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Chapter 83: Page 83

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Chapter 83: Page 83

Gui Yan was silent, then turned her head away and continued watching the TV in front of her. After a long time, she slowly uttered the word "Oh". Qingyou was speechless. This young lady was unexpectedly dishonest. [Damn it, if she were in a harem anime, she would just be a tsundere loser. Host, why bother with her? Just go to the internet cafe and book a night!] The unwilling system appeared again to instigate him. ——Shut up, Mobibi!!! Cutting off the mental connection, Qingyou turned his gaze back to the girl, "You must have been waiting for a long time. I'll go cook right away." His voice was soft, with a hint of apology. The cold aura surrounding Gui Yanxinmei paused for a moment, and after a few breaths, she replied coldly, "No." As if that wasn’t fierce enough, he added, “Even if you made it, I wouldn’t eat it.” Qingyou was helpless. She stretched out her hand and placed it on the girl's head, stroking it very gently. "I was wrong today. Miss, please don't be angry, okay?" The girl froze, not turning her head to look at him, "Let go!"

98②208898The tone sounded cold, but without any deterrence or anger, just like a noble ragdoll cat raising its little paw towards people. "How can I skip dinner?" Qingyou's expression remained unchanged, with a soft smile on the corner of her mouth, and her hand didn't stop stroking, "My stomach will growl with hunger in the middle of the night." "None of your business." Gui Yanxinmei glared at him, looking more and more like a fierce little kitten. "Tada-kun is the student representative of Nanchang. He is very busy all day. After school, he has to go out for social events and then rush back to cook for me. It's really hard for you!" If you listen carefully, you will find this statement a bit unfair. Isn't it a grievance? During the day at school, I saw the boy surrounded by a group of girls, as if he was a winner in life with a harem. I was already angry, and when I got home I received a call from the boy saying that he was going to visit the girls' homes, which made me feel even worse. [Alas, after all, no matter how amazing her physique is, she is just a 17-year-old girl. She only has you as a friend, so she will naturally cherish this friendship. It’s ok that you don’t talk to her much during the day, but even after school, you go straight to someone else’s house. Tsk, thinking about it this way, it’s no wonder that she is angry. ] The system couldn't help but sigh in its mind. Listening to its analysis, Qingyou sighed inwardly. ——It seems that it is indeed his fault. I clearly wanted to cling to her, but I neglected her because of school matters. That was really wrong. Thinking of this, he caressed her even more gently, "Miss, I was wrong. Please be magnanimous and don't hold it against me, okay?" "Humph╯^╰" "Today was really an accident. Xiaoyu invited me to his house for the first time. As a friend, I was embarrassed to refuse." Qingyou continued to stroke the fur of the aggrieved kitten. "I hope you can understand that this is really force majeure." "Xiao Yu?" Gui Yan Xinmei's focus shifted. "Is it Hanyu Yu?" After all, they often stayed together in school, and she mentioned them from time to time at home, so the girl knew about the existence of his other three friends. "Of course, who else could it be besides him?" Qingyou was stunned as to why he asked such a strange question. "Oh."

Gui Yanxinmei responded calmly, her tone sounding calm and without any disturbance. Qingyou was a little confused. Oh? What the hell kind of answer is this? However, she seemed to be in a much better mood than when she first entered the door. After a pause, Qingyou asked tentatively, "Are you still angry, Miss?" 98②208898 "I've never been angry." Gui Yan looked at him with a squinting look in her eyes and pursed her red lips. "Don't be so self-righteous, Tada-kun." Qingyou: ..... Is this tsundere? I see. [Forget it, host. Why bother with a character like this? I’ve already coaxed her out of her temper, so let’s just go online...] --Shut up!!

Chapter 14: Tada-kun is the most annoying At 6:30 in the evening, Qingyou was busy in the kitchen Pour oil into the pan and warm it up, then pour in the chopped pork and stir-fry it over low heat for a while. The young lady stood in the sink next to her and clumsily picked vegetables. "Don't you want to go to the living room to watch TV? The new yuri TV series is about to be aired." Qingyou asked while stir-frying the shredded pork. "It's so ugly, the plot is so cheesy and lame, I won't watch it." Hearing the disgust in her tone, Qingyou shrugged, said nothing more, and continued to stir-fry the shredded pork in the wok. On the other side, Gui Yan Xinmei finally picked out the vegetable leaves, then put them all in the basket, turned on the water, and started washing them. The plug of the overflow outlet was not removed, so a lot of water had already accumulated in the sink. Look, she had just washed for a while when the water in the pool filled up and began to flow out. She quickly turned off the faucet, picked up a rag and wiped the water stains on the table. While wiping, she secretly glanced at the boy next to her, afraid that he would see her clumsy appearance. The boy was still concentrating on stir-frying the shredded pork in the wok and didn't notice the situation on his side. Gui Yan Xinmei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and her anxious heart gradually settled down. Then, pull out the plug from the overflow and wait for the water in the pool to drain before picking up the basket to clean it. Although she was very naive, she washed every leaf very carefully and seriously, not missing any corner. After the young man had fried the shredded pork, Gui Yan Xinmei had just finished washing the vegetables. Glancing at the extra serving of greens on the plate, Qingyou smiled and praised her, "Well done, Miss, you are awesome."

Gui Yanxinmei snorted, her face calm and calm, "That's it." ——What? You're treating me like a child. Thinking this in my heart, the corners of my mouth slightly raised a small arc "Yes, yes, the eldest lady is the best." Qingyou agreed, picked up an egg and cracked it into the pan, "I'll fry you an egg." “Poached eggs?” The girl wanted to go forward to take a look, but was pulled back by the other party. "The fire is too high. Come to the back, otherwise the oil will splash on you." Staring at the boy's back Compared to other things, the first thing I worried about was whether she would get burned... It was just a very ordinary sentence, but the girl felt loved by someone. Suddenly, my whole body felt numb and inexplicable emotions spread throughout my body, as if I were soaking in a hot spring, comfortable and pleasant. ... Half an hour later, Gui Yanxinmei brought the plate and put it on the table. Four dishes and one soup, the same as usual, but it seems a little different Qingyou picked up the green pepper and pork shreds and put them in the girl's bowl. "The green peppers are not spicy, and the meat will be more fragrant when fried in it. Try it." "Ah." What is the difference? Looking up at the boy in front of her who was picking up food for her, Gui Yanxin's lips curled up slightly, and an inexplicable sense of satisfaction rose in her heart. Maybe it’s something called “sense of participation” She also participated in what the boy did, cooking together, he cooked and she picked the vegetables. Although it was insignificant, she never tired of it and was delighted by it. This meal took longer than any other before, and much, much longer... "Tada-kun, feed me." "Hey, you... open your mouth, be careful of the burns" "Humph." The green pepper and pork shreds are not spicy, but they taste salty. But why does she taste a hint of sweetness? ***** ***** After cleaning the table and washing the dishes, Qingyou opened a bottle of Wahaha and sat on the sofa, bored, tuning into the TV channels to see if there were any good anime on. "Hmm? Sailor Moon vs. Ultraman's human form?"

What is this? It looks interesting. [Host, change the channel quickly, this is an A‖ movie!!!] "What the fuck?!" Qingyou almost vomited a mouthful of milk At this time, the bathroom door was opened, and Gui Yanxinmei came out after taking a bath and wiping her wet hair. Qingyou's eyelids twitched wildly, and she quickly pressed the remote control to change the channel "Oh yeah♂FUCK♂YOU♂LEATHERMAN♂" On TV, two strong naked men are fighting each other, making painful philosophical sounds to each other. ——Shit, what the hell is this? Cursing silently, he quickly changed the channel What appears on the screen now is an ordinary TV series. I breathed a sigh of relief ——Damn, it’s so thrilling. "Tada-kun, what are you looking at?" Gui Yan sat next to him, raised her long and sexy legs, and asked casually. "There's nothing I want to see, so I'm just tuning in." Qingyou lied without blushing or beating his heart. The girl said "oh" without any doubt, turned around, with her back to him, her jet-black hair falling behind her shoulders, "Help me blow dry my hair." "Ah." After taking two final puffs of Wahaha and putting it on the coffee table, Qingyou got up and took out the hair dryer from the drawer under the TV. Plug the plug into the power socket under the coffee table, press the switch, hot air blows out, and stretch out your other hand to run it through your hair. The young lady squinted her eyes comfortably, moved back, and leaned into the boy's arms. I glanced to the left and found a bottle of milk on the coffee table. I was a little thirsty, so I reached out and took it, bit the straw and drank it slowly. Qingyou: ..... His wow hahaha.... This is one of the few precious milks in my collection, and the young lady just took another bottle. Qingyou blew the girl's hair expressionlessly, his heart aching. ... "I went to take a shower."

After drying her hair, Qingyou put the hair dryer back in place, "Miss Guiyan, please go back to your room and rest after watching TV." The girl sipped milk and watched the TV series intently, and hummed absentmindedly. You's face is smiling, but in her heart she's fucking ——Forget it, forget it, there are still two bottles left, don't be angry Walking towards the bathroom, he comforted himself in his heart ***** *****

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