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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 50: Page 50

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Chapter 50: Page 50

Without waiting for their reaction, Qingyou ran towards the school gate as fast as possible. "No matter what, charge!!" Seeing this, the two of them no longer hesitated and followed. ..... "Xishan Genping, what the hell are you doing!!!" In the classroom, Nishiyama Genping, with the curtains drawn, was sitting in his seat and was about to take out something to do his work when a loud roar suddenly came from outside the classroom. He shuddered with fear and was about to stand up when he heard a "bang" and the door of the classroom was kicked open. "Qingyu? Chi? Yuichi?" Seeing that it was the three of them coming in, Xishan Genping was puzzled, "Why are you here?" The three of them didn't reply to him, and walked towards him with expressionless faces.

“You…this is…” Xishan Genping swallowed his saliva. What did this aggressive and hostile aura mean? Wasn't he still so passionate about him at noon? "You still have the nerve to ask us, don't you have any idea what you did?" Ye Sichi spoke first and asked sternly. When asked this question, Nishiyama Genpei's expression changed, "No, I didn't do anything. I just came to the classroom to study." Eyes wandering, obvious guilty conscience "Still lying!!!" Yuichi Shiki next to him scowled, "I saw it after school yesterday!!" "The evidence is conclusive. At this point, what else do you have to say, Genping?" Qingyou spoke immediately, his expression also not looking good. Hearing this, Xishan Genping's mouth twitched slightly. He now finally understood why those scoundrels were so nice to him at noon. It turned out that they wanted him to let down his guard so that they could set a trap for him. He had no choice but to beg for mercy, "Brother, brothers, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, can you please not tell this to anyone? I can give you half of those resources." ——Damn it, you want to drag them into this together!!! The faces of the three men suddenly became even gloomier. Seeing Nishiyama Genpei's expression of not caring about being exposed, Noji Aka and Shiki Yuichi's eyes were almost burning with fire, and they were ready to take action. Seeing this, Qingyou hurriedly walked up to the two of them and stopped them silently. Taking a deep breath, he suppressed the anger in his heart and tried to make his tone gentler. "Gen Ping, there are some things that you can't touch. Once you become addicted, it's hard to quit. You should also understand this. So, considering that we are brothers, we will personally send you to the drug rehabilitation center to reform yourself..." "Wait a minute, just a few drinks and you're going to go to rehab?? Are you fucking kidding me???" “Is this a fucking gadget?!” Ye Shichi took a step forward in anger, clenching his fists, “This thing is illegal, did you know that!!!” "Fuck..." Xishan Genping was confused for a moment, "No, are you guys crazy? How can this be illegal???" "I think you're brain-damaged. You must have smoked too much and your mind is confused." Zhishu Yuichi couldn't help but take a step forward, his tone mixed with great anger and disappointment. "Wait a second."

Qingyou stretched out his hand to stop them. Rather than resorting to forceful action, he hoped that the other party would confess the truth on their own, because that would still mean there was hope. His gaze returned to Xishan Genping. At this moment, his mentality had gradually calmed down. "Genping, we won't force you. Just tell me yourself. What do you think of this drug..." "Fuck, who the hell is taking drugs!!" This inexplicable sentence made Xishan Genping even more confused. "You are still making excuses!!!" Ye Siqi said angrily, "What else could be in your black bag if not drugs?" "Brother, that's a drink..." Seeing the changes in the expressions of these three guys, and considering their behavior and tone just now, Xishan Genping finally realized. "I say, did you three misunderstand something?" With a look of confusion on his face, he opened the black bag and took out the contents to present them in front of him. It was a stack of small bottles with a cartoon puppy's face printed on them, with crooked and incomprehensible Chinese characters in the middle and a small Japanese translation below the characters. There are three words written on it Wahaha ... ... ... Qingyou: “???” Nojichi: “???” Shiki Yuichi: "???"

Chapter 52: You goes further and further on the road of being cheated The final result of the matter was speechless. It turned out that this was a big misunderstanding. Xishan Genping is not taking drugs at all. His parents are strict and don't allow him to play with electronic entertainment products. So he can only wait until his parents fall asleep in the middle of the night and then sneak out to play. This is why he is so listless in the morning. After school, I go back to the classroom alone so that I can watch anime in a quiet and comfortable environment. The woman's scream is the cry of pain made by the heroine in the anime when she is injured in battle. The milky white liquid was the phlegm he spat out after drinking the milk, and his arms and body were shaking because of his shaking legs. As for why he lied, it was because he was afraid that they would accidentally spread the news and the teacher would find out, who would then tell the parents. As for his listlessness and pale face, it was because the boy was weak, and it was normal to have such signs after staying up late.

All in all, the three of them made a big mistake. ...... "But at least nothing happened. That's the only thing to be thankful for." After taking a sip of Wahaha milk that he had pried from Xishan Genping, Qingyou smacked his lips and showed a fair expression. To be honest, the taste of this Hua Xia imported milk is really good. After the schools merge and I get a scholarship, I will buy a few boxes to try it. This was what he thought as he grasped the handle and opened the door. When I walked into the entrance hall, the lights in the living room were on and a TV series was playing. I knew without a doubt that the lazy guy Gui Yanxinmei must have returned early. ——Why does this woman always come home so quickly? Qingyou thought depressedly as he sucked two sips of milk from the tube. Just as I changed my shoes, a charming voice rang out, "Ah~ Tadoda-kun is back?" The stunning beauty in a JK uniform stood coquettishly in the living room, her fair face still as delicate as ever. "Why are you back so late today?" "Something happened at school, so I was delayed for a while." He walked in, put the unfinished milk on the coffee table, and said lightly. "Hmm, what could have delayed such a talented person like Tada-kun for so long?" Gui Yanxinmei walked over with her hands behind her back, looking mischievous and curious. “It’s about learning.” Qingyou lied without changing his expression. His eyes lingered on the girl's outfit for a while. He casually asked, "You came back so early, didn't you take a shower?" "It's all to wait for you." Gui Yan glanced at him with a sad look. "Don't you know, Tada-kun, that your body will feel most comfortable only if you take a bath after eating~" Sitting on the sofa, the girl crossed her legs, and her feet wrapped in black stockings looked even more delicate and petite. Several buttons on her chest were undone, revealing her pink underwear. Qingyou shifted his gaze and fixed his eyes on the other person's pretty face. "Got it. I'll go back to the bedroom to finish my homework and then go to cook. Miss Guiyan, please wait for me for the last minute... What are you doing?" “Drinking milk duck~” Gui Yanxinmei blinked and said innocently, "What's wrong? What's the problem?" As he spoke, he took another sip from the tube. The milk bottle in his hand was the Chinese imported Wahaha that Qingyou had just placed on the table. Isn't this what he drank!!! A few black lines float across my forehead

——Didn’t you see the saliva on the tube? You just picked it up and drank it. You are too thick-skinned, Miss Guiyan!!! [Host, didn’t I say before that she treats you as her best friend? So in her eyes, isn’t it normal to drink the beverage that her best friend has drunk? Think about it, isn’t this the case between all girls?] The system's electronic voice of persuasion sounded in my mind at the right time. Qingyou twitched the corner of his mouth. Looking at the girl sitting opposite him, her expression was normal and very natural. I guess it was just like what Uncle Tong said, she really treated him as a close friend of the opposite sex. In response, he sighed silently. Okay, a best friend is a best friend. She’s a lesbian anyway and I don’t have that kind of interest in him. It’s not impossible for them to have a closer relationship in the future. "Sit down and watch TV for a while. You can eat some bread to fill your stomach. I will cook later." He spoke in a gentle tone and then walked towards the bedroom. Since Uncle Tong has said so, he should also readjust his view of Gui Yan Xinmei. He should no longer simply regard her as a wealthy creditor, but a friend of the opposite sex with pure friendship? Qingyou touched his chin, feeling curious. After living for so many lifetimes, most of the women he met were greedy for his body, and this was the first time someone wanted to be friends with him. Hmm...you can give it a try. ... On the other side, Gui Yan Xinmei was drinking milk and watching the contents on the TV screen with relish. A new episode of this yuri drama is now airing. The show has reached a point where the two female protagonists have developed feelings for each other, but are unsure of the other's feelings, so they dare not confess their feelings. Once during a meal, the two of them accidentally drank each other's drinks. When they realized what was happening, they both lowered their heads and blushed. Suddenly, the whole air was filled with an orange sweet and sour scent. Seeing this scene, Gui Yan was stunned. She lowered her eyes and looked at the bottle of milk in her hand with emotion. Then she suddenly remembered that the boy had just entered the living room drinking this bottle of milk. Then... wouldn't I be the same as what is shown on TV, with him... In an instant, the beating heart stopped for a moment, and the tingling and indescribable emotion from before surged into my heart again and spread throughout my limbs. With the back of her hand on her cheek, she was at a loss as to what she could do. Am I having a fever? why... My face is so hot ***** ***** Qingyou found that Gui Yan Xinmei suddenly became a little strange. Not only was she silent as usual during the meal, she also kept avoiding his sight and staying away from him. This made Qingyou, who had originally planned to be friends with the other party, depressed. Sister, weren't you fine just now? Why are you acting so distant now? Are you playing a trick?

A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Even though Qingyou had lived his life dozens of times, he still didn't quite understand what women were like. It's complicated, it's too complicated. [Host, you are so stupid. According to my experience, the reason why Gui Yanxinmei's mood suddenly became bad may be that she gained weight.] "Hmm?" Qingyou was surprised, "What's the basis for that?" [Because these women eat and drink well every day, it would be strange if they didn’t gain weight]

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