou found it novel and said, "It's really like a little cow suppressing a frog. How awesome!" [Ahem, thank you for the compliment, host] The system shamelessly thought he was praising itself. Qingyou raised his eyebrows. This system is really shameless. His mind was moved, and when he was about to say something to mock it, the person in his arms suddenly moved. "woke up?" Looking down, the girl had her eyes half closed and uttered a dazed "hmm" in a dragging voice. The sight of him almost falling asleep again made Qingyou laugh, "Why don't you get up and wash up? How long are you going to sleep hugging this giant pillow of mine?"

"Well... I want to sleep a little longer~" The girl acted coquettishly and rubbed his chest twice, moving around like a kitten to find a comfortable position. Qingyou pinched her soft cheek and said, "I'm going to cook. You can sleep for a while. I'll call you when it's done." "Hmm~" Hearing her lazy cat-like response, Qingyou smiled gently. He took away the hand around his waist, got up from the bed, walked to the bathroom and started washing up. ... In the kitchen, Qingyou washed up, turned on the stove, turned on the range hood, and started making breakfast. There are still some squid and greens left in the fridge. Let's make seafood clear noodle soup. The young lady can't eat anything too salty. He took out the ingredients and put them in the sink to thaw, then beat an egg and stirred it in a bowl, then fried a few egg slices as a side dish. [Host, you are becoming more and more like a virtuous househusband] The system popped up and teased him. "Go away. This is what we call doing something we have no choice but to do because of life." Pour the stirred egg liquid into the pot, Qingyou replied calmly, "Actually, if you put yourself in her shoes, it's not bad. You don't have to worry about food or rent, and you can eat all kinds of high-quality ingredients every day. Apart from having to serve the young lady, I enjoy everything else." [Uh.... Host, don't you think this life...] is becoming more and more like being kept... If there is no physical contact in bed, what is the difference between being kept and being a mistress? Well, although this rich woman is a stunning beauty Oh shit, that's not right. If the host is really being kept, then he shouldn't be able to get out of bed, so how can he have the energy to make breakfast? The system is whispering and complaining "Huh? What's wrong with this life?" [Well, it’s nothing, the host is right, this life is pretty good. ] Qingyou nodded, without any doubt He flipped the pancake over and continued frying it over low heat. "Uncle Tong, what shall we play today? Landlord or Gobang?" [Gobang, I’m tired of Landlord] "OK, then the old rules apply. Whoever loses gets to call me grandpa." [No shit, of course it’s no problem! ] ***** ***** The dazzling light penetrated the twilight clouds, and through the gaps between the leaves, it spread warmly into the room. Gui Yanxinmei rubbed her eyes, turned over with the quilt in her arms, took a deep breath, and her nose was filled with the unique fragrance of the young man. The corners of her mouth rose slightly. She liked the feeling of peace of mind, waking up naturally wrapped in warmth, rather than waking up in the middle of the night and falling into another nightmare again, feeling helpless and afraid.

"Tada-kun." With her head resting on the quilt, she called out to the door. "Ok?" The boy walked in from the living room, still wearing an apron around his waist, and it looked like he had just finished his work. "What's wrong?" She narrowed her eyes into a crescent shape and smiled sweetly, "Good morning~" "Well, good morning." Untying the apron around her waist, Qingyou looked at her for a few seconds and asked, "Are you willing to get up?" "Yeah~" She curved her eyebrows, her voice still had a hint of sleepiness, soft and gentle, more and more like a lazy little kitten. "Go wash up." Seeing her so cute and adorable, Qingyou raised the corner of his mouth and smiled faintly. “Breakfast is ready” He spoke in such a soft voice. The sunlight was warm, just right, and the boy in front of me was smiling just right. It is like a breeze blowing through Keukenhof Park, and wherever it goes, it is full of prosperity. Gui Yan's heart was filled with sadness and her mind froze. Time was very quiet, so quiet that she could hear the sound of her own heart beating violently again. ... "Then I'm off." Gui Yanxin, wearing her school uniform, greeted the boy in front of her in a charming manner. "be careful on the road." "Ah, you too" She walked forward, stood on tiptoe, put her arm around him and hugged him. "Hey, a routine good morning hug~" With a playful wink, she waved and got into a black car, "See you later, Tada-kun~" After a while, the car started roaring and drove onto the road. Sitting in the back passenger seat, Gui Yanxinmei inadvertently glanced at a black thermos bottle next to her. "Ok?" This is not before Tada-kun... "Miss, this was put in by Master Tada just now. It seems that he made soup for you." Sakuimura Mei, who was driving in front, explained to her. Gui Yanxinmei was stunned for a moment, then the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and a hint of tenderness appeared in her eyes.

He opened the thermos, brought it to his lips and took a sip. Warm, still the same taste She thought it was sweeter than last time. The kind that is sweet to the heart~

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