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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 217: Page 217

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Chapter 217: Page 217

[Host, please don't let your imagination run wild. I'm just dealing with the chores of the system space.] The system coldly cut off his messy thoughts, [This is my personal matter and has nothing to do with the host. Please don't get too involved.] "Uh, okay..." Its indifference made Qingyou's mouth twitch slightly, "Speaking of which, Uncle Tong, you are not still angry with me, why are you talking in such a cold tone now?" He asked as he slowed down his jog. [Some programs just have errors, which will not affect the host's daily life. 】 "Master Tong, that's not what I meant." Thinking that the system had misunderstood, Qingyou explained helplessly, "I'm just simply worried about you." After this sentence fell, the system was unexpectedly silent and did not respond immediately. Qingyou continued to sigh to himself, "Is there anything you can't tell me? After all, we have been friends for decades. Don't hide it, okay? If you tell me, I might be able to help you." [You can’t help at all..] The system muttered quietly. "Huh? What did you say?"

[Nothing.] The system changed the subject in a cold voice, [Compared to these, the system should take care of itself first. Have you figured out how to solve Gui Yanxinmei's problem?] "Uh..." Qingyou looked confused, "Her...what's the matter?" well.. Seeing that the boy had forgotten what it had said before, the system could not help but sigh secretly, and in a calm voice, it mentioned a key word, [Snowy Night Tribulation, Host.] "So that's what you mean." Qingyou clapped his hands and suddenly realized. "If it's the Snowy Night Tribulation, Master Tong, you actually didn't put all your focus on the young lady." He said this as he walked home. 【how do I say this? 】 "Because..." Qingyou paused and looked up at the floor where he lived. He seemed to have thought of something and couldn't help but smile softly, "I always have a feeling that the young lady would not do anything to hurt me on that snowy night." He didn't know why he had such confidence, and he had no reason to verify it, but he did have this premonition, which was quite strange and wonderful. After hearing the boy's answer, the system was silent for a while, and then slowly said, "Since the host has said so, then this system has nothing to say, so please pay more attention." This time, it unexpectedly did not refute anything. Qingyou raised his eyebrows, feeling surprised, "Master Tong, you..." [I have something else to do, so I will return to the system space first. The daily tasks will be released to you by the subsystem later. ] The system didn't want to talk any more, and after saying this, it fell silent. "Fine.." Qingyou sighed, then calmed down and continued walking towards home. I have to go back and cook. I've been running for so long, I think the young lady is going to make a scene again. Thinking of the girl's clinging nature, he couldn't help but shudder, and then quickened his pace. ----

As soon as I opened the door, as expected, the girl was sitting on the steps, looking at me with a resentful face, and it seemed that she had been waiting for a long time. "Qingyou." She pouted her lips and spoke in a sad, aggrieved voice, "Where have you been? You didn't even bring your phone with you. If you come back any later, I'll have to go out and post a missing person notice." "Where else can I go? Of course I'm going to run." Qingyou rolled his eyes. What does the tone of voice mean, as if he is worried that he will be raped by a crazy woman? After all, his physical strength is different from that of ordinary people. He is a super fighter, okay? "How about you don't go out for a run next time? I'll buy you a treadmill, okay?" Gui Yanxin's beautiful eyes lit up, and she suggested softly. "That's not necessary." Qingyou waved her hand to stop her rich woman behavior, "Outdoor running is much better than indoor running. Going outside more often is good for your physical and mental health." "Well then..." Gui Yanxinmei pouted her lips, looking a little disappointed. Qingyou glanced at her What the hell is this woman up to? "You must be hungry. I'll cook for you now." After changing his shoes, Qingyou walked straight into the living room and prepared to go to the kitchen. "I want to eat fried squid with meat." The girl walked over and wanted to hug him and act coquettishly "It's not good to eat something too greasy so early in the morning." Qingyou dodged to the side and frowned, "I'm all sweaty, don't touch me, it's dirty." "Eh? Okay..." Glancing at him with resentment, Gui Yanxinmei whispered, "Even if you are dirty, I wouldn't mind..." The sound was not loud, but Qingyou could just hear it. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he turned and walked into the kitchen without paying any attention to her. There is nothing to say to such a shameless guy. The more you argue with her, the more she will cling to you. ... twenty minutes later After finishing her morning preparations, Qingyou picked up her meal tray and walked to the living room. "Xinmei, let's eat." After putting the plates on the table, he called out to the girl lying on the sofa watching TV. "Here it comes~" Gui Yanxinmei ran over excitedly in her slippers and looked around the table, "Let me see what you are eating." "Don't look at it, it's clear soup noodles with an egg." He reached out and knocked away her unruly little hand, then moved the chair away and sat down. When she heard about this, Gui Yan's excitement suddenly dropped. She sat listlessly in her seat, picking around in the bowl with chopsticks, like an eggplant hit by frost. "Don't pick it up, look at what's underneath." Qingyou couldn't bear to watch it anymore and reminded her helplessly Gui Yanxinmei blinked her eyes, then lowered her head and turned the noodles over with chopsticks, revealing the large amount of squid tentacles that were hidden inside.

“Eh?!” She exclaimed in delight, and quickly glanced at the boy, still a little doubtful, “Qingyou Qingyou, what is this..?” "Squid tentacles, what else could it be?" The boy raised his pretty eyebrows, "It's just steamed, not stir-fried." "Hehe, it doesn't matter, as long as it's squid~" As he said that, he picked up a piece and put it into his mouth, chewing while half-squinting his eyes, "Qingyou is so good~" This tone and demeanor are becoming more and more like that of a little girl who loves to act coquettishly and cutely. Tsk, she really switches back and forth between the two states of royal sister and cute girl Qingyou secretly smacked his lips. He had seen how terrifying the girl's aura was when she was giving a lecture. If he hadn't been living with the girl, he would have thought she was a cold beauty who never smiled. Suddenly thinking of something, Qingyou came back to his senses and looked over, "By the way, Xinmei, are you going out to work later?" "Yeah, I won't be back until around four or five in the afternoon." Gui Yanxinmei puffed her cheeks while eating noodles, looking quite silly and cute, "What's wrong? Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?" "Nothing, just asking because I need to go out and lie down later." "What are you doing out there?" The girl swallowed her pussy and looked at him warily, "Why are you going out to mess around if you don't just take care of the house?" “No waves.” Qingyou said helplessly, "I'm just going out to buy materials for the school festival. I'll be back soon. I'll just go to the supermarket and buy you some snacks." "That's it..." Seeing that his expression didn't seem fake, Gui Yanxinmei gradually felt relieved, "Okay then, but remember to come back early." "Hey, hey, hey, that's not necessary. Why are you acting like a mistress?" Qingyou complained, "We are just friends. Do I need your permission to go out?" Gui Yanxinmei snorted, lowered her head and continued to eat noodles, ignoring him. She doesn't care, she will become the hostess sooner or later anyway, so she asks in advance what's wrong Quiet and silent What does this arrogant and confident look mean? - "Crash-" Qingyou was taking a shower in the bathroom at this time. He tilted his head back to wash away the foam on top of his head, and his wet hair spread in front of his forehead. The warm water gently soaked every inch of his skin, from top to bottom, inside and out. In the mirror that looked a little blurry due to the spreading mist, he could only vaguely see a slender figure. He shook his head, and water stains appeared on his wet black short hair. He reached out and randomly touched the mirror a few times, and the blurry figure on it gradually became clear, revealing a handsome and clean face. The water droplets slid down along the contours of the eyebrows, like flowing in a stream, and naturally flowed across the neck and fell on the outline of the clearly defined abdominal muscles. The skin was white and translucent, exuding a unique temptation of coolness and abstinence. [img=700,991]https://[/img] "Tsk, can't it be darker?"

Qingyou really disliked looking at her fair and tender skin. Can't you be a little darker? You look so effeminate when you're so white, you don't have any masculinity at all He put on his bathrobe and walked out while muttering to himself. Just as he was about to sit on the sofa to blow dry his hair, he ran into a girl with a blushing face looking at him. His steps stopped, and seeing her expression, Qingyou's heart skipped a beat and he felt something was wrong. "Hmm? Is there something wrong, Xinmei?" She asked with a calm expression, and stepped back to the left without leaving any trace, trying to create some distance. "Qingyou~" But Gui Yanxinmei was not the type to follow the routine. She rushed over at lightning speed and threw herself into his arms, giving him a full bear hug. "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Men and women shouldn't touch each other." Qingyou panicked and wanted to get rid of her, but the girl was a tough one and no matter how hard he struggled he couldn't get free. "Hey, give me a hug. It won't cost you anything." Gui Yan smiled and said, "This is a friendship hug. It's popular among best friends. It's very normal. What's wrong? Are you shy?" "No." Qingyou's face was dark. "I just took a shower and my body is still a little wet. I feel uncomfortable when you come close to me like this." "That's fine. Can't you just hold me for a little longer?" Mumbling nonchalantly, his eyes wandered around the other person dishonestly. The young man had a fresh and handsome face with a hint of elegance and coldness, his messy hair dripping with water, making his skin look even whiter and more flawless. His delicate and perfect collarbone became faintly visible under his slightly loose bathrobe with his slight movements. ——Hmm~ It really becomes more and more charming the more I look at it~ She buried her head in that strong chest and took a deep breath. The rich fragrance made her lost and her delicate face flushed. "Hey, you're going too far." The girl's shameless behavior made Qingyou angry and helpless Damn it, if he wasn't as strong as the other person, he would have pushed him away long ago, and he wouldn't have been in this embarrassing and passive situation now. "Also, why did you come over to sleep with me all night? Didn't we agree not to sleep together? I even locked the door." Qingyou gritted his teeth, the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became, "Why did you sneak in?!!" Are you a lock picking expert? I didn't know you had this skill. "I'm just afraid of nightmares. I can't sleep in the middle of the night." With her head on the boy's chest, Gui Yan said in a muffled voice. "You're still having nightmares? Can't you seek treatment from a psychiatrist?" Qingyou suggested, "If it doesn't work, go buy a pillow and hug it while sleeping." Gui Yanxinmei shook her head, "It's useless. I've tried everything." "So you used it after sleeping with me?" Qingyou's mouth twitched, and he began to speak in a sarcastic tone, "Why didn't I know I was so powerful?" "I don't know. Maybe it's useless to others, but..." Gui Yanxinmei raised her head and looked at him without blinking. Her tone contained tenderness that the boy didn't understand. "To me, Qingyou, you are a panacea~" "Gudong Gudong——"

There is a beating sound that is gradually becoming disordered Qingyou turned his face away and pretended to be calm, "Forget it, this won't happen again." It's so annoying. Did he catch a cold again? His face is so hot.

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