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I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

I really don't want to be chopped by a hatchet again

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Chapter 14: Page 14

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Chapter 14: Page 14

Chapter 13: There are lilies at home, too lazy to compare "Boom——" The melodious ancient bell rang again, accompanied by the sunset in the sky, and Qingyou woke up from the sea of ​​books. "Is school over already..." At this moment, the clouds in the sky are dyed into various colors by the setting sun, and the blue sky is also decorated magnificently. The campus is exceptionally quiet; the hustle and bustle of the day has quietly slipped away. Bathed in the afterglow, it seems to be covered with a layer of hazy golden sand, sacred yet peaceful. "Time flies by so fast." Gazing at the bright red in the sky, Qingyou couldn't help but sigh. Time is always like this, slipping away quietly and silently when he is not paying attention, leaving him feeling lost.

"Forget it, at least I learned a lot, it's worth it." I smiled slightly, and didn't regret the time that had passed. Learning new knowledge was also an equal exchange and well worth it. He is very content and satisfied. Qingyou twisted his sore neck, stopped thinking, stood up, tidied up his desk, and then, carrying his schoolbag, started his journey back. When Qingyou thought about the holiday tomorrow and the many snacks and games waiting for him when he got home, he was full of energy even when he walked, and his pace became much lighter. ................ "Let's make an exception today and have fun all night long!" Qingyou muttered, opening the door with a little joy. "Tada-kun, you're back." The beautiful lady had been waiting at home for a long time. She looked over with a pair of charming eyes and pouted her plump and rosy lips, which was both attractive and cute. "I'm hungry~" “…” Qingyou had a blank expression on his face. Oh, sorry, he forgot that there is another creditor named Lanpi at home. ... "Excuse me, Miss Gui Yan, what would you like to eat?" After changing into home clothes and putting a dark blue apron around her waist, Qingyou looked at Lanpi who was sitting on the sofa and asked lightly. "Well, I don't have any requirements for food, just be casual, Tada-kun." Gui Yan was watching a TV series, lifting her long, white and tender legs.

It tells the story of a pair of lesbian sisters. ——I didn’t expect this lazy guy is not so picky about food. Glancing at the girl in surprise, Qingyou asked, "What do you think of making sweet and sour fish today, Miss Guiyan?" "Too sweet, no." "???" ——Didn’t you say you don’t have to restrict your diet? "As for the braised spareribs, they taste very good and are not too sweet." "No, I don't like eating ribs today." Qingyou raised an eyebrow, "Spicy chicken?" "Tada-kun, don't you know that girls can't handle spicy food?" Gui Yanxinmei turned around and looked at him with disdain, "What a nerd you are who doesn't understand girls." “…” ——I’m sorry I’m a nerd Taking a deep breath, he asked in a calm tone again, "Squab soup, is that okay?" "I don't want to drink soup. I'm tired of drinking it at home." "So what do you want to eat?" "Whatever~" "..." [Damn, this woman is so hard to please] Before Qingyou could say anything, the system in his mind started cursing and saying it was fucked up. ——Uncle Tong, don’t be angry. After all, she is the eldest daughter and also my creditor. It is normal for her to have a picky taste. You should be more patient. Qingyou calmed down the system which was already a little irritable. Then, with a smile on his face, he looked at the person who spoke without any hesitation, "Miss Gui Yan, how about pork chop rice bowl?" "No, I don't want to eat the dishes mixed with rice." "Come on, come on, you do it, make whatever you like." ——Damn it, eat it if you want or not, I’m spoiling you. [Host, don't be angry. After all, she is a young lady and also your creditor. It's normal for her to have a picky taste. You should be more patient.] The system advised earnestly in my mind.

"Hehe, don't be angry, Tada-kun. I was just joking with you." Gui Yan smiled with her hands covering her mouth, she was truly charming and breathtaking. [Oh fuck, if I kill your mom, can I also say that it’s a joke?] ——Uncle Tong, when you scold someone, don’t bring your family members with you. We are people of high quality. Qingyou continued to soothe the still irritable system while looking at the girl indifferently, "What on earth does Miss Guiyan want to eat? Please stop making such meaningless jokes, because it will only waste our time." "Well, let's just follow Tada-kun's wishes and do whatever he wants." Gui Yanxin was beautiful and charming, and she looked playful and cute. "Of course, this time it's really casual, not a joke at all." "Okay, Miss Gui Yan, please sit still for a moment." "Hmmmm~" .............. Walking into the kitchen, Qingyou took out the ingredients from the refrigerator. When she was about to start processing them, someone's voice came from the living room again. "By the way, Tada-kun, you can't make the dishes I rejected just now. Also, use less sweetness and salt. I prefer lighter flavors. No ginger and coriander either. The rice needs to be steamed softer. If one of the dishes is not satisfactory to the customer, you have to throw it away and make it again." "Come on, Tada-kun~" [Fuck you, how can I tolerate this???] ——It’s okay, I can bear it!!! Qingyou cut the meat on the cutting board heavily, speaking in a calm tone. But if you listen carefully, you can still hear a hint of gnashing of teeth in it. ***** ***** Dozens of minutes later, Qingyou brought the prepared meal to the table. Noticing that the lazy guy was no longer in the living room, he sighed softly. Just as he was about to speak, Gui Yanxin's beautiful voice came from behind him. "Tada-kun~" "What's wrong, Gui Yan..." Qingyou turned back helplessly, but before he could finish his words, his face froze, shocked by the situation in front of him. I saw Gui Yanxinmei walking out of the bathroom, all wet, obviously having just finished a shower. She was wearing an extremely cool off-shoulder lace halter dress. The warm water made her smooth and fair skin look lightly pink. The rose fragrance was so fascinating that it could make people indulge in it. Even if she covered her chest with her hands, she could not hide the magnificent beauty. "Tada-kun, my clothes seem to be too small. Can you help me button them up?" A pair of charming phoenix eyes stared at the young man without blinking, and Gui Yanxinmei said with an innocent expression. ???

——How thick-skinned is this guy? "Miss Gui Yan, you can change into another one. There's no need to be so obsessed with this one." Qingyou tactfully rejected Gui Yanxinmei's request. "But I only have this one," Gui Yanxinmei pouted her seductive red lips, "Tada-kun, please help me." Qingyou remained calm and unmoved, "If you knew the size was not suitable, why did Miss Guiyan bring it with her when she moved in? Are you deliberately trying to embarrass me?" "It fit me well before, but it suddenly got bigger here. What can I do?" Gui Yanxinmei puffed out her chest and said, "I'm troubled too." After saying that, the snow-capped peaks on her chest shook cooperatively, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white nakedness. [Oh my god, this is another Mount Everest that people want to climb! ] The system in my mind praised. ——No, you were greeting someone's mother just now, why are you looking so dead now? Where is your moral integrity, Mr. Tong? [Host, moral integrity is precious, but dignity is more valuable. If it is for your son, both can be abandoned. ] ——I have no fuck to say The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he ignored his nervous system. "Miss Gui Yan, you should figure out a way to deal with this matter yourself. There are differences between men and women." Qingyou shook his head, his words were so righteous. "Tada-kun, if you don't help me, this dress will fall off at any time~" "so?" "So, if Tadoda-kun sees something he shouldn't see." Gui Yanxinmei smiled charmingly, her voice gentle and charming. "At that time, I can't guarantee that someone will not be torn into pieces by five horses~" [Damn, this woman is quite cruel. She looks like a human being, but her threats are very clear.] ——You just found out about this?! Qingyou sighed silently. If others were strangled by fate, then he was definitely pressed into the mud by fate, spat at and stepped on. Otherwise, how could I meet such a lazy critic who is both difficult and vindictive. "Miss Guiyan, where is that button?" Okay, you are so good, I will compromise. Gui Yanxinmei blinked her watery eyes and said, "It's right behind me. Thank you, Tada-kun~" Qingyou did not respond. He walked behind the girl with an expressionless face, stretched out his hand, and pulled the two buttons together without touching the other person's skin at all in the process. Gui Yanxinmei moaned and panted softly, "Mm~ It hurts, Tada-kun, go slower~"

"Please, Miss Guiyan, stop making those weird noises." "But I can't help it." ——Tsk He secretly smacked his lips. After all, he understood the extent of the other party's unreasonableness, so Qingyou did not say anything else. He concentrated his mind and began to button the shirt in his hand with all his strength. Perhaps, as Gui Yan Xinmei said, her thing was indeed too big, making it difficult for her to even do something as simple as buttoning her clothes.

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