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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 212: Page 212

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Chapter 212: Page 212

"What do you mean by still in school? What are you talking about?" The color in Gui Yanxin's beautiful eyes gradually changed. She wrapped her arms around the boy and stretched them deep between his breasts. Her tone became more playful. "According to what Qingyou said, then we are at home..." "I can help you cook, run hot water, and do laundry. We can do all of these at home." The calm and leisurely girl took over the conversation and calmly resolved the other party's indirection. "But not in school. If you tell others, it will easily be misunderstood. It will cause unnecessary sensation and cause trouble." "But I'm just taking a walk with you, isn't that okay?" Gui Yanxin pouted and acted coquettishly, trying to get away with it. "Of course you can, but I still say that you can't do it in school." Qingyou continued to grind the roulette wheel with her with a calm expression, "Although you and I both know that our relationship is pure friendship, other people won't think so. When they see us walking together so intimately, they will inevitably think too much." "So, in school, we will continue to maintain the same relationship as before where we don't know each other well, right?" Qingyou nodded, "Yes." "This is so troublesome." Gui Yanxin frowned her pretty eyebrows to express her dissatisfaction, "It feels like having an underground affair." "....." Qingyou: "This..this has nothing to do with an underground relationship. I just don't want people to doubt the pure friendship between us." "It's just a joke." Gui Yanxinmei winked at him with her right eye in a quirky way, "Qingyou, did you take it seriously?" "I'm just telling you how serious the matter is." Qingyou replied calmly.

"whispering sound." This indifferent reaction made Gui Yanxinmei curl her lips and said in disdain, "You are so boring, and you are becoming more and more like a fool." What kind of person would I be if I weren't a fool? Am I going to flirt with you? Then how the hell am I going to survive this snowy night? Qingyou complained silently in his heart, but still pretended to be calm on his face, "Well, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first. Remember to prepare for your speech." "I know, long-winded." Gui Yanxin pouted her seductive red lips and was about to let go, but in the next second, her movements suddenly stopped, as if she noticed something, and a light flashed in her eyes. "Qingyou~", she pinched her voice, looked at the boy with a smile, and her tone became soft and sweet. "Ok?" Qingyou glanced at her, and the rising end of his voice expressed doubt. Gui Yanxin smiled beautifully without answering. Suddenly, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the boy's left cheek. The moist and soft touch made Qingyou freeze on the spot. Before he could react, the girl exhaled hot air and whispered with a smile into his ears, "Hey, Qingyou, this is a common farewell etiquette between besties. It's normal, don't think too much about it~" After saying this, she put her hands behind her back, smiled sweetly, and stepped back. "Then I'll see you later, Qing~you~" She glanced in a certain direction without leaving a trace, said goodbye to the boy in a deliberately high tone, and turned away with a cunning look in her eyes. Seeing the graceful figure gradually going away, Qingyou gradually realized that she seemed to be taken advantage of by the young lady again. [Host, be more confident and remove the word "as if"] "..." Grass! ! — In the distance, Hanyu Reizuki saw all of this.

She calmly watched the series of intimate actions between the boy and girl, including the kiss. His expression did not change from beginning to end, as if he did not care about this matter at all. But the lips were bitten and stained with bright red, which formed a sharp contrast with the pale skin color of the cheeks, like a devil crawling out of hell, which was heart-wrenching.

Chapter 7: I feel inferior because of my admiration [Control your emotions and don't let them control you.] Noticing the girl's current state, the existence in her heart spoke to calm her surging negative emotions, "Don't judge the outcome of anything based on just one glance. What you see may not necessarily be what you think." "Ok, I know..." Hanyu Reizuki pursed her lips tightly, swallowing the sticky smell of blood into her throat. The strong smell filled her throat, bitter and hard to drink. "But, but, but they..." She was mumbling something with her lips, and she stared blankly at the place where the boy had just stood, with the depression and loss on her face clearly visible. [Don't think too much. I just checked for you. The girl named Gui Yanxinmei is still a virgin. She is very clean.] After hearing this, Hanyu Reizuki was stunned, "Still, a virgin?" [Yes, they haven't had that kind of relationship yet, which also means that the relationship between them may not be as deep as you think. After all, if they really became a couple, it can be seen from their behavior patterns. Looking at the way they are, it is obviously not the case.] "Is that so..." Hanyu Reizuki clenched the corner of her clothes, and her originally dim eyes began to light up. Seeing her like this, the gods could not help but sigh, "What a fool!" [If you like it, go grab it, fight for it. Staying there and waiting is always the most stupid and worthless thing to do.] She advised the girl, hoping that she would understand that this kind of behavior would not lead to a good ending. [Even if you finally waited for her, what would happen? By then, the boy you like would have been played with by other women.] "My Lord God..." The other party's words undoubtedly hurt her heart. When she thought of that scene, her heart seemed to be tightly grasped by someone, and she felt wronged and uncomfortable. [Hold your tears, why are you crying? I am just giving an example. These things haven’t happened yet. Don’t put yourself in their shoes too soon.] The god laughed and said, "How can you be so honest?" Listening to her teasing, Hanyu Reizuki couldn't help but blush, with a few tears in the corners of her eyes, looking a little indescribably cute. "God..." [It's just a joke, don't take it seriously.] The god's relaxed tone gradually turned serious, [Now back to the topic, since you like that boy, be proactive and brave, don't be too timid in front of love.] "But..." Hanyu Reizuki opened her lips, her expression hesitant [There is nothing to worry about. You also know how good your competitors are. If you don’t take any action and just give in like before, you will be doomed to fail.]

The tone of his voice suddenly changed, and suddenly became meaningful, [Instead of doing this, it is better to take the initiative. Even if you fail in the end, at least it proves that you have fought for your love.] Hanyu Reizuki fell silent, and the hesitation in her heart was gradually dispelled by the words of the god. On the other side, seeing the girl's intention, the god couldn't help but chuckle, "Besides, if you are very unwilling to fail, then give the boy some **, and then... well, this way, it can also be regarded as interest." As soon as the words came out, Hanyu Reizuki's face instantly turned red, "God!" "Pfft~" - "Have you prepared your speech, Tada-kun?" Qingyou had just returned to the classroom and had not sat for a while when the teacher called her to the office. "Everything is ready, teacher." Facing the teacher's sharp gaze right away, Qingyou calmly took out the pre-printed manuscript and handed it to the desk, "This is what I wrote, please take a look." "Oh? I didn't expect that Tada-kun would prepare a speech in advance. That's really strange." The head teacher took a quick glance, raised his eyebrows, and looked surprised. "After all, this is what you and the principal have repeatedly told me. Students naturally cannot delay and should finish it as soon as possible." Qingyou stood straight and replied meticulously. "Well, that's good. I'm glad you're thoughtful." The teacher finally smiled kindly, looking very pleased and satisfied. "This is what students should do." Qingyou bowed, seemingly being modest, but actually trying to hide the guilt on his face. He copied and pasted this from the Internet, mixing various sentences together, just to deal with the principal and teachers. If he were to read it out loud, the incoherent and nonsense content would be exposed immediately by others. ——Tsk, I'd better ask the young lady to make a copy for me later. He planned this in his heart "By the way, Tada-kun, besides the speech, the teacher asked you to come here because he wanted to ask you a favor." Qingyou came back to his senses and continued to bow respectfully, "Teacher, please speak." "It's nothing, actually. There are more girls among the new students this time, which is more than expected. So the school has set up a special class F for the first grade, which is a girls' class. I would like to ask you, Tada, to be a substitute teacher for a few weeks..." "No, I'm sorry I refuse." Before he could finish his words, Qingyou's refusal was heard. "Huh?" The teacher was stunned, thinking he had misheard, "Tada-kun, what did you say? You're not going?" "Yes, I won't go." Qingyou said each word carefully and refused again. As if that was not enough, he added, "It is impossible for this student to go. Please find someone else, teacher!!" this... The teacher is completely speechless. The women's class, this is the paradise that many men dream of going to, but this guy refused without even thinking about it. Is he hallucinating?

I was shocked, thank you. "Well... can Tada-kun explain to Jiangjiang why he is so reluctant to substitute for the girls' class and even a little resistant?" The teacher calmed down and asked with concern. — Damn it, winter is coming after summer vacation. Isn’t it tantamount to courting death to substitute for a girl’s class at this time? Qingyou muttered to himself, pretending to be troubled, "Teacher, students really have a lot of tasks to do, and I don't want to be distracted to do other things. If this continues, my grades will probably drop." The next second after he finished saying this, the teacher agreed to his request as quickly as possible, "Okay, then if you don't want to go, then don't go." You can find someone else to substitute for you, but no matter what, your grades must not drop. Qingyou: “…” So fucking real "I'll ask someone else to be the substitute teacher. Tada-kun, just focus on your studies and maintain your normal level. I won't ask anything else of you." The teacher said. “Yes, students understand!” Qingyou bowed solemnly in response, then straightened up and prepared to turn around and leave. The teacher's voice sounded slowly, "Well, Tada-kun, since you have rejected this big favor, you can't refuse this small favor, can you?" ——Wow, this little old man, I knew he wouldn’t let me go so easily Qingyou cursed inwardly, but smiled broadly, "Excuse me, what is the favor, teacher?" The teacher waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, it won't affect your studies. I'm just running errands for you." As he said that, he took out a long piece of paper from the drawer and pushed it over. "Here, buy it according to the price listed above." Qingyou took it and looked at it, "What is this?" "Our class needs props for the school festival. Go buy some on Saturday when you have the day off and bring them back." The old class teacher explained, noticing the boy's obvious displeasure, he smiled and continued, "I know you like quietness and don't want to stay in such a lively environment, so I won't ask you to do anything for the class during the school festival. You can do whatever you want, even sleeping in your office all day is fine." Qingyou was stunned, "Teacher..." "So, just buy what the class needs and tell me how much you spent. I'll reimburse you." The head teacher said earnestly, "You have to do something for the class to avoid gossip from others." Hearing this, Qingyou's expression immediately became serious, "Okay, teacher, I promise to bring you everything back without missing a single thing!!" "Well, that's enough. There's nothing else to do. Let's go back to class." "Yes." ---- After lunch break, the class should have started as usual, but because the school started today and there was an opening ceremony in the afternoon, the original math class was changed to an activity class. There were still dozens of minutes before the ceremony officially began. Hanyu Reizuki, who had nothing to do, walked out of the classroom and wanted to take a walk outside. Many students were standing in the corridor outside their classes, chatting in groups of three or four. Hanyu Reizuki lowered her head and walked towards the stairs without attracting attention, but accidentally heard other girls from other classes gossiping about the boy.

She couldn't help but slow down her pace, pricked up her ears, and listened furtively. "Have you heard that there are a lot of girls applying to enter our school this time? It even exceeds the school's expectations." "Tsk tsk, there are so many of them, I guess they all came for the Tada man." "Humph, they are just a bunch of little vixens. They don't even think about their own worth. It would be strange if the male god Tada would be interested in them." "They are just ordinary people. A noble being like Tadoda is not worthy of them." “…”

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